#the mean girls
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures#theyre the same picture#house md#gregory house#mean girls#transition
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happy october 3rd!✨💖💋💄 #MeanGirls
#mean girls#october 3rd#regina george#fanart#mean girls fanart#my art#meangirlsedit#movies#nostalgia#2000s#meme#memes
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Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
#mean girls#meangirlsedit#lindsay lohan#october#october 3rd#byaurore#usersugar#tuserpris#userallisyn#nessa007#tuserrachel#filmedit#usersavana#userveronika#fall#usermandie#userquel#userreh#userdiana#userrlaura#userkam#userines#useriselin#userelio#usereena#userzaynab#userzil#userzo#usersaoirse#useravana
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new yuri image for desperate lesbians just dropped
#i think this deserves to be up there with the girl doing other girls makeup and smith college id girls. i mean it's pretty good#i talk#i post#sexy and gay#hall of fame
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George
#bridgertonedit#bridgerton#meangirlsedit#mean girls#penelope featherington#regina george#ji*#ladiesblr#femalegifsource#dailywomen#cinematv#fyeahmovies#filmgifs#useraurore#userzil#userzaynab#usernowz#userlolo#uservalentina#userlenna#tuserlou#tusercarol#useradie#mialook
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MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters
#meangirlsedit#mean girls#ides of march#moviegifs#userstream#cinemapix#motionpicturesource#fyeahmovies#filmtvdaily#tvandfilm#usersavana#tuserdana#usermorgan#tuserrachel#useranimusvox#underbetelgeuse#usersugar#filmedit#bymandie
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Get car seats for my kids first.
#“fine we'll meet u at Walmart. ur boyfriend is gonna see u walk away tho”#“tf you mean walmart? Saks Fith Avenue is 10min away. only the best for my girls”#“fine. we'll meet u at Saks then”#“cool. and thats actually my ex”#mommy suguru#get in loser#anime#anime memes#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#kny#kny douma#douma kny#death note#light yagami#eren jeager#eren yeager#aot#snk#attack on titan#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#geto suguru#miminana#stsg#satosugu#sugusato#gojo satoru#jjk premature death
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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big day today
#october 3rd#mean girls#dracula#dracula daily#fullmetal alchemist#jonmina#edward erlic#mina harker#jonathan harker#holiest love#mina murray
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happy oct 3rd everyone
#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma day#oct 3#oct 3rd#october 3rd#mean girls#fma meme#van hohenheim#edward elric#ed elric#october 3#don't forget#fma hohenheim
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happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate
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#girl interrupted#coquette girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl interrupted syndrome#girl interupted syndrome#girl rotting#girlblog#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#just girly posts#fyodor dostoevsky#lev tolstoy#classic books#bed rotting#female beauty#female rage#the feminine urge#they mistook my kindness for weakness#female hysteria#female manipulator#tumblr girls#girl group#girlhood#manic pixie dream girl#im just a girl#just girly things#pinterest girl#this is a girlblog#i'm the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?#just girly thoughts
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