#the father son duo of ever

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Donnie: I'm watching a sports

Donnie: The sports did good

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.: Did the ball go?

Donnie: It sure did

[sodamnbored]

New parent Bruce at two in the morning: Why aren’t you in bed?

9-year-old Dick, sitting at the table eating ice cream: Because I’m in the kitchen.

Bruce tiredly, digging out some coffee: And why are you in the kitchen?

Dick: Because it’s where the ice cream is.

[aauugghhhh]

Like father like son.

[narxcisse]

★ — Jimmy NSFW Alphabet

Pairing: Jimmy x GN!Reader.

CW: Jimmy himself is a warning, suggestive, sexual content.

Art cr: I can't find the artist, if anyone knows who is please tell me!

English isn't my native language.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jimmy isn’t the most tender when it comes to aftercare. If you’re lucky, he might toss you a water bottle or wipe you down with a half-clean towel, but don’t expect heartfelt cuddles. He sees aftercare as something “unnecessary,” though deep down, he might feel a flicker of guilt for neglecting it.

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of himself is his hands—dexterous, strong, and capable of control. On you, he’s a sucker for the curve of your neck and collarbone, especially when marked by him. He loves leaving visible evidence of his ownership.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s not shy about being messy. Whether it’s marking your body or letting it get wherever it lands, he enjoys the possessiveness of it. He likes to cum inside you or on your face, cleaning up isn’t exactly a priority for him.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jimmy secretly gets off on the idea of control—tying someone up, blindfolding them, or even having them beg for him. He’d never outright admit it, but the power dynamics drive him wild.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s experienced but in a raw, instinctual way. Jimmy knows what he’s doing, but it’s more about his confidence and charisma than any technical skill. He’s not one to focus on your pleasure unless it feeds his ego.

F = Favorite Position

He loves having you on your knees for him—whether it’s to assert dominance or because he enjoys the sight of you looking up at him. If it’s something more intimate, he’ll go for a position that allows him to see your face and reactions like missionary or cowgirl.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Jimmy isn’t goofy at all during sex. He takes it seriously, often brooding or intense. He might throw in the occasional cocky smirk or biting comment, but humor? Never.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps himself reasonably groomed, though not obsessively. He doesn’t pay much attention unless he knows he’s going to get lucky.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

While he can fake intimacy well, genuine moments of tenderness are rare. If he’s feeling particularly vulnerable, he might let his walls down briefly, but it’s fleeting and layered with his usual bravado.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Jimmy has no shame in masturbating and probably does it semi-regularly, often fueled by frustration or boredom. His thoughts often drift to darker fantasies, involving control or revenge.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Control and power dynamics are his primary kinks. He’s into light bondage, marking, and maybe even a bit of pain (giving, not receiving). He also has a possessive streak, enjoying the idea of “claiming” you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere risky. He thrives on the thrill of almost getting caught—an alley, a car, or even a public restroom. The more dangerous, the better.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He’s turned on by defiance. If you challenge him, push back, or act like you’re not impressed by him, he’ll be all over you. Alternatively, vulnerability can also flip a switch in him—it makes him feel powerful.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that makes him feel out of control or vulnerable is a hard no. He’s also not one for overly sweet or “vanilla” acts; anything too soft makes him feel exposed.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He enjoys receiving far more than giving and expects you to put effort into pleasing him. When it comes to giving, he’s skilled but impatient—he sees it as a means to an end rather than something to savor.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, unless he’s deliberately drawing things out to tease you. He thrives on urgency and intensity, rarely slowing down unless he’s in a rare, softer mood.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, especially in risky locations. They’re convenient, exciting, and require no emotional investment, which suits him perfectly.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Jimmy is all about risk, whether it’s location, trying something new, or pushing boundaries. He thrives on the adrenaline that comes with pushing limits.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got decent stamina but isn’t focused on marathon sessions. He’s more about intensity than longevity, though he can go a couple of rounds if the mood strikes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t have toys but wouldn’t mind using them on you—especially if they emphasize his control over the situation. He wouldn’t use them on himself, though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Jimmy is a relentless tease. He enjoys withholding just to watch you squirm, drawing things out until you’re begging him to stop playing and just take you already.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not overly loud but makes deep, guttural sounds that are low and rough. He’ll throw in the occasional sarcastic comment or sharp laugh, just to get a reaction.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jimmy secretly enjoys the idea of marking you in ways that last—hickeys, scratches, or even something permanent, like a tattoo or piercing, to remind you that you’re his.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s lean but strong, with a wiry build that hides surprising strength. He’s confident in his body, knowing how to use it to his advantage. For his size, 8 inches with a slight curve to the right.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is high, but it’s not just about physical desire—it’s tied to his need for control and validation. If he’s feeling frustrated or out of sorts, it skyrockets.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Jimmy rarely falls asleep immediately. Instead, he’ll light a cigarette, brood for a while, or even leave. Sleep isn’t something he associates with comfort or safety, so he avoids it.

[camenxi]

Batman au where Alfred takes role of batman instead of bruce! and bruce as robin or well batboy! :]]

[shima-draws]

I was actually going to lose my mind if I didn't draw them immediately

[lilianade-comics]

GIRL HELP I GOT MURDERED BY A COMIC REVIVAL OF A CHILDREN'S CARTOON

[m4ycrowave]

Guys :( Dad and Big bro are fighting :(

I loved this stream a lot

q!Wilbur was a bit of a dick and honestly q!Phil had every right to stay mad at him but he DIDN'T AND THEY APOLOGIZED AND TALKED IT OUT AND AND. But of course what I ended up drawing was the drama 😍

[joeyburrrow]

i love them soooooo much 🥹

[stoshasaurus]

had a discussion with some friends about HAL 9000. i love this little goober (and his adolescent son)

anddddd

computer case HAL. i need him to run around and have zoomies.

( i know that HAL needs a massive server room to operate, but indulge me, okay? you want to pet him you KNOW you do)

[visikonn]

[m0shpitpup]

stole the pic from my lovely gf( @bibibi-tchx ) but dom dom purse is my favorite genre of tjd pic

[km3tt0]

This is probably one of the few things I’m gonna do for WindStar/Starblade (I prefer WindStar ngl) not that I don’t like the ship (because I found their dynamic so funny) but idk Star is way too gay for being with a femme

Too much rant for a simple meme 😭 I did this last night when my neurons active out of nowhere

[astrolionking]

If you listen closely you can hear me sobbing profusely

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

Doesn't matter how often I rewatch this show, Grogu's first Mandalorian foundling challenge always makes me crack up laughing.

I mean, we have Din being the dad who just throws his kid in the deep end, not because he's mean at all but because he is fully confident his kid's got this, like, no problem (oh, yeah, maybe it would help if the kid knows what to do with the dart brace... but apart from that, the kid's got this!)

And then Grogu gets hit and is like "Please Dad do I have to??"

And Din's response is literally "Don't look at me, look at him!"

(Okay, gotta admit I'm personally more like Bo being the concerned aunt watching all this go down like Seriously, bro, the kid hasn't even gone through a practice run yet?!, but I'm still laughing myself to tears watching Din's reactions and all this going down 😂)

But then Din knows EXACTLY what to say to encourage his son -

"Grogu, I've seen what you can do. It's okay. Show them."

- and I can't help but think about all the years Grogu spent hiding his abilities to survive, and sure he's become more confident since then and will use the Force to save Din's life and doesn't seem nervous using the Force around his dad in particular, but he must be wondering if it's really okay to use the Force in front of all these people and in a challenge like this...

And his dad says it's okay, so he does it.

And I just love it so much 🥹❤️

[dragzo]

Miscellaneous series of Dadsy and MK doodles (that I may or may not turn into proper drawings) because I adore their father/son dynamic and not enough people talk about it.