#but it’s still funny

[midnightcowboy1969]

when I was younger I spent too much time on rp chat sites, and one time I was John F. Kennedy and this stranger asked me what it felt like to get my head blown off or something. Like genuinly. And, idk I’m 14 years old. Anyways, I gave them a very non-problematic, artistic, answer, something like “I felt a breeze of fresh air and remembered my childhood” etc etc. And the stranger replied “that’s beautiful” and I replied “actually it was head hurtyyy head owwiee” and they replied by saying that I should be ashamed of myself for desecrating his memory or whatever. First of all, I have no excuse but it’s funny, and second of all, who asks that? What was it like to die? Nobody knows

[flying-ham]

I know Westeros is very different from irl but it’s so fucking funny listening to cats inner monologue judging Lysa about “babying” her epileptic 6 year old

[cecoeur]

Kind of obsessed that Daniel’s first documented public outing is with someone decked out in head to toe Monster Energy gear.

[flamie-42]

This is Chuuya: he likes his personal space

This is Dazai: he also likes Chuuya’s personal space

[affixjoy]

[sandbees]

Yuu: Mmmmm, tea.

Kalim: Oh, hey Yuu! What are you drinking?

Yuu: Sweet tea, it’s a popular drink where I’m from. Want to have a try?

Kalim: Sure! I can never say no to tea, especially if it’s sweet!

Kalim:

Kalim: Why is it cold?

Yuu: Because it’s sweet tea? Wh- Oh! Sorry Kalim, forgot to say that it’s iced. Kind of weird that no one ever thought to drink iced tea before- Kalim?

Kalim: This is…a disgrace! Who drinks tea cold?! Yuu, we need to make proper tea, stat!

Yuu: Wait, what?

Kalim: Don’t worry, Yuu! I’ll show you how to make proper sweet tea!

[teratocore]

If I had a nickel for every DC character named Jason who is associated with the color red, knows Batman personally, and has an unorthodox relationship with death I would have two nickels. But it’s weird that it happened twice.

[sairitaikutsu]

boop

[halfhissandwich]

Janus is protective 😅

[celestialulu]

Natsu being older than Lucy is a headcanon engraved into my brain

[awakentrashpanda]

No body:

Angry KickinChicken

Bubba, not even looking up from his book: whatever you say honey 

[overheard-at-camp-half-blood]

The fact that Leah and Aryan are dressed somewhat normally and then Walker literally came in full character is hilarious to me.

[shinjuro-rengoku-ask]

Do you know if Ruka is single? I wish to seek her hand in marriage 😗

“Guess we better ask.”

[nihilizzzm]

Denethor II: roast your son? more like roast your son

Faramir: father please stop

[raevenswritingdesk]

Growing up is getting diagnosed with adhd/add/neurodivergence in your early adulthood, and one by one seeing all your favourite YouTubers you watched religiously as a kid come out and say they are too, making a lot of things, make a LOT of sense, in the process.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie: You need to burn some of that nervous energy. Going out might help.

Angel Dust: I did go out. I went to the park.

Charlie: Good. I hope you got something from it.

Angel Dust: I did, actually.

Angel Dust: (pulls out Fat Nuggets) This pig!

Charlie:

Charlie: I love him already.