that one au where patroclus is the champion of elysium
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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside
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She thinks that is what flirting is.
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Why is flirting so much easier online... (,,>﹏<,,)
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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me.
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The Dark Knight, Batman, Mr. “I am the night” maintaining his mystery even while revealing his identity in a justice league meeting:
The JL: Bruce Wayne?!
His wayward children, who have scheduled a “Brucie Wayne” funniest moments and scandals compilation to kick on in about 30 seconds on the monitor:
The JL: … bruce wayne
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why do gay people have to be weird
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