ugh it's that time of year when you buy a pack of blackberries and half of them are deliciously sweet and juicy and half of them make your mouth feel like it's being drowned in a vat of acid
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John asking what else she's keeping from him and then THIS HAPPENS?!!!
Shayera: Hro and I are promised to each other. It's like being engaged...
GIRL!!!!
John:
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Hey... hey bean, mind if I bully you real quick???
I had the urge to draw Mogs again and my brain is real silly so I'm gonna bull you, okay??
gremlins help, im getting bullied!
but seriously, you didnt have to call me out like this, mahal
but akdbajdnwkjejfj always weak for men (monster) with those big ass tiddies. that and thigh highs and i fucking know mogs official (slutty) uniform got that akdvajdvakegajdiwuvrjaidgwj
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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking
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The Betrayers turned to their siblings and said, "Your creations are flawed and broken, they disappoint you, they hurt you. We have to destroy them."
And the Prime Deities replied, "No, they are our children. We won't destroy them. We love them too much."
The faithful of Aeor turned to their gods and said, "We believe in you. Let us help you. The Betrayer Gods are cruel and evil. We will use the Factorum Malleus to kill them all to end this war and make the world better."
And the Prime Deities replied, "No, they are our siblings. We won't kill them. We love them too much."
There's nothing like a tragedy born from love.
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i never understood ppl claiming percy has never suffered the consequences of his loyalty. you're talking about percy "i know the prophecy said my friend would betray me but these are my friends they wouldn't betray me" jackson, who walked into a remote part of the forest with luke and almost died in book one. you're talking about percy "kronos told me point-blank there was a traitor but i can't imagine any of these ppl betraying me" jackson, who decided to stop looking for the traitor and moved on. you're talking about percy "nico is acting suspicious and very clearly hiding something from me but he's my friend and i trust him" jackson, who walked into nico's very obvious set up and almost got himself held hostage during the titan war. percy is so loyal that he cannot fathom betrayal until it's happening, and it has nearly killed him multiple times.
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i think it's hilarious that in a true cat fashion izutsumi actively ignores laios, despite him being very affectionate towards her
and instead prefers to sleep with chilchuck ignoring his protests
that's why laios was so excited
look at him. it's like the happiest moment in his life. the "oh a kitty came to sleep with me" moment.
his only problem is that he just doesn't realise that izutsumi is a cat Girl, so asking how many nipples she has and trying to rub her belly is. questionable at least.
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