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The new Sup with The Batman :D

Ain't making out, but they went for a coffee :>

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yes, Bruce Wayne wears long thick wool coats (always black) because that’s what old money does, it’s what his parents wore (like that post about Martha’s coat being an inspiration for Batman’s cape) and I’m sure for other reasons.

but also? a ankle-length, thick, 100% wool coat can hide SO many things:

weapons (duh)

Kevlar vest / bulletproof vests (this is actually what a lot of politicians do on outdoor campaign stops)

recording devices or other gadgets (you could hide an infinite number in a large man’s coat)

secret pockets in the lining, sleeves, collar, etc

an actual cape (I hc Bruce has a prototype cape that doubles as an innocuous coat)

lead shielding (heavy but worth it, and not just for Superman reasons)

field grade insulation above what a typical wool coat already offers (which is a decent amount if you can find 100% wool)

a bulky coat conceals your shape easily so it can hide bandages or emphasize/de-emphasize musculature etc

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a blanket of snow on fairy lights

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many fail to grasp the fact that if you are a top, pathetic is one of the hottest things you can possibly be. oh you’re begging to be inside me? your voice is cracking and you’re on the verge of tears? your hands shake a little when you touch me? you moan and your eyes roll back when you finally get to taste me? yeah i need my tops standing on my doorstep rainwater dripping off their nose. shirt soaked through. no coat. i need my tops sniffling and shivering so i can bring them in out of the cold. a bottom can be a kind of angel. wrapping their wings around you. a bottom can take you inside them and make you warm again. that’s why i need a top who will whimper when i coo at them, oh you poor thing

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I just realized I never drew him fully in he's silly suit

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what if we kissed... under the missle toad

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I did some old people because a certain @unbreakabledawn mentioned it and I can't stop thinking about them.

More old dicks coming soon.

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

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At least he got that holiday spirit

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Sleepy baby

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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here