tacodestroyeravenger
That's An Attractive Man Gurgle You Got There
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🌻BE KIND FIRST AND FOREMOST🌻Christian. Library worker. Loves gothic literature. I rotate fandoms so don’t follow for consistency.
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tacodestroyeravenger · 1 day ago
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When you have to go back to Mount Olympus after being shish-kebabed by a malewife.
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tacodestroyeravenger · 2 days ago
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tacodestroyeravenger · 15 days ago
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Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (Oct 26th, 2014)
Ten years ago on this day...
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tacodestroyeravenger · 15 days ago
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Idk
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tacodestroyeravenger · 16 days ago
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that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles
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tacodestroyeravenger · 16 days ago
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taking a break mid impalement to serve vocals or whatever
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tacodestroyeravenger · 16 days ago
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Hermes showing up after Poseidon killed most of Odysseus’s men: stop sobbing for a second and listen to this funky little beat
Hermes, showing up after the rest of Odysseus’s men are dead and he’d been captive for years on an island: stop sobbing for a second and listen to this funky little beat
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tacodestroyeravenger · 16 days ago
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Athena to Ares: You want more bloodshed? Then set him free to get back to his homestead he’ll make everybody bleed.
*a few songs later*
Odysseus repeatedly stabbing Poseidon with his own trident: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS
Ares, visibly impressed and likely guiding the next strike: She wasn’t wrong. He will make EVERYBODY bleed.
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tacodestroyeravenger · 16 days ago
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Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*
Athena: Wow, he's heavy.
Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?
Odysseus:
Odysseus: It was fine.
Penelope: *sniggering*
Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?
Penelope: Nope.
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tacodestroyeravenger · 17 days ago
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Athena, recovering from God Games: Brother.. will you watch over Ody? Make sure he lives..
Ares: Fine. Only until he gets back home.
Athena: Don’t let him do anything you would do, okay?
[one god stabbing later]
Poseidon stumbles into the infirmary looking like Swiss cheese
Athena: what happened??- oh.. ARES!
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tacodestroyeravenger · 18 days ago
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tacodestroyeravenger · 18 days ago
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Literally no one asked but vote on my current top twelve favorite songs from EPIC the musical
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tacodestroyeravenger · 18 days ago
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Me waking in a cold sweat at 3am: I should change my name to Penelope
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tacodestroyeravenger · 18 days ago
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tacodestroyeravenger · 24 days ago
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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted
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tacodestroyeravenger · 1 month ago
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The debut trailer for ‘GOOSEBUMPS: THE VANISHING’ has just been unveiled. Catch it first on Disney+ and Hulu starting January 10.
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tacodestroyeravenger · 2 months ago
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Listen, I may clown on goosebumps ep 9 a lot but the Mr. Bratt suffering speed run was really funny and I think more shows should do that tbh 
Peak comedy
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