janet: should we be concerned that our teenage son is hanging out with our strange middle aged neighbor with two sons - one dead one estranged - that hold similar appearance to ours? and who suspiciously has him over at his home sporadically throughout the week?
jack: nah, but hey look let’s be amateur archaeologists despite having a medical company to run and a young son, that’s definitely not committing illegal vigilantism, to raise!
janet: you’re right, how silly of me!
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engineering buddies making horrible things together/pos
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when i played disco elysium for the first time i was so sure you could take a picture with kim. because in the game they tell you that kims camera can only make two photos, so naturally i was like OKAY kim, take a picture of that dead guy and after lets make a selfie together<33 turns out there is a much more important photo to take, but maybe they could take a selfie together on a more meaningful occasion for both of them :)
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Photograph by Ren Hang. 2012. 67 × 100 cm (27 × 40 in).
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I can’t stop drawing these two help They’re a disease
Referenced a pose in one of @wolfythewitch ‘s drawings :3
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You mentioned before that the people who would have access to Machete's bedchamber would likely already know about Vasco. How did that come up in your mind? Did they get caught in the act or was the subject broached with enough trust? How did those people handle it? Sorry if this is a bit vague but I thought about it today and I'm very interested. :)
I think it just has to be the case, I can't imagine how they could manage to hide the fact Vasco is bunking with him from everyone, for years and years. Machete doesn't live alone, he has staff and servants who do his housekeeping and run his errands. Even if Vasco didn't stay there for any extended periods of time and snuck out the back door to avoid attention, I'm assuming at least the people who do his laundry and change his sheets would eventually detect that some sort of funny business had happened. But the number of people who are in on it is still very very small and tightly controlled. His assistant Vittorio definitely knows and helps to manage this situation, so does his personal doctor, and on top of that maybe a handful of most trusted high-ranking emplyees, which he has vetted extremely carefully and pays handsomely for their discreetness and prudence.
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The poolverine fandom had better still be hungry for more fanfic by August 9th because im not getting my ao3 account until then
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veritas ratio who vehemently affirms your gender. not even in a “no you’re the perfect boy” kind of way no. he is thoroughly pointing out every single detail, flaw or not, and talking about you as if you’re a god he’s praying to. touching you as if he’s sculpting you into whatever image you desire to be bc he loves you so very much :] you’re art every single one of you <3
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