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had a crewmate named miku in salmon run yesterday and this wouldnt leave my head
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the second splatoon dream was that a lore drop for salmonids revealed that they first evolved in polluted freshwater, and the salmon runs were almost-religious pilgrimages back inland to maintain the water sources that they were born from
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if the splatoons ever found the beach that makes you old it would become the hottest new trend of the teens to vacation there and die of old age bit its fine because theres a respawner
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ROUND 1: HAUNTED CALLIE CALAMARI DOLL THAT DRINKS ALL YOUR PEPSI AND CALLS YOU A BITCH (ebay) VS HERBERT WEST (reanimator)
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do you ever wonder how many videos you’re in on youtube if you’re a person who plays online games. like, i don’t mean directly involved but surely some person hitting a clip or doing something nuts in a game you play has had you in the background at some point. maybe you were part of a kill comp in something or like, something like that. you know what i mean it’s not about you but you just happened to be in the video even if for a second. how many videos are you in
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fan art i drew of craig cuttlefish dying in a glue trap
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EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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Here’s lil buddy for good luck- small fries 🍟 for the small fry
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