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Devils of Hades, Tartaros, and Gehenna: *are glaring at each other*
Bimet: This is absurd. The descendant of Solomon is the Queen of Tartaros. They can’t have another child from Gehenna or Hades.
Eligos: Excuse me, Bimet. Do we have that kind of law?
Bimet: Yes!
Eligos: Okay.
Foras: I strongly disagree with you. The descendant of Solomon is the Queen of Hades. After all, how else could such an adorable princess exist?
Barbatos: It's clear that Princess Vesper takes after the descendant of Solomon!
Sitri: Doesn't she look like His Majesty Leviathan more?
Glasyalabolas: What about your Prince Zarif, Sitri? I don’t see any resemblance to Solomon’s descendant in him.
Sitri: *frowns* Can you say that again?
Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: ...
Avaris, Zarif, and Vesper: *quietly observing the situation*
Satan: MC is mine.
Mammon: No. I won't be giving master to you, Satan.
Satan: Haaaaahhhh???
Leviathan: Given that we have a daughter, it’s only right that they stay with me.
Zarif: Can we stop this now?
Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: *turns their head at him*
Zarif: Mom isn’t a queen of any country in hell. You might be surprised to learn that, besides us, there are four other children they have with each king who isn’t here at the moment.
MC: ...
MC: Huh?
Zarif: *looks at MC* So Mom, don't be bothered by these stupid men.
Satan: Haha, yes! Listen to my son!
Zarif: You're included.
Satan: Huh?!
Mammon: Looks like your son dislikes you.
Vesper: We children don't like our fathers. *said that while smiling*
Leviathan: ...
Avaris: Oh, but I have a good relationship with Father.
Avaris: But I sometimes hate him for monopolizing Mother.
MC: ...
MC: So... You all traveled here to spite them?
Vesper: No, no! We came here to see Mama!
Zarif: Mom, your birthday is coming soon and we want to celebrate it with you.
Avaris: We'll give you the best birthday ever.
MC: Oh... *smiles* Thank you.
Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan: *sensed that something's going on*
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Leviathan: ...
Foras, Barbatos, and Glasyalabolas: ...
Vesper: *an extremely adorable kid who claimed herself to be the daughter of Leviathan and MC*
Glasyalabolas: Should we trust this child?
Barbatos: But she does resemble the beauty of His Majesty Leviathan!
Foras: *nods in agreement*
Leviathan: This might be a deception devised by angels. We must remain vigilan—
MC: *has finally arrived* Hm? What's going on here?
Leviathan: Descendant of Solomon—
Vesper: *runs to welcome them* Mama!
MC: Eh?
Vesper: Mama! Vesper here!
MC: H-Hi, Vesper... Wow, are you related to Levi? I can clearly see the resemblance.
Vesper: *pouts* No, no! I look like you more, Mama!
MC: ...
MC: *chuckles* Definitely not. I wasn't as cute as you when I was a kid.
Vesper: *shakes her head* No! Mama is very pretty just like Vesper! *beams*
MC: Eh... *picks her up then looks at Leviathan*
MC: Why is this adorable girl calling me 'mother'?
*In Tartaros*
Mammon, Bimet, Valefor, and Eligos: ...
Avaris: *who's almost identical to Mammon when it comes to appearance; is roughly ten years old*
Avaris: *sad face* Mother is not here.
Avaris: I should've gone to Gehenna first.
Mammon: Who are you? I've never seen you in Tartaros before.
Avaris: Huh? You can't recognize your own son? This is disappointing.
Bimet: His Majesty Mammon has no son.
Avaris: Not now, but in the future. *smiles proudly*
Avaris: I am Avaris, the sole prince of Tartaros, son of the King of Greed and the descendant of Solomon.
Eligos: Eh?!
Bimet: It can't be— wait. Are you saying the descendant of Solomon has become our Queen? *blushes excitedly*
Valefor: *chuckles* Why am I not a bit surprised?
Avaris: I would like to tell you more, but I must see mother now. They're the reason why I travelled here after all.
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Vesper: Mamaa~.
MC: *wants to sleep for a little longer*
Vesper: Mamaa~. Vesper wakes you up. *kisses their cheek*
MC: *chuckles because of her cuteness*
MC: Good morning, Vesper.
Vesper: *beams cutely* Good morning, Mama!
Zarif and Avaris: *burst into the room, only to immediately show disappointed faces when they saw that Vesper had arrived first*
Zarif: Vesper, you promised that we would wake them up together.
Avaris: As a princess of Hades, it is unbecoming of you to break a promise.
Vesper: I didn't break a promise.
Zarif: Yes, you did!
Vesper: No, I didn't. Mama taught Vesper that if I crossed my fingers behind my back, then the promise didn't happen. *proud smile*
MC: ...
Leviathan: So you are a bad influence on our daughter.
MC: I called that as being street smart.
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: Anyway, what do you think?
MC: *having been told they might die in the future* Well, I have seven wonderful children and I've met three of them already, so I think it's okay.
Leviathan: You don't understand the severity of the situation, do you?
MC: Hm?
Leviathan: If that's the only issue here, why would they bother to visit you in this timeline?
MC: To spend time with me?
Leviathan: *unamused* You're an idiot.
MC: And you made a child with this idiot.
Leviathan: ...
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