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Big Bouncy Berri Birthday Bash B2024!

Hi hi, everyone, it's Manager T, today! We're a little bit busy with the festivities already underway but it's time to let everyone know what day it is. So this is gonna be short and sweet, like today's subject, hoho!

It's Berri's birthday~! Come on by and tell our little fruity friend how much you appreciate her and all that. She's got all kinds of fruit to munch on and I'm sure she'll appreciate all the company!

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I know but Sweet Pea likes it when I do weird things with her body, so I like to indulge her.

Fair 'nuff.

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I'm gonna use sweet pea as a rag for all my tears...

Red has actual towels, you know.

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I'M TRYING BUT IT'S ALWAYS FULLLLL

And so is she, HOHOHOHOHO!

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Oh yeah? Surprising! I heard she ate someone recently and it wasn't me.

jealous.

Get back on the list, Bee, you'll have a go again, soon.

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Considering that she keeps getting her weight re-set, and C doesn't? I can see it happening sooner rather than later.

Maddy's behaving pretty well, honestly, so her limits are getting pretty high.

It's not like C can ever BEAT her, but Maddy's got her own quirks and worries.

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Jeebuzz! Forget pear shape, C's becoming a bell!

I hope Maddy doesn't start getting jealous, mostly.

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Secret Manager T Post

+8 inches, no new chair needed yet, but boy howdy is she eating some junk while she works here~

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Oh, wow. What did they do to the UI here?

Hey, y'all! It's ya girl, bringing you Maddy updates as they happen~!

Sort of fumbling through this new look of desktop Tumblr and it is something else. Maaaaaaaybe mattering on how things go, we might need to move sites later down the line. However, we'll cross that bridge when we get there!

For now, we'll stay here until they boot us out, ya dig? Nobody's doing that until the higher-ups say so, eh? Or whoever is actually in charge there, as I'm sure the people of staff that are community-facing probably know the intricoes better than those that aren't attached to the site as much.

Where was I going with this? I can't remember, but just remember Maddy's will always be there for y'all in your time of need or something, yeah?

I think that's about it for now. When we get closer to a big holiday, y'all should hear from me again!

Ciao for now, y'all~!

-Webmaster C

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No worries about it! Don't mind me either way, I'll head off to the deposit box and then give the custard queen my gift myself~

Oh, okay! Have fun, Bee! I'll see you before you leave, maybe~!

Mmm, they're such a cute couple~.

-Webmaster C

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Oh, you can't. You do still need thread!

But beeswax makes hand-tailoring a lot easier since it can be used to wax your thread, which makes threading the needle easier and makes fabric less likely to knot up!

Basically... Factory-level tailoring, given my skill in it!

Oh, oh! Now I understand what you meant, okay. That's still really cool, then! She'll definitely love it, then! She loves showing off custom-made stuff to her adoring fans, so that might get you some fans in turn~!

I wonder...does it smell like beeswax after it's done, too? Hrrrrm...or like you? ...OH. I'm sorry, that's such a weird question to ask you. I hope you didn't mind my intrusive thoughts, Bee.

-Webmaster C

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Ehh I've been lurking around, but I was waiting for the announcement itself to make my presence known, so that I can give my gift!

...Oh, and drop Sweet Pea off. She was being clingy.

Anyways, gift time! I've tailored a shirt for Maddy, using my own beeswax to do it by hand so it's extra special!~

Oh, so that's where she went! Thank you for that. Feel free to drop her off in the box by her stage that says 'Place Wayward Mascots Here', okay?

And hey, that still works! And wow, I didn't even know you could make stuff like that out of beeswax? That's so cooooool and I'm sure she'll love it~!

-Webmaster C

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Heyy, there it is. The custard queen herself!

Oh, what a cute nickname! We should add that to the list! Thanks for that, Bee~!

Also, welcome to the event. Did you just get here or have you been here for a little bit? I know we're super busy today, so I don't know if you got checked in yet or not?

-Webmaster C

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Happy Birthday, Maddy~!

Hi, hi~! It’s ya girl here, once more~! Guess what? It’s another birthday! Can you believe it? This is the last one I'm gonna talk about for awhile until next year! Or if we find out when Buddy's is, hrrm. Either way, drag out the pizza and milk! It's Maddy's birthday and she's the one we're talking about here! The queen of the menagerie herself~!

To celebrate her second birthday here since our reopening, we’ll be having limited time deal for Maddy's Mad Menagerie Meal! If you buy one of them, your admission to Maddy's Mad Menagerie is free for the day! That's everything for today, for free, with purchase! You get it? Yeah, you get it.

Otherwise, be on the lookout for specials on the pizza and dairy side of the menu. There should be discounts and limited deals if you know where to look! You can also find the gift pile near Maddy's Main Stage. Feel free to drop something off for her and we’ll be having a show just for her to be fed so much pizza and open her gifts for all to see!

For now, ya’ll have a great day and hope to see you there~!

-Webmaster C

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Happy Birthday, Sweetpea~!

Hi, hi~! It’s ya girl here, once more~! Guess what? It’s another birthday! Drag out the leafy greens and dippable finger veggies, cuz it’s Sweetpea’s birthday! I know, so soon again and just after another birthday! They all got delivered pretty close together, so that’s why~!

To celebrate her second birthday here since our reopening, we’ll be having limited time deal for Super Silly Salads! If you buy two of them, your admission to Sweetpea’s Silly Symphonic Stageshow is free for the day! Be sure to make that girl twist it up good~!

Otherwise, be on the lookout for specials on the veggie side of the menu. There should be discounts and limited deals if you know where to look! You can also find the gift pile near Sweetpea’s Silly Symphonic Stageshow. Feel free to drop something off for her and we’ll be having a show just for her to be fed exotic veggies and open her gifts for all to see!

For now, ya’ll have a great day and hope to see you there~!

-Webmaster C

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Ok good because the stinger in question is Very large and Has killed in the past but that only happened because of an allergic reaction and in most cases just results in severe full body swelling!

As long as you keep its use to in the ring, it's still fine! Red will either deal with it or kick your butt about it. Be sure to have fun~!

-Manager M

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Are stingers illegal in the rumble? Asking for a friend!

Everything goes because Red can take anything! That's a guarantee*!

*This is a day-to-day basis and entirely up to Red. No refunds for no-shows.

-Manager M