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Everyone on Twitter playfully dragging Aventurine for his crop top and track pants fit, and while I agree that this is hilarious and should be meme'd into oblivion, I also can't help but think that the Aventurine fandom as a whole should definitely embrace turning "He's kind of tacky, wouldn't know a subtle outfit unless it was picked by Jade, and wears bizarrely out-of-touch fits on his days off just because he personally thinks they look cool" into an endearing fanon character trait.
Because like, canonically? It makes perfect sense.
As a child, his family didn't have the luxury of giving him a wide variety of clothes in different styles or fabrics. He wore what he could get. Then, we're only ever shown adult Kakavasha wearing rags until joining the IPC.
We know from his character stories that he was kept extremely out of the loop on world news and mainstream media as a slave and literally wouldn't know anything about clothing other than seeing it on other people.
From the time he was a child, wearing whatever his family could pull together, to the time he became an adult prisoner wearing literal scraps, there was never a need or even reasonable opportunity for him to learn about fashion or the social pressures of "dressing to fit in."
The first thing he's told to do as a member of the Stonehearts is "Go pick out new clothes," and the next time we see him, he's wearing the most peacock-esque outfit possible. When Jade told him to pick out his clothes, he literally went in completely blind with no lessons on how to appropriately dress for any adult occasion at all.
While I do think that one of the first things Aventurine would have done as a new Stoneheart is research how to establish a certain "character" for himself and how to dress to give a specific impression, I also think that Aventurine would delight in finally, finally having the power to present himself exactly as he chooses--and that would likely be very strongly informed by an entire child- and young-adulthood growing up without a single social pressure to "dress normal."
Given that he never had someone to teach him how to dress in any modern intergalactic style in his formative years, I think that it makes perfect sense for his "fashion" sense to be extremely unique to him, with little outside influence except for being strongly based on what he knows best: the luxuries the Avgin people could gather from the deserts of Sigonia-IV.
Ratio accuses him of being "flashy," but Aventurine likely loads up all his personally-picked outfits with turquoise jewels, fur trim, and gold metal accents because that's what he grew up perceiving as status symbols and signs of prosperity. Of course he's flashy! Why would he not want to wear furs and jewels now that he has them?! What do you mean wearing six gold bangles is overkill with a t-shirt? No such thing as overkill, come on!
Topaz dropping the Star Rail equivalent of "You look like what would happen if Fashion Week was themed on the yakuza and the Roaring 20s at the exact same time" every other month.
"Well, I think it looks great!"
tl;dr: Aventurine can definitely do his research and blend his outfits into any scenario if needed, but when left to his own devices, he absolutely wears the most over-the-top and/or bizarrely unmodern and "I couldn't care less what is currently trending" fits because no one ever taught him fashion sense when he was growing up, he's finally got the autonomy to dress himself in whatever he thinks looks best, and he's still a little bit drunk on the opportunity to bath in the natural luxuries he longed for but could never have as a child.
Just sayin'.
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#topaz hsr#honkai star rail headcanon#aventurine headcanons#I see all the “Aventurine is exceedingly stylish at all times” headcanons#and they're fair for sure#but please consider#the dead opposite#dude gets away with wearing the flashiest and tackiest fits possible at work#because being eccentric is part of the Stonehearts' job description#but if you meet him on the streets on a Sunday#you would definitely be doing a double-take#people have tried to tell him that fur stoles don't go with tank tops#but it makes Aventurine happy#so the haters can buzz right off
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Coming back for the first time in ages to drop some afterlife angst
--> AKA Leo dies right after they fish him out of the prison dimension due to medical complications (EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY WAS BROKEN) and the rest of the family gets to grow up without him <333 Mikey dies at 36 after an incident with his mystic powers. He can't believe how small his big bro used to be.
#someone help me find that one fanfic#the idea behind all of this was: what if they all died in the opposite order of the bad timeline?#angst#I don't know where I got this f!Mikey design but I THINK it was from here#HELP ME FIND THAT ARTIST TOO#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#krill_enjoyer#my art#afterlife#white lillies because waahhhh#they're still mourning#at least he gets to be with dad#artists on tumblr#rottmnt leo#rise leo#art#artwork#comic#rise mikey#rottmnt mikey#michelangelo#leonardo#rottmnt future mikey#dead leo#rottmnt leo dies#rottmnt good timeline#good timeline but Leo still dies L#Leo dies au#rottmnt angst
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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fav part of gideon the ninth is for the first pre-canaan house chunk of the book, she's all "ugh I'm so normal surrounded by all these weirdo goth freaks when I blow this popsicle stand everyone will see how cool and normal and charming I am" and then she gets to canaan house and realizes that while she might have been a normie jock in the ninth house she is not exempt from being a goth weirdo who hides important doors behind tapestries and sneaks around in the dark so she doesn't have to talk to people. like we talk about her being a jock forced to be goth but nature v nurture babey she's not shedding that bone freak skin anytime soon
#gideon the ninth#and she realizes this its really funny#every time she does some ninth house shit shes like damn this is some ninth house shit :/#and then she does it anyway#i actually think its a cool piece of character work: gideon goes from seeing herself outside of/in opposition to the ninth house#in the beginning of the book#to feeling a part of/a soldier for the ninth house (and harrow specifically who gideon sees as the epitome of the ninth)#even during her brief backslide where she goes and talks shit with the eighth she can't really separate herself the way she could before#and when the chips are down and isaac and jeannemary are dead she wants two things: her longsword (a relic of aiglamene's training)#and harrow#so#yeah shes a jock but shes a goth weirdo freak jock#and shes a jock of the ninth#shut up anna
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🏳️🌈Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🏳️🌈
#queer#solar opposites#x men 97#symbrock#ofmd#catradora#lumity#barnlogs#grimepop#dead end paranormal park#jeoff#blackbonnet#tervo#morpherine#Garycato#godzilla x kong: the new empire#kongzilla#the ghost and molly mcgee#disney's the owl house#final space#amphibia#ok ko: let's be heroes!#Voxman#lgbt pride#pride month#lgbtq#venom#she ra and the princesses of power
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thinking about death being kinder to Jeremiah than life ever was, but life has Bubba. life gave him Bubba.
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#all found on pinterest#web weaving#on saving someone or doing the opposite#on coming back from the dead#on loss#poem quote#poem#ada limón#shootimpro#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimprov#inside the mysterious cube sfth#inside the mysterious cube#bubba sfth#bubbamiah#sfth bubba#sfth jeremiah#jeremiah sfth#i hope this makes sense
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— 𝓕𝓔𝓑𝓡𝓤𝓐𝓡𝓨
Soft murmurings of gossip rises within the Van Der Linde gang about the close relationship of the enforcer and the ex-noble.
𝓑𝓔𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓒𝓔𝓔𝓓 : age gap . fem ! reader . afab ! reader . hyper feminine ! reader . reader is mentioned to be physically smaller than chars mentioned in story . reader is in early 20’s . arthur is in late 20’s - early 30’s . crybbie reader snifle . traditional gender stereotypes heavily mentioned . tis short chapter ^_____^
The sun casts is warm rays across the expanse of the campsite, shrouding the trees in a soft glow. The soft murmurs of the people amongst the camp blends with the rustling of leaves and a gentle breeze carries the scent of a strange concoction of multiple animal meat and vegetables boiled down into a stew.
It’s been a week since you’ve stayed with the Van Der Linde gang.
You heave a bucket load of laundry onto the curve of your hip before sauntering to the place with a thick line roped around two trees which conveniently is placed where sun shines the most. The luxury you experienced back in ‘Denis was something you wish you never missed but the ultimate reality comes to clunk you gently on the head. Never hardly, because you couldn’t ever do harsh. The epitome of softness, you are.
Your feet ache from the weeks load of walking and helping with chores but alas, you could not just sit down and sniffle about your incident involving the man who lead the carriage to Chicago. You ponder at the thought if your father was still waiting for you, almost bouncing on his feet once he tells the boy he found as a partner for you to get on his knee and serve that dainty little ring on your left hand.
You tighten your grip on the wet fabric your hands enclosed on before spreading out the clothing on the line and clipped the ends with it with two half-broken pegs.
You’d rather be cooped up in a gang filled with outlaws than be married off to a man who could not even wash himself properly. You remember begging Dutch a day ago or so on your knees, dirtying your sweet little dress in the process, hands clasped together tightly as you cried out for him to let you stay.
He had a soft spot for pretty girls, and an even more softer spot for girls who keened at him like a needy puppy.
His warm hand combs through your hair as you sniffled upon his lap, beady eyes coming to stare at him through glossy tears. Your long lashes fluttered at the slight irritation, and the leader of the gang watches those fat globes of tears run down your cherub-like cheek.
From then on, you’ve received the embarrassingly sweet title of ‘Princess’. Suited for you. A pretty noble. Spoiled.
You knew life which held privilege unlike most of the camp members here. You pitied the people who told stories about their experiences of living around the campfire, noting yourself to bring a handkerchief for the next campfire session. A sense of envy was evident around the girls you slept next to, understandably so. However, they loved you like a sister, teasingly taunting you with your sweetest nickname as you giggle shyly at their prodding.
You shake your head lightly, lower lip lightly poking out at your distracting thoughts before finishing up with the laundry.
A soft crunch of leaves under a pair of boots, matched with a soft jingle of spurs to pair up with the evident way the loyal enforcer of the gang creeps up to you with a lazy stance. Your smile is light as you turn yourself to face him.
“Hey, princess.” Him too? Thats… Great.
Your cheeks feel warm at that silly title, “Good morning, Arthur.”
He takes the empty basket from you and you feel your heart soften just a bit at his kind gesture. Each time you look at him, you feel a slight spark between you both.
“Grimshaw been keepin’ you busy?” He looks at the long line of clothes, before that slightly boyish grin etches on his mature face.
You sigh, fiddling with your delicate cuffs, “Undeniably so. The soles of my feet ache from the amount of chores I do.” Now you understand why the maids from your manor would lightly stretch their legs before working around the interior.
He looks at you with concern, “Y’alright? Y’need anythin’?”
You shake your head politely, walking beside him slowly. “No, but thank you for your service.”
He looks down at your petite figure. You barely reached his shoulder, “Hm. If y’need anythin’, just call f’ me.” A hand comes to gently guide the small part of your back to avoid any sticks or sharp edges on the forest grounds.
“I.. I appreciate your kindness a lot.”
And he looks at you again. A shy smile.
“Any time.”
You walk with him across camp to place the basket with the other woven stacked baskets. Then, he turns towards you with a sheepish expression.
“‘M uh, ‘m gonna be ridin’ with the guys in a few minutes. I’ll be goin’ to town..” He clears his throat, “Anythin’ you want me to get f’ you?” His eyes dart to the simple little necklace you wore. He looks at your face again quickly.
You feel your cheeks becoming warm again, before shyly looking around, “Oh! Um.. I-.. Please, don’t waste your money on me.”
“It ain’t wastin’ if its ‘bout you.” He states.
“Are you sure?”
“Mhm.”
You ponder. Perhaps a proper needle and thread to sow that stubborn little hole which keeps falling apart no matter the needle you used. It’s that damn thread you have to work with, which is probably older than Hosea himself.
“If you could just buy a small amount of thread for me, that would be lovely. If you can’t find any, I don’t mind at all.”
“Right got it. Jus’ some thread? Don—”
The bellowing voice of that lanky late teen whom you remembered his name was John comes huffing out. Wheat between his mouth, and a furrowed look on his scruffy long face, “Arthur! Stop talkin’ to your girlfriend ‘n come on! We’re all waitin’ for you.”
“Pipe down, Marston. Gimme a sec,” Arthur grumbles lowly, before his hands come to hold onto his heavy belt around his waist. You almost hiss at the sound of that new title coming out of his mouth, feeling your insides burning up from fluster.
“A-Alright. I’ll see you then?” He asks, almost shyly.
You wave at him as he backs up to leave, “Bye, please travel safely.”
He nods his head before sauntering off. You watch him saddle up on that beautiful mare of his that he proudly called Boadicea and rode off with the rest of the men to rob.. Or something. You’re not really sure what they do, turning a blind eye and kept on with the chores among the campsite.
A slight nudge is felt by your side, you yelped at the sudden appearances of the other girls when you turned your head around. Karen stands beside you with a slight smirk.
“What in the world was that?” Tilly pipes up, looking at you with a smile adorning her delicate features.
You look around and peer at a tree, glancing at the ground to see multiple footprints. With that in mind, you realised the three girls were all stalking you and Arthur’s conversation.
Stammering, you pat your hands down your dress and cross your arms in front of your chest, swaying side to side and looking away to avoid eye contact with any of them. They giggle at the fact that your cheeks turn into a darker colour, “I— What do you mean?”
“Bye, please travel safely~” Karen mimics you, her pitch much higher than before with a slight drawl of poshness added to it to make you even more flustered.
“Thats not funny!” You hiss at them, before they all erupt with laughter you’ve never been acquainted to. Warm, sweet, and most importantly..
Comforting.
Your nimble hands fiddle with the ends of your frilled-tipped dress. A week since you’ve been gone from home, and won’t return until then. A week. You’ve used up all of your delicate fabrics, picky about wearing the same clothing everyday. They may call you prissy and overly prim for it, but you would quite literally rather die than be cooped up in clothes which stick to your skin from sweat and body odour from not showering nor changing.
Thus, the frequent fussing of your laundry. You’ve ought to buy another dress or so with the pocket money you stored in one of the thin pockets of your dress. Until then, you’ll have to deal with the feeling of your palms becoming more wrinkly from the many times you’ve dipped it in water.
Your thoughts are disrupted when Marybeth sits quite close to you, a shy demeanour etched within her figure. Sheepish, almost.
“Hi, princess.” She greets you with a light smile.
You smile back, feeling comfortable around the woman. She shared similar thoughts with you upon any topic you sigh about, and the same adoration for romance novels.
“Hello, Marybeth. Can I help you with anything?” You greet back, delicate hands placed on your lap.
She lightens up immediately, softly stumbling on her words, “Oh! R-right, I was just wonderin’.. well.. er,”
“—Lemme start from the beginning.” She searches for something behind her, which was stored with the other girls stuff. She grabs a book, flipping to a few pages before showing you an illustrated picture of what seemed to be the main character in the novel she held onto.
“‘S called.. Lorna Doone by RD Blackmore! A story between two star-crossed lovers.. That woman,” She points to the picture with her thin finger, “Shes the love interest of this man here,” She flips to a page of the illustration of the man.
“The man’s father was a farmer who got murdered by this clan called the Doones. Actually, if I recall.. The Doones were actually nobles but turned to outlaws. ‘N guess what? He falls in love with her, who turns out to be in this clan!” She explains with excitement, holding the novel close to her chest with a dreamy sigh.
You flutter your precious lashes a few times, before giggling lightly at her enthusiasm, unconsciously telling her to keep going with her ramblings with a light nod.
She then adds, “Right, look.. I know this is a bit silly of me to ask but..” She shyly looks at you with an upturned smile, “Could y’ maybe.. put a bit of makeup on my face? Y’know, to match with her looks?” She gestures to the illustration of Lorna drawn onto the page.
“I reaaaally admire her, ‘n’.. You get the jist right?”
You light up. Of course, shes seen you put a light bit of makeup on your face sometimes just to feel a bit prettier and pass time. In fact, you were wearing a little bit right now!
“Hmm..” You look at the picture, before glancing back at her.
“I can do that.”
“Oh!” She cheers, pulling you into a tight hug, “Thank you, princess. You’re the best!”
You giggle again at her soft squeals, before hugging the girl back with the same intensity. You saunter away for a bit to grab your small pouch of makeup products. Once you come back, you perch yourself on your knees in front of her form and politely asks her to close her eyes.
She does so immediately, watching her lashes flutter down and meet her cheeks.
You grab your small tin of home-made cream, screwing the lid off and using your finger nail to whip a dollop and gently place it on her freckle-kissed skin with a sweet hum. Your fingers rub into her face until the cream disappears and forms a very thin barrier of blurring any pores on her face.
You peer at the illustration again for a bit. It wasn’t difficult to replicate. Lorna’s lips were so prettily placed with a red stained lipstick, and her cheeks blossom touched with blush.
Your fingers clasp onto another small container, this time filled with powder grounded from rice. You’ve heard that some cosmetic manufacturing stores sold powders with arsenic and lead which drastically reduced safety in women’s skin, but in a magazine you’ve read, some women used grounded up rice powder to hide any blemishes on their skin.
With the lightest dip of a cushion, you apply the fine-rice powder onto her skin.
She hums at the smell, peaking at your nimble hand which was encased with a little cushion, “Smells kinda nice.”
“Hm.. Kinda does,” You mumble in response, lightly smiling at her pretty complexion. Finally, you reach for a thin bottle of lipstick, rubbing the tip first to get rid of the previous use you had for it and applying it with another finger, before gently dapping it on her thin lips.
Finally, you move on to the final step. Blush!
Grabbing your last makeup product from your little pouch, you use the same cushion you used for your powder, but on the other side. You dip it into the pink substance before applying it on the apples of her cheeks.
Once you were finished and packed your supplies back into your little bag, you excitedly show her face with your little floral emblemed pocket mirror, “Tada!”
She fawns over herself, lightly touching her skin. Your little tinkering and handiworks has made her feelings for her beauty burst into stars of light.
“Not much of a difference, but I applied a bit more blush on your cheeks to emphasise it. At the end of the day, y’can just wash your face with some warm water ‘n’ a bar of clean soap.” You mention, before she nods.
“Thank you, princess! Why, I ought to show the other girls!” She happily smiles, before hitching her magenta skirt lightly and tittering off to find the other ladies her new look. Her excitement bounces off the lonesome camp, but it feels like it’s bustling with energy from the other women around. A much different place when the men were gone.
“Well I’ll be,” That southern drawl catches your attention as the man you were closest to amongst this group approaches from behind. You turn, smile drawn onto your demure features as you stand up from your spot and saunter closer.
“Looks like you ‘n Marybeth were having a good time.” He crosses his arms and relies on the soles of his feet to keep him standing, peering at you.
“When did you arrive?” You question, sizing him up and down a few times to see if he sustained any injuries.
“Just a few moments ago.” You didn’t even hear the sounds of Boadicea’s footsteps clacking on the rough grounds. Just how skilled was he when it came to horseback?
Then, he reaches to his pocket and grabs the thread you asked for. You lightly gasp and profusely thanked him.
Your hands enclasped around his and picked the string from his palm.
His heart flutters lightly at the quick touch, breath hitching in his chest as he takes a step back.
“I can finally sow that little pest of a hole in my dress now! Thank you, Arthur. I really appreciate it.”
He grunts, clearing his throat before looking away. “‘S all good.”
You place it in one of your pockets, “How can I repay you?”
“Don’t worry ‘bout it.” He gently chimes, the rim of his hat tipped lightly down. You puff your cheeks at his nonchalantness, trying to poke and prod at him to waver a bit on repaying him. But of course, he stood firm on his decision and doesn’t budge.
“..Please?” Cue your big beady eyes staring up at him.
“M-m.”
“…Why not.”
“Cuz it don’t matter. ‘S just string.”
“But.. it must’ve been a bit expensive.”
“Princess. ‘S string.”
“Please.”
“Nope.”
“Arthur!” You whine lightly.
“Princess.” He hums in response, before placing his hand on your waist and guiding you to where food is served in a large pot.
“C’mon, lets eat.” Somehow, you forget everything he’s said because of how gently he treated you.
From the other side of camp…
Tilly, Marybeth with her newly applied makeup- smudged a bit from unconsciously itching her face, and a Karen watches the two. Javier— curiously grouping with them.
“…Chicas, what are we staring at?”
“Shhh. We’re lookin’ at plot development.”
#fem! reader#arthur morgan#rdr2 x you#arthur morgan x you#arthur morgan x fem! you#arthur morgan x reader#afab! reader#arthur morgan x fem! reader#hubby morgan#opposites attract#arthur morgan x fem reader#rdr2#february#arthur morgan rdr2#rdr2 x reader#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan fic#red dead redemption fanfic#rdr2 fanfic#arthur morgan rdr#reader is a girls girl
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my beautiful renaissance wife
#you can pry get back era john from my cold dead hands#also i have the opposite of an art block rn so enjoy the thirs post in like a week#john lennon#get back#the beatles#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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i'm no film or visual arts expert but ☝️ one little detail i like in dead poets society is how often there are shots of todd looking up at neil. often in admiration, i'd assume--
--which is of course mirrored in the shot of neil looking up at todd after he does his poem;
also,
looking up towards the sky after The Incident. what does this say? i don't know actually. but it feels like something. don't know what
not to mention when neil is finally on stage. everyone in the audience is looking up at him in that case, but i'd say it still makes sense?
they hjust admire each other so much i think. Ouuhg
#im reaching in this whole thing but it's about the principle of it. the framing. the positioning. the art of it all#<- probably here too but i also appreciate when they're at the same eye level... like when neil sits next to todd when he's inviting him to#the first dead poets meeting. like saying you will be an equal in this group#does that make sense?$?#see: i constantly think i am misinterpreting and also finding creative choices where there aren't actually any#'what if the curtains were just blue' made me intentionally go the opposite route in my media consumption just to piss everyone off#Anyway. did i cook or should i stay out of the kitchen#dead poets society#dps#dead poets fandom#my only credential? i took photography in high school
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I hate to say it but I might have to admit that Redditors can be pretty based sometimes

#dead by daylight#dbd#dbd unknown#dbd the unknown#pls pls pls you can trust me to be normal about that i am completely normal about that i am so normal about these themes#and their direct opposite i am normal and can be trusted with anything that's either like Th//e La//st Uni//corn or its direct opposite#like no. no i have to remember that bhvr have no idea what they're doing. i must not get sucked in. i must remember better games... unless#like no you have no idea what id give for this to be intended like aaaaugh i am unimaginably insane about the inhuman desperately#trying to be human in any way it can and the world continually rejecting those efforts#just like i am incredibly abnormal about humanity as a horror for the inhuman and the active rejection of humanity by something#that is; despite its best efforts and thw verdict of its biology; human. haha humanity as a horror you are forced to be and#perhaps always were but never had the chance to realise it. anyway. i digressed.#also the actual reason why Oh Gross (aka The Unknown) looks like that is because the lore states that some people thought#it was just a typical serial killer and gross is just a cumulation of everything everyone has ever thought about it#(god thats depressing)#so yeah. sorry no themes of humanity here i think. though id kill for them.
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john and sherlock bickering over the head of a very dead corpse might just be the most ridiculous thing in the entire show

#the corpse would be lying there peacefully dead and the two of them would be standing on the opposite sides bending over it to examine it#and john'd be like you blabbed about 240 types of tobacco ash on your website nobody reads it#and sherlock would stare daggers at him inches above the face of the dead corpse and make angry boyfriend noises and storm off#and the entire time the corpse would be like UM DOWN HERE HELLO with a very dead expression on a very dead face#HELP this is ridiculously hilarious I seriously can't#no because the fact that this had actually happened in the show is making it one hundred times worse#I want to rename the entire show “The Blind Wankers”.#bbc sherlock#sherlock bbc#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#johnlock headcanon#the blind wankers#sherlock crack#buckingham-ashtray#my bs
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can chris and jiro meet crystal and niko now ^w^

Reactions to meeting yourself from another universe may vary
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead girl detectives#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#niko sasaki#i think meeting a person who looks like you but is the opposite gender#would open up a lot of cosplaying opportunities#meanwhile the crystals are suspicious#they will get the probably very fun experience of seeing their life but if they were a boy/girl
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Basically all of my favorite ships are kind of the same relationship in different fonts, and you know what? That’s self-care
#i can’t tell if this is an indictment of queer stories or my tastes lol#maybe both#media analysis#sort of?#not creative writing#wilmon#nick x charlie#merthur#payneland#achilles x patroclus#i think i might just be obsessed with opposites attract#shipping#gay shipping#mlm#men loving men#young royals#heartstopper#bbc merlin#dead boy detectives#the song of achilles#bimorebooks posts
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Headcanon #3 : Ahsoka didn't died on Mortis
We have already seen dead characters in the saga.
THIS
is not a dead person. This is a character who has been cursed by the Dark Side.
You can't bring people back to life. That's a fact. The Light can't do that. It goes against the order of nature. You can't heal death.
No one says she's dead. It would be worth mentioning tho. Anakin asks if the Father can "help" her and he tells him it's impossible because "The Dark Side shall consume her". Maybe it's bc English is not my native language (obv) but I'm sure it's in the future tense. So she's not dead.
And since Anakin remembers this moment, it's even more unlikely that it's a resurrection rather than a healing/exorcism. If he's seen a resurrection before, he'll be looking to what he's seen, especially since it's from the Light Side of the Force, not its opposite. Anakin would be going for what he's seen and knows has worked before, rather than Palpatine's promises, which also require him to sacrifice stuff.
Plus, it would go against Jedi moral. In the episode "Weapons Factory" (ep1 s2), Luminara tries to make Anakin understand that he must be prepared if one day, his Padawan were to die. She is portrayed as being right, but if in another episode, Ahsoka dies and Anakin resurrects her, it ruins that moral. It ruins the moral of Star Wars.
#It's not really a headcanon but rather just what happened#but so many people think she canonically died#it's the same now#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#star wars#the clone wars#mortis arc#ahsoka#the Force#pro jedi#anakin#the Father#no it's not in opposition to my dead maul hc#but too lazy to explain
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opposite au hatzgang.... but they r older
ive posted a lot of art in just a couple of hours err... its fine
ANYWAYS i wanted to draw my boiz. but older. think like early twenties?
Ross works at Frank's daycare, Roy took over the farm, and Robert works at the seafood shack
#yes roy is wearing carmens hat no carmen is not dead#[ jace draws sometimes ]#spooky month#spooky month au#spooky month opposite au (jv)#OPJV! ross#OPJV! roy#OPJV! robert#ross spooky month#spooky month ross#roy spooky month#spooky month roy#robert spooky month#spooky month robert#the hatzgang#hatzgang spooky month#spooky month hatzgang#the hatzgang spooky month#spooky month the hatzgang#spooky month fanart
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What does poseidon and zeus think of polites?

Zeus and Poseidon : p*ssy.
(Im sorry but I think they dont respect kind people and assume they're judt weak)
#especially poseidon his theme song is literally the opposite of open arm#now lets imagine a situation where poseidon and polites are trapped in a room and poseidon cant just kill him cause he is already dead#that would be hilarious#polites: this life is amaaaazing-#poseidon : SHUT UP YOU DIED BECAUSE OF THAT WEAK MENTALITY#polites : <:'( that's not very open arms of you#poseidon : hades pls allow me to kill him again#au#answered
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