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so the x files back at it again with the weird episodes and honestly THANK YOU GOD!

the war of coprophages' angrier? sibling

scully the supermodel™

scully on DO NOT DISTURB MODE- gets disturbed anyway

scully, once again, entering a grocery store only to find people in some kind of a mass hysteria

mulder FINALLY getting a taste of his own medicine aka getting the phone hung up on him, tnx scully <3

anabelle™ terrorizing the shit out of scully's vacation

"you do the hokey pokey--" I honestly never liked the damn song anyway

that little girl hysterically saying: "MOMMY" every single minute

I WANT TO PLAY, gurl shut up.

mulder watching some weird porn on full volume AT WORK(I swear I could read Alien Porn on the case? What? Guy's committed gotta hand it to him)

MULDER IN SHORTS?

mulder and his pencils: the love story, this summer, in theaters near you

that diabolically long lobster

stephen king co-wrote this with chris carter I read somewhere he initially planned to have mulder guide scully through this case, appearing to her in a literal psychotic vision?

"scully, marry me".

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

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i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

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simongerman600

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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so proud of critical role for inventing German

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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Brennan just wants to share his passion with Matt Mark

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CHAPPELL ROAN The Subway (2025) dir. Amber Grace Johnson She's got, she's got a way...