#the heat is not sexual!

[goshdangitpaul]

I keep on writing halves of fanfics that are great but literally no one is going to read it. I’m writing that controversial idea because I’m not a coward. or something

[autisticandroids]

FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.

[youtube with closed captions]

dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.

(via @closetoyou1970)

[coolcarabiner]

lesbians who are terfs will never make any sense to me crying about the supposed exclusivity of the “female experience” like my brother in christ she experienced an othered, lonely, confusing childhood where she was made to feel inadequate in her gender, sexuality, or both just the same as you and instead of letting this unify you against patriarchy you just enforce it on other people to maintain the sliver of “power” you think you have. how do u not see how dumb this is oh my god

[tumblweeds-omegaverse]

random omegaverse thought:

There must be people who experience specific instinct things with indifference or boredom.

Procreative cycle coming up? "Crap, I've got plans this weekend...stupid skip weeks."

Caught an intriguing scent while walking? "But I need to get to work! Shut up brain."

Had a snap response to a distressed sound? "Who was it?! ...right, it's my day off, I can go back to sleep."

Somebody growled at them? "Kid, I'm not a rival, that's my sibling."

Super cozy cuddle session happening nearby? "I'm gonna pass tonight guys, no social battery left, maybe next time."

Group of friends heading out to flirt and check out other singles? "I'm coming with you but only to make sure you all get home safe."

Setting where fated mates or soul bonds or permanent marks are a thing? "Meh. I don't really want one or care if I ever get one."

People in the actual omegaverse would get as bored of their stuff, as we do of ours, you know? It could be interesting to see that kind of vibe in fics. Biological demands faced with all the excitement of paying bills or doing laundry or tying your shoes.

Even if that kind of energy might not drive a plot, it could be interesting to have as a contrast to the people who do have big feelings about them - good or bad.

There's the friends who can't wait til they have a pack of their own, and the one friend who isn't against it but couldn't care less. There's the group in the office who are all about scent compatibility tests and figuring out one's best match and what sprays most highlight it, and the coworker who has no intentions on putting that much effort in. There are parents who hover and protect their offspring by scenting them multiple times a day, and others who don't see what the fuss is as long as it's done in the morning.

...also: packs with introverts who show care by giving each other space. So often, closeness is depicted through physical touch and tactile affection, but comfortable silence is meaningful too. Knowing people are near, but not having to interact until you're ready. Sitting in the same room doing different things, knowing that all it takes is a "hey, look at this" to share what you're up to. People understanding and accepting each other's differing or fluctuating needs for how and when to recharge. Seeing somebody reaching out or sharing space, beyond what's their norm, as a signal of the fact that they care.

[adamnablelittledevil]

Re-watched the loumand fight and man I CAN'T WAIT to snort on Lesmand's word offs filled with sexual tension cocaine

[uzi-x33]

one piece rant!!! (bc im tired of ppl mischaracterizing Nami and being gross.)

I fucking hate the YouTube one piece fandom sm. it’s basically all degenerates and incells that don’t even care abt the series. All they seem to care abt it “BRO (insert any female one piece character) IS SO MOMMY😍😍😍” like there’s so much more to the women of one piece then “MOMMY!!” it’s so disgusting cus I’ll look up Nami on YouTube and all I will fucking get is people sexualizing her and ignoring how amazingly written she is. The only good and decent one piece (centric) YouTuber is @melonteee (please watch her character analysis videos they’re seriously so good) she is genuinely amazing 🫶. but again, most of the yt one piece fandom is gross, I don’t go on twt so idk how they are there, I love the tumblr fandom and the Pinterest fandom, they’re soo much more competent and kind and amazing😭😭

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) house's leg acting up but he's also in heat and nesting so he's at the height of stupid hindbrain takeover on top of being in pain, and all he can manage to get out are pathetic keening calls and whines.

and he's alone.

he's alone, and he is so fucking stupid for thinking he can make it through this by himself. but the thought of employing a worker this time didn't sound appealing, and the only alpha he trusts to help him through this is married, and he thought he'd be civil and not bother them for once, and he is so fucking stupid.

with shaking hands he only manages to call wilson because he's on speed dial. it's the dead of night so when wilson answers, his exasperated sigh is undercut with a drowsy rumble. it's the best thing house ever heard. he doesn't even remember what excuse he gave his wife, too wrapped up in how every nerve was screaming at him, but the next thing he knows is wilson rushing in so quick the bedroom door slams against the wall.

[otherspark]

i challenge you to a mouth spitting battle

the face of whoever swallows first will be sat on

[heroesoath]

Piotr was stuck in his steel form the entire time the Outback X-Men team were together and yet every single member ( besides Ororo who sees him like a little brother ) thought about climbing him like a tree and I appreciate that. Piotr was giving Logan, Ali, Rogue, Longshot, Betsy AND Madelyne THOUGHTS.

[tommygotwrittenoff]

sorry but no one can convince me that t is giving buck head. he'd be like. 😐🫤 evan, your dick is too big, can't i just give you a handy instead? and buck being the little people pleaser that he is would just be like. 😟😔 yeah...yeah okay that's fine...

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) even though dealing with house usually means a harsh hand is necessary, there are times he surprises wilson with pleasant behavior in the bedroom.

particularly if wilson's in rut but house isn't in heat so he can keep his head on. usually that ends in house being a brat until wilson gets fed up and pounds him into the mattress like an animal. sometimes, though, he's almost kind. "easy there, tiger, i'm not going anywhere" when the anticipation starts to veer into desperation. how he'll purr when wilson, even though it almost hurts to, forces himself to stop and check in on house's leg, rather than his usual threats to rip his dick off if he doesn't get back to fucking him right that instant. a trembling, reverent hand on his thigh is met with the soft rumble of a pleased if not slightly impatient omega.

collapsed in bed later, tied and spooning with wilson's hands interlocked around house's midsection, his leg wedged between house's to ease some of the strain of his thigh, nipping and kissing house's gland, rubbing his cheek on his back. it's some heavy scenting, the kind that can't be washed away by a single shower, and house half expects wilson to propose. but wilson's not in the right mindset to even think about asking seeing as the first thing he says is "you're so pretty when you're nice to me" in his own low purr, rut-stupid and drunk on endorphins.

"prettier. i'm pretty even when i'm mean to you," he jokes back, reaching back to pet sweaty brown hair and taking advantage of the fact wilson can't see his face to smile

and wilson hums happily as he leans into house's hand. he agrees, painfully genuine to the point house can't even poke fun at him for it