#the dry sarcasm

[moonlit-typewriter]

Walker has Percy’s demeanor down PAT

[myimaginarywonderland]

With every race there keep coming up parallels between Lance and Oscar so I need them to interact now more than ever.

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 6 of Arc II (Part 32)

the elevator music is kokomo btw sksksk

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[fishareglorious]

greta hofmann is a comedy mastermind

[hyperfixationsposting]

i would kill to watch jenny, night nurse, and esther be in the same room together. just a room of cunty, sarcastic women bickering with each other. it’d be so fun to watch.

[cjlouwho]

If you can’t handle me at my tommy kinard then you don’t deserve me at my far worse than tommy kinard

[thirddagger]

I'm like so normal about the X Files. I'm so normal about it, I just watched Colony/End Game (s2 e16/e17) and like I am soooo normal about it. A bogey Samantha going straight for Mulder, aka the Saddest Boy Alive ("we knew you could be manipulated" he was Crying last scene and his dad seems like he sucks) and Scully and Mulder barely talking in Colony and then Mulder ditching Scully in End Game only for her to save him (in part thanks to Skinner flagrantly breaking FBI rules to back up Scully, I grow to love this man), and like I am sooooo normal about it and I do not keep rambling about it in the tags because I'm so normal about it

[sunshinegallery]

Some of the lines that make people think Percy is stupid are dry, sarcastic comments and they just don't get it. He isn't the stupid one - it's you boo.

[trulynamelessworld]

"Oh stick it up your ass Kenobi!"

"If you insist."

It had started as an ill timed retort to something a particularly rude mercenary had said. Something that flew out of his mouth before he was able to reel it back in. The kind of remark that made the troopers laugh raucously when retelling and Ahsoka snort in a decidedly un-jedi way. Alas she was still learning, however the near identical snort from his other side could not be excused by youth. His former Padawan had also reacted to the words, though he had unsuccessfully tried to hide it behind a cough.

"Oh stick it up your ass Kenobi!"

"Well, if you insist."

He widened his eyes, playing off the hand flying towards his mouth as stroking his beard. The mercenary had stared at him dumbly for a moment, trying to fathom what had just happened. It gave Obi-Wan time to slip back into negotiating with the Twi'lek for information on supposed a Separatist presence on the planet.

Behind him, he heard Cody take a very large, very exasperated breath through his helmet.

(do we want more accidental chaos goblin Obi-Wan? I could do a series of one shots in the same universe and post em on ao3)

[vickyvicarious]

It is strange that as yet I have not seen the Count eat or drink. He must be a very peculiar man!

I'm coming in on Jonathan's defense for this line. It's one that's been joked about a lot - and that's fair, it's a laughable understatement. But, to be honest... I think that might be exactly how Jonathan is using it here. In other places he does understate things, but it's typically trying to downplay his own distress, rather than be in outright denial. He's making a bleak sort of joke here, because 'peculiar' isn't enough to describe Dracula, and 'man' is maybe too much.

I don't think he's fully committed to thinking Dracula is a creature of the night, don't get me wrong. But he's amassing lots and lots of suspicions. Look at how he starts this entry:

If there were any one to talk to I could bear it, but there is no one. I have only the Count to speak with, and he!—I fear I am myself the only living soul within the place.

That's not the very first line, but it's pretty close. He admits that maybe it's his mind playing tricks, the nocturnal schedule messing with him, but he really doesn't think so. He scoffs at the idea of talking to Dracula, something which just yesterday he initially took comfort in doing. But the situation has changed now: not only is Dracula untrustworthy, but he might not even be a living soul. And I didn't include it in this quote, but immediately after making such a claim, he reminds himself to focus on the facts, and then proceeds to start relaying them. He provides justification for considering him something other than human with the account of Dracula not showing up in the mirror, but even then it's not solid enough yet to commit to calling him some specific creature. He provides justification for Dracula being untrustworthy with the locked doors. (Obviously the attack as well, but the doors are hard evidence that would stand even if all the supernatural-seeming stuff were truly just tricks of the mind. Also, easily confirmed again because the proof hasn't been flung out a window.)

Jonathan lingered on describing the coachman and Dracula both the other day, and also noted odd instances about the 'invisible service', so to speak, but didn't outright lay out all his suspicions. He doesn't want to get carried away speculating, he wants to stick to fact or at least well-founded suppositions with supporting evidence. So I think between that deliberate effort to be factual both for the sake of his own sanity, and to maintain as much calm as he can, we can read between the lines to find some of those fears/suspicions he doesn't dare speak. Just because he hasn't written it down doesn't mean he's not aware of the possibility.

He's not being dumb here, just... precise. And probably a bit sarcastic.

[jamandjazz]

I want to write marbit so bad but unfortunately I’m no where NEAR funny enough to pull it off

[tacodestroyeravenger]

Good to know Stiles, Kira, Isaac, Theo, and Cora are out there, living their best lives, maybe as a scooby gang. Good for them.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Louie Duck moments but Tim Drake- Do you see my ✨vision✨????

[foolishlyzephyrus]

fifteen was so twelve in this episode, big fan

[aliciavance4228]

Here is a short list with all the guys which I find to be husband material

TW: Sarcasm and Dry Humor

1. Vincent Van Gogh's Skull Of A Skeleton With Burning Cigarette

He perfectly understood the assignment when I told him that I'm the girl to die for. Overall a good match, though I don't like Cigarettes After Sex.

2. The Demonic-Looking Incubus From The Nightmare

He never leaves you, sits on you, and is always by your side. Sure, he leaves hair everywhere, but if there's one thing everybody needs at the end of the day, that is a beast in the bed.

3. The Cyclop

There's a woman naked in the field, yet he chooses not to look at her, because he understands the fact that by laying his gaze upon her he ends up objectifying her body, and his love for her is surpassing the physical attraction one could have for the human flesh. We have gentleman behaviour right here!

4. The Ghost Of A Flea

Two words: BIG BOY.

And as if it wasn't enough, just look at way he's holding that cup. You can easily tell that he's pretty skilled with his hands.

5. The Great Red Dragon

Look at that glorious Gluteus Maximus. He must be one hell of a baker, because the cake is clearly delicious. Furthermore, he has not one, but seven heads. Each one of them being horny.