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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 5 months

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I make claims to 67, 107, 133.....and sometimes 30 and 56....even though I feel creepy with family.

#yanno #how does one become a parrot head though for real #like dad did you stick your dick in every woman who whould spread their kegs #have some self reapect man #no that's fine just go do that but I am going to steer your fuckin #it feels like a weird hobby to undertake in retirement #It is a matter if ownership #I refuse to have my choices colored too much by my father's #I stuck my toe in it.... dabbled perhaps #that was how he lived though #I installed copper wiring and am like driving to Tennesee missing the other half of my load #she looks like her sister which is fascinating to me #mage tabletop tennis #have you ever noticed the kids are the definitive end all be all on shut up dad #weapon is like have you gone fully autistic on us?#I am like no just enough from smoking this weed #also one rock hard cock rating at your looking up and left freeze frame #I don't know what the fuck you're doing but you seem to enjoy the.visuals #and there were lots of passing thoughts #get her to start smoking.... check (fvck)#the first know el #the angel did say she danced #kinda the truth #but you hadn't done ballet in years probably #like ballet....I mean? you had to be up on your toes woth those shoes a lot

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astralpenguin · 2 years

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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14 #who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first #and it was awful and the worst day of her life #so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it #but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN #like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this #but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist #nobody except for me #so i guess i have to do everything myself around here #el talks

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cryptocism · 5 months

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the sillies

dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010

#my art #dc #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #impulse #superboy #konbart #bartkon #we need to decide is it konbart or bartkon #its barely even a portmanteau we should know what the order is at least #out of all the starkid productions mamd....... does not crack the top 10 for me. probably bottom of the list.#would definitely not be the first show id recommend to anybody #very 2010s humour #however this exchange was funny

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ravenpureforever · 2 months

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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life #And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing #Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and he’s taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning #compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place #and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and it’s kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up #at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero #than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people #but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all #someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you #yj #young just us #young justice #yj98 #bart allen #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #superboy #robin #dc impulse #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #cissie king jones #arrowette #greta hayes #slobo dc #empress #anita fite

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taro-wong · 2 years

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Was halfway through this comic when I realised it would be funnier with Steph, who’s punched BOTH her dads

#you know the kids would be down to punch lex luthor in is face #first time posting a real comic strip!#tell me if theyre too low res and i'll post the individual panels #daddy issues assemble #Tim Drake #conner kent #kon el #robin #red robin #superboy #young justice #yj #Teen Titans #dc #dc comics #comic #batfam #batfamily

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silusvesuius · 1 month

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baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

#tes #skyrim #my art #oc #nelavis #barletta #😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn #referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis #i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to #i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic #altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty #ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them #if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure #other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows #on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere #it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be #idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life #ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess #nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too #it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions #like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury #so she has fake ones on her combat gloves #it's cute #elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest #and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff #cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon

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betterthanbatman1 · 1 year

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Clark: Butts are for sittin’ not for sassin’

Robin: Kill me now

#jason Todd #Jason would rather be in Arkham than having to listen to Clark’s shitty puns #robin!jason #red hood #clark kent #Kal el #Superman #Updated tags!:#I just found out that this is Damian I think???#IMDb and Google say it’s Damian #I just assumed it was Jason because in the beginning Batman explains that a new Robin joined him after the first Robin became nightwing #so I guess Damian is the dramatic one #idk this is Jason in my eyes but I don’t even know if his name was ever mentioned #not me gaslighting everyone into thinking it’s Jason lmao 😭

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codgod · 11 months

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masochism tango

#.png #qsmp #qsmp slime #slimecicle #qsmp mariana #el mariana #slimeriana #fanart #eyestrain #yeah i forgot why i drew them as animal hybrids in their slutty little outfits for this #i think it made sense at the time #oh wait this was for halloween there we go #fun fact i did the Initial First Sketch of this in my notes app because i couldn’t be bothered opening csp #since i was about to go to bed when i first got the idea #another fun fact is all the base colours were picked from a sims screenshot i’d been messing around with #to make it look like twilight #not of my sims of these two. it was a sim i was using to romance caleb. hence twilight #anyways don’t know how i feel abt this drawing but i’m releasing it into the world anyway! yippee!#so many textures are lost in tumblr compression this is so sad

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cleradinel · 1 year

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they were insane for writing this 1 minute 25 seconds scene. the juxtaposition of lucas insisting mike obviously likes el so much vs troy and james showing up to say homophobic shit about will is insane.

#the narrative is so clear yet people are so blind... it's a tragedy #this is the first time someone suggests to mike he should like el #only for troy and james to immediately reinforce the idea that gay equals bad #know what happens next ?#mileven scenes which up to this point had been consistently framed as platonic switch to romantic framing #you do with that what you will #but i know exactly what it means to me :)#byler #sorry about my mouse showing up at the last second </3

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eledsart · 2 years

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haha i love D̶̛͙͇̩̤̟̼̒̓̌̑̇̄͛̂̽͋̍̔͋U̶͉͓̹̟̬̰̖͕̞̱̯̯͕͌̓̽̚͜L̶̗̯̳̳̫̗̬̹̝̭̭̞͂̎̒͐́̇̅́̀Ċ̶̡̢̛̳͓̼̪̪͉̣̗͉̩͒̈͑̉̈́̆̈́̑ͅI̴̡͖͓̽̊̔̽̇̄̐̓̈́̚͘͝N̸̨̛̛̦̰̜̘̣̗̪̜̞̻͎̳̘͙͂͐͛̒͗́͗̑́͆̓̀E̷̢̝̦̝̹̦̭̦̮̪̩̤̦͒̄̈́̀́͠A̶̧͚̮̖̦͈̫̬̙͊͑̌͑͝͝ sooo much 🥰

#dulcinea septimus #cytherea loveday #gideon the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb #cytherea the first #i wanted to try yet another coloring style i didnt mean to draw her at all actually. but i do love her. even though she. u know #i support womens wrongs etc etc #ele’s art #artists on tumblr

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chirpsythismorning · 11 months

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Ya'll catch the final rose ceremony at the end of s4?!

#byler #stranger things #'last nights episode ended on a cliffhanger with the audience left wondering who bachelor-mike would choose--'#'will he choose the one who walked around the rose delicately to stand with it framed neatly in the background between the two of them?--'#'or will he choose the one who bulldozed it?'#'all will be answered tonight on the series finale of bachelor apocalypse'#no but seriously is that flower in front of el cgi?#depending on how many takes this shot took... i don't think they'd have something like this occur unless they wanted it to #i know they hand picked flowers for these shots #but it's not like that rules out them using movie magic #especially in this case where it was apparently important enough for them to handpick in the first place...#meaning there is in fact some significance to it #i hope this shot puts the 'it's not a love triangle' allegations to rest #like idk why fans would rather believe the duffers are sorcerers who can do dozens of things coincidentally all fitting a specific narrativ #bc that would honestly be way more impressive to me than them just using basic film techniques and tropes lmao

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ravenpureforever · 2 months

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Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

#red tornado: I thought I had lost all of my humanity but you are so annoying I realize I do have a shred left #robin: I don’t know of I’m offended or not #impulse: why are you in our house #I started reading the ‘98 young justice comics and like I’m on the floor dying they are so funny like peak teenage boys (affectionate)#they are just in a cave with some snacks and sleeping bags like college kids in their first apartment #JLA you could give them a computer but not like a table and chairs??#young just us #young justice #yj98 #yj #superboy #dc impulse #dc robin #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #bart allen #red tornado #dc incorrect quotes

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sillygoofyqueer · 2 months

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THIS IS GOING ON MY MAIN BECAUSE I JUST HAVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THIS FANFICTION BROKE ME. I'M CURRENTLY VIBRATING. UNABLE TO THINK OR PROCESS ANYTHING. I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. LORD ALMIGHTY. @vinelark, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY GRIPPED ME INTO THIS PLOT AND I'M THIS CLOSE TO SOBBING AND THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR WRITING IT AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I WOULD WHIP OUT A RING FOR YOU AND I'D LEAVE YOU AT THE ALTER AND AND AND