#the honey pot pod

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows 1

Warnings: non/dubcon, clashing personalities, exclusion, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

Characters: moody boy Curtis Everett x bubbly, plus-size reader

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

It’s your first day at work. Your nerves have simmered over to a nice whirlwind. Even as you sit at your desk, going through the various training materials. You haven’t managed to calm down. Your heart is beating so fast.

Everyone’s been nice. You don’t know why you’re jittering. Like your mother says, you’re overthinking, and like your father says, you need to sit still. You grab the armrests and try to make yourself stop moving. It only makes you want to boil over.

You swivel back and forth and look at your coworkers. They’re all so busy like bees in a hive. They know exactly what they’re doing and you still feel lost as you sift through endless SOPs and corporate training videos.

You see a woman with purplish red curls with a mug, steam curling over the brim. Ah, that’s a good excuse for a break. You still need to figure out the office coffee machine. Daniella, your supervisor, briefly pointed it out during her tour. It’s one of those fancy industrial pod brewers.

You stand and nearly skip between the desks. Be cool. You slow your pace and hold your shoulders straight, your squared toed kitten heels clacking on the tile. You poke your head into the kitchen and find only one other employee inside.

The man’s shoulders are broad and straight as he stares silently at the coffee machine. It grinds and spurts out dark coffee. You come up next to him to peruse the spinning rack of pods, tapping your chin as you think. You peek over at him.

“Hi,” you smile, “any recommendations?”

His pale blue eyes meet yours for an instant before quickly flicking back to his cup. A plain black porcelain mug without any decoration or glitz. You already know which cup you want to bring in; the one that looks like a honey pot and has a small lid resembling a bear sticking his head out with a little honeycomb stitch between his ears.

You take one of the paper cups and a pod of the butterscotch twist. You stand back and wait your turn. He scowls as if mentally urging the cup to fill.

“I’m…” you introduce yourself, “I just started over in Research and Development.”

He doesn’t respond. He puts his hands behind him, clutching them tightly as his forearms tense. The tendons bulge out beneath his skin. His sleeves are rolled to his elbows, a grey button up with black trousers. A bit grim but an aesthetic for sure. There’s several rings on his fingers as they curl around each other.

“It’s my first day,” you continue the one-sided conversation, “so… that’s why you never saw me before.”

He growls and grabs his cup as the machine dings. He doesn’t acknowledge you as he turns on his heel and marches out. You watch his back and shrug, blowing out between your lips. You get it, some people aren’t the social type.

You put your cup under the spout and tap the touchscreen. It takes you a lot of poking around to figure out how to brew the coffee. You step back and wait. Caffeine should definitely help your nerves… fuel them at least.

💗

Lunchtime comes and you grab your bento box and head down to the cafeteria. Daniella said you could eat your desk if you wished but you need a break from the screen. Besides, you notice that most people don’t.

You enter the cafeteria. There are tables here and there but they’re already crowded. You notice a few people from your department and head over to that table. Tammy moves her bag onto the seat before you can claim it. You frown and apologise as you back away.

Hmm.

You look around. You don’t know anyone. You don’t mind making new friends but it’s like high school all over again. Everyone has their clique and you’re just wandering in between.

Your gaze falls on the only table with more than one seat free. There’s a single person sitting at it, his head down as he runs his hand over his close cut hair. Hey, it’s… that guy. He didn’t give you his name.

You cross the room and near a chair, putting your hand on the back of it as you hover by the table.

“Hi, um, do you mind if I sit here?”

His eyes dart up and he says nothing. He shrugs and sits back, smoothing out the pages of the book in front of him. You sit, your bento box clanging loudly as you do. You give a sheepish smile as he clears his throat but doesn’t look at you.

You flip back the clasp and pop open the lid. He shifts in his chair as you take out your plastic cutlery from the little compartment. You try to be quiet but you can’t help but hit the fork off the side.

You look over at him. He has only his empty mug and a half-eaten protein bar. You look back at your colourful medley of food. Maybe he’s on a diet.

“Do you like hummus?” You ask.

He doesn’t look up. You bite your lip. You’re just being friendly but maybe he’s not hungry.

“Um, uh, you remember me?” You poke at your couscous, “from the kitchen? I didn’t get your name.”

He sighs and turns the page. You nod. Not much of a talker. You let your fork lean on the edge of the bento and grab the sides of your chair, scraping it closer. He snarls and finally looks at you.

You stop and show your teeth like a threatened animal. His jaw clenches and he refocus on his book. You stir the couscous and take a bite, swallowing as your curiosity piques.

“What are you read–”

“I’m not,” he grits and shuts the book without marking the page.

He stands and pockets the protein bar, swiping up his mug and book. You gape at him, stunned. You don’t know why he’s so upset. You’re just trying to be polite. He storms away and you frown at your food. Well, you’ve always got a friend in snacks!

[dystopicjumpsuit]

A Question of Seman-dicks

A/N: I wrote this under the influence of alcohol, edibles, and the funniest conversation in the history of Discord. Happy Friday!

Pairing: Hardcase x GN!Reader (platonic with a twist)

Rating: T

Wordcount: 960

Warnings and tags: suggestive language, terrible puns

Hardcase spotted you striding purposefully down the corridor of the Resolute, and he sped up to try to catch up with you. You turned a corner abruptly, and by the time he rounded it, you were nowhere to be found. The corridor was empty; there was nothing there but a bank of escape pods. He peered into the porthole of each one until he finally spotted you, pacing back and forth in the small space and talking animatedly. Intrigued, he opened the hatch.

You whirled to face him, guilt written plainly across your features, but when you recognized his distinctive tattoos, you relaxed.

“Oh, it’s you,” you sighed with relief. “Thank the Force.”

“What are you doing in here?” he asked curiously.

“Nothing!” you said. His expression was dubious, and you knew he wouldn’t let it drop until you told the truth. “Hiding.”

He gave you a sympathetic look. “Admiral Ice Queen?”

“I came in here to scream,” you admitted sheepishly.

“Good choice,” he said. “Conveniently close to your office, private, and most importantly, soundproof. I approve of your strategy.”

“Except I’m not supposed to be in here, and if anyone caught me, I’d be in huge trouble.”

“Someone did catch you,” he pointed out.

“Yeah, but you wouldn’t rat me out,” you replied. “You’re more likely to come in and hide with me.”

“Great idea!” he said with a grin. He stepped into the pod and sealed the hatch, then flopped down on the floor and patted the spot next to him. “Tell me all about it.”

“You know there are perfectly good seats in here,” you said.

“True, but if I sat in one of those, there wouldn’t be room for you next to me, and you look like you could use a hug.”

“Good point,” you said, sitting down with a thump.

He immediately draped his arm over your shoulders, and you leaned against him. “So what did the bad-miral do this time?”

“More of the usual,” you replied. “I swear she sets me up to fail on purpose, and then she takes an evil delight in being a massive Taungsday about it.”

“Taungsday?” he asked, baffled.

“You know, a C-U-Next-Taungsday?”

“I don’t get it,” he said.

Even though nobody was around, you leaned in and whispered the explanation in his ear. He reared back in surprise.

“I don’t think you’re supposed to say that word,” he said.

“What word would you prefer?” you asked, amused at his reaction, but still too upset to laugh.

“Lady garden,” he replied.

You snorted. “Seriously?”

“It’s more respectful,” he said with dignity.

“I don’t want to be respectful!” you complain. “I want to call her a cu—”

“Love tunnel!” he exclaimed, interrupting you before you could get the word out.

That time, you actually laughed. “What is this, a bodice ripper? I don’t need a romantic euphemism for a—”

“Hidden treasure!” he cut you off. “Or cupcake! Those are delicious.”

You let out an inelegant cackle, and he gave you a wounded look that only made you laugh harder. 

“Hardcase, I had no idea you had so many words for a woman’s—”

“Honey pot?” he asked insouciantly. 

“You can just say—”

“Nether regions?” he offered. “I don’t like that one. It sounds spooky. Like some vast, uncharted part of space.”

You tried to stifle your laughter, but it came out as an embarrassing snort, which only made you laugh harder.

“Still, it’s better than ‘penis fly trap,’” he mused. “But not as good as flower. You know, because it has petals and is also used in reproduction. I would definitely rather put my tallywacker in a flower than in a nether region. Higher probability of survival.”

By this point, you had both hands clapped over your mouth to try to muffle your shrieks of laughter as tears streamed down your face. You couldn’t even remember why you’d hidden in the escape pod in the first place, much less why Hardcase was regaling you with a comprehensive listing of every colloquialism known to the galaxy for a—

“Notorious V.A.G.,” he said. “Whoever came up with that one had obviously never felt the touch of a woman.”

You doubled over and buried your face against his chest as you howled with laughter, so you missed his pleased smile when he realized he’d successfully distracted you from your horrible boss. Unfortunately, you’d been gone long enough that you knew your absence would soon be noted.

“I wish I could hide in here with you for the rest of the day,” you gasped once you caught your breath.

“Me, too,” he said, giving your shoulders a squeeze. “Probably ought to get back to it, though.”

You nodded and wiped away your mirthful tears, hoping that you looked at least somewhat presentable. Hardcase stood and offered you his hand, pulling you to your feet with ease, and then he opened the hatch of the escape pod. The two of you spilled out into the corridor, only to run smack-dab into Jesse and Kix.

Jesse took one look at your disheveled appearance and punched Hardcase in the shoulder with a devilish grin. 

“Nice, vod,” he said. “You finally made your move.”

Hardcase looked mortified. “That’s not— We weren’t—”

“Relax, brother, we won’t tell the Atrocious Admiral,” Kix laughed. “I’m just glad you decided to do something other than pine away after all this time.”

Hardcase stared at you with panic in his eyes as he watched understanding dawn on your face. 

“I—” he began.

On impulse, you leaned in and gave him a kiss on the cheek. 

“Thanks for everything, big boy,” you said. “Be sure to stop by my bunk later, and I’ll show you how well I can swallow your baloney pony.”

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Rec 41

Fics! Come get your fics! Most are the usual Superbat and Batfam fics, but there is one Ghostbat fic thrown in also!

A Game of Misunderstanding by JustGettingBy - Superbat, complete. Identity porn shenanigans! Superman figures out Batman's secret identity, but Batman doesn't! This leads to Bruce thinking he's being blackmailed by Clark. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.

borderline by TheResurrectionist - Batfam, complete. Hivemind Batfam AU! And it's completed! The author has also mentioned their might be somemore fics set in this universe and I'm SO EXCITED! :D

The Bed, The Floor, Or Anywhere You Want Me. by ClandestineCowboys - Ghostbat, complete. Old man sex on the floor. Plenty of sass too :D

Hot Pot by Nosensicalwitheringrambles - Batfam, complete. Tim just wants to spend some quality time with Bruce, but an injury gets in the way. Hurt/comfort my beloved.

Echelon: a Fan-Sequel to Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514 by Destra - Superbat & Batfam, complete. Takes place immediately after Loading and Aspect Ratio. Damian joins the family :)

The Heart Grows Fonder by Yippekia - Superbat, complete. Lovely, lovely Superbat smut. There are Superman robots involved :)

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9 - Superbat, wip. More of the mer Bruce fic! Dick and Wally have some exciting news for Bruce and Clark :)

As We Grow by butterflyslinky - Superbat, complete. A Superbat Cinderella AU fic I never knew I wanted!

Old Habits, New Growth by flirtygaybrit - Superbat, complete. JARRO FIC!!!!! Also, Superbat :D

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star by orphean - Superbat, complete. MORE JARRO FIC!!!!! Along with some Superbat :)

Gone Fishing by liodain - Superbat, complete. In which the newly formed Justice League do some team bonding in the form of camping. Bruce and Clark also learn that tents aren't soundproof.

a sky of honey by TheResurrectionist - Superbat, wip. More of the preggo omega Bruce fic!! I wait in breathless anticipation for the next chapter, I'm pretty sure Bruce and Lex are going to go visit Jason. I'm VERY excited :D

As You Grow by dnawhite76, Prubbs - Superbat, complete. A no capes AU. Clark went traveling after the death of his family. He's finally back, and reconnects with Bruce.

Never Survives Contact by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) - Superbat, complete. Bruce has Thought about Clark's anatomy. Shenanigans ensue.

i told you something safe by qudhitch - Superbat, complete. Superman has a near death experience with Batman. They both have a lot of feelings about it that they process. Some good, good hurt/comfort.

Happy Reading!

[not-goldy]

He wanted to be a macho shirtless military MAAN for AMI and he clicked that photo with one person who wouldn’t cringe at that idea. You think he can go to JM and RM and be like “you wanna take off your shirt, wear cool glasses and snap a chad photo for Ami?”. The energy of that photo is two f@ckbois from a frat house. I have seen boys do that in high school. And you claim one was in a 2 year relationship with a girl while other is in years long relationship with his bandmate ? Nah girl... they both are having time of their lives enjoying with different people lol

You mean Tae???

If you are new to the Fandom then all this might be a spectacle to you I suppose but it's established troop in the Fandom from day one that Tae Kook are the mischief peas in a pod slash power rangers criminal associates in the group. It's always been their thing- it's what their shippers mistake as romantic relations.

Fratboys energy- lmho that's the whole foundation of their friendship sir. Like Jk said Tae is the one he always gets in trouble with and we all know that💀

As for taking shirtless macho man snaps for ami- well

Jikook beat them to it so....

And since Jimin has said how uncomfortable he is with showing us his bald head- I don't see how or why anyone would want to breach his boundaries and post those bald headed photos of him online without his consent.

These are two men who genuinely respect Jimin's boundaries. They may not respect eachother's boundaries most of the time but Jimin is their cat among their dog💀

I mean he keeps giving skippity paps whenever they do mwre skinship with him imagine what he'd do to them if they breach his boundaries🥴

Im tired of talking about Tae Kook and boundaries, he's posting photos Jk intentionally crops himself out of, taking photos to feed army- listen, until Jungkook puts wellington boots in his guts I don't think Tae's ever going to stop😭

Like I said, it's their dynamic too. I know it gets on JKs nerves sometimes but what is he going to do about it? Tae will always be Tae, my cute little pot stirrer😹

Until they both decide to rebrand and leave their mischief identity behind- Tae will always bring him the chaos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And I think with that whole accidentally leaking the fact Tae smoked- I think vmin's learned a thing or two bout boundaries💀

I'm having war flashbacks to Tae yelling let's not look at the camera while JK is busy eye fucking Jimin through the screen. "Jimin is in JK's room. He wants to come but I don't think JK is allowing him"

My whole soul has left my body

Wait are you suggesting Tae Kook can't each be in committed relationships with other people in their lives while alo being the friends that they are??

I'm judging you so hard right now💀

At your big age???? Honey😩

They've always been like this- you can't tell me these are virgins or haven't been in any committed relationship in all almost 30 years of their lives that's crazy.

Fratboys have emotional and or sexual needs too

[cuppon]

TES Food::Honey Pudding

The Elder Scrolls: The Official Cookbook

Honey Pudding | 4

Originally a Khajiit dish, this pudding has evolved without the moonsugar, letting the natural sweet flavors of the honey shine through. Different varieties of honey will each give a slightly different flavor, depending on the flowers it was made from.

⭑⭑⭑⭑☆ | Taste: 4/5

This is actually incredibly delicious, and the flavor is better when warm, as it becomes higly aromatic. That said, the texture is closer to a custard than a pudding, if you're into that sort of thing

⭑⭑⭑☆☆ | Cooking Ease: 3.5/5

🥣 Single-pot cookable

⏱ Quick prep + cook time

🔪 Little prep: only the vanilla bean pod requires prep. Otherwise, no prep besides mixing ingredients

🚩Tooling: requires some kind of sieve to help with chunkage

⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ | Cost to Make: 5/5

This uses mostly ingredients that people already have in their homes at all times, except for maybe heavy whipping cream

[thewritersaddictions]

Drabbles: Joel Miller- Javaphile

Joel had been complaing for days, if not month about how his coffee was almost always burnt, and how the machine never worked properly.

"Doll, mind pouring me a cup before I've got to go?" Joel shouts from the stairs. Sarah is already at the table, sipping on her own cup of coffe that she poured a few moments ago. She's got her last exams of her high school career. "He's always like this." Sarah mutters to herself.

"Never can get everything done that he wants to." She says again, "Hey are studying hard, or barly studying at all?" I ask, Joel's travel mug lays infront of the crappy coffee maker.

The plug is ratty, and tangled up. the pot is forever brown due to coffee being left over in it. Loud as hell whenever it's done being brewed. "By the way the coffee is shitty." sarah throws out. "Hey watch the language kiddo." Joel has finally made it down the stairs. I hand him his travel mug, and get a kiss in return. "We've gotta go, grab your stuff Sarah. Thank you honey." Another kiss. Joel and Sarah are out the door.

A few hours later the texts start comign in from Joel. "Hey I miss you." I smile as the words melt my heart "I miss you too." You type back. There's dots, and then about twenty kissing face emojis. "How's work been baby?" You text. He responds quickly. "Like hell, and you know the coffee not really hittin' it anymore." "What do you mean baby?" I ask him.

"I think Sarah was right honey." I send a laugh emoji. "What? About the cursing or the coffee?" I can feel Joel eyes rolling. "The coffee baby. I think it might be time to gettin' and throwin' away." "Whatever you wanna do baby." I send back. The conversation ends there.

And my search begins.

How ever you managed to find the deal on your phone you'll never know. Even though you partly belive that your phone most defintly listens to your daily conversations. Having seen things pop up in ads that you and Joel had just talked about a few day proir.

You look through so many articles. Even taking up a few conversation with your parents. You had bought them a coffee machine not to long ago, and they had nothing but good words to say about it.

A keurig, the one with the pods that had different flavors. It would probably be quicker in the morning, and so much quieter. No stained coffee pot that made you wanna make it disappear during cooks out.

Then there was the espresso machine. The fancy machine that could make your coffee in a matter of seconds, and give you a few extra shots of caffine in them. The downside of this was that it only made a few tiny cups, and Joel needed a cup every morning.

I surfed the web for something… anything.

I ended up just purchasing both. If we didn't like them… If Joel didn't like them then we could always send one back, or both back. Happy with my purchase, and plan I started up dinner befroe Sarah got back home from school, and Joel from work.

Three days later to packages were at my front door step by mid-afternoon. With Joel and Sarah away it was the perfect time to unwrap and get the last few things ready.

I chunked, the old coffee maker. Setting the two new ones in its place. The keurig and the espresso maker. New and shiny, awaiting a helpless teenager, or the old man for a deluois cupp of coffee.

Saturday morning I was awoken without Joel in bed next to me. "What in the hell is this?" I grinned even in my dazed sleep. I crawled out of bed, and wrapped myself in Joels shirt. "What wrong baby?" I asked. "You… what is this?" He's grumpy always grumpy in the morning. "New coffee makers." I sais stating out a rather ovioubs. "I just… how do that work?" He finally asks. Giving up.

I go with the easier one. "This one is a keurig. You pull the tab here up, and slot the pod into it. Push it down and of course make sure there's water inside. Put the cup under that and wait until you smell a fresh new cup of coffee." I said showing him a few steps. "Pods?" He asks, "yeah, baby pods. OF whatever flavor coffee you wanna have that day. We can buy them at the store. No more flogers, or maxwell coffee grounds. Just the pods."

He stares at it for a moment, and then points towards the silver machine. "And that sweetheart?" His texan slur coming out. "an espresso machine, like a five hour energy version of coffee." I said simply. "Probably more a Sarah thing then you baby." I said resting my head on his shoulder.

"Do you wann try a cup?" I ask him, he hums. Stepping away to watch me go through the procress again. Coffee is done, and sittin' in front of him in a matter of moments. "Oh shit, that's… it doesn't sound horrible anymore."

Joel pats his upper thigh. "Come on, sit." I sit down, his arm coming to grip my side softly. "Whatever did I do to desrve such a women like you?" He asks, "Oh I don't know Joel, just being you." I flirt with him, and he winks back. "And other stuff." We sit like this until Sarah comes down.

Completed on: 06/28/23

Posted on: 06/28/23

The Last of Us-

[gelassen-in]

MASALA CHAI Recipe

MASALA CHAI Recipe: Masala Chai first emerged in colonial India and has grown to become a popular choice for tea drinkers all over the world. Varied combinations of spices bring an almost infinite variety to this delicious spiced hot beverage.

Masala Chai from Assam

ASSAM TEA’S STRENGTH AND ASTRINGENCY ARE WELL SUITED TO STAND UP TO STRONG SPICES.

Chai Wallahs (tea vendors) can be found on every street corner in India, sometimes in a small booth with a roof, sometimes squatting on the ground with nothing more than a pot and a tiny fire. Some of these tea vendors have perfected an elaborate preparation involving adding spice to milk and tea, and straining and pouring from one saucepan to the other from a height of several feet.

Preparation of Masala Chai

Things you will need :

Ingredients to prepare Masala Chai

6 cloves

2 star anise

3in (7.5cm) cinnamon stick

5 cardamom pods

2inches (5cm) piece fresh ginger,

sliced1 heaped tbsp black Assam tea

2 cups buffalo or whole milk

3–4 tbsp sugar or honey, to taste

Special equipment handheld blender (optional)

Place all the spices, except the sliced ginger, in a mortar. Crush and grind them with a pestle until they break into small pieces and produce a warm and striking aromatic scent.

2. Place the crushed spices, sliced ginger, and tea leaves in a saucepan, and warm on medium heat for 3–4 minutes to sweat the aromatics from the spices and the tea. Using a wooden spoon, stir frequently to ensure the mixture does not burn.

3. Add 2 to the pan and bring 3⁄4 cups water to a boil on high heat. Reduce the heat and let the tea simmer, all the while stirring with the spoon.

4. Add the milk and sugar and continue stirring. Simmer for an additional 2 minutes, allowing all the ingredients to blend. Remove the pan from the heat and strain the tea into a teapot.

SERVE IT UP: Pour into mugs or cups from a height of at least 12in (30cm) to create foam on the surface.

Masala Chai (Masala Tea) Art of a Flavorful Journey

[dcwnthercbbithcle]

OKAY MY BROAD THOUGHTS OUT OF THE WAY; now I can talk about the Blorbo! Re: this prior post

DOE

One of them man-eaters! Obligate carnivores and belongs to a species of the Survivor!murmaids, either fortunately or unfortunately renowned for their pack hunting skills and extremely tight social bonds.

To compare them with a kind of fish based solely in reality, think of Orcas, or really ANY cetacean, though aesthetically they follow more of a scaled-fish appearance to in keep more with the mermaid theme.

Social bonds and social rearing were and are an extremely pivotal part of both social, emotional and survivalist rearing for Doe's species. Older specimens in a Pod of up to 20 will teach the young vital tricks, maneuvers and tactics on hunting prey, creating waves to topple over small vessels, communication, etc.

It's for this reason that it's especially unfortunate that Doe was orphaned as it were during a period of intense human activity in one of their hunting grounds. Whether it was deliberate on behalf of the human fishermen as some act of vengeance or purely a coincidence. Doe was separated from the others and netted down, making her unable to catch up in the direction of her Pod as they were forced to flee the area under threat of harpooning and becoming tangled in nets themselves.

Doe never saw them again after that, and though social bonds among her species are strong, so is the notion of becoming outcast, and whether intended or not. Doe WAS an outcast after that point.

As it turns out, hunting while alone in a species that relies on strength in numbers and clever strategy doesn't often lead to success. At times, the only result of this is a bruised ego and a hungry stomach, but more often, and especially where human prey are concerned, Doe has many times been left with line and nets caught over her fins and tails, large scars and gashes from run ins and even pieces of harpoons, hooks and broken off knives for her troubles.

It's frankly a miracle she's survived as long as she has between the lack of Pod support and the failed hunting attempts that turned ugly. But she has somehow in spite of it all!

In light of her struggles, Doe becomes more scavenger-esc in her methods of hunting and so instead chooses to rotate between common hotspots of human activity and further out ashore. Waiting and preying on victims of accidents in the water, wipe outs, those pulled out by currents, etc. and watching for them to lose their strength enough so she can drag them down into the depths to properly eat them.

Doe is friendly-ish, but more in the wary sense. She mistrusts humans greatly but her nature dictates that she stand her ground even when terrified. Swimming still in place, flaring all of her fins out and giving warning sounds. Doe is, HOWEVER, more than willing to follow the honey pot when she's found it in a person and when they show to not be a threat and/or feed into her and her curiosity.

Doe does eventually get adopted into a new pod with many of the Survivor!murmaid gals (Feng, Nea, Meg, Yui and sometimes Zarrina who comes and visits) yes, I do feel like it's at least a polycule in a very informal fuck-buddy sense

Doe does have an ongoing relationship and kind of trade with other sea mammals in her frequent hunting grounds, often hunting along side them or sharing in kills that they've helped her herd. Seals, in an ironic stroke, are somehow both an often victim of hers and a helper when the moment calls for it. Porpoises and dolphins too. Though Dolphins, well, they're evil and Doe knows to not trust them!

Doe can also sing!!! It's more of a haunting cry and whistle, but damn if it doesn't draw in attention when she lets it out and inevitably one or two always peak around to see what's making that strange sound. Likewise in a darker sense, Doe has learned to mimic the sounds of a drowning person in terms of gasping and panicked water movements in order to draw in 'help' (a meal)

It is also of note that she has mastered the art of intentionally beaching herself then pivoting and riding the waves to slip and slide back into the water. It's not pretty but it works! Especially against seals!!

TWO-TAILS TOO! Very important, more Starbucks mermaid esc than Disney Ariel, though exclusively for character design rather than speculative biology reasons! Doe has big 80s hair in all verses and having leg-like tails which flare out and visually resemble the fanciest bell bottoms.

Per Doe's species, the tails separate over time, baby tails are almost a single thing but older the mermaid, the more their tails become distinct from each other at the waist point to allow for more precise movements, a more human appearance bettering the hunt and much more defined and powerful movements ( Yes, Logically I KNOW evolution doesn’t actually work like that and logic is, at least for the ocean that one tail is better than two for aerodynamics in most cases. HOWEVER we’re dealing with mermaids and I’m allowed to fudge the lines a bit!! )

[kashmirikahwa]

How To Brew Kashmiri Kahwa Green Tea?

Absolutely, here’s a concise guide to brewing the delightful Kashmiri Kahwa tea in just a few simple steps!

Unlocking the Aroma: How to Brew Kashmiri Kahwa Tea

Hailing from the breathtaking landscapes of Kashmir, the aromatic and soothing Kashmiri Kahwa tea is a cherished concoction that embodies tradition and warmth. This fragrant blend, rich with flavors of saffron, cardamom, and nuts, holds a special place in the hearts of tea enthusiasts worldwide. Brewing this tea is not just a process; it’s an art form that amalgamates flavors and evokes a sense of tranquility.

Ingredients You’ll Need:

Water

Green tea leaves

Saffron strands

Cardamom pods

Cinnamon sticks

Cloves

Chopped almonds or cashews

Sweetener (optional)

Steps to Brew:

Prepare the Ingredients: Start by gathering the essential components. Crush a few cardamom pods to release their flavors, break cinnamon sticks into smaller pieces, and measure out a pinch of saffron strands.

Infuse the Flavors: In a pot, bring water to a gentle boil. Add the green tea leaves, crushed cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, and saffron strands. Allow the ingredients to simmer on low heat for around 5-7 minutes. This step is crucial as it lets the flavors intermingle, creating the signature taste of Kashmiri Kahwa.

Add the Nuts: After simmering, introduce the chopped almonds or cashews into the pot. Let the mixture continue to brew for an additional 2-3 minutes. This addition not only enhances the flavor but also infuses a delightful nutty essence into the tea.

Strain and Serve: Once the tea has brewed to perfection, strain it into cups or a teapot. If desired, add a sweetener like honey or sugar for a touch of sweetness. Kashmiri Kahwa is traditionally served without milk.

Enjoy the Experience: Savor each sip of this aromatic elixir that rejuvenates the senses. The warmth of the spices combined with the delicate touch of saffron creates an experience that transcends the ordinary.

Pro Tips:

Experiment with the proportions of spices and nuts to suit your taste preferences.

To preserve the authenticity of Kashmiri Kahwa, use high-quality saffron and green tea leaves.

Brewing Kashmiri Kahwa isn’t just about making a beverage; it’s about crafting an experience. Each step in the process contributes to the symphony of flavors that make this tea a cherished delight.

Crafting Kashmiri Kahwa tea is truly a delightful experience, offering a warm blend of tradition and flavors to elevate any moment.

[miniaturemoonheart]

Litha

Yummy food suggestions for your celebration

Traditional fare includes bread, cheese, edible flowers, citrus fruit, mead, wine, milk, ale and vegetables. More recipes are offered in Pagan Celebration of Midsummer/Litha – the Summer Solstice.

Faerie’s Kiss:

Shake together 2ces each white Crème de Cacao and white Crème de Menthe and 4 ounces cold milk. Pour over ice chips. Garnish with mint leaves and Maraschino cherries.

Non-alcoholic version: Blend 1 cup chocolate milk and 1/2 teaspoon mint extract.

Rock Cornish Game Hen with Tarragon: 1/2 cup margarine in sauce pan. Add 1/2 cup dry white wine and 1-1/2 tablespoon crumbled dried tarragon. Simmer for five minutes. Put 4 ( 1 pound) Rock Cornish Game hens into baking pan. Pour wine sauce over. Roast at 375 degrees for about 1 hour or until done, when juices, when pricked, run clear, basting frequently. Serve with wild rice.

Sautéed Carrots and Pecans: Sl1 pound carrots diagonally and gently boil until crisp. Drain and set aside. Melt 2 tablespoons margarine. Add 1/2 cup chopped pecans, 1 teaspoon sugar and carrots. Mix well. Sauté until carrots are golden.

Penne with Blue Cheese: Cook the 1 popenne until done and drain. Return to pot. Add 6 ounces crumbled bleu cheese, 4 ounces margarine and 1/4 cup sliced Kalamata olives to the penne. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly until cheese is melted and ingredients are blended. Serve immediately.

Summer Salad: Toss together 1/2 poundh sliced raw pea pods, thinly sliced raw mushrooms, sliced cucumbers or zucchini, sliced radishes, 1 (16 ounce) can sliced artichoke hearts and 1/4 cup slivered almonds. Dressing: Blend together 1/4 cup olive oil, 2 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice, 1/2 teaspoon honey mustard and a pinch of coarsely-ground black pepper. Refrigerate dressing overnight.

Citrus/Blueberry Compote: Blend toget1/2 cup water, 2 tablespoons marigold petals, 1/2 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon grated lemon rind. Boil, stirring until sugar dissolves. Cool. Combine 1 1/2 cups each orange, lime and tangerine slices and 2 cups blueberries. Pour water mixture over fruit and chill overnight. Serve over lemon angel food cake

Feast of Faeries: Afterglow Celebration

Relax after dining on fine food and drink. Contemplate the personal power within your Higher Self. Reflect on the symbolism of the Sun and the Divine guidance that is given.

Recognize that that the power of Summer is the gift of attaining all that you want to manifest, through the grace of the Divine, is yours to bring into fruition now. Thank the Fae for their gifts. Abundance will be yours.

[runea-enchanted]

Manta's Cider (Apples and Pears welcome!)

Today, late summer is when pears are beginning to be at their best for cider- and I think it's worth taking advantage of. And, I, am your local broke- artist that loves a good spiced drink. This is a non-alcoholic cider, that I tailor to my personal needs. The ingredients list includes a lot of spices you would traditionally add to a spiced drink, but I have some important reasonings for a couple that I include. 5 pears (with seeds and stems removed) 3 apples-I use what I have, so obviously taste will vary, this was made with granny smith, chances are, I'll post variants in the future as I experiment. (with core/stems removed) Today, late summer is when pears are beginning to be at their best for cider- and I think it's worth taking advantage of. And, I, am your local broke- artist that loves a good spiced drink. This is a non-alcoholic cider, that I tailor to my personal needs. The ingredients list includes a lot of spices you would traditionally add to a spiced drink, but I have some important reasonings for a couple that I include. Ingredients (This is a grimoire.-you're getting my commentary, but so you can sift through it easily, I've bolded the amounts for you.)

5 pears (with seeds and stems removed)

3 apples-I use what I have, so obviously taste will vary, this was made with granny smith, chances are, I'll post variants in the future as I experiment. (with core/stems removed)

Turmeric (1/4 tsp) - For joint health, and anti-inflammation, I include this in a lot of my cooking, because as an artist- my wrist starts to hurt if I work and neglect the need to upkeep my wrist's health. So for any of us working with our hands- keep this in mind.

Ginger Root, freshly grated (1 tsp)- another anti-inflammatory choice, but also for flavor. Add more if you're prone to needing your stomach soothed.

Cayenne *the smallest- SMALLEST pinch of this, I don't measure it, because like...it's a pinch. You shouldn't but barely taste it, you should at most feel the olfactory sensory input.

Cloves 1tbsp- I would recommend whole cloves, but if you're me and everything on hand is ground- fine. Ground it is! (I am not here to pretend to be an aesthetic blogger with my shit together. I'm a girlie that likes fall drinks and fun drawings, mmkay?)

Cinnamon 4 cinnamon sticks or 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon

Vanilla, 2 tsp (or one vanilla bean pod, split. In this house, we discovered buying vanilla beans from a coop is an option TODAY, so we used vanilla extract here. In the future, I'll update this drink with me using vanilla bean pods instead.

2 teaspoons all spice

1/4 tbsp star anise

1/4 cup maple syrup

1tbsp honey (yet another intentional anti-inflammatory ingredient)

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 tsp of lemon juice (another one in here for our tummy ache sufferers)

10 cups water

Place your fruit, sugar, and spices into a large pot, and add water. Put the mixture on medium high heat.

Bring mixture to a boil, uncovered, for 1 hour. (Keep an eye on it and stir it occassionally during this time! You don't want it to boil over!)

(After One Hour)After a bit, you'll want to mash using the back of a wooden spoon, or a potato masher to release the juices and flavors, the fruit will be exceptionally tender then and it will be easy- be careful not to overfill your pot in the earlier phase, otherwise you will be making a hot spiced splash zone.

Next, Reduce heat to low and allow it to simmer for 2 hours

Strain mixture using a mesh sieve, or a cheese cloth. I use a sieve. I need to invest in a cheese cloth.

[simba-bonfamille-lyons]

Simba’s Christmas Gifts

For Berlioz @ber-bonfamille-lyons: this playlist :)

For Ashlee @ashlee-bonfamille-lyons: new pointe shoes, treats for juni, a few other odds and ends probably like clothes and books, etc.

For Marie @marie-a-bonfamille: is it a cop out for him to get her more fabric like he has the past two years? lmao he doesn’t think so!! it’s gonna becomee one of those things where he always gets her it bc he thinks she likes it but she’ll get sick of it at some point lol

For Toulouse @lou-bonfightme: a new houseplant for his new apartment and treats for victoire

For Amelia (and Abigail) @amelia-o-gabble: treats for duckie and goose for sure, probably custom sweaters w corgis on them -- one pink/one blue lol

For Jenny @jenny-marshfoxworth: he def stressed about what to get her bc he doesn’t know her super well yet but he probs wound up getting her like a combined present w ber -- maybe a new guitar, i feel like they’d do that -- idk ask lauryl what it was haha something expensy

For Isaac @isaac-morey: probably something to sort things in his classroom like containers or w/e bc simba finds those helpful and thinks eeveryone else would too

For Drakken @dr-drckken: YEAH they’re still FRIENDs literally rude (i read the discord thing lmao) -- he probs got him like one of those kiddie science kits bc he thinks they’re fun lol

For Winston @winndeavor: got him a nice cashmere scarf or NO some knitted pot holders for plants. both.

For Martin and Archimedes @geehosaphat: archimedes got a bowtie with golden retrievers on it lol -- and Martin probs got some charmed cooking equipment since he bakes

For Pacifica @northwestxprincess: some rose gold air pods do they make those? idk it just seems like a vibe

For Eilonwy @eilonwy-notjustgirl: a rugby ball with signatures from some girl’s team in england idk :) simba has #connections

For Jessica @notbad-justsungthatway: some rose/honey/ginger tea made by his aunt in kenya -- “good for ur throat” :) - simba

For Greg @notmuchofatail: a donation to Ruff to Fluff for 500 pounds, from the Bonfamille-Lyons clan

For Jessie @belladonna-wright: one of those scratch off travel maps

For Jeremy (and parents and Suzy) @jere-me--oh-my: some baked goods for the whole fam, parents probs got nice scarves, suzy got like some toys, and jeremy got some guitar picks and maybe a new guitar strap

For Hades @trip-downtheriverstyx: a mug that says #1 mayor which i THINK he got him last year, but doesn’t remember but is very funny if he did

For Dian @dian-morey: some fun scrubs since he works w the kiddos sometimes!

For Doc @doc-hudson: a book on dealing w grief lmfaooo this is so passive aggressive (he means it genuinely tho)

For Robbie @robbie-ryeo: a nice leatherbound notebook YEAH i remembered they’re kinda awkward friends so :)

For Flik @flik-feathery: also some of those kid science experiment kits bc again, simba thinks they’re fun

For Arista @arista-the-musical: probably a nice handcrafted tote from kenya in a nice bright red :)

For Jake @crickey-itsjake: a pair of nice polarized sunglasses bc he’s outside a lot

For JEFF: a nice wallet that he doesn’t give him for reasons...

For Aquata @aquata-the-champ: a nice plush towel customized with her name and “coach” on it -- in blue ofc

For Alana @alana-the-brilliant: ...another kiddie science kit there is a theme this year lmao

For Agustin @accident-prone-agustin: a 1000$ bonus from InterPride -- a nice hat for the winter

For Mads @mads-morey: a book in arabic probs

For Franny and the bb @mrsrcbinscn: some jewelry for Franny and some toys for the bb

For Reza @rezares: “i know u don’t celebrate that’s why it’s funny” - simba who bought reza a santa hat lol

For Elena and the babies @displacedprincess: a locket with the babies’ pics in it and some toys for the bbs

For Lightning @lightning-kachow: he just is too excited for him to be in Swynlake so he probs bought him a bunch of Swynlake swag lmao

For Mirabel @waitingona-mirabel:

For Tiana @truitt-story: a gift certificate to a spa day -- also another one for her mama probs :)

For Belle @labellerose-acheron: some bath salts and treats for philippe

For Isabela @rowsandrows-of-roses: a book of wax paper to press flowers

For Felix @tirameunpaso-felix: the ugliest button up he could find :)

For Ella and Willa @cinderellaashbourne: some toys for the bb and some sorting containers for her classroom for Ella

For Barbie @estrelllas: some beaded bracelets from kenya!

For Dolores @haveyoumet-dolores: some cute ear muffs probs in like a nice bright yellow, and fuzzy. like thsi

For Al @alzcomicbarn: a gift card to Hatter’s sorry he doesn’t know what to get him but doesn’t wanna leave him out

For Gil @agentgrumpy-gils: a 1000$ InterPride bonus

For Ting-Ting @princess-ting-ting: a 1000$ InterPride bonus

For Pepa @letitrain-letitsnow-letitgo: a photo album for her to fill -- customized with “swynlake memories” on the front

[wearewarpriest]

When I was a small child, my mom would bring me to the supermarkets, as mothers are to do. And while she did not and does not drink coffee, nor does my dad, we would off course pass through the aisle with those coffee bean dispensers. And I *hated* the smell.

The only people in my family who drank coffee was my aunt (mother's sister) and their parents. And this was mostly folgers brewed in a drip machine no more complicated than an one off switch.

My first coffee drink was from a Holiday gas station, which I got with a friend a few weeks into the summer after my high school graduation (summer of 2014) it was an overly sweet thing from one of the automatic powdered "cappuccino" machines. I don't remember caring for it, but I did enjoy having a warm drink with a friend.

The next cup of coffee I had was in the morning at Mt grandmother's house. It was awful, but I was curious and enjoy small experiences. I found that the 1% milk she bought didn't do much for making it more enjoyable. I did find it somewhat bearable with honey. (Not white sugar, to this day I dislike white sugar in coffee, raw sugar is pretty good tho.)

Coffee was a rare thing for me to drink until a little after my 21st birthday, when I bought my first drip coffee machine. My son was only a few months old, and sleep was...sparse, a rare treat. And I was working two jobs and running Wearewarpriest at a degree of regularity that astounds current me.

I think my first step into being a coffee person was really when I got a French press, and a spice grinder I used for coffee beans. It was muddy, it was under extracted and over extracted (some bits of bean too fine, some too coarse) and I used a Lot of creamer and would continue too for the next few years.

It was about 2 years later when I finally tossed the drip machine, and got the bodum pour over coffee pot. And that was another big step, I began to start seeing making coffee as a sort of personal ritual. I experimented with lighter roasts and darker roasts, I started looking up information about coffee and it's processes and I was drinking more coffee at home and out and about.

And then my cousin got a kurig as a gift, and suddenly we were all drinking easy and fast and really quite wasteful coffee from plastic single use pods and this lasted longer than I'm strictly comfortable admitting. I think we really wore that machine to its limits, because I'm pretty sure it broke.

For the next year I was making coffee mostly in my pour over, and I was getting pretty decent with it, but I was still using a blade grinder, and a stove top kettle, so my temp was always either boiling or off-boil. Which is really high for dark roasts.

Things improved quite a big when I got 3 things.

A water filter pitcher, a cheap kitchen scale, and a temperature control electric kettle.

I would always recommend these 4 things for people getting into coffee. A temp control kettle, a coffee bean grinder (preferably a precision grinder to a blade grinder), a digital read scale that measures to the thousandth decimal, and a water filter.

With those 4 are essential and the low end of basics for coffee as a hobby. If you only want coffee as a simple drink you can make in a drip machine, I understand.

Over the last year I have obtained an electric burr grinder, an areopress, and two moka pots. (3 cup and 6 cup size)

Coffee is very much a hobby for me, but it's also my career now. I work in a Cafe franchise, (not the fish the moose) and coffee has grown to be something I'm genuinely passionate about.

This year, with my tax return, I'm purchasing a manuel lever espresso machine, a La Pavoni Europiccola. If you have seen that early 70s James Bond movie, Bond uses the Europiccola very very poorly, it makes much better coffee than that scene shows.

I'm really very excited, and I'm really glad I had an excuse to go over my coffee experience, what these stupid addictive beans mean to me and how I've improved over the years.

People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

[foodiesmag]

Homemade Jam Recipes: A Delicious Adventure in Your Kitchen

Introduction: The Joy of Making Jam at Home

Jam making is a delightful kitchen activity that not only allows you to savor the flavors of your favorite fruits throughout the year but also gives you the freedom to customize ingredients according to your taste. Homemade jams are free from artificial preservatives and excessive sweeteners, making them a healthier choice for you and your family. In this article, we'll explore several easy-to-follow and delicious jam recipes that will brighten up your breakfast table and beyond.

The Basics of Jam Making

Before diving into the recipes, it's essential to understand the basic principles of making jam. Jam typically consists of fruit cooked with sugar and lemon juice until it reaches a thick consistency. The sugar not only sweetens the jam but also acts as a preservative. Lemon juice, rich in pectin, helps in setting the jam by forming a gel-like structure when heated with sugar.

Equipment and Ingredients

Fruits: Fresh or frozen fruits can be used. Popular choices include strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, and peaches.

Sugar: Regular granulated sugar works best, but you can experiment with honey or brown sugar for different flavors.

Lemon Juice: Freshly squeezed lemon juice is preferable for its high pectin content.

Equipment: A large heavy-bottomed pot, a wooden spoon, clean jars, and lids.

Classic Strawberry Jam Recipe

Ingredients:

4 cups crushed strawberries

2 cups granulated sugar

1/4 cup lemon juice

Method:

Preparation: Sterilize your jars and lids by boiling them in water for 10 minutes.

Cooking: In a large pot, combine all ingredients and bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring frequently to prevent burning.

Testing for Doneness: To test if the jam is set, place a small spoonful on a cold plate. If it gels, it's ready.

Canning: Pour the hot jam into the sterilized jars, leaving about 1/4 inch of space at the top. Wipe the rims clean, seal with lids, and process in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes.

Raspberry & Vanilla Bean Jam

Ingredients:

4 cups raspberries

3 cups granulated sugar

1 vanilla bean, split and scraped

1/4 cup lemon juice

Method:

Mix Ingredients: In a pot, combine raspberries, sugar, lemon juice, and vanilla bean seeds along with the pod.

Cook: Bring to a boil and then reduce to simmer until the mixture thickens (about 15-20 minutes).

Bottle: Follow the canning procedure mentioned in the strawberry jam recipe.

Peach Cinnamon Jam

Ingredients:

4 cups peeled, diced peaches

2 cups sugar

1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/4 cup lemon juice

Method:

Combine: Mix all the ingredients in a large pot and heat them over medium flame.

Simmer: Cook until the peaches become soft and the mixture reaches a jam-like consistency.

Process: Can the jam using the standard method outlined above.

Blueberry Lemon Jam

Ingredients:

4 cups blueberries

2 cups sugar

1/4 cup lemon juice

Method:

Crush Blueberries: Lightly crush the blueberries in a pot with a potato masher.

Cook: Add sugar and lemon juice, and bring to a boil while stirring frequently.

Thicken: Continue to cook until the jam has thickened.

Jar: Ladle into sterilized jars and process as previously directed.

Conclusion: Tips for Perfect Jam Every Time

Making jam at home is an art that comes with practice. Here are a few tips to ensure your success:

Always use high-quality, ripe fruits for the best flavor and texture.

Use a heavy-bottomed pot to prevent the jam from scorching.

Keep the boiling mixture stirring to avoid sticking and burning.

Testing the jam's readiness with the cold plate method is crucial for perfect consistency.

Homemade jams make excellent gifts and are a wonderful way to capture the essence of seasonal fruits. With these recipes, you’re well on your way to adding a personal touch to your pantry with flavors that you and your loved ones will cherish all year round. Happy jamming!

[gothicdicordia]

I created Wassail / Glogg hybrid as fresh apple cider is exceedingly expensive compared to 100 percent apple juice.

Basically:

Take every spice you'd ever consider for cider (even old spices from last year.)

If you have whole spices smash them in a mortar to bits, grate the nutmeg, rough up your cinnamon sticks, and then give them in a light toast in the pot you plan to make cider in.

Make sure if you don't like a certain spice not to overdo it. In this case I went hard on my Cardamom Pods but I found the melange made it delightful.

So pour in 1 jug of Apple Juice or Cider.

Add in 1/2 a cup of maple syrup or 1/4 a cup of honey. Add brown sugar if you want a syrup for mulling wine.

1 pinch of salt.

Lemon or Orange peel zest if you have it.

Simmer for an hour. Then let it sit to steep and cool. Transfer to a serving bowl or crock. Garnish with orange or lemon slices.

From here you can add:

Ginger Ale or Ginger Beer plus ice for chilled Holiday Punch

Or

A sweet wine for Mulled Wine and serve warm

Or

Grape juice for non-alcoholic Mulled "wine" to serve warm.

[grappel-writes]

Part 1 of god knows how many posts about Orion as a recruitable companion. These will be given a searchable tag and a link on my page. This is entirely based on the Ask list a few posts before. LONG post under the cut: How he's recruited, companions response to his recruitment, and his response to their recruitment.

Recruiting

Orion can be recruited in a shallow cave to the west of the crash region. South of the blighted village, before you reach the swamp. The pod he broke out of is still smoldering in the tree line some ways away from the mouth of a shallow cave. As you pass the cave, you hear him call out "Hey! You! Uh- [Your Tav's Race]!" When you approach, you see a half elf with a large chest hauled onto his shoulder. He's got jaw length, curly dark blonde hair, tanned skin, plenty of freckles over the bridge of his nose, and a one dimpled smile. "Good to see a friendly face! (If you're a tiefling, half-orc, or drow he'll add "Well, good to see a face at all.") Do you mind lending a hand? I'll split this with you if you can-" Mid sentence, goblins that got bored guarding the blighted village will appear from the brush on either side of the mouth of the cave. "Shite! There wasn't supposeds ta be othersI!" goblin one yells. Goblin two just yells and runs straight at Orion, gnarly rusted sword above his head. Orion throws the chest he was carrying at the attacker, and it breaks into pieces on contact. The goblin is knocked unconscious. "Nevermind! I got it open!" Orion laughs, and the party enters combat. Four other goblins are revealed from hiding, and Orion helps kill them. He wields a sword and shield, level one fighter gear. After the fight is over, he takes a cloth from his pack and wipes his sword down He has a casual, knight-in-shining-armor walk. "Thanks for the help, that could have taken a while." He doesn't seem to even consider that fighting five goblins on his own could have been detrimental for him. "And might've scuffed up the finery." He tapes a fist on his, admittedly fine, chest plate. "I'm Orion, by the way." He kicks aside the splintered mess of the chest, finding the only thing it contained - a pot of honey. He shakes his head in disbelief and tosses it aside. >Tav introduces themself, or asks Orion what they're doing out here. Either way, he only gets a couple words into a reply before your brain worms link. You see into his memories, and they are... pleasant. You see a family that has dinner together, parties, and genuine fraternity. You see days in a training field outside a beautiful home, and nights reading in a comfortable bed. Under it all, though, is a strange current of feeling incomplete. Then you see yourself, travel weary and blooded, and can feel that he's worried that he looks the same. "Lathander's flaming morning... you were on that ship!" He's excited, this is good news! "Damn am I glad to have met you! Well, not glad that you also got-" he squirms his finger to his own eye, indicating the word. "You know. Bad twist of luck there" He motions as if twisting a knife into someone's chest. "But this is good! While you try to find something to kill it, I'll come along and kill the things that try to find you!" > Tell him to slow down, and not to invite himself "Oh come on, don't be dense. You need people at your side, no way either of us are going to fix this by ourselves! Besides, it'll be awkward when we keep running into each other on the road. Best to just bypass all that, and let me come along. I'll lift the mood, if nothing else, eh?" > Alright, fine. Come along. If your party is full: "Sure thing, but it looks like you don't need an extra pair of hands right now. No worries, we'll regroup at your camp! I'll be ready with a drink and an ear for your story as soon as you're back." If you have room: "My sword and shield are yours, just show me where to point them." Other Companions Reacting to his Recruitment Astarion: I do wish Orion wouldn't smile so much. It's... unsettling. Some of us are trying to languish over our tragedies in peace, and he's making it far too bright. Karlach: I'm glad we've got Orion on board, need all the good sword arms we can get! And - it'll be nice not being the only one moving this camp around!

Lae'zel: A solider who has seen many battles, but little blood. We'll see if he's able to keep from fainting like a child when things get deadly.

Shadowheart: I don't like it. No one's that happy. He's hiding something, I just know it. > What, you don't think people can just be happy? No. Not ones with worms in their brains and a death sentence hanging over their head, at least.

Gale: Well, Orion's a pleasant fellow, isn't he? Familiar with poetry, well read on history, some decent manners. For once. He'd be a fearsome opponent in battle, too, if he wasn't so worried about chipping his blade.

Wyll: I thought I recognized that name! Sir Datton and my father have worked together for years. Well, more accurately fought each other for years, never could agree on anything. Still, weird I've never met his other son. Must be the private sort.

Orion's Comments on Recruiting the Others

Wyll: The Blade! The legend exists! I used to think about copying him, you know. Cut out from the city, go it my own in the wilds and make a name for myself. Decided that would be too gouache, though.

Karlach: I do admire a woman who knows what she likes and is good at what she does. I've never found a demon or devil before, can't wait to get a chance to talk shop with her.

Astarion: It's no easy feat dressing that nicely in the wilderness, you lot should give him more credit for his efforts. And for his readiness to hold a stranger at knife point.

Gale: Always did like wizards, maybe I'll be one in another life. Something about the books, the quiet life, the immeasurable power and destruction! Take my advice, he may seem harmless, but I guarantee you he's the most dangerous one here. Stay on his good side.

Shadowheart: Awful prickly, isn't she? Haven't said hardly a full sentence to her and I keep catching her glaring at me from across the camp. Not sure what I did, but I hope she doesn't sneak up on me for it later.

Lae'zel: Githyanki battle practices are... odd. I was taught that if an opponent surrenders, let them bow out with dignity. She seems to think it'd be more honorable to behead them and deliver it to their family instead. I don't know, I'd rather be ashamed with my head than die with my pride.

Halsin: So - the druid. Awful generous of him to leave that grove behind to come help us on our little journey. I hope his absence isn't felt too deeply, he already feels like a fixture here. Can only imagine how we'll feel once he's ready to move on again.

Jaheira: They say never meet your heroes, that the people you read about in the history books will always disappoint you in real life once you learn they're just people. They never met Jaheira, apparently.

Minsc: At this point I really should stop being surprised at what I'm going to run into, but a statue come to life? The hamster? Another hero of old? I'm not even going to try to wrap my head around it. > Do you not like Minsc? I never said that! He's hilarious, and we needed someone else with a sense of humor around here.