#the devil’s son-in-law

[eclecticpjf]

Now watching:

[introspectivememories]

buggy, dreamily sighing: did you see marco today?

shanks, warily: yeah? why? we see him like every other month?

buggy, immediately gushing: wasn't he soo cool? like the way he transforms and those muscles! didja see his muscles, shanks? he could probably pick me up with one hand....

shanks who has just realized that he never wants buggy looking at another man who isn't him: .....yes... cool

[its-alldownhillfromhere]

Idea: new eye catcher style moments but it’s all of the Strawhats interacting with their bounties

Luffy: *jumping up and down and waving his bounty around*

Zoro: *slices his bounty in half and keeps walking*

Nami: *taking a cute selfie with her bounty*

Usopp: *taping his bounty over his face like a mask*

Sanji: *ugly crying because he finally has a bounty with a good picture*

Vivi: *lovingly folds the Strawhats’ bounties and keeps them in her desk*


Chopper: *glaring at his bounty cause he deserves better*

Robin: *uses her bounty as a bookmark and takes notes on the back*

Franky: *eats his bounty as fuel*

Brook: *autographs his bounty and hands it out to people*

Jinbei: *proudly displays his bounty above his bunk*

BONUS

Someone: Are you really a doctor? What are your credentials?

Law: *folds his bounty and hands it out as a business card*

[svampira]

[hauntingblue]

Can't believe I spent so much time thinking kiku and kinemon were dead... they really got me there...

[birdb1tch]

so i got to thinking and dante and vergil (and nero but this is mostly about the twins) have to have other family besides eva and sparda?? like obviously eva has parents (and sparda probably just spawned idk man) because shes alive, but theres nothing that implies by the time she and sparda were together that they had passed on (to my knowledge)

anyway all this to say, imagine your daughter gets with this kinda mysterious guy, has children, he disappears to who knows where, and one day her house catches on fire and theres just no trace of your daughter or grandkids. i mean eva was probably still in the house and if not her body didnt just up and disappear, but both kids?? not a single clue as to what happened to them

[forkaround]

To Parallel The Devil Judge and Laws of Attraction for a moment (coz when am I not thinking of TDJ?): Minister Cha's son and Thantai are the same person. Abusive Childhood and explosive tempers. But where TDJ wins and LOA loses for me is TDJ never tries to excuse Cha's son with 'had a bad/tragic/abusive childhood'. They don't show him mercy because having a bad childhood is not an excuse to be a shitty person. On the other hand LoA doesn't do the same for Thantai. Does it explain Thantai's behavior? Yes. Does it excuse it? No.

[darkpoisonouslove]

I was right that she can't plan for shit. That backfired so spectacularly I'm surprised the rest of the household didn't come to watch the show.

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H E D

(Over December 20-21 2023)

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

I will never understand women.

If his dick is small and he is bad in bed don't fucking marry him so you can let some smooth Romeo put a few buns in your oven so the guy you married can raise half of them.

What the actual fuck have you done to him

On the other hand it beats seeing the busted looking stepmother all over the place.

Son in and out daughter son in law

(No dad I am not calling your dick small, but you sure did like fucking pussy that never had a big one I am sure)

If you do read this, it will be your one and only that comes for you in the end, sir.

Modulate That on 105.9

Odd that the Devil's son in law would produce the Devil's own creator Don't you think CEC

Signed,

Janus Landing

PS I'm Chrazy

[melvingaines]

Bible Study - August 9, 2023

1 John 2:28 – 3:10

[penkura]

OP Men Holding Their Firstborn for the First Time

Note: This is in relation to my post of headcanons for these five men and their children. I just started thinking of which ones of them will cry, who will freak out over holding a tiny baby, who may reject the thought at first. And it came to this lol. I think the next one in this series will be names for the kids or babies taking their first steps! The baby fever is strong help. For now, please enjoy these men being soft about their offspring!

Ace almost has a heart attack when you try to pass your daughter to him, he swears he felt his heart jump into his throat when you ask if he wants to hold her, saying no that he's fine for now, but you insist he should. He doesn't do so for several hours, instead watching you with her as he works up the courage to have her in his arms.

What if my powers activate and I burn her? What if she cries and kicks? Oh lord, what I drop her??

"Ace, please. You need to hold her."

The look on your face, like you're begging him to hold her, finally makes Ace agree, sitting on the edge of your hospital bed to take your hours old daughter from you. You remind him to be careful of her head, make sure to support her, and smile when you finally get to see the two loves of your life together at last.

She doesn't fuss or cry or kick, instead staying fast asleep and seeming like she's snuggling into the warmth Ace radiates thanks to his Devil Fruit powers. He's just amazed by her, her tiny little nose and the beautiful, dark eyelashes that brush her chubby little cheeks. She's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen after you of course.

Ace fights not to cry but can't help the few tears that sneak out, wiping them away on his sleeve quickly, the one time he wears a shirt and it's the day you give birth to the newest love of his life.

Gosh, he always knew you were amazing. Now you've given him a family of his own, how could he ever repay you?

"Thank you for her...she's so perfect."

Ace can't seem to tear his eyes away from your daughter's little face, and that's okay with you. She's his baby too, he needs to have some time with her.

"What do you think we should name her, Ace?"

Oh. Oh crap, she does need a name huh?

~~

Law doesn't even have a chance to think about it, he's holding your son immediately after birth since he was the one to help you deliver obviously. Once your baby boy is wrapped in a towel Law hands him right to you before checking to make sure you're doing all right. Your vitals are all normal and stable, he's relived that you're both fine, while he watches you talk to your crying newborn.

You tell him that it doesn't count that he held your son right away since he's your and the boy's doctor, eventually getting Law to sit down and actually hold him as his father instead. Your son kept fussing and crying until Law finally got to hold him, the newborn quieting after a few moments but keeping his eyes shut tight and his little hands in fists as he kept whining.

Once he finally opens his eyes to stare up at Law, it's probably the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life apart from Bepo.

Especially once you catch sight of a few tears in Law’s eyes, making you smile softly as you lean back to just watch them. He's quick to rub at his eyes and make them stop, but the few sniffles you hear every bit tell you he's trying to stop himself from looking like a bigger baby than your literal baby he's holding.

He's never actually held a baby so tiny, not since Lammy was born. And to know this is his son, it's crazy to think about while he watches your baby boy start to fall asleep.

He really does wish his parents, sister, and Cora-san were there. They'd all love to meet your son, and you know he's thinking that, but you hope realizes that all the Heart Pirates are going to love your little boy just as much as his family would have.

And that eases the sting a bit, especially when they all do get to meet your son, and not a single one of them is without tears, beyond happy for you and their beloved captain.

~~

Penguin almost begs to hold your daughter once she's born and you're both stable. Law tries to push him away while he takes your daughter's vitals and measurements, asking how on earth you dealt with Penguin being so clingy the last nine months, which just makes you laugh.

"Go sit with your wife, damn it, I'll bring her over in a minute."

"But, captain--"

"Penguin, just come over here for now."

Penguin sits beside your bed and pouts until Law finally brings your daughter over, about to hand her to you before you direct him to your husband. Both ask if you're absolutely sure you want Penguin to hold her first, until you confirm it, and Law hands your daughter to her father, showing him the right away to hold her, before he leaves the three of you alone for a few minutes.

Penguin is absolutely enthralled with her. She's still fussy from being born, stretching out her little arms and legs, making cute little sounds, and he just can't believe she's finally here. He feels like you two waited an eternity for her to be born, now she has been! She's so small, she fits perfectly in his arms and it makes him want to cry so much.

"She's so tiny."

"And she looks just like you, Peng."

~~

Due to you having twins, you hold your son while Sanji holds your daughter, blubbering like the baby girl was because he's just so happy to have these babies with you. It makes you want to laugh hearing him cry, watching him kiss your daughter's forehead to try and calm her down while he dotes on her and you give your son attention.

"You're an angel, a perfect little gift from heaven!"

When you finally swap which baby you're each holding, Sanji still cries, happy to have a son too! He never really thought you'd have twins, or that they'd be fraternal on top of it! Both are so precious to him, you're precious to him, this little family you've now built together.

Your daughter has his hair, but your son looks just like you to Sanji. He kisses your son's forehead before looking at you and your newborn daughter, still unable to believe this is going to be his life from now on. You, and him, and your two tiny blessings.

"I love you so, so much."

He can't wait to call Zeff and let him know the good news.

~~

Zoro has no worries or qualms or tears when holding your son for the first time. Actually, it doesn't hit him for a few hours that he has a child now.

Your son is so quiet most of his first day outside the womb, sleeping and eating, only fussing when he needs something, but you're able to calm him down quickly. The way you're able to do that when this is your first baby impresses Zoro more than anything today.

It's only once you're asleep and he's holding your son again that it really gets to him. There's another person depending on him now, this one being his own flesh and blood, his newborn son that already looks just like him. His hands are so tiny, he's not even able to fully get his little fingers around one of Zoro's fingers.

Chopper made sure you both were left alone for the day, Zoro taking a bed next to yours and laying back with your son on his chest that night. That's when he realized just how small your baby is. His hand covered the newborn's back completely, his tiny hand fisting Zoro's shirt as he slept, small coos and whines coming from him every now and then. Zoro looks at you for a moment, before back to your son with a smile.

Your son may not have been planned, but Zoro's more than accepting of how his life is turning out.

~~

Note 2: I am absolutely willing to elaborate on these men and their children. If anyone wants to see something specific, just send me a message! I'll be posting more of my own thoughts too!

[harunayuuka2060]

Devils of Hades, Tartaros, and Gehenna: *are glaring at each other*

Bimet: This is absurd. The descendant of Solomon is the Queen of Tartaros. They can’t have another child from Gehenna or Hades.

Eligos: Excuse me, Bimet. Do we have that kind of law?

Bimet: Yes!

Eligos: Okay.

Foras: I strongly disagree with you. The descendant of Solomon is the Queen of Hades. After all, how else could such an adorable princess exist?

Barbatos: It's clear that Princess Vesper takes after the descendant of Solomon!

Sitri: Doesn't she look like His Majesty Leviathan more?

Glasyalabolas: What about your Prince Zarif, Sitri? I don’t see any resemblance to Solomon’s descendant in him.

Sitri: *frowns* Can you say that again?

Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: ...

Avaris, Zarif, and Vesper: *quietly observing the situation*

Satan: MC is mine.

Mammon: No. I won't be giving master to you, Satan.

Satan: Haaaaahhhh???

Leviathan: Given that we have a daughter, it’s only right that they stay with me.

Zarif: Can we stop this now?

Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: *turns their head at him*

Zarif: Mom isn’t a queen of any country in hell. You might be surprised to learn that, besides us, there are four other children they have with each king who isn’t here at the moment.

MC: ...

MC: Huh?

Zarif: *looks at MC* So Mom, don't be bothered by these stupid men.

Satan: Haha, yes! Listen to my son!

Zarif: You're included.

Satan: Huh?!

Mammon: Looks like your son dislikes you.

Vesper: We children don't like our fathers. *said that while smiling*

Leviathan: ...

Avaris: Oh, but I have a good relationship with Father.

Avaris: But I sometimes hate him for monopolizing Mother.

MC: ...

MC: So... You all traveled here to spite them?

Vesper: No, no! We came here to see Mama!

Zarif: Mom, your birthday is coming soon and we want to celebrate it with you.

Avaris: We'll give you the best birthday ever.

MC: Oh... *smiles* Thank you.

Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: *sensed that something's going on*

[tootiecakes234]

Eijirou Kirishima “is the type of boyfriend” that:

Always greets you with a hug and a kiss.

Laughs at your jokes… even the ones you both know aren’t funny.

On that same note, will eat anything you put in front of him and absolutely LOVE it , even if it’s not great, because you took the time to make it for him.

Never lets you carry anything. He’s too strong and you’re too precious for that.

Will cancel on his friends sometimes just to spend the night in with you and having spa time. Giving each other pedicures, face treatments, and massages.

Leaves voice notes while out on patrols telling you how much he loves you and sending random pictures of himself or his friend or the view.

Is a terrible dancer but dances with you in public anyway because fuck his pride, he loves you.

Offers you piggy back rides when you wear shoes that hurt your feet.

Likes to go on adventurous dates, like amusement parks, hiking, and cycling through the city.

Is so super sweet, but will turn into the devil himself if anyone crosses you. (Kiri goes from 0 to 100)

Calls you pet names like baby, babe, sweetheart, angel but also calls you bud, dude, bestie.

Drops everything when you are upset. Will love on you and tell you all the amazing things he loves about you until you’re feeling better

Swiftly becomes your parents long awaited “son in law”. He will randomly tell you he took your mom her favorite snack or went over and fixed something at their house.

Likes to receive love through physical touch And quality time but gives love through words of affirmations and physical touch.

Is such a a golden retriever boyfriend and would do anything for you.

*he’s such a cutie pie💕

Eijirou Kirishima Masterlist

“Is the type of boyfriend that” Series

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[haveihitanerve]

Dick Grayson is Bruce Wayne’s ward and Robin is Batmans son, there is no argument from either party. They get no say. Its just how it is. JL members have also dubbed him as Batmans feral gremlin demon thing and Batman the Devil himself who crafted Robin using his own soul. Robin cackled madly after hearing that. Batman laughed and the JL is extremely concerned and afraid now. Nightwing is Batman’s son and partner and he is Bruce Wayne’s most common rescuer, even though his main territory is in Blud. 

Jason Todd is Bruce Wayne's son and Robin is Batmans son, and both very much adore this title and treasure it. Red Hood is not Batman’s son, but he is Bruce Wayne’s. 

Tim Drake is Bruce Wayne’s emotional support child and child. Not son, his child. Robin is Batmans loyal partner and Batman is his father figure and mentor. Red Robin is Batman’s son. Drake has been disowned from the family and does not exist. 

Stephanie Brown is not Bruce Wayne’s child. She steals his food and his money and his children on occasion but she does not really belong to him. Try telling him that though and you've got another thing coming. Robin is Batman’s greatest  annoyance and she wears that as a fucking badge of honor. Batgirl is actually Batman's nemesis but not in like a Joker kind of way, more in a 'she steals things from his utility belt just before he tries to pull it out or drops encouraging notes on his patrol and also hacks his comms to play the same song over and over again' kind of way. Batman has been heard screaming her name like a curse on many occassions. Spoiler is Batman’s even greater annoyance and on occasion she allows herself to be his daughter. Batman does not get to decide these terms. 

Barbara Gordon is not Bruce Wayne’s daughter. He is her weird uncle who she also considers her mother and her step father who she also sees as her protector on the rare occasion she actually needs it but for the most part hes just the divorced father who shows up at her house sometimes asking for visiting rights. (sometimes she says yes) Batgirl is Batman’s loyal partner and confident and technically his daughter in law but she doesn't like that descriptor, but he is her mentor. Oracle is Batman’s stalker and ass kicker if he doesn't take care of himself. 

Cassandra Cain is Bruce Wayne's daughter through thick and thin and neither of them really get a say. Batgirl is Batman’s daughter and no one dares argue it. Orphan too. And Black Bat.

Damian Wayne is Bruce Wayne’s undisputed son, and Robin is Batman’s undisputed son as well (though heir is another matter.)

Duke Thomas is Bruce Wayne’s legally guarded(bruce is his legal guardian). The Signal doesn't associate with the Batman at all, but some consider him Batman’s mentee, and many would even argue Batman is very serious in his mentor/father figure role, seen on many occasions forcing a granola bar or hug onto the younger

All in all, every single child, adopted or not, it is very clear to every outsider, that they forced themselves into Bruce Wayne and Batman’s life and routine and while both males are vastly different, they clearly share the utter confusion about being parents, and whether they even are or not, because they don't get a say.

[wizardpink]

I forgot about that omg.

You know considering IWTV is the father-husband, daughter-sister, making out with your mom-fledgling show, we're really overlooking the possibility of Armand sleeping with one and / or both of Daniel's estranged daughters.