#the diabolical axe

[weirdlookindog]

La maldición de Nostradamus (1961)

El barón del terror (1962)

Nostradamus y el destructor de monstruos (1962)

La momia azteca contra el robot humano (1958)

El hacha diabólica (1965)

Mexican Lobby Cards for Mexican Horror Movies

[ddrextreme]

had to move apartments in ~2 days because there was a colony of bats living in our building :D

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Overblot Universe (4) | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

Part 1 • 2 • 3• 5

There he was 

The first overblot you witnessed 

The Overblotted Riddle was as regal as ever 

Standing above your gilded bed fit for royalty decorated by arches of spinning ink 

You could see guards that looked similar to the entrapped dormmakers during the event

Standing in front of heart shaped doors that resembled an inky reflection of the Heartslabyul’s dorm

“Look at me when I’m talking to you, (Y/n). I haven’t forgotten how you ran from my forces meant to bring you home.”

“I…was just scared. Your army was fighting with Jamil’s and I just didn’t want to get in the way.”

Riddle scoffed,”You think I’d allow any of my vassals hurt you?! I thought you heard me last time we saw each other.”

His gloved hands clutched your cheeks and chin forcing you to hold his gaze

“In my world, I am the law. I am order manifest! 

The words brought back the memories again

But you couldn’t drift off especially now that Overblotted Riddle was smiling 

You could practically smell the idea of something awful coming from him

He let his ink gloved hands trail from your jaw to rest around your neck

“I have been eagerly awaiting the day I’d meet you again. For so long I’ve been replaying the sight of the collarless king working alongside those rogue cards.”

He pulled away leaving a ring of ink that tickled your skin, shaping to hug your neck letting a black splattered rose hang from it’s center

“All this time I’ve thought about having you and now I’m this close to having everything be perfect.”

You watched his eyes drift down your body, letting yourself follow his gaze 

Finding your outfit to be matching his own, you hoped it was just the ink doing its things

He beckoned you to follow him 

And the moment you deliberated you could feel the bodice of your outfit slightly squeeze 

So that was it’s purpose+

You hurriedly caught up to him minding the overwhelming line of soldiers collared and at the ready 

“Riddle what do you plan to do?”

Riddle’s distorted chuckle exploded into a diabolical laugh

Calming himself he turned over his shoulder as you both left the dorm/castle for the garden

“I’m recreating where we met of course. An unbirthday celebration that changed everything. A coronation that would have been perfect if you and those cards didn’t ruin it.”

Arriving to the entrance of the garden it was exactly as he said

The table and treats for an unbirthday party all different shades of black with that sheen that said was ink

All surrounding a grand stage where to thrones sat at the edge of it

He took your hand, more gentle than you were expecting and led you on a red carpet that led to the thrones

Out of nowhere this Riddle brought out a box setting it on a pedestal

He opened it to reveal a crown…fit for a king

“Bow, (Y/n) and receive your right as my king.”

Idia’s crown flashed in your mind making you cower instinctively

His glare was paralyzing

“Bow. (Y/n).”

The pressure around your body was intense, as if sapping your energy to make you fall to your knees

Riddle sighs,”That’s good enough.”

He places the crown on your head 

It doesn’t hurt like Idia’s but it feels hard to remove 

And as Riddle helps you stand you can feel the something wet drip from the  crown and into your eyes

But it doesn’t burn…more like clouding your vision as you were led to rest in the throne

“Now! Bring the relic! It’s power will be what finalizes your king's coronation!”

Carried by many of the soldiers was the mirror–The mirror that you originally traveled to 

“That–”

“Recognize it? This is the accursed object that let me bring you here. But it’s done it’s job and no one has any intentions of you using it again.”

“Wait but I have—to–go back!”

The overblotted Riddle gave you that sly smirk all to similar to the dormleader you knew

“You’ll find that world will fade from memory when the portal does as well.”

With a trumpet sound and coordinated shouts an ink covered axe was brought to Riddle

Despite being so close you couldn’t lift yourself from the throne, courtesy of the ensemble you were wearing

You could feel your tears blend with the ink trailing down your face as the Overblotted Queen raised his axe to smash the mirror

You tried to reach in vain as he brought the axe down

You felt as though it was helpless 

Until you heard a whisper

“(Y/n) don’t despair we wouldn’t leave you by yourself.”

A new bout of energy let you sit up

“Oh my gosh! It’s you! You’re here!”

“Hush, we’ve got to be quick the main event is on its way.”

“I summon thee cauldron!” 

[dykedvonte]

Daisuke inadvertently calling Swansea fat is so funny cause you can tell he genuinely felt some way about it. The pause, asking Curly for the axe. I believe Daisuke gives the most diabolical and unintentional reads to all of them and like they can’t even say anything rude back cause like he was trying to be nice and helpful.

[lillypad-monopoly]

Wild Life Episode 5 Thoughts

(Except I'm insane about Martyn's ep)

LIFE SERIES TRIVIA is DIABOLICAL! The watchers literally being like "how well do you guys know your pain and suffering?" (also sorry only winners remember theory truthers)

The way Grian and Scar are such bitter ex-soulmates that Mumbo has to point it out is hilarious. (also them getting even and saying "Just like Third Life" hurt my heart)

Grian not remembering iconic moments from his own series is so funny. What do you mean he only knows Martyn beheaded Ren with an axe from fanart? Grian gaining possession of the Red Winter Axe was a whole plot point.

MUMBO FIRST OUT! IN SESSION 5! The canary curse is broken for real now guys but at what cost.

Grian standing on the ruins of the tower by himself going through the five stages of grief over Mumbo's death as the sun rises in the background is a gorgeous piece of fanart waiting to happen

Martyn you didn't need to start the episode by talking about how Ren is providing for you, you're asking for the shipping at this point 🤣

MARTYN YOU DO THE LORE OFC JIMMY AND TANGO WERE OUT FIRST. Also REN YOU WERE LITERALLY IN DOUBLE LIFE. RIP Ren/BigB we know where his true loyalties lie

THE TWO NICKLES MEME BREAKING CONTAINMENT I CAN'T

Ren inviting BigB to join the RenWood Mound alliance WITHOUT REMEMBERING DOUBLE LIFE is so insane I don't even know what to say.

OF COURSE SCAR REMEMBERS THE DESERT DUO FLOWERS I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Martyn and Ren saying they're going to be boat bros. This has been coming since last session but I NEED Joel and Etho to call them out on it

"We're boat boys," MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD WHEN I CATCH YOU-

Etho yelling for Bdubs to hit him so they could test if the wildcard affected damage and then Tango going "smack me harder~" in the background was diabolical. Suuuure you guys are all PG.

Etho sitting in a boat for Joel to jump over him feels like some boat boys relationship symbolism I'm not smart enough to explain

So Etho is currently living with team BET, but allied with the Four Gs, and in the family with Gem and Joel. Wildcard Etho is so back!

Of course Impulse immediately remembered the clock question.

Joel boasting about how he immediately knows all the questions is peak Joel form and I would expect nothing less. It is kind of warranted though because everybody else is waffling on the simple ones.

Joel is now two for two on unquestioningly trusting Etho only to have something bad happen to him and not even being mad about it what is wrong with this man 😭

Does Joel have the censor bleep on his keyboard or did he just straight up start swearing at Tango and know they would both have to censor it in post to get the effect that he was also making the noise?

Scott's gone from a creaking fanboy to a body horror situation and I'm living for it (also considering he's agreed to "go wild" this session--am I sensing a Scott corruption arc?)

Scott cutting directly from saying he and Jimmy were never married even though they called each other husbands to a scene WITH Jimmy was kind of an insane choice

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Girldad has been confirmed by Scott as the actual reason for the 4Gs. I still think Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss ImpulseSV is funnier but good to have an official ruling

Scott giving up his life for Pearl and them being good natured about it and calling it therapy! I love them so much!

Lizzie being the only person who's not exicted when a trivia bot spawns is so funny. Even the other players who weren't in all the seasons don't seem to be as miffed by them as she is.

Lizzie's flaming snail arising out of that hole while smiling is potentially the funniest thing I've seen all day. Why did it look like that 🤣

[docgold13]

Heroes & Villains The DC Animated Universe - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles

The Fatal Five

A quintet composed of five of the most dangerous criminals of the 31st century, The Fatal Five were among the most dangerous adversaries that faced the interred Legion of Superheroes.   The team was founded and led by the Emerald Empress who wielded the  powerful Eye of Ekron.  This eye bestowed her telekinetic powers as well as the ability to manifested energy constructs in a fashion similar to that of a Green Lantern.  

The Empress’ consort was Mano whose body was composed of anti-matter.  His touch could disintegrated any substance that it came into contact with.  Whereas Validus was a hulking marauder with incredible strength and the ability to emit a psychic energy blast.  

The Persuader was a fierce combatant who wielded an Atomic Ax, a lethal weapon capable of cutting through any substance.  The villain controlled the ax through a telepathic link, enabling him to throw it with deadly accuracy and have the weapon quickly return to his hand.   Ands finally Tharok was a cyborg possessing a host of tactical and offensive functionalities.   

The Fatal Five used psionic mind control technology to enslave the majority of the Legion of Super-Heroes, forcing them to launch an assault on the capital world of the United Planets. The plot was thwarted by the Legionnaire Brainiac 5, who had managed to elude capture and was aided by the 21st Century heroes Supergirl, Green Arrow, and Green Lantern.  

On a subsequent occasion, The Fatal Five traveled to their past as part of a scheme to extinguish the Earth’s sun and thus ensure that the Legion of Superheroes was never formed.  The diabolical endeavor was foiled by the Justice League with the crucial aid of the Legionnaire, Star Boy.  

The group of villains first appeared in the tenth episode of the third season of Justice League Unlimited, ‘Far From Home.’  

[bulletbonk]

John is so diabolical imagine being so mad your codependent friend talks to someone else you try to axe them to death. Like what would he say after that. "Oh sorry Arthur jeez I guess I missed whoopsie daisy" Zero foresight Epic fail

[karume-everything-else]

Flufftober 2023

Day 26: "Where is it hurting?" [Reader x Wolverine (Logan Howlett)] {X-Men}

Why Logan had let you try to cut wood was beyond him. You had very little experience and his job was literally lumberjack. But, if he was honest with himself, there were other things he had to do to get the campsite set up. So watching you struggle with an axe for a couple minutes was hardly the worst thing.

"Here, here." He reached for your arm, "Lemme take care of this while you get the fire started."

"But you've already done more than half of the heavy lifting." You pouted, "It doesn't seem fair."

"Life ain't fair babe." Logan smirked, "But this is quite literally what I do for a living so it's more than fair."

You begrudgingly handed over the axe and moved to start the fire. Logan had long since made the pit, you just needed to get it started.

Since Logan was still splitting logs by the time you had the fire going, you thought it best to try setting up the tent. The last thing either of you thought to do since both of you were a little preoccupied with other details before the sun could even think of setting.

Unfortunately, the tent poles were just waiting to enact their diabolical plan. One jut straight out, skimming your neck and nearly catching your ear in the process. Clapping your hand over the spot, you heard Logan drop the axe without hesitation.

"What happened?" He shoved the tent poles away from you, "Where is it hurting?"

"It just popped out, scratched my neck, and nicked my ear." You slowly moved your hand, "It stings more than anything, but I doubt its bleeding."

The intense way he was staring at you made you weak in the knee. Most found it intimidating, but you felt like swooning. Yet, you jumped and shuddered when Logan touched the bright red marks on your skin. It still hurt a little.

"Well, that'll be a little tender for a bit." He mumbled, "But you're right, and should be just fine."

Instinct had you try to push Logan back, but he wasn't one to be so easily moved. Especially not as he kissed your cheek, reflexes had you thinking he'd try to kiss the injury.

"If it isn't one thing it's another with you huh?" He teased, "Can't even put up the tent without me."

"Oh hush!" You smacked his chest playfully, "It wasn't my fault that the tent was out for blood."

Logan couldn't help but laugh while you pouted a little. You knew he would tease you about this all night, and possibly into the morning unless something else happened.

[dmercer91]

ebug’s sister, dm91

part one / part two 

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blakefriarr_: my brother’s an ebug (and i’m his personal taxi, so i get to make these); episode 2!

feast your eyes upon pretty country boy, approximately seven seconds after full body LAUNCHING himself into the glass where i was standing and then grinning at me like a GOON

followed by (oh) captain (my captain) nico hischier looking like he’s just witnessed something absolutely diabolical occur on the ice

and following THAT we have daws (again!) getting an empty netter and thinking, hey! what would it be like if i were a puck? he promptly had that question answered for him. amen.

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jackhughes: when did this become the dawson mercer show

→ blakefriarr_: when i met dawson mercer??

jackhughes: i got no mentions in this one

→ blakefriarr_: fine. this just in!! captain nico hischier was not WITNESSING something diabolical. that was just alt cap jachary hughes skating by and creating a death cloud of axe phoenix

→ jackhughes: jachary?????????

→ blakefriarr_: that’s what you get for yelling at me in my own comment section 

username293832: honestly i think that’s just nico’s resting face at this point

username83232: is she a wag?

→ username1241212: no! she came with the emergency goaltender they keep in the crowd in case someone gets hurt. my guess is she’s just really talented at making a lasting impression 

nicohischier: there is something so wrong with you, like, fundamentally

→ blakefriarr_: yeah but in like a weirdly great, entertaining, fabulous and fascinating way, right?

→ nicohischier: i don’t want to agree with that but i also can’t lie

→ jj.friar31: @/nicohischier what have you DONE

→ blakefriarr_: @/jj.friar31 i’ve been insufferable since the admin first commented on my post don’t act like he’s confirmed anything new

→ jj.friar31: at least you can admit that you’re insufferable 

→ blakefriarr_: god it’s like i vacuumed up all of your personality and kept it for myself when we were fetuses you’re like a cold unsalted mcdonalds french fry

username49876: she’s so real for having mercer be the focus in every photo

dawson1417: i can confirm i was really wondering what it would be like to get hurdled around at lethal speeds for sixty whole minutes 

→ blakefriarr_: how was the free trial?

→ dawson1417: can’t say it was particularly enjoyable 

→ blakefriarr_: i enjoyed it 

→ dawson1417: you wound me

dawson1417: and don’t act like i didn’t make you laugh during warmups

→ blakefriarr_: goon is a good thing <3

→ dawson1417: yay :)

→ jj.friar31: 🤨🤨📸 

jj.friar31: do i need to print off the ten commandments and stick them on the fridge again?

→ blakefriarr_: that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said get back to me when you sign an elc

→ jj.friar31: would being called to get on the bench count?

→ blakefriarr_: no.

jj.friar31: on a completely unrelated note, @/dawson1417 do you see me as a teammate?

→ dawson1417: @/blakefriarr_ what do i say to this 

→ blakefriarr_: say no you gorgeous, gorgeous individual 

jesperbratt: do you have a second account for more serious posts? asking for a friend (the friend is dawson)

→ dawson1417: why’d you have to do me like that i told you nvm 😭

→ jesperbratt: and miss this golden opportunity to embarrass you?

→ blakefriarr_: dawson you can’t blame him entirely you just liked my post from may of 2021

→ dawson1417: oh shit must've been some other dawson

→ blakefriarr_: you’re verified, honey

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[swordbeliever]

Hey I heard you've been on T for awhile I've just started and know I'll start to smell soon, do you have any tips on how to keep smelling fresh cause I'm worried about stankin’

LMAOOO i love this ask…. i genuinely do have some good advice on this i think because im quite a Sweaty Fella & come from a family of similarly sweaty and stinky guys LOL

my main advice is

1) find a GOOD deodorant and consider antiperspirant if it doesn’t bother u. lots of guys use old spice and love it, personally it breaks me out so i tend to use the irish spring speedstick antiperspirant (it’s also dirt cheap) and also a spray deodorant to refresh. i’ve tried natural deodorants like native or tom’s and they really don’t do much. i personally just say stick to the cheap stuff because it usually works and smells decent!

2) GOLD BOND!!! especially if ur heavier set / particularly in the thigh and ass area. this shit SAVES me during the summer from diabolical swamp ass. i keep a travel size bottle with me at all times. slap some in ur underwear in the morning, between your thighs to prevent chafing, and really anywhere that sweats more. again u can go with the cheap shit it works the same.

3) if u do use cologne, don’t overdo it. you do NOT wanna be the guy who smells like he just sprayed a whole can of axe on himself. one spritz per shoulder, one on your lower half, and maybe a spray/walk through if you really need it. better yet, use an aftershave and put a dab on your wrist, rub your wrists together, then on your neck.

otherwise just shower often & use a good soap (i usually do an unscented soap to wash my body first then a scented one/body wash after)

[paperanddice]

Dragons are always looking for new ways to defend their lairs and territory, and an unyieldingly loyal guardian is valued above independent ones. Growing a tree with a dragon's blood and the proper rituals creates a dragonleaf tree, a mobile and powerful minion that will obey the dragon over all other beings. When possible, a dragon will create a grove of dragonleaf trees, a force of defenders it can use itself or loan out to allies to help ensure loyalty. A dragonleaf tree in the middle of a town is both a great defender, and a threat to remind them what may happen if they betray the dragon that watches over them.

A dragonleaf tree can live up to a thousand years, lasting for much of the lifespan of even a dragon. The ritual to infuse a dragonleaf tree does have a temporary cost, as the dragon must sacrifice the use of its breath weapon for a full month, a short time relative to the dragon's lifespan but still a period where it must be very careful. This limits the number of trees a dragon can produce, as it must hide its temporary weakness with each tree, ensuring that the times it is vulnerable are spread out and go unnoticed.

Inspired by the Tome of Beasts 1. This post came out a week ago on my Patreon. If you want to get access to all my monster conversions early, as well as access to my premade adventures and other material I’m working on, consider backing me there!

Pathfinder 2e

Dragonleaf Tree Creature 8 Rare, Large, Plant Perception +15; tremorsense (imprecise) 120 feet Languages languages of its creator (can't speak any language) Skills Athletics +17 Str +3, Dex +0, Con +4, Int -4, Wis +1, Cha +3 AC 23; Fort +20, Ref +10, Will +13 HP 165; Weaknesses axes 10, fire 10 Dragon Master The dragonleaf tree is created from the blood of a dragon, and follows the commands of that dragon above all others. The type of this dragon influences some of the tree's abilities. It also gains the arcane, divine, occult, or primal trait of its Dragon Master. Speed 15 feet Melee branch +17 (forceful, reach 10 feet, sweep), Damage 2d10+11 bludgeoning Ranged leaves +17 (brutal, range 60 feet), Damage 2d8+9 slashing Dragon Breath [2 actions] The dragonleaf tree issues a burst of energy from its leaves in a 60-foot line or a 30-foot cone that deals 9d6 damage to all creatures in the area (DC 26 basic save). The damage type and save are linked to the tree's Dragon Master. This ability gains the relevant traits. The dragonleaf tree can't use Dragon Breath again for 1d6 rounds. Adamantine (primal) cone of bludgeoning (Reflex) Conspirator (occult, poison) cone of poison (Fortitude) Diabolic (divine, fire) cone of fire (Reflex) Empyreal (divine, spirit) cone of spirit (Reflex) Fortune (arcane, force) cone of force (Reflex) Horned (poison, primal) cone of poison (Fortitude) Mirage (arcane, mental) cone of mental (Will) Omen (mental, occult) cone of mental (Will)

13th Age

Dragonleaf Tree 5th level blocker [large plant] Initiative: +6 Vulnerability: as its dragon master Bashing Branches +9 vs. AC – 15 damage. Natural Even Hit or Miss: The target takes a -5 penalty to disengage checks, and to AC against opportunity attacks, until the end of the dragonleaf tree’s next turn. R: Leaf Storm +9 vs. PD (one nearby enemy or a far away enemy at -2 atk) – 15 damage. C: Dragon Breath +9 vs. PD (1d4 nearby enemies in a group) – 9 damage of the same type as the breath weapon of its dragon master. Limited Use: 2/battle, but never two turns in a row. Dragon Master: The dragonleaf tree is grown from the blood of a specific dragon. It obeys the orders of that dragon above all others, and has some of the strengths and weaknesses of this dragon master. It gains any vulnerabilities of its dragon master (from younger ones, if the dragon loses its vulnerability when it gets older), and its dragon breath deals the same damage as the dragon’s breath weapon. Hardwood Resistance 12+: The dragonleaf tree gains resist damage 12+ to all damage except melee weapon damage and its vulnerability. AC 22 PD 21 MD 13 HP 70

[willtheweaver]

OC interview tag

Shoutout to @somethingclevermahogony for the tag

Up this time will be Sorrel from A Feather in the Forest unlike all the other characters, whom are interviewed during the start if the main story, this one will be from at the end of the prologue.

Are you named after anyone?

Me? I would say ‘yes’, but I don’t know if I feel right doing so, as my name is a relatively common one.

When was the last time you cried?

The last time I seriously cried was just over a year ago. I heard there was an accident on one of the game trails. Caine…his leg was crushed by a falling tree. Only way to get him out was to amputate. They got him back to the village, but between the shock and blood loss, no one thought he would last the night. Cried and prayed, hoping for a miracle. Al-Gia heard…praise be the great deity.

Do you have any kids?

One. [lowers voice]Can you keep a secret? I’m not supposed to tell anyone, but you seem trustworthy. On my last hunt, I found a newborn crow in an abandoned camp. I consulted the Thá. She allowed me to raise it, but I have to keep it secret from the rest of the village. You see, there is bad blood between us foxes and the birds of the forest. So please, don’t tell anyone. Only me, Caine, and Opal(our long ruling Thá) are supposed to know (Also, what do you think of Fen as a name? I think it’s a nice name to have).

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Oh no. I would never be sarcastic…all the time, that is.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I notice if they are from Fernstan, or another village. Being a hunter means I spend quite a considerable amount of time in the forest, and I sometimes see hunters and border guards from the other villages.

What’s your eye color?

Golden-brown.

Scary movies or happy endings?

You,re telling me that you can make pictures that talk and move? I can take scares, but I would like to also see things end on a positive note.

Where were you born?

Here in Fernstan village.

Do you have any pets?

No, I do not. On another note, is that what they are called? I know that the Thá keeps insects in the spring and summer months.

What sort of sports do you play?

Competitive archery and axe throwing.

How tall are you?

34 inches in your measurements.

What was your favorite subject in school?

You must not be from around here. Having community members who do nothing but education is a concept that is not one found in this forest.

What is your dream job?

I would like to become First Hunter.

Tagging @elizaellwrites @mk-writes-stuff @spitefulbull @revenantlore @drchenquill @corinneglass @thepeculiarbird @kaylinalexanderbooks @elizaellwrites @leahnardo-da-veggie @tildeathiwillwrite @sentfromwolves @diabolical-blue and open tag for all who want to jump in

[squaretable-sims]

Make your own UberHood with all the townies!

Yes! You!  At this stage, to my knowledge, you can only do this the lazy way when creating an Uberhood new, from scratch. It may well be possible - but IDK. The ancestors... well thats a hard job which I dont think anyone wants to tackle. Not all of these subhoods add the NPCs, but most do. Its hit and miss. But thats part of the fun I guess!

Base Game

Pleasantview This is easy, meetme already did the work for us. Thanks Komei, Goopy, I guess you were too iconic. Their Simblr Here.

Strangetown Sunrader has subhoodified Dorsal Axe’s Fixed Strangetown. Dorsal Axe’s is a dream for purists who merely wish to not borkify their games. Find Sunrader’s Website here. 

Veronaville

Once again, Sunrader comes to the rescue. They used A technique of their own invention to extract Townies and NPCs, added them to MeetMe’s template, and then converted to a subhood. Once again, their website is here.

University

Introducing ZachJohnUnlimited on MTS. While he has gone through the process of adding Townies and NPCs to MeetMe’s Bluewater Village, Riverblossom Hills and Desiderata Valley using CAS, this is their work from scratch, and includes all of the Dormies plus extra lore.  Find Sim State University, La Fiesta Tech and Academie Le Tour on their MTS Post here. 

Nightlife

Downtown Did you know all the Downtownies were made in CAS? I didn’t. Yes, that includes Joy Despret Lakshmi Byall. Find them on Meetme’s Livejournal, the place which started this all.

Open for Business, Seasons and Freetime

Bluewater Village Zach has manually recreated the townies which werent yeeted by meetme, here in Bluewater Village. Get it from MTS here.

Riverblossom Hills As above, plus a version with the RBH NPCs. Get it from MTS here.

Desiderata Valley As above again. Get it from MTS here

Apartment Life

Belladonna Cove I did the work of converting TheNeonPlumb’s CAS work myself. Get the deetz on that thread. This and Downtown are the only ones with no NPCs. Get it from my Simblr here. 

Bon Voyage

I don’t think there are clean templates. Can someone let me know if there is one? Twikkii Island and especially Takemizu Village are diabolical. Three Lakes gets a pass (a mountain pass, hahaha). Just use the ones that ship with the game, god. Unrelated, ProfesionalPartyGuest has done a good job at making Locals which are less terrible. click on the hood names earlier to find em.

Thanks to @knut-rocketman who helped me with putting this list together over discord when I was off my face on Vertigo medication (I made my game into a BFBVS several times). Jawusa’s empty hoods might also be of use.

[tacky-optic]

ok, let's talk about this guy. hold on i'm serious wait HEAR ME OUT--

to preface i hardly ever think of ^this guy^, but he and the scene that brought this on was touched on very briefly in a podcast i've been listening to lately (sideburns and cigarettes ofc), so here we are. enjoy my barely filtered take on the cardboard cutout pt 6 zeni before cardboard cutout pt 6 zeni.

extremely excited for the koike zenigata movie that hasn't even been remotely mentioned in any official capacity yet.

zenigata in ep 4 of twcfm, first half behaviors aside, goes from trying to shoot Lupin square in the chest the second he sees him to reciting fking SHAKESPEARE to him come ON. what does that MEAN. and then he tries to kill him again HELLO. wipe the hotsauce outta your eyes and take a deep breath in, man

like he fucks fujiko in a purely transactional sense sure but all of that convinced me he wants to not only fuck but marry AND kill lupin. in ONE scene.

and then that energy's just. gone. poof. there's barely enough there for it to get to the same level it does in most other lupin media. his reverse-oedipus twink son stole all of it and i'm only a little salty, i swear.

anyways i want koike zeni to go on a disgustingly complex tirade about why he needs to get rid of this peacocky little shitheel in an unnecessarily intimate manner to some random cop npc "sir this is a stakeout" style, but instead he's just "where's lupin. where's this axe guy. okay axe guy fucked off, goemon stand aside so i can arrest lupin."

listen, he's allowed to be the cool cold hardboiled cop guy, but that's hardly enough for him to compete with the rest of the koike gang. lupin's a diabolical little shit (unchanged). jigen's willing to explicitly die for lupin's schemes and that's fun to him. goemon will train until he fucking keels over. fujiko is the Baddest Bitch.

on the flipside, for the most part, you could replace zenigata with literally anyone else and it'd hardly change much.

if there's any medium to execute The Obsession to its fullest extent in, it's this. they could totally amp up the Tragicomedy in the koike stuff, but they seem to be avoiding "comedic relief" zenigata like the plague even though that is, without a doubt, a massive part of what makes zenigata Zenigata in the first place. he's the best cop but he's an absolute trainwreck of a human being. basette nailed it, actually--

they were so fucking real for this.

anyway i'm well aware that anything my half-conscious potato brain/ The Fandom can cook up will be obliquely better than anything released officially, but a fella can dream. or, y'know, maybe they'll surprise us. that'd be neat

[brynnmclean]

for the word-in-your-wip: "and"

XD *runs away*

Josie, that is diabolical, lol

Okay, this is the section in chapter 1 that has the most "and"s in it!!!!

The Goði beats him bloody, throws him down into the dirt. Thórgestr shudders and cries—crawls back to his father’s feet, his guts spilling out and steaming on the ground. His father reaches down to him from a towering height, and for a breathless moment, Thórgestr thinks he will pull him to his feet and turn a loving hand upon him. But the giant holds him fast, tears into his flesh and digs until he finds his heart, crushing it in his fist. Thórgestr’s vision twists and writhes like an animal in death-throes, and then the world glows red. He rises from death and wields sword and axe like tooth and claw, become now a revenant, a draugr of legend. He makes himself kinslayer to match Áleifr.

[Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in]

[call-sign-shark]

*Ava steps out of a pink mirror*: Trick or treat 💖

for your girls💕

While taken aback by the Pink demon and her face — which looks a bit too much to someone they know, Heaven and Tina are squealing with joy, holding their brand new axes! 🖤 Thank you so much Ava, they will leave pink lollipop and lingerie for the diabolical damsel!