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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 1 year

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I will never understand women.

If his dick is small and he is bad in bed don't fucking marry him so you can let some smooth Romeo put a few buns in your oven so the guy you married can raise half of them.

What the actual fuck have you done to him

On the other hand it beats seeing the busted looking stepmother all over the place.

Son in and out daughter son in law

(No dad I am not calling your dick small, but you sure did like fucking pussy that never had a big one I am sure)

If you do read this, it will be your one and only that comes for you in the end, sir.

Modulate That on 105.9

Odd that the Devil's son in law would produce the Devil's own creator Don't you think CEC

Signed,

Janus Landing

PS I'm Chrazy

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