#the dumbass trio

[spookys1fan]

[ploompkin]

So I’ve fallen sorta hard for them in the past few days

[pixzyn]

[corals-corner]

Queen: I Wish You Could Like Block People IRL

Rouxls: Thoust can? Restraining order?

King: Murder.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Jiang Cheng: So what do you even do these days?

Dumbass 1(wwx): I think I'm supposed to act like Lan Zhan's housewife. But I don't know what a housewife does

Dumbass 2(jc): I think they just stay in the house.

Wei Wuxian: But why? What do they do all day?

Jiang Cheng: Well, someone has to protect the house while the husband is away!

Wei Wuxian: But shouldn't you leave the house to watch the perimeter then?

Dumbass 3(nhs): A housewife must also stay in the house, so they're the first thing their husband sees when he returns home

Wei Wuxian: Why?

Nie Huaisang: Think about it. After a long day of dealing with people he doesn't like, wouldn't Hanguang-jun like to be able to see someone he likes as soon as possible? If you're in the house, he knows exactly where you are and doesn't have to waste time looking for you

Wei Wuxian: That makes a lot of sense

Wwx getting kidnapped

Wei Wuxian: Well this was fun. But Lan Zhan should be finishing up his Chief Cultivater nonsense soon. So it's time for me to leave

Kidnapper: How are you going to do that?

Wei Wuxian: Get up and walk out? I'm sorry I don't understand your question

Kidnapper: Did you forget that we have you tied up?

Wei Wuxian: Oh that! Yeah no. I untied myself a while ago

Kidnapper: WHAT!?

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, you guys haven't been in the kidnapping business long, have you? You should've probably started with Sect Leader Yao and worked your way up to people with skill. Now if you don't mind, it's my job as a house spouse to be in the house when my husband gets home

Kidnapper: You think we're going to let you go?

Wei Wuxian: D̸̨̨̢͕̰̹͙͚͔͎͍̫̀̃͂͋̀̕O̷̧̲͕͙̫̯͔͚͔̝̣̮̳͉̙̳̿͂͌́͐ ̶͉̲̞͌̑̾̀̏́̔̽̕Ỷ̵̡̨̪̯̗̘̱̥̲͕̱̹͇̼̺͌́̈́̐̇͜͠ͅȎ̸̻̮̰̯̳̦͚̹͇̖͛͊Ų̶̣̺̯̝͉̠̗̹̦̱̞͔͕̙̳̓̈́͑͆̀̓͜ ̵̘̫̻̤̪̤͉̘̗̖̤͔̥̞̟͐̅̎̂̇̉̓́̉̎͆̚͘͝͠ͅW̶̖̟̠̼̄Ȧ̶̠̙̻̳̔̄̊̿͐̋̒̓̓̆͜N̷̰͖̭̩̮̪̣̰̻͆̓̅͑͂̓Ț̷̱̜̠͕͖̥̖̠̒̿̊͊̈̄̉͘ͅ ̷̨̭̝̰̹̳̬̱͑̃͌̉̄͑̊̾͆̌̿̀͐͒͘͝͠T̶̢̨̡̼̹͚̠̪̞̙͖̎̒̄͐̆̆͊̆̿͊͘͘͠ͅŌ̴̧͍͇̜̻̣͇͕͈̱͎̖̈́̊̏̃̈̈́͐̈́̈̈́͂́̿̚͘͜͜͝ͅͅ ̸̢̟̙͉̞͙͚̺̱̣͇̙͈̎̂̍̉͜͝ͅE̴̢̢͍̜̝͙̪̞̘͒͝ͅÄ̶̗̞͉͍̣̫͇̯͎̣̦̯͎̖͊̃͝Ţ̴̮̗̦͂ ̶̨̧͔͉͍̖̗͚̣̔̋Y̷̳̬͈̦͖̫̅̍̔́̃̈́́͠͝Ŏ̶̧̨̹͙̦͙̩̱̤̫͓̞̹͎͙̜͙̌Ú̸͕̦̮̼̺̟̈́͆̒͂͆͂͊̒͊̔̔͘R̸̡̢͙̟̻͙͓̈́̽̈͜ ̷̛͈̈́͐͗̒̍̃͋̍̈͗̓͆͘͝͠Ö̴̬̥̠́̾̑W̶̜̪̤̞̜̙̦͔̲̩̦̟͕͚̹͑̾͋͛͝Ṉ̸̭͈͚͍͌̅ ̵̛̤̹͈̮͐̅̔̂͌́͐͑͐͆͆͘͘͝L̴̨͍̱̯͉̦̖̺̙̤̭̮͕͈̄̒̇̐̓͛͆́̅̎̀̊͐̽͝ͅE̶̫̤̣͎̎͛̂̾G̸̳̞͋̈̐̀̎̀̍̅͗̓̾͌Ś̵͉͕͔̯̯͈̣͈͕͓̈?̵̢͍͈̼̀́̊͠ͅ

Kidnapper: OH GODS!

Wei Wuxian: Then I suggest you stop pretending that you were ever in charge here.

Kidnapper:.....

Wei Wuxian: BYE EVERYONE! It was nice meeting you! Come by and visit sometime!

[sodamnbored]

Jason, bumping into him on the street: Stalker says what.

Dick, snorting: Shut up. I’m on an errand for Bruce. You can come help me if you like.

Jason shrugging, falling into step: Sure. What’re we looking for?

Dick: Batmobile’s busted. He needs us to go find a tool.

Tim: *casually heading the other way, minding his own business*

Jason, yoinking a disgruntled Tim back by his collar: Well that was easy.

[thatjaxgirl]

Courier dean, Boone and Veronica are the ultimate trio

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[asmodeusamaryllis]

Love trio real! It ALL mutual feelings confirmed

[bicho-kromer]

Nightmare and dust cooking vs killer and horror cooking (another one of my silly headcanons)

[noramsblog]

Love at first yell

[corkinavoid]

So, I was re-reading Solo Leveling (again), and I thought

What if you throw Sung Jinwoo, Nico di Angelo, and Danny Phantom in one room?

[lloydgaymerdyke]

can’t take them seriously .

[from-the-wyldness]

[the-writing-trash-panda]

I need someone to draw the dumbass trio as all four of these dynamics.

[sodamnbored]

Nico: Gotta hit the can. Back in a sec.

Jason, smiling: Okay, hurry back~

Jason, dropping his smile, leaning across the table: Now you listen here.

Will, leaning back in surprise: Uh -

Jason: That boy is at once my best friend, my brother, and the feral stray I adopted at the shelter and have spent months tricking into loving me.

Will, still baffled: Okay - ?

Jason, solemnly: I know him now, and he’s not as tough as he looks.

Jason, narrowing his eyes: If you hurt him, I will let myself die and then I will haunt you. Can you imagine a third wheel that never gets tired? Never needs to go home? That you can’t close a door on? Hm? And even if he dumps you, I will never leave.

Will, slightly alarmed: Noted.