#and sherlock would stare daggers at him inches above the face of the dead corpse and make angry boyfriend noises and storm off
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john and sherlock bickering over the head of a very dead corpse might just be the most ridiculous thing in the entire show
#the corpse would be lying there peacefully dead and the two of them would be standing on the opposite sides bending over it to examine it#and john'd be like you blabbed about 240 types of tobacco ash on your website nobody reads it#and sherlock would stare daggers at him inches above the face of the dead corpse and make angry boyfriend noises and storm off#and the entire time the corpse would be like UM DOWN HERE HELLO with a very dead expression on a very dead face#HELP this is ridiculously hilarious I seriously can't#no because the fact that this had actually happened in the show is making it one hundred times worse#I want to rename the entire show “The Blind Wankers”.#bbc sherlock#sherlock bbc#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#johnlock headcanon#the blind wankers#buckingham-ashtray
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