#the hair saga

[back-on-my-bucky-bs]

dream's on his tsundere arc tonight

[mushyooms]

he's so real

[andtheghost]

I cut my bangs, and I’ve never cut them straight across before, so they ended up wayyyyyyyy shorter than I wanted, which means the angle couldn’t be as pronounced as I wanted, but I weirdly like it. It looks very emotionally unstable art student who could absolutely afford a haircut but decided to do it themself because fuck capitalism or something I don’t know.

Also I keep having to look at this picture because my forehead is FUCKING HUGE and it’s kind of hilarious. Like who knew I had so much forehead under my bangs?

I’m also slightly confused by how many freckles I have on my forehead, considering how little sun exposure it’s gotten.

[lemonpoet]

You can’t tell but Athena is trying not to laugh.

[vor-leser]

"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"

[sloanslone]

Naiad Telemachus (au comes from my beloved anon yet again-they can cook fr)

Close ups:

I CANNOT draw seafood :D

[stardayzzing]

[God Games Once Again]

For the sake of my own sanity (and to kindly get some of yall off my back) I am just embracing the "Apollo just wanted to LEAVE" view on his verse and made this diaster to celebrate it sjdjd

To be noted: I drew this at like midnight to 1am last night, got 3 hours of sleep, and then colored it, so DONT look too closely at details or anything really

(To the person asking for Hyacinthus, here is your crumb until I manage to properly draw him later)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting on Tiktok: You know, I’m not the most attractive guy. I know that. But you know who is?

Eddie: My husband.

Eddie: And I’ve always thought, well. If he’s attracted to me than I must be alright, right?

Eddie: And then he’ll put on Star Trek and I’m reminded that not only does he have bad taste but he is so fucking horny for Patrick Stewart.

Eddie: Don’t get me wrong. Patrick Stewart is a fine looking man but *gestures to all of him but mainly his hair* what does that mean for me?

Eddie, nudging Steve: Babe, would I be hot if I have pointy ears and a fucked up haircut?

Steve, not looking away from the tv: You already have those things.

[nothing-impt]

I know this is really late but I didn’t have time before so really late trick or treat?

This is the last one since you asked so nicely! Have this doodle of Poseidon and Athena in the Olympus infirmary >:D

[non-sims]

Antoinette.

[messymoonmad]

u know what -pins poseidon with his own trident-

He is angry and confused cause the pose you forced him into is kinda sus

You must act quickly before he frees himselves

[kindred-spirit-93]

*appears with a note saying "odypen art pls?"*

mwah!

*skidaddles*

russet potato & banana peel <3

[tategaminu]

She's so cute I would commit war crimes for her

[lemonpoet]

ATHENA ATHENA (BADASS SENORITA ✨)

Sketchy Athena design I made for my upcoming Little Wolf (and future) animatic(s) :D !!!

[vor-leser]

im kind of struggling with picking colors for my poseidon design, ill probably do a more proper one but look at him!!!