#the dream stuff is hilarious
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Freud talks a lot about "primitive languages" for someone who's clearly only interacted with German and English-speaking pts.
#freud#sigmund freud#a general introduction to psychoanalysis#psychoanalysis#quackery#I mean - I'm reading this because I thought it'd be funny#and I was mostly right#the dream stuff is hilarious#but he sure finds ways to crowbar the racism in there at random#I don't know what I expected#he was an old white guy in psych#I had to attend lectures by a guy who worshipped him#and he sucked#guess what language he's calling an expression of primitive thought#hint - he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about#racism#“medical” racism#“medicine”
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What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333
I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.
and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like
this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#to be fair it's not COMPLETELY wacky there is actual drama going on#but that's inbetween rook's dream-vil and neige being totally hilarious at each other#'i shan't let you hurt this beautiful child!' 'vil no! if they were to harm your beauty i would be crushed by sorrow!' <- actual dialogue#also neige seeing vil as a mother figure. it's WONDERFUL and i hope real-vil never finds out because this would kill him#just like he killed neige multiple times in his own dream! :)#there was so much wild stuff in this update and not in the least was that the second time vil realized he was in a dream#his reaction was to KILL EVERYONE and cackle maniacally about it#god forbid a queen do anything i guess#anyway i also love the contrast between what i assumed savanarook would be like and what he was actually like#'he looks so wild...what kind of dangerous dream will this mighty hunter have...'#oh no he's actually just an adorable movie geek who is SO EXCITED to share his hyperfixation with us#somehow less intimidating than regular rook#and yet still a delightful little freak. his BEDROOM#the background artist went SO ham on it. truly the magnum opus of twst backgrounds#there are a bunch of little details it is SO worth zooming in on#(including a tiny little picture of che'nya! which...actually i think that implies rook may have stolen an rsa yearbook or something)#(that's our rook! /sitcom laugh track)
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Seb comes to Fernando's bedside to cheer him up! (aka resolving my turmoil over there being no vettonso moments yesterday)(long gif!!!)
+ what if Fernando hadn't been out sick!
#oh my god what the fuck have i made 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this is my magnum opus.....#i love these projects where i keep going back and forth btwn#I CANT FINISH THIS to IM GONNA FINISH THIS SO HADD#and i DID finish it. at 5 am. sick.#im oddly proud of this despite how fucking stupid it is 😭😭#its so hilarious to me 😭😭😭😭#ty to suzuki as always for contributing by being my fellow freak <3#i love how i been able to finish anything lately cause I've been busy and stressed#like i keep putting off stuff just to work on this for four hours straight#I NEEDED IT TO BE RELEVANT#also its up to you to decide if seb is actually wearing that or if its fernando's fever dream#WAAAUGHHHHHHH IM STILL SO SAD THERES NO PICS OF THEM#sry i am actually delirious rn oh my god#WHY DIDNT THEY MEEETTTTTTTTTT AAAAGGHHHHH :(((#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#2024 brazilian gp#catie.art.#normal things that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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Going through the backstory ep again and I noticed that Ford's "thinking parlour" (aka what's commonly known as Ford's room/the Carpet Diem room/Mullet Stan's depression room) was always portrayed in an optimistic light during his researcher days
(while initial journal shot seems more dubious if it's really that same room, there's a triangle prism that was stated to be a hint in Carpet Diem+Gideon Rises to the Author connection way back in Season 1. In the other two scenes you can see the couch and lamp. Also Ford's backpack which I find to be a cute detail)
But meanwhile, the future living room seemed like it was always kinda dreary even before Ford was tricked into building the portal
(Also in case people are gonna point at the tank and yell "FRILLIAM", this is before McGucket arrives to town, and an axolotl is shown in the cool panning shot earlier too. Maybe it got retconned, maybe not)
I find it interesting that the rooms basically swapped meanings after Stan made the house his own, with the living room becoming a cozy place for the Mystery Shack family, while Ford's room is sealed up for decades in stasis and then becomes messy after Ford returns (and even then Ford's room had its Soos' mancave era)
#would be hilarious if they like didn't clear up the place after ford came back#so after the bill dream you just see all of soos' stuff lying around lmao#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#i noticed the tank detail earlier while people were losing their minds about it on another post and i didn't know how to correct them#gf meta
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toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar
#bro got mortal-ified one too many times and was like alright thats enough#fuck fate and fuck my dad too - lester#i know what i have to dooooooo#healing the worldddd with becoming a popstarrrrrrr#- also lester#zeus: no wait ur supposed to fix all of this stuff#lester: good idea!!!!!! no.#the other gods: damn bro aint messing around#leto shows up for every concert#artemis too#megs still there shes like the feral thing he has to babysit while being on tour#wait thats literally how toa went lol nvmd#she stabs the monsters while lesters living his barbie rockstar dream#cabin 7 thinks its fucking hilarious#lester papadopoulos#pjo apollo#apollo pjo#toa apollo#toa#trials of apollo#pjo#percy jackson#zeus#zeus pjo
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#covid19#funny#covid memes#sesame street#ww3#its a dream#random dream#dream posting#funny post#best memes#fresh memes#hilarious#lol memes#dank memes#memes#funny stuff#funny content
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Growing up is getting diagnosed with adhd/add/neurodivergence in your early adulthood, and one by one seeing all your favourite YouTubers you watched religiously as a kid come out and say they are too, making a lot of things, make a LOT of sense, in the process.
#just me? lol#markiplier#jacksepticeye#crankgameplays#dream#dreamwastaken#okay that’s only a handful#but it’s still funny#if I had a nickel for every time an icon from my youth turned out to also be neurodiverse I’d have like#4(?) nickels#which isn’t a lot#but it’s hilarious it happened that many times#raes rambles#personal#YouTube#adhd#add#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#adult adhd#adhd stuff#rach rambles
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Had a dream last night that I needed to write a paper for a presentation in twenty minutes, on a subject I didn't know, in a conference that wasn't in my field, while colleagues sent me anonymous judgy notes and an obnoxious omniscient British narrator type called me patronizing things and got my name completely wrong. We've done it lads. Ultimate Academic Nightmare.
#hilary for ts#school stuff#on the bright side some of my dream colleagues seemed to like the paper#so i apparently finished and/or bullshitted well enough for that to be the case?#honestly an important survival skill but i am once again asking Wtf Subconscious
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Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era
#WE ALL KNOW WHAT SKIT I'M TALKING ABOUT#AND PLS IT WAS SO FUNNY IM CRYING#shit the whole video was amazing#also dream is being such a man baby about this like💀 gtfo of here man#inniters after seeing the new video: AND THE CROWN GOES WILD‼️🗣💯🔛🔝💥💥💥💥#everyone after seeing dream like a bunch of tweets criticizing tommy: AND THE CROWD BACKS UP🤨😶😒🧍♂️#also skeppy don't think your bitch ass is doing anything good just shut up💀#ALSO PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT 🔛🔝 MVP ISTG#this whole situation is so crazy but so hilarious. Ig tommy really does make stuff 100% funnier😁👍#dream situation#tommyinnit#WE LOVE YOU TOMMY RAAAHHH
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Breaking a Bad Habit
Oh my gosh jaw anon, this took forever but it’s finally here (not sure if you still are oop)! I have expanded on sapnap and his sensitive jaw. I love him and he is so giggly and small and cuddly and tklish and I want to squish him! Anyway, enjoy! (from this ask)
Sapnap has a bad habit of clenching his jaw. Dream finds a fun way to condition him to stop
(lee!Sapnap / ler!Dream : 1.5K words)
“You’re doing it again.” Dream sighed as he watched the brunette begin to move his jaw back and forth to loosen it up, producing a groan and an overexaggerated eye roll in response. It had been the fourth time tonight that he was reprimanded for his terrible habit. Sapnap tilted his head back slightly as he let his mouth fall open, bringing a hand up to massage either side of his jaw to try and soothe the dull ache that was beginning to form beneath his skin there. A second later he set his controller down on the table in front of him and brought his other hand up to his face, now rubbing circles on either side of his jaw with each hand.
“Okay, fuck off, I don’t care,” he spat out in annoyance. Dream scoffed at the response to his warning, almost offended for being sassed for caring. Sapnap turned his head in the direction of the disapproving sound, rolling his eyes once more as Dream just looked at him with his puppy dog eyes. “Shut up Dream, it’s fine.”
The blonde followed his movements as Sapnap gave one last rub to his jaw before leaning his elbows back against his knees, picking up the remote and unpausing his game to continue playing. Dream continued to watch him from the corner of his eye, not paying attention to the game anymore and instead focusing on the other boy's jaw.
Not even a minute later Sapnap was already back to clenching his jaw, completely unaware that he was doing it. Dream opened his mouth to say something but stopped himself, knowing that Sapnap wouldn’t listen to a word he said anyway. He sat back and let his mind wander, thinking about how he could really get this to sink into Sapnap’s mind. After a minute or so Dream had come up with the idea to poke at his jaw every time it clenched; it would be annoying enough to condition Sapnap to not clench his jaw anymore. And so he set his plan into motion.
Reaching forward slowly, Dream held out his pointer finger and got ready to poke Sapnap’s jaw. He was so focused on the game that he didn’t notice Dream’s hand inching closer and closer to him until it was too late. The finger touched down on his jaw, right on the top left side by his ear and poked twice.
The reaction was not anything Dream had expected it to be.
When he went over the possible outcomes of the poke, he thought of the different ways Sapnap could react to it. Dream could see a scenario where Sapnap slapped his hand away and cursed him off - he could definitely paint a vivid picture of that. He could see Sapnap completely ignore him but also fix his clenching, which he thought would probably be the best outcome.
What he didn’t expect was for Sapnap to squeal.
“N-noho!” the younger boy let out a tiny protest combined with a tiny giggle, immediately turning red at his own reaction. He turned back towards Dream with wide eyes, rubbing at the spot that the offending finger had poked. The way the blonde was smirking sent a chill down Sapnap’s spine, causing him to squirm slightly and drop eye contact out of embarrassment. He could feel the elder's burning stare, whose finger was still hovering in the air mere inches from his jaw.
“Sapnap,” he winced when he heard his name, hearing Dream inhale before he continued. “What was that? Do you have something to tell me?”
The smaller boy paused his game again, quickly putting the controller down and turning his whole body slightly in Dream’s direction. He had a hand out in front of him, the other still pressed against his jaw in an attempt to make the tingling go away. Dream noticed that his ears were slowly starting to match the color of his cheeks and couldn’t help the smirk that began to spread across his face. When Sapnap’s ears blushed, the blonde knew that he was flustered.
“N-No! What are you even talking about, shut up!” The defensive tone in his voice only further proved Dream’s theory that Sapnap was definitely flustered right now. He looked around the room, eyes darting from Dream’s hands to something else, and back to his hands - he didn’t want to be ambushed or taken by surprise if Dream attempted to wreck him.
The elder let out a giggle, light and squeaky as he rolled his eyes at the ridiculousness of Sapnap’s denial. Dream knew that reaction well. He could make the younger boy cackle in seconds, sometimes even beg in that amount of time, too. The familiarity of it all was making Dream giddy, his fingers already flinching against the thighs of his pants.
This movement caught Sapnap’s attention, causing him to let out a dramatic gasp as he jumped back on the couch, scooting back as far as he could. But all things come to an end, and unfortunately that included the length of their couch. His back hit the arm of the couch, stopping his escape temporarily and making him break into nervous chirps of laughter. Sapnap looked up briefly and squealed as he watched Dream slowly crawl towards him, a menacing grin stretching from ear to ear. He felt his stomach flip at the expression on the other man’s face, wasting precious seconds he could’ve used to plan a new escape route. Sapnap let out a shriek as Dream grabbed his ankle and pulled, causing him to slip down into his back against the cushions. He turned to try and crawl away but was stuck in place due to Dream holding him. Sapnap swallowed thickly, the realization setting in that it was indeed too late to try and get away.
“Nohoho Dream, fuhuck OFF!” A squawk of a laugh erupted as he ended his sentence, yanking his leg at the feeling of Dream quickly wiggling a finger over his socked foot. “NOHOHO d-dohon’t!”
Sapnap heard a quiet chuckle behind him before he felt Dream release his hold on his ankle, suddenly feeling his hands grabbing at his sides and lifting him up. He yelped at this, feeling flustered at how easy it was for Dream to move him around like that. But that thought quickly passed as a new fear unlocked itself - he was now trapped against Dream’s chest, his arms at his sides with no way to escape. Of course, this didn’t stop him from trying to struggle and squirm his way out of Dream’s firm grasp.
“I’m not even doing anything, you baby,” Sapnap wasn’t expecting Dream’s voice to be so close to his ear, shivering and bringing his shoulder up to try and block the tickly vibrations as he continued to speak. “But don’t worry! I’m about to.”
Another shriek tore from Sapnap’s throat, this time followed by raspy giggles. Dream had slotted his chin on Sapnap’s shoulder to keep him from bringing his shoulder up before rubbing his stubble under Sapnap’s ear. The younger’s laughter was slowly rising in pitch, reaching its peak at a shrill squeak that closely resembled a baby bird. But when Dream brought a hand up to trace along Sapnap’s jaw line, the small giggles now turned into boisterous laughter.
“God, Sapnap, how have I never found this before? This is like a gold mine! Look at you!” Dream was smiling through his words as he felt Sapnap start to squirm in his lap, his laughter rising and his ears turning bright red as the blonde teased him.
“Nahaha D-Dream! Plehehease it’s too muhuHUHCH! NOHOHO!” Sapnap cried out through his giggles as Dream pressed his lips below his ear and blew a huge raspberry while fluttered two fingers along his jawline. Dream made sure to shake his head as the raspberry was coming to an end to tickle Sapnap more, producing squeals through his laughter.
The elder smiled as he pulled his lips from Sapnap’s neck and sat back more, allowing the smaller boy’s shoulder to finally be released. Sapnap rubbed his shoulder against his ear, trying to calm the ticklish electricity that was still bursting under his skin. Dream removed his grip from around Sapnap, instead gently leaning him back and cuddling him with both arms lightly. He could feel the younger boy practically melt into him, watching as his eyelids closed almost immediately. Sap could feel the vibration from Dream’s giggle along his back before he began to speak.
“Remember this next time you’re about to clench your jaw, you little idiot.”
Sapnap felt a hand run through his hair, a tiny giggle passing through his lips as he drifted off to sleep in the warmth of Dream’s arms. He would certainly remember this next time.
And if he starts to clench his jaw on purpose to get tickles? Well, no one needs to know.
#lee!sapnap#ler!dream#i loved this so much ):#i love expanding on non traditional spots#they’re the cutest things ever ):#and the fact sap has an incredibly sensitive jaw??????#so cute ):#thank u jaw anon for the prompt and i hope u get to see this!!#jaw anon#mushie fics#mcyt tickle#my stuff#OH!!!#sean wanted u all to know that my google doc for this#was named jawjaw binks#i’m so clever and hilarious guys
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ash is precisely old enough to have worn JNCOs during his nu metal phase at the turn of the millennium, and i need everyone to know that. he turned thirteen in the heady summer of 1999.
#▸ the child you dream of—he doesn't exist. / hc#this regularly reoccurs to me when linkin park or korn come through on spotify shuffle#he had the jncos. he had the belt loop chains. he had the hilariously oversized skate shoes. he had the layered shirts.#you best believe break stuff was his track of the new millennium#delia probably has so many old photos boxed away in her attic
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#writers#english literature#reading#writers on tumblr#dark academia#authors#nostalgia#story#short story#story writing#writing and poetry#on writers#writing#writeblr#on writing#writers and poets#writerscommunity#dreams#hopes and fears#mathematics#maths#funny story#funny#satire#satirical#funny stuff#chaotic academic aesthetic#chaotic academia#chaotic thoughts#hilarious
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Getting into stuff that has a lot of pre-announced release dates is really good for me like vocal synthesizer products and new love live etc franchise music releases....I'll be lying in bed at like 2 AM with ur usual 20-something's fear and existentialism over time and the future and then I'll remember a piece of singing software or a new song related to cartoon characters I like is gonna come out like next month and I'm like 😌
#this keeps happening to me with the upcoming december#miki and kiyoteru sv.....im so excited...if they get delayed ill scream#jk jk ill be fine but i do hope we get some demos in November soon!#soyogi still doesnt have a concrete release date but hes also probably december#now if HE gets delayed i will actually explode. i will spontaneously burst into flames#the other night i had a dream about aivoice2 ryuusei coming out. which is a normal thing to happen#it literally was just like i went online and saw videos people made with him SHDBFBSJFNFN#premonition dream...this is what will happen in november#but it reminded me i wasnt as familiar with how aiv2 sounds with a2sync. i like the aiv1 kotonosync situation#BUT it is very noisy and the vocals usually sound like lalavoice with the slightly obvious looping#which is charming but not as versatile in the grand scheme of talk synths made to sing#just the nature of it. but a2sync sounds FANTASTIC i was really shocked. im curious how his#particularly deep voice will sound compared to a more medium gentle tone like iori but im excited#im really curious how he'll sound compared to vv humming ryuusei#now what weve seen of his design.....im not suuuper into quite yet. its not BAD and well see when its fully out#but i dont care for the blue hair bits. im picky about hair dye in alternate designs#i like his gray black default situation too much. also i DO like how slutty his design is looking#but also it might look um. a little too much for a talk synth? like brother whats going on here#why are u so dressed up to chat ....i guess for fun#then again his aiv1 design was also probably more appropriate for singing synths rather than talking But I like that one more LOL#doesnt matter too much for me though im more interested in the unofficial singing side stuff AHDBFHSHFBDJJD#which also reminds me i hope someday aiv1 vy series can get a aiv2 update#a full singing synth would be nicer but i wouldnt mind a talk turned singing synth. i know everyone hates the aiv vy designs#i dont hate them theyre not great but theyre fine for talk synths. i think nancy is hilarious. white woman jumpscare#im not a huge fan of the main fanon vy designs (theyre good but they dont fit to me) so i dont mind the aiv ones#even if its just two random people SHBFJFAJFJFJSJJF but yeah i hope they get a aiv2 someday#i think it would be fun to make em sing with a2sync hee hee#also on the ll end i am so excited for dia birthday album end of dec#AND all the new liella tunes. i still havent watched the new season because i havent been able to sit down and enjoy it yet#but soon....next week ill have time...sooooooon
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what SSE wants in the SSOCandle hashtag: pretty game and irl photos of horses, barns, and players
What I want in the SSOCandle hashtag: posts supporting Elli and Helena, posts denouncing AI when SSE could have used literally any other candle making company if they wanted to make candles so bad, and a truckload of Jankee Candle images
#sso#don't mind me I'm talking#look they are a goldmine and I am cackling#the whole thing feels like a fever dream anyway#I'm not adding environmentalism posts because we have no information on what the candles will be made of#NOS claims to be vegan so at most MAYBE not beeswax which was already an easy guess#since beeswax would be VERY expensive#and there is already a lot of vegan infighting over whether or not bee stuff is vegan or not#also maybe a lot of Raptor posts because that'd be really hilarious
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please someone edit the snap of George denying the sugarbaby allegations with all of the times he’s/Dream’s mentioned buying stuff for George interspersed with the vine boom
#I just feel like it would be hilarious#'I'm giving you $5000'/'Dream buys me everything'/'Dream bought me the battlepass'/Dream buying him stuff on Amazon from that one drodcast#dreamnotfound#dnf
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Post the song that got you into your favorite group/artist + the first song you think a new listener should hear from them
Tagged by @smushedmuffin thanks for the tag!!!
You’re getting two bcs my all time favourite music group is My Chemical Romance but also you get a kpop answer bcs I can.
Song(s) that got me into My Chemical Romance: Teenagers and Welcome to the Black Parade
First song I think a new listener should hear: it’s actually a b-side from The Black Parade album. It’s called Heaven Help Us and it’s one of my faves from them. Also Desolation Row would be a good first song it’s from Watchmen (idk what that is.)
Song that got me into NCT: again it was two songs. Oddly enough both by NCT Dream. It was their version of Candy and Glitch Mode
First song I think a new listener should hear: if you’re wanting to get into NCT as a whole I’d suggest Alley Oop or The Bat from their latest entire group album Golden Age. If you’re wanting to start with a single subunit imma suggest Rodeo or Nectar both by WayV bcs that’s my fav sub unit.
Tagging (no pressure): @haahka @loveable-sea-lemon @onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep @harrgrove @babetanatat @skinzchoerim @serendipminie also tagging @we-survive-endlessly just so they can see how bad my NCT brain rot is. Thanks bestie you feed my brain rot so well.
#tag game#hi my bread friend!!!#obsidian rambles#about the weirdo who runs this blog#yes NCT is my ult group#no we’re not talking about what that means for my mental health#also this took me a minute bcs I had to think about what songs I heard first that got me into groups.#I almost said 2 baddies and sticker bcs the weirder and more hated the song is the more I wanna check out the group#the fact Dream is the reason I got into NCT is hilarious to me bcs I STILL haven’t listened to their entire discography#I’ve heard their last two albums and a ton of random what I think are title tracks#I’ve heard almost everything from the other sub units and a lot of the NCT U stuff#idk why my brain is avoiding dream but it is.#ALSO#NCT WISH. THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN#I NEED THEIR VERSION OF REGULAR NOW BCS IM PRETTY SURE EVERY SUB UNIT HAS A VERSION
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