#the eat the rich king

[okaybutmakeitgayer]

I feel like current canon Amadeus Cho has a list of rich people he can hack and steal from if ever necessary. It’s mostly for emergencies, but “emergencies” is a bit of a loose term.

[jnece-maharlika]

Danny accidentally becomes the Ghost king, The president and the BIGGEST threat to Bruce's social status.

Pt 1 Danny becomes the Ghost king

"Fenton's were never allowed to have a "normal" life, we are either extremely successful or extremely unsuccessful, there is no in between. Maybe a spirit cursed us back in the days, but who knows, but one things for sure, all Fenton's will definitely make the news."

-Grandma Fenton from whatever generation

Danny's starting to believe that now. He used to think that it wasn't true, but now? He used to wish to have a normal life, be a good normal son with good grades an be an astronaut one day.

But like they said, a Fenton is either EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL OR EXTREMELY UNSUCCESSFUL.

He was EXTREMELY UNSUCCESSFUL in that.

Instead of a normal life he turned a half ghost teen superhero. But oh well, the Fenton's were also known for their ability to go with the flow

But how in the world did the flow get him here???

In Danny's defense, he wasn't really expecting this. The only thing in his mind at the moment was keeping his town and his people safe from pariah. He just wanted to get rid of the rotten fruitloop. He was EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL, so successful in fact that he ended up becoming Ghost king.

The fudge????

But okay, sure, he didn't wanna become king but if he also didn't want to give up the crown for others to take, what if an evil person becomes king and attacks amity again?? Fine, he'll be king, he'll figure it out. Just go with the flow.

Surprisingly, not only did he get the crown, he also got THE MONEY. as in literal gold and silver bars, coins and jewelry. Appearantly, one the kings a long long time ago, before at least two generations before pariah had an obsession with MONEY. So the king made a Permanent Royal Degree (a law that cannot be changed by any future kings) that when someone dies and becomes a ghost, 20% of the MONEY that they've acquired in their entire life. (The money turns into an equivalent of ghost currency in the realms but is still physically in the living. Kind of like how the soul is in the realms but the body is the earth. Also, the only reason money exists in the realms is for convenience and a sense of normalcy, it doesn't really have that much value unless the ghosts brings it to the living) would belong to the ghost king.

Basically, it's ghost taxes that only have to be paid once for the entire afterlife. (Or is it more of an entrance fee???)

But anyways, hes got the MONEY.

He's rich now and he thinks, "I have so much money it's disgusting"

So first things first, getting rid of some of it.

By this point, his parents know he's phantom and have changed their opinions on ghosts, instead of attacking they are now looking at ghost like they're equals and try and help them as an apology for hurting them.

They are also looking for a new project to spend time on. A new purpose

So Danny thought, why not give them the money then? Danny proposed to his mom a project to make things that can benefit both ghosts and humans.

Next thing he knows is that he's appearantly funding, building and making:

A ghost job agency

A human job agency

Ghost proof buildings (ghost can't pass through walls, it won't hurt them, just keep em out.)

Ghost proof clothes (overshadowing proof!)

A practical fashion line for ghost and humans (Bullet proof, blast proof etch. Borderline vigilante clothes that look like a civilians day to day outfit)

Homes for ghost and humans

A ghost obsession help center where they can ask humans to help with their obsession.

A school for both ghost and humans.

Liminal 101 because apparently because of the whole, pariah dark and, living in the ghosts kings haunt situation, everyone is liminal now

An entire line of technology that can be used by both ghosts and humans.

A fight arena where ghost and humans can fight for fun.

And so many other things , he can't remember

HIS NAME IS EVERYWHERE . His parents didn't even bother hiding the fact that their son somehow has enough money to fund these projects, everyone knows him now.

He ends up basically owning most of amity park.

And here he thought he wouldn't be the kind of king that expands their territory.

He was extremely UNSUCCESSFUL in that.

[the-urban-academia-blog]

Get the crabs ready, bitches

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[xoxo-bunnydumpling]

Other Americans: I'd be so mad if we had a King that spent all our taxes on a party for himself

Me, knowing we pay former presidents amd First Ladies a salary for the rest of their natural lives: Yeah that's crazy GUESS WHAT STUPID SHIT WE PAY FOR THAT BENEFITS US NOT AT ALL *insert political and socioeconomic info dump here*

If you didn't know...

The Former President's Act ensures a lifetime pension/salary for, uhhh former presidents (the name is super on the nose) roughly equal to that of a Cabinet secretary which (thanks Google!) is $226,000 as of 2022. They used to also be given 10 years of Secret Service protection but that's lifetime now as well.

Pensions are not unheard of in private sector jobs at all, but...when was the last time YOU made $226,000 a year? Just saying.

EAT THEM.

[nando161mando]

🙈🙉🙊

[trans-yllz]

I never really registered before that, prior to any conflict about jiang yanli, most of wei wuxians grudge against jin zixuan is about him being rich and flaunting his wealth. in the inn Every insult is about jin zixuan being so privileged and "grandiose". wei wuxian grew up on the streets and he hates this fucking rich kid so bad

[thorsonoflesbians]

remember boys and girls and non-binary pals, if you don't want to purchase the f1 subscription to watch races, sebastian vettel will always encourage you to become a pirate

[tra-zz]

oh to live the rich life ...

[prettygirlsluvmoney]

[third-king-of-salmonids]

How much money does Pearl (the tiny one) owe you

ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE TO SET FIN IN MAROONERS BAY FOR AT LEAST 2 MONTHS

[undercooked-icicle]

Might fuck around and develop genuine feelings for someone who doesn't like me back

[pearls-n-opulence]

Idk why but the smallfolk of kings landing had no fucking chill.

When smallfolk in the North went hungry, they put together what little food they had to try and make it through the winter together. But when niggas in kings landing go hungry they cannibalize babies. What the fuck is going on like it’s literally only them

[pinkcadillaccas]

Like it's no wonder media literacy is dog shit in so many young people we are being written TV that spoonfeeds all of the information to us and leaves no room for subtlety or creative world building and we keep saying that this is good and it's not! And if we all keep watching bad TV and saying that it's good then all TV is going to become badly written contrived crap that thinks it's being deep and annoying libs on Tumblr are going to keep saying that omg this episode was so brave it literally said eat the rich!!

[administratumadept]

Graffiti seen locally:

Fuck the king

Feed the poor

[rjalker]

I edited out the caption since I couldn't read half of it

[ID: A greyscale illustration from the book A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, showing a king with sword and shield, a pope, and a nobleman raising a glass of wine, all sitting or standing on the backs of a farmer who is belt double under their weight as he uses a scythe to harvest wheat. There is a rope or cloth around his neck that the nobleman pulls on like a reign, and the king has one foot directly on the back of the farmer's head. All of the rich people are fully clothes with expensive furs and cloths, and the farmer and barefoot, with nothing visible except his legs and arms. In the bottom right corner of this drawing is a smaller bubble with sillowet figures showing the farmer bucking off the three aristocrats like a horse, with his hands on the ground and his legs kicked back into the air, sending them all flying. End ID.]

This image is public domain.

[nando161mando]

A better world is possible…