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arcadianambivalence · 5 months ago

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The Elves deciding what to do with the rings

Durin III the second he puts his on

#in the space of one episode the man does extreme home renovations and speeches #mends the rift with his son and calls forth ambassadors from the other lords #sets up a new tax strategy and mining initiative #and still has time for a little freak out when his hand feels unnaturally heavy #the man is BUSY #the rings of power #trop #trop spoilers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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saydesole · 1 year ago

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Happy Black History 🤎

#black girl aesthetic #black girl blogger #black girls of tumblr #pinterest #black girl joy #black girl magic #soft life #black boy aesthetic #cottage core black #black business man #black girl moodboard #black history #black actors #black actresses #black activism #freedom

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blessyouhawkeye · 1 year ago

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just found out that not only has dolly parton been married for nearly 60 years to the same normie ass guy who owned a road paving business who and i quote "went to a single event before swearing off hollywood forever" but also he looked like this

and all i have to say is. good for her.

#that is frankly the dream man if you're a pop star #hot. quiet. has a job. minds his business. that's what she deserves #dolly parton

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garbagequeer · 7 months ago

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hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)

#that old man forever. if you want my opinion #the national #thing #did you know the whole thing is online. on youtube even. hour 5 minute 40 if you want to hear the one where he cried #and the energy does build up on hour 5. cant believe i was too busy being 14 and from a different continent to go to this shit

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creepst-crypt · 5 months ago

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Wouldn’t it be horrible if he’d witnessed something so scary while in Gravity Falls that he makes a memory gun and ends up using too much to the point he loses his own self identity for the next 30 years and never returns home.

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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 7 months ago

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part 2 of giving bruce dad core attributes starting with forgetting which child has what dietary requirements.

bruce: here you go damian your lactose free meal

damian: father i’m vegan drake is lactose

bruce: tim is?? aw shit *hurries to find tim*

bruce placing down a piece of paper and a pen: ok everyone write their dietary needs on this please so i can give it to the caterer

dick: how can you not remember 😭

bruce: because there’s so many of you

tim: alfred remembers

bruce: alfred doesn’t count i’m pretty sure he’s not human

bruce: is duke still allergic to honey?

tim with his head in his hands: bee stings he’s allergic to bee stings

dick: damian is vegan

bruce: what? i thought steph was vegan?

dick: no steph is vegetarian damian is vegan

bruce: jesus christ

bruce: oh he can’t have that he’s allergic to peanuts

dick: what no i’m not?

bruce: yes you are

dick: i’ve never been allergic to peanuts where did you even get that-omg bruce jason was allergic to walnuts!

bruce: was???

#he’s not neglectful he’s a busy man with wayy to many kids #dietary restrictions are hard to remember my brother forget he was celiac the other day #batfam #batfam headcanons #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #bat family #dc #headcanon #dad bruce things

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autumndragon · 23 days ago

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i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.