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When you have to go back to Mount Olympus after being shish-kebabed by a malewife.
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#I love these two and their animosity#Isaac you have to get over this desire to always look up to someone#you are over six feet tall it’s bad for your back to always slouch like this#teen wolf
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Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (Oct 26th, 2014)
Ten years ago on this day...
#I’m sorry was no one going to tell me MSA turned ten recently#mystery skulls#mystery skulls animated
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#epic the musical#funny#Hermes is a highlight in a very angsty and tragic story#mans just here for a good time
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that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles
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taking a break mid impalement to serve vocals or whatever
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Hermes showing up after Poseidon killed most of Odysseus’s men: stop sobbing for a second and listen to this funky little beat
Hermes, showing up after the rest of Odysseus’s men are dead and he’d been captive for years on an island: stop sobbing for a second and listen to this funky little beat
#it really is the meme I saw with ody drowning and Hermes like this ain’t about him#epic the musical
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Athena to Ares: You want more bloodshed? Then set him free to get back to his homestead he’ll make everybody bleed.
*a few songs later*
Odysseus repeatedly stabbing Poseidon with his own trident: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS
Ares, visibly impressed and likely guiding the next strike: She wasn’t wrong. He will make EVERYBODY bleed.
#this lives rent free in my head#honestly every interaction of Odysseus versus Poseidon lives rent free in my head#would love it if everyone was team Odysseus here#shish kabob that funny little fish man#literally no one likes Poseidon and I find that hilarious#epic the musical
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Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*
Athena: Wow, he's heavy.
Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?
Odysseus:
Odysseus: It was fine.
Penelope: *sniggering*
Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?
Penelope: Nope.
#okay now that’s some funny stuff right there#I will accept this headcanon not because it makes sense but because it is simply hilarious#what a very specific joke to make which counts on people having Greek mythology knowledge#epic the musical
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Athena, recovering from God Games: Brother.. will you watch over Ody? Make sure he lives..
Ares: Fine. Only until he gets back home.
Athena: Don’t let him do anything you would do, okay?
[one god stabbing later]
Poseidon stumbles into the infirmary looking like Swiss cheese
Athena: what happened??- oh.. ARES!
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#mine is the ocean saga#epic the musical#epic the ocean saga#epic the circe saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic the troy saga
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Literally no one asked but vote on my current top twelve favorite songs from EPIC the musical
#if I had to pick a fav it would be ruthlessness but they are all so good#just curious what everyone else’s is from this list#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the circe saga#epic the ocean saga
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Me waking in a cold sweat at 3am: I should change my name to Penelope
#I have been listening to too much#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#i have no explanation#still have no idea why my brain did this
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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted
#this is why I painted and redid my boring white bathroom to vintage greens and golds#chefs kiss#mwah
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The debut trailer for ‘GOOSEBUMPS: THE VANISHING’ has just been unveiled. Catch it first on Disney+ and Hulu starting January 10.
#it’s here it’s here it’s here#goosebumps#am I sad it’s not a continuation of season one? yes#but does this not also look good? also yes
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Listen, I may clown on goosebumps ep 9 a lot but the Mr. Bratt suffering speed run was really funny and I think more shows should do that tbh 
Peak comedy
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