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good lord

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The Watchtower Cafeteria, post-mission

Ollie: “God, Bats is so annoying. Don’t you ever just want to shut him up?”

Clark, immediately: “With my mouth. Yeah.”

Ollie:

Hal:

Dinah:

Clark:

Ollie: “I think that was an inside thought, buddy.”

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reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

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Fic idea: A world where Clark and Bruce both get put under Black Mercy’s spell and see their alternate “ideal” dream realities. These realities are identical, though they don’t realize that — a world where they finally give into the pining and realize the other cares about them just as much.

They get married, raise kids, and build the League. Years pass in domestic bliss.

Cut to them waking up. Both are devastated that their marriage/lives weren’t real and resign themselves to a miserable world with a partner who doesn’t remember them.

They both think the other saw something else — Clark mumbles something about Lois and Bruce lies that he saw his parents alive again (they were in his dream, but that wasn’t the focus? hmm)

But. As they try moving on from the years-in-a-second bliss they shared, odd moments keep cropping up.

Bruce says something Clark only ever heard in the dream world. They know things about each other they shouldn’t. Clark slips up and reaches for Bruce’s body in a way that’s too achingly familiar. They’re both choked with denial and grief.

Cue the most aggravating dual pining ever.

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cowl hair + grease paint

(I just think cass would be into the whole grease paint situation that went on in the batman 2022)

clean version :)

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ppl rly liked damian + batcow doodle so i coloured it in!!!

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... no one ask me how long I spent painting batman's boobs

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robin !!!

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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god i love people

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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Bruce: "Finally I have found someone who can throw me in the air! Tactical advantage."

Diana, J'onn, Hal, probably Arthur too: "We can do that too!"

Bruce, just wanted to be held by Clark, even if it's only .5 seconds: "Uh."

or even worse: Clark thinks he's got something special going with Bruce and then he sees Diana flipping Bruce like some sort of 225+ lb pancake through the air at an enemy and has to process that for a hot sec. he is not the only one strong enough, but by golly is he going to be the only one doing that from now moving forward!!

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STOPP I JUST FOUND THIS AND I'M DYING FROM CUTENESS

Art by Dan Mora