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Whoever casted Love Island season six needs a raise immediately. Because this season is creating storylines that shows on Netflix, Hulu prime cannot compete with. Like this is real television.
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Sasunaru pacific rim au
Can’t believe I never thought of it. The potential is literally endless. You could have Sasuke and Naruto be two brats in the Jaeger military division. Maybe Sasuke comes from a long line of family members who are part of the military so he always has something to prove. Maybe Naruto is just an orphan brat who keeps failing the Jaeger program because he’s “too brash. Too unpredictable. Unable to follow orders”. So he just works as a soldier at the Jaeger base.
Maybe Sasuke and Naruto have been friends since they were young because Naruto is a breath of fresh air compared to the rigid, unforgiving military standard he’s lived his whole life. Maybe he has a crush on this boy who’s one of the few people who can make him smile in this world where he and his brother have to suit up in a robot and fight giant monsters that keep getting stronger. Maybe seeing Naruto is one of the reasons he keeps fighting no matter what.
THEN maybe Itachi gets badly injured and he’s not gonna be able to be a pilot for a long time if ever but this is a crucial time for humans and they NEED pilots so sasuke has to find a replacement but no one is compatible!!! Until Naruto offers and they let him try as a last ditch attempt and holy shit, it works! They fit together perfectly. They are in sync. Better than when Itachi was copilot and everyone is so relieved cause they have their Jaeger back.
But Sasuke is freaking out cause he’s imagining Naruto getting killed the same way Itachi was injured. The Kaijus are getting stronger and more dangerous and they’ve already lost so many pilots so has he just signed Naruto’s death warrant by accepting him as a copilot?
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Too few people have discussed how, according to Gorrequor’s diary, Hudson Lowe’s wife, Susan, has opinions on Napoleon that seem to be based only, and I mean only, on how angry she is with her husband.
Getting along with dear lil Hudson? She 100% wants Lowe to keep the bust of Napoleon II out of their prisoner’s hands, because she wants to deny him anything that could give him comfort!
Angry at him? Lowe is a pitiless monster, and also, she can and will try to drag anyone in earshot (including Gorrequor) into the debate as to whether Napoleon deserves pity or contempt. At this point she is strongly in camp “pity” and why are you all being so mean to him?
Other about-faces too, based on nothing but apparently vibes and voodoo
Her opinion seems to be based on nothing except how to best irritate her husband and she succeeds
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@zedortoo Instantly come get this delicious drama
Everyone welcome to the Soup Opera of Mr. Stick and Burton (me as Burton)
Behold this travesty of endearing and unfortunate events….
Tell me if you guys want the part 2 to this because there’s more.. 💀💀
#Pizza Tower#I’m legitimately gasping at the fucking bot#Omfg I can’t wait to show you more of these-#THIS MADE ME SEARCH UP WHAT A HUSSY IS I NOW KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BECAUSE OF STICK#Burton is heartbroken#We’re all heartbroken in these tragic times…#Mr. Stick#Burton#THE DRAMA!!!#C. AI
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22 days until hyeongjun's 22nd birthday
day 18 - you don't understand me
#xdinary heroes#han hyeongjun#jun han#junhan#jungsu#gunil#gaon#ode#jooyeon#kim jungsu#goo gunil#kwak jiseok#oh seungmin#lee jooyeon#hyeongjun22#this scene has EVERYTHING#the DRAMA!!!#trust issues! betrayal! interesting positions!#also the ears but we've seen them a few times before already
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John asking what else she's keeping from him and then THIS HAPPENS?!!!
Shayera: Hro and I are promised to each other. It's like being engaged...
GIRL!!!!
John:
#greenhawk#hawklantern#green lantern x hawkgirl#john x shayera#green lantern#hawkgirl#justice league#shitpost#my post#wth is their official ship name? Omg😭#they way I gasped and exclaimed: YOU DOIN' A CHEAT?!?!!#I was rooting for them and THE REVEAL?!!!#IT'S SO MESSY!!!#THE DRAMA!!!#THE ANGST!!!#THE BETRAYAL!!!#I'M EATING THIS SHIT UP!!!
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During the show the tightrope breaks and Thena falls. Luckily Gil catches her but gets injured. The whole crew protects both of them when kro is very angry that Gil touches Thena. Some drama for the circus one
"Thena!"
It felt as if it happened in slow motion. Thena was in the middle of the routine as usual, and things were going well. She and Angus were both strong and ready for the show.
But something wasn't right. Gil had watched as Thena froze on the tightrope, her whole body locking up on the spot. He had looked to where her eyes were anchored, running out from behind the scenes. Something was wrong with the joint where the line was attached.
Then it snapped.
"Thena!" He ran as fast as he could. There were no nets, as per a certain ringleader's demand (because it didn't instill the right excitement in the crowds). There was no protecting Thena from a bone shattering fall.
He plowed into her, just barely managing to catch her as they both rolled and skidded from his momentum. He somehow managed to keep a hold of her within his arms. His shoulder was most certainly jostled from where it was supposed to be, and he wouldn't be surprised if he had a number of bruises along his ribs and arms.
The crowd was up on its feet, women and children screaming. Kro was already trying to assure them and tell them there was no need to panic (no need to ask for their money back).
"Gil?"
He opened his eyes, scared to look at what happened. But he grunted as Thena leaned over him, her hair pooling on his chest as he lay on his back. Her hand trailed over his cheek. "Are you okay?"
"Oh Gil," she whispered, her hand sliding down his cheek and neck and over his chest.
Gil looked around them. It was chaos, and this was definitely a worst case scenario. At least Thena wasn't hurt, but the repercussions would ripple through the whole crew. They had to check the equipment, they would have a meeting with everyone from every department. And Kro would be furious.
"Hey!"
Gil saw from somewhat upside down as Kro caught sight of them. He didn't know why the guy was anywhere but by his wife's side, but he was too tired to think about that now. He watched as Kro began the process of storming over to them.
"Get your filthy hands off of her!"
Oh, he was talking to him. Gil blinked, feeling as if he were hearing everything underwater, and his head hurt something fierce. But Thena was unharmed, that was all that mattered to him.
"Gil," Thena whispered to him. There was a flurry of motion around them, the crew rushing to talk to Kro about what to do about the broken highwire. They would serve as a barricade for them. "Can you see me?"
He could only ever see her. He nodded, groaning as he tried to sit up.
"It's okay, easy," she cooed to him as she helped pull him up. "We're going to get you some help."
Gil tried to hold himself up, but damn it felt hard. He didn't think he was really this heavy, but he couldn't keep his feet straight. He was like a newborn colt trying to walk for the first time.
"Come on, big fella," some of his friends from the crew got on either side of him. Of course Thena couldn't be the one to help try to walk him to the medical tent. But she smelled nicer than these guys.
"Gil," she called to him again, dragging his eyes up to hers. "Just look at me. You can't fall asleep."
Why not? He was dead tired and he felt like he'd been wrestling with the elephants.
"Just keep looking at me," she whispered, leading him with the sweet lyricism of her voice. Like a damn angel, that woman.
Gil sighed as they finally got him to the medical tent and seated on a bale of hay. He really was ready to lie down, but he let Thena drag his head upright again. Although he did whine a little as she shined some kinda light in his eyes.
"You can't sleep like this," she sighed, and then put something cold on the top of his head. His eyes naturally rolled upward, not that he could see whatever it was. She smiled, "it's just from the icebox. We have to keep the swelling down."
Oh, it was his head. That made sense why his ears were ringing, at least. "Are you okay?"
Thena looked at him in a way that made his heart melt. She sat beside him, even letting her knees in her sparkly stockings brush against his in his regular, ratty old trousers. "Thanks to you."
Gil looked at her, now that the chaos from the main tent was behind them. She did look fine, which was a relief. "Couldn't just let you fall."
It was almost not within his control, that was to say. But Thena took his hand in hers. "I know you couldn't. But I owe my life to you, all the same."
His mind was a few steps behind his mouth as he blurted out, "where's your husband?"
Normally he wouldn't bring him up, even just so as to not upset the lady.
But Thena didn't even blink, rubbing her thumb against his, "don't worry about him, for now."
"I wish you didn't have to worry about him," Gil mumbled out. He really was saying whatever was on his mind, huh?
Thena sighed, though, looking at him with those stunning green eyes. "I know. I wish so, too."
Gil closed his eyes as she adjusted the cloth bundle of ice on top of his head. It did feel nice, but it also gave him the chills. "He's gonna blow his top if we can't get the highwire restrung."
"That man would blow his top at the sky if it were the only thing around."
Gil chuckled, although it made his head hurt something awful. He groaned.
"Sorry." Thena brushed the backs of her knuckles over his temple, soothing the ache from the outside in.
Gil looked at the cloth walls of the tent. It was just some canvas, and it was far from impenetrable. But he looked at Thena, feeling like he really did have this moment to keep just to themselves. "Thena...if he ever hurts you, I swear-"
His eyes slid closed as she leaned forward to kiss him. Her lips were as soft as the light of first dawn. If he never believed in heaven before, maybe he did now.
Thena leaned back, her thumbs on his cheeks, "don't worry about me, Gil."
But he did. Every second of every day, he thought of her.
He was painfully in love with someone else's wife. "But-"
She kissed him again, more softly, and more chastely too, leaning back even quicker. "No buts, just try to rest. I can handle Kro."
Gil tried to protest again but Thena stood, leaving him alone on his little hay bale island. He blinked as she exited the tent, the warm glow inside contrasting the cold, blue light outside.
"Is he in there?"
"He's resting. Leave him be, Kro."
"Like hell I will. Bastard thinks he can put his hands on my wife?!"
Gil tried to get to his feet, stumbling to his knees at first. He tried again as the crack of a palm against a cheek sliced through the air. "Th-Thena?"
"He saved my life! More than you've ever done, and if I see you bothering him, I'll give the crowd something that will really scare them away and right out of your greedy hands."
He had never heard Thena raise her voice. He had seen her stand her ground with Kro, and he had no doubt she was as tough as a lady got, even with that brute of a husband. Maybe because of that brute of a husband.
"Ungrateful little whore."
"Call me whatever you want. Gilgamesh is not to leave his own sleeper car until he's healed."
She only ever called him Gil when they were alone.
"Fine, but the show goes on, even if the vet starts bleeding from the eyes."
Gil tried to stand again. He had to say that he would be fine. He couldn't let Thena be left alone with that devil. He groaned, managing to stand and take a few steps.
He only made it out of the tent in time to see Kro all but dragging Thena away, probably to berate her for talking back to him in front of the crew like that. But she turned and waved to him, assuring him of her well being.
Gil stood there, watching the woman he loved get dragged away by her husband. He couldn't make out any of the words his fellow crewmen and friends were chattering at him. All he was thinking about was how Thena had kissed him, and in such a way that could only mean that she loved him too.
#Thenamesh Circus AU#the drama!!!#I love it!#thank you for the ask!#honestly it's more dramatic than my usual stuff#but I love getting to revisit this AU#so I'm always happy to get the chance#and listen can you say star crossed lovers?#because oh my god it's so painfully obvious#talk about right person wrong time#Thena is on the ground with her hand on his chest like he's sleeping beauty and she's prince charming#and Kro is like huh...something's not right here#meanwhile everyone on the crew is gossiping and weeping on a nightly basis#they're so in love it's so beautiful but so sad!!!#so they create every window of opportunity for them that they can#Gil does get to eventually go to bed#and he sleeps for like 16 hours#when he finally wakes up he's got a dislocated shoulder and stumbles out#they get him some food and tell him everything is okay#he asks if Thena's okay and they say the lady's practically calling the shots since he got hurt#she's barking at Mister Kro an awful lot lately
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OLGAAA
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This is such a fun game I’m having such a fun time watching
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No because I’ll never forgive big brother hiding the drama that went down Thursday . like the Cirie vs Felicia been BREWING for weeks and we didn’t get to see it on feeds!!! Why do they hate fun so MUCH
#cbs big brother#bb25#like they do us dirty every time#Felicia and Meme was so loyal to the alliance and they finally realized they couldn’t trust Jared n Cirie#the drama!!!#😭😭
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#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment#my comic for comic day#makeaterriblecomicday2024
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he's back at it, yet another serious death threat has hit car hammer explosion man
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in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:
-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely
-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals
-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)
-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations
-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8
-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)
-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default
-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals
-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream
-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago
-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation
-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon
-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup
-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second
-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute
-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals
#i know i love reading about niche drama in things i don’t care about#so now it’s my turn to provide that for all of you
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i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character
#bluebird.txt#ted is living in a lighthearted but moving comedy#coach beard is living a hard drama at best and an existential twilight zone horror at worst#AND I LOVE IT
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