#the hate fucking will be insane

[omgeto]

Incoming... long lost love ex!geto who comes to see you for one last time—on the night that he's going to die.

[lotus-pear]

nothing can best the bond between a boy and his cat (ref)

[rinkudonuts]

What should've happened

no more wiener

[lecterrcunt]

okay but who doesn't want a taste of logan

[arkashas]

i was curious so i looked up what story alana was reading to abigail and it's about a inmate who escapes a prison and ends up killing an entire family. she was reading that to a teenage girl who just narrowly escaped being killed by her serial killer father. anyway i never want to hear about how normal and well adjusted alana is ever again

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[rainbowfartblaster]

JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE

[godlygivenanxiety]

watching season 6 house md is such a trip because one moment you're watching gregory house abuse mentally ill people in rehab and then in the next james wilson donates part of his liver to a douchebag that says 'the person you want when you're dying isn't the same you want when you're living' and it is acompanied by the fact we see wilson not only ask house to be there for him for the surgery(and house shows up) but house's the one to stay with him for recovery and wilson actually gets pissed at the patient because he PROVES his bullshit wrong-

god the gays are killing me-

[zira-draws]

they have been rotting my brain for a WHOLE year and I CAN'T STAND IT .

[lavender-rroses]

again&again

[saddevilsworld]

idk as the days go by the urge to hang myself is getting stronger

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

[crowskullls]

I couldn’t be a minecraft creator because if I was doing freaky gay roleplay with my friends and then got called siblings I would just end it all

[kiisaes]

I'm literally ill

[natjennie]

bloodweave goes so crazy because they're both like. what if I spent my whole life in devoted service to a being with the power to unmake me on a whim and was punished horribly for deigning to make a mortal mistake. and what if for the first time in lifetimes I'm finally working out what kind of person I am without their influence and it's scaring me shitless and I have a hunger that aches and aches and aches and reminds me of them every waking moment but at least I have the freedom to decide for myself what I want and what I deserve. and what if that's you.

[tizzymcwizzy]

hey so ignore the fact that this is what got me out of a month long hiatus