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holy shit lads we've got official andre beetroot backstory
#saw this in the comments of the patreon stream that had bobsleds and burglary in it#im choosing to take this as true canon fact no one can change my mind#lads is of course gender neutral btw#shoot from the hip#sfth#andre beetroot
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was rereading fds
now that im viewing all these chapters one right after the other, im noticing wow marisa gets tied up a lot
free my girl she's done nothing wrong
#touhou#foul detective satori#cheating detective satori#marisa kirisame#she can do a little burglary#as a treat#pcbomb.txt
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#shoot from the hip#sfth#99% chance someone did this already but what the hell#we stan andre beetroot in this house#it is my personal belief that after the somerset fire he fled the country#hence why he is now hosting a bobsledding tournament in sweden#although how being a celebrity beetroot farmer makes you qualified to host bobsledding tournaments is beyond me#burglary and bobsleds#almost tagged this as beetroot and bobsleds#now that would the ultimate crossover#it would have to be about andre and would bridge the gap between the two plays#hang on that should be a fic#i can't be arsed but if anyone is reading this far into the tags and is inspired i would love you forever if you wrote it
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Ideal day for my car to get ransacked when I had a coyote thawing in the back seat 👍
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Name the crimes your dog has commited. Expose them.
#nefja has commited 1st degree murder#(about 20 mice and 5 moles)#though at least one of the moles was definitely just a 2nd degree murder#assault#breaking and entering#stalking#disturbing the peace when she sees delivery vans#robbery or burglary depending who you ask#and tax evasion#she's actually never filed her taxes
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I think it is so funny when criminals cry after you hit them. "Oh you didn't have to hit me that hard" "are you trying to kill me?" Oh, is someone upset after trying to hit someone else and getting hit back?
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final part of SFTH plays as Siken quotes!!
plays 23-38~
BEETROOTS AND MURDER "Shame means you're guilty, like the rest of us, but you think you're better than us. Maybe you are." (self-portrait against red wallpaper - War of the Foxes)
SUSAN'S HOLIDAY "The yard is dark, the tomatoes are next to the whitewashed wall, the book on the table is about Spain, the windows are painted shut." (seaside improvisation - Crush)
THE EVIL MAKE-A-WISH KID "A man with a bandage is in the middle of something. Everyone understands this. Everyone wants a battlefield. Red. And a little more red. Accidents never happen when the room is empty." (detail of the fire - War of the Foxes)
PRISCILLA'S FINAL PETAL "Hold onto your voice. Hold onto your breath. Don't make a noise, don't leave this room until I come back from the dead for you. I will come back from the dead for you." (you are Jeff - Crush)
THE MYSTERY OF THE MIDNIGHT CIRCUS "This is not your problem. You have your own body to deal with. The lamp by the bed is broken. You are feeling things he is no longer in touch with." (a primer for the small weird loves - Crush)
CAESAR & JULIET "We were in the gold room, where everyone finally gets what they want, so I said 'What do you want, sweetheart?' and you said 'Kiss me.' Here I am leaving you clues. Here I am singing while Rome burns." (snow and dirty rain - Crush)
WINE UNDER THE BRIDGE "And everyone secretly wants to collaborate with the enemy, to construct a truer version of the self. How much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?" (portrait of Fryderyk in shifting light - war of the foxes)
THE UNRELENTING AUBERGINE "Names of spells and names of hexes, names cursed quietly under the breath, or called out loudly to fill the yard, calling you inside again, calling you home." (saying your names - Crush)
THE LIGHTHOUSE "The walls were strong, the nails: reliable. The room grew darker or lighter depending on the placement of the lamps; the hands of his hands alluding to a secret world beyond the frame he shouldn't have any knowledge of." (the field of rooms and halls - War of the Foxes)
MURDERS IN SPACE "History is a little man in a brown suit trying to define a room he is outside of. I know history. There are many names in history, but none of them are ours." (little beast - Crush)
MARIGOLDS, BLUEBELLS & HUGH "Crown yourself with leaves and stake your claim before something smears up the paint. I turned away from darkness to see daylight, to see what would happen. What happened? What does a man want? Power." (landscape with a blur of conquerors - War of the Foxes)
MOIST & MAGICAL "Anything past the horizon is invisible, it can only be imagined. You want to see the future, but you can only see the sky." (road music - Crush)
BURGLARY & BOBSLEDDING "We collide with place, which is another name for God, and limp away with a permanent injury. Ask for a blessing? You can try, but we will not remain unscathed." (landscape with fruit rot and millipede - War of the Foxes)
TOBY'S SECRET POCKET "They want to stop but they can't stop. They don't know what they're doing. This is not harmless, the how to touch it, we do not want the screen completely lifted from our eyes, just lifted long enough to see the holes." (the dislocated room - Crush)
BALLET ON THE BATTLEFIELD "The entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. Unfortunately, we don't have that kind of time. Forget the dragon, leave the gun on the table, this has nothing to do with happiness." (litany in which certain things are crossed out - Crush)
THE PHANTOM OF HORNCHURCH "I'm not sure why I do it, but in this version you are not feeding yourself to a bad man against a black sky prickled with small lights. I take it back. These wooden halls with caskets. These terms from the lower depth. I take them back." (litany in which certain things are crossed out - Crush)
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#long post#richard siken#richard siken quotes#in order of appearance:#beetroots and murder#susan's holiday#the evil make a wish kid#the evil make-a-wish kid#priscilla's final petal#the mystery of the midnight circus#wine under the bridge#the unrelenting aubergine#the lighthouse#murders in space#marigolds bluebells and hugh#moist and magical#burglary and bobsledding#toby's secret pocket#ballet on the battlefield#the phantom of hornchurch
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All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 7 (+ 36 because it might be a while before they post 4 more plays to youtube and I just want to talk about Toby's Secret Pocket!!)
31) The Lighthouse
Illogical logic. Does it make sense to close the curtains in a lighthouse? No. Is it incredibly funny? Yeah, it is. This play is just AJ being confused the entire time. He's just such a himbo we love him. Also, Sam just goes mad by the end. Tom certainly didn't help with that "You're my.. cousin!" line. It started with AJ not knowing shit and it will end with AJ knowing shit but being stupid to piss Sam off
32) Murders in Space
Something about time penetration and interpreting the other's stagecraft wrong because it's funnier and maybe also a tiny bit petty
33) Marigolds, Bluebells and Hugh
If I had a nickel for every time AJ played a child who loved flowers but wasn't allowed to see them, Tom played his mother, the setting was German/British and the child ended up having a parent that was kept secret for reasons.. I'd have two. Which isn't a lot but FUHUUUCK it's so odd it happened twice
34) Moist and Magical
Magic and cakes!! Cake and magic!! And misuse of clips!! And a message about gender and how anyone can be [thing] despite their gender not being associated with [thing]
35) Burglary and Bobsledding
There's probably a really good message about not gambling your life away in here but I'm not too sure. Also, some really funny names are in here
36) Toby's Secret Pocket
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAAAAAW!! because this has cops and the mafia and drugs because WOOOH it's so much more entertaining than without!! Jimmy was the fan favorite the moment he was introduced and I love that. We love Jimmy </3
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#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the lighthouse#murders in space#marigolds bluebells and hugh#moist and magical#burglary and bobsleddings#toby's secret pocket#all of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory#this will be the end of the series for now!!
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"The journey of life is an intricate tapestry woven with the threads of joy and sorrow, resilience and vulnerability. In the depth of our experiences, we discover the profound truth that existence is not merely a sequence of moments, but a canvas where the strokes of hardship accentuate the beauty of triumph. Embrace the complexity, for within the intricate dance of shadows and light, we find the profound meaning that transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary."
#life quotes#quoteoftheday#serious weakness#book quotes#inspiring quotes#relatable quotes#serious question#seriously#serious post#im serious#planet#nasa#science#astronomy#physics#gardai arrest teenage boy after reports of burglary at aldi as store forced to close temporarily after serious incident#space#liminal spaces#little space#lonelly#lonetrail#loneliest#self love#selfimprovement#words#world politics#twitter#tumblr quotes#poets on tumblr#writers on tumblr
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Hello Quinn, I’m relatively new to your writing but I’m literally obsessed!!! I have a request for you, how about Deku x fem reader where he’s out on patrol and calls his s/o to check on her but she doesn’t answer and he has this guy feeling that something isn’t right so he goes home to find someone had broken in, what happens next is completely up to you you have my trust lol, sorry if this request is a little weird but I live for worried Izuku lol
I think we all know by now that I love throwing my characters into scary traumatizing situations, so this one was fun to write!
Home Invasion
Relationship: Izuku Midoriya X Reader
Word count: ~4,900
Warnings: gun violence, burglary, cursing
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Izuku stared out at the bright lights that reflected millions of colors across the glittering buildings. Night time in the city was always beautiful. It was one of the reasons he loved night patrols.
As he made his rounds in the sector, his mind kept wandering back to you. What were you doing right about now? Since he was stuck on the night shift this evening, he wouldn't be there to witness your nightly routine.
He'd come to memorize your exact routine each night. Izuku chuckled as he imagined you putting on another spot of tea before you went to clean your face, humming whatever old song was stuck in your head as you danced around your shared apartment. You were probably in your pajamas by now and though he'd never voice it, he'd hoped you were wearing those Deku pj's Ochacho had gotten you as a gag gift last Christmas. It embarrassed him each time you put them on, flushing his face to near boiling every time he saw them. But he loved the way you looked in them.
The night had been quiet and his body was itching for action. Chilled fingers twitched along with his jittery form as he leaped across to the next rooftop. He always preferred to travel by rooftop during patrols. It was always easier to get a feel for whatever mood the city decided it was having that night. Plus it made sneaking up on unawares criminals much easier.
But it seemed as if all the villains in the city decided to take the night off during his patrol. That rarely ever happened. Especially with his special brand of luck.
With a sigh, he glanced down into the empty alley and made his way onto the next block. He hopped onto a ledge above a lonely intersection, watching one car lazily make its way through the light and down the next street.
He had time to make a quick call. To ease a bit of the boredom.
Fishing the cracked phone out of his pocket, he dialed your number and waited for you to answer. He was almost certain you were still awake, but a guilty thought crept into the back of his mind that maybe you decided to go to bed early tonight since he wouldn't be back until the wee hours of the morning.
The phone rang a few more times before it went to your voicemail where your chirpy recorded voice asked him to leave a message. He hung up, worried that he did call while you were asleep. He didn't want to bother you, especially this late at night.
Pocketing the device, he headed for the next block. As he landed on the next building, he couldn't help the nagging sensation in the back of his mind, demanding his attention. He knew your routine. He knew it down to a tee. Something about it didn't sit right with him. Of course, there could be a million possibilities of why you didn't answer, but usually, in Izuku's case, it always seemed to end in the worst-case scenario.
His boots dug into the gravel of the rooftop he'd stopped on. The low hum of the ventilation hid the crunch under his boots. He used the cover to lean against the metal and pull his phone out again. It couldn't hurt to just try one more time. As long as he heard from you that everything was okay, then he would be okay. He could always apologize for waking you later.
When the call went straight to voicemail this time, he stared down at the phone. Something wasn't right. That familiar sense of dread filling the pit in his stomach practically screamed it over and over at him. Something wasn't right.
Izuku pulled up the location app you both had installed on your phones. He pinpointed yours, and sure enough, you were home. Maybe you had just put it on silent, or maybe you were just busy with something at the moment.
He impatiently rapped his fingers along the cold metal surface of the unit as he thought through his decision. The apartment78 was outside his patrol route this week. From his position now, it would take him at least ten minutes off route. That nervous hole growing in his gut was only urging him more and more to just at least stop at home to check. You two could laugh about how silly it was later.
Mind made up, he turned back around and launched himself into the air, leaving a small ring in the gravel. If he boosted his speed with his quirk, he could make it there and back in time to finish his route.
The night had been a quiet one. You were used to them of course. Every couple of weeks, Izuku would have to work the graveyard shift so you wouldn't see him until the morning. After a nice relaxing bath, you slipped on your pajamas, hoping that when Izuku did eventually make it home, he'd see you asleep with his likeness plastered all over you. It always made him melt into an adorable blubbering puddle which you took too much pleasure in.
After setting the teapot on the stove, you headed into the bathroom to finish washing your face. Humming a tune, you turned on the faucet. The water felt nice, especially after a long day. You could feel yourself relaxing the longer you splashed your face.
Over the sound of the sink, you heard a door close. With a handful of water brimming past your cupped palms, you froze, glancing at your phone on the counter. Izuku wouldn't be home yet unless something drastic happened, but normally, he would at least call if there was an issue.
Dropping the water back into the sink, you grabbed a towel and patted your face dry, then turned off the faucet. Before you stepped into the hallway, you slipped your phone into the waistband of your pants.
"Izuku? Didn't your shift already start? What are you doing home-" Your words died on your lips as you turned the corner into the living room, locking eyes with a masked person in a hoodie. The ski mask was lifted, revealing a pudgy face and wide saucer-like eyes.
The man was holding a large sack, half filled with contents from around the room. A burglar. You'd walked in on a burglary.
Two pairs of shocked eyes stared at each other for a few tense seconds. Your heart had gone into overdrive, nearly hammering itself right out of your chest. Your feet unconsciously backed up, but the man dropped the sack with a loud crack and pulled out a pistol, shakily aiming it at you.
"Don't move!" he cried out, eyes nervously darting around the room.
He didn't expect to be caught red-handed. His thick fingers trembled, shaking the barrel so badly you were sure if he did decide to shoot, he had a pretty good chance of missing. But you didn't want to take that chance to begin with.
You raised your hands in surrender. "Look, I don't want any trouble." You tried to keep your voice steady so as not to spook him. "Take whatever you want, as long as you leave. Just put the gun down alright? I won't fight."
That much was true. You weren't a hero like Izuku. You wouldn't try to bust your way through a fight. You only had your wits to keep you safe from a bullet and a shaky trigger finger.
The room was silent as the burglar nervously thought it over, the gun never wavering from his target. At last, he lowered it slightly, glancing down at his sack of stolen goodies.
A small bit of relief rolled through you as you thought he'd just take his prize and leave, but then a loud ringtone buzzed from your waist startling you both.
"What is that? What are you doing?" He took a heavy step forward, barrel pointed back at you. "Drop it! Drop it now!"
You couldn't help the panicked yelp as he waved the gun wildly, threatening to shoot. With slow motion, you lifted the phone out of your waistband and carefully placed it on the floor, face up. You could see Izuku's goofy grin lighting the screen as the phone vibrated loudly on the floor, demanding attention. After another ring, the phone went dark, along with your hope.
"N-now kick it over here!" He cried out, obviously getting more and more frantic with how this evening was turning out.
You couldn't say you were any more happy than he was.
Sliding your foot out, you gave it a little shove. The phone twirled across the wood floor until it came to a stop between the two of you. The man narrowed his eyes at you as he took a few more steps out to reach it.
As he bent down to grab it, you debated on the odds of running. If you just got outside, you could escape to get help. Or he could have a much better aim than you thought. The chances of him hitting his target weren't low enough to tangle with. If only there was a way to warn Izuku. But right now, your only means of communication was currently in a panicked criminal's hands.
The man examined your phone until the shrill cry from your kettle in the kitchen startled him so much that he dropped the device. You heard the crunch of your screen the moment it hit the floor, and you were afraid he'd destroyed your phone. Destroyed your chances of calling for help.
He cursed as he swiveled in the direction of the kitchen, trying to find the source of the noise.
"It's just the kettle," you said quietly, not wanting to startle him any more than he already had been.
A nervous gunman was an unpredictable gunman.
"This wasn't how it was supposed to go," he whispered as he stormed into the kitchen, keeping the gun trained on you as he moved the kettle off the stove, silencing the pot and filling the apartment with more tense silence.
You watched him, heart hammering in your chest as you tried to figure out what he was going to do. You'd seen his face. His mask was still sitting above his brow. He hadn't made any attempts at hiding himself. You weren't sure if he just hadn't realized it in his panic or if he knew he'd be screwed either way. But with the way he was staring at you now, you were sure this wasn't going to end in your favor.
"He said it'd be easy." The man rubbed his forehead with his free hand, before running his palm down his face. "Shit!"
"Please, if you leave now, I promise I won't say anything."
At least not until you had your phone back. Then there would be nowhere for him to hide once Izuku got wind of it. The only problem was getting to it with that barrel still staring down at you.
"No!" He yelled, pulling the rest of the mask off to rub his head with the side of the gun. Sweat had built up in his damp hair. It dripped down the side of his face, pooling under his chin. "No, no, no! You've already seen me. I'm screwed. If I mess something as simple as this up, then they'll-" he paused as if the next part was too terrifying to say aloud. "No! I've gotta fix this somehow."
An icy dread filled your veins. Everything he just admitted was what you were afraid of. You were the only witness. All he had to do was just get rid of the witness. A short-term solution to a long-term issue. It was a terrible plan. One that had major consequences for both parties, but he didn't seem to be in the listening kind of mood.
That familiar ringtone broke the taut mess of emotions hanging in the air. You glanced at the phone jingling against the floorboards with its merry tune. A stark contrast to your feelings at the moment.
He moved quickly out of the kitchen, back to where your phone lay innocently on the ground. The burglar lifted his boot and in one hard stomp, killed your only chance of calling for help. The buzzing stopped as your poor phone was crushed underfoot.
"Get on the floor! Put-put your hands on your head!" He charged toward you so quickly you sucked in a breath, stumbling back a few steps. "Don't make me tell you twice!"
Unsure of what else to do, you stiffly obeyed. Kneeling on the floor, you locked your hands behind your head, trying your best to regulate your heavy breaths. Panic was building in your throat. Tears blurred your vision. Fear flooded your thoughts. Thinking was nearly impossible as he pointed that gun just inches from your head.
The man wiped at the sheen of sweat building on his forehead and blinked hard. "I-I don't want to hurt you…but I can't…I can't go back to jail. If he knows I messed up again then-" He groaned, smacking his face.
"You won't!" you pleaded, holding in a sob. Anything to make him stop pointing that gun at your face. "Please, this will only make things worse."
"I just needed to pay off some debts." He seemed to be pleading right back, a wobbly tilt to his voice. He was just as scared as you. "It was supposed to be easy money. No one was supposed to be here. You weren't supposed to be here."
The man must not have done very good research before he attempted this little caper. You supposed the only reason he'd gotten caught was the work trip you were supposed to be on this week had been canceled. You weren't supposed to be here tonight. It was a last-minute change that threw him for a loop. And now it seemed you were paying the price.
"I can't-argh!" He twisted away, smacking the butt of the gun against his head in frustration. "Shit, shit, shit!"
The criminal stalked back and forth, seeming to debate about what to do next. As he paced, he only occasionally threw a sparing glance your way. Your stomach churned every time he looked at you. If you could just get past him without him looking. If you could just get through the door before he realized. You definitely didn't want to stick around to figure out what he would ultimately decide.
As he turned his back once more, you tensed your legs, ready to spring into action. With one quick motion, you dashed for the door on the other side of the room. He spun around when you were halfway across the living room and screamed. The gunshot nearly deafened you as it splintered the vase beside you.
You shrieked, stumbling back into the wall, trying to distance yourself from the shattered pottery. It was a gut reaction but it was the wrong choice. Your hesitance gave him the opportunity he needed to place himself between you and the door, raising the gun with his finger on the trigger.
There was no time to think. You knew he was going to shoot. He was too spooked to let you go now. Not after the attempted escape. So you did the only thing you could.
You ran.
Backpedaling as fast as you could, you flung yourself around the corner and down the hall. In your panic, you dove into the first room you came across which happened to be the bathroom. Once you crossed the barrier, you twisted and kicked the door shut, practically throwing yourself into the wood as you fumbled with the lock.
The moment you twisted the lock, he slammed himself into the door. The knob shook so hard you were worried he would tear it right out of the door. The bathroom was small and with not much space to work with, you backed up, nearly tripping on the rug in front of the bathtub. Your breathing was too rapid to gain control so you bent over, struggling for air that just wouldn't come. Panic had nearly engulfed your entire being.
The door shook a few times as slammed himself into it over and over again. Whatever the door was made of, it held up surprisingly well under the assault.
But it wouldn't hold forever.
You'd sealed your fate by running. There was no way he'd let you live now. And why would you trap yourself in the bathroom of all places? It was windowless. No means of escape. It just happened to be the first door offering meager protection in your panicked state. If only you'd had the sense to make it to the bedroom where the window led out onto the fire escape.
"Come out now!" He screamed from the other side. "There's nowhere to run!"
Your legs hit the porcelain of the tub. Stepping into it, you crouched low and hugged your knees. Yes, you'd successfully trapped yourself, but you did have one thing going for you. He shot at you. One of your neighbors must've heard the commotion. At least you hoped so. All you had to do was wait him out and hope the door held until help arrived.
The kicking stopped. A part of you prayed that he'd finally come to his senses and fled while he had the chance. Silence filled the bathroom, ringing loudly in your ears as you held your breath. Tears leaked onto your knees, soaking your pajamas. You stared down at one of the masked faces of Deku adorning your knee. You needed him right now, but how in the world was he supposed to know that? The knowledge that he wasn't coming was turning your panic into full-blown hysterics.
There was a small click from the other side of the door. You didn't even have a chance to react as a bullet shot through the thick wood, impaling itself in the tile above your head. With a scream, you threw yourself flat against the tub, hoping it would provide at least some protection. A second shot tore through the curtains.
"Help!" you cried as loudly as you could. "Help!"
A third shot shattered the side of the toilet bowl, spilling water everywhere.
You curled tighter into yourself, squeezing your eyes shut.
Expecting a fourth shot, you covered your ears, but instead, a loud thud shook the floor outside. Freezing, you listened in the terse silence, the sound of your breath too loud in your ears. It seemed too good to be true…had someone finally come?
Izuku landed on the sidewalk in front of the six-story walkup. In the darkness of the late-night air, he saw only a few windows glowing with life. His eyes scanned the side of the building, searching out the right floor and- there. The faint glow from the living room drifted through the curtains. So he knew he wouldn't be waking you up, at least.
He entered the lobby, shoes squeaking in the quiet emptiness, and jogged up the stairs that lead to the fifth floor.
The building itself was pretty old. A single elevator sat permanently out of commission, much to the ire of the other residents. Most of the rooms could use a fresh coat of paint…and probably a few other repairs. But rent was cheap and with opening his own agency only a year ago, his savings would take a while to grow back.
You didn’t seem to mind. Working yourself to the ground trying to make your own path with your career. While the place itself was a bit old and rundown, it was what you two joyfully called home because it was where each other was. And that's all you could really ask for in this life.
Izuku had made it to the third floor when he heard the distinct sound of gunfire from above. It was muffled, but there was no mistaking the sound, especially in his line of work. That sense of dread floating in his veins seemed to pool right into his stomach as he boosted himself up the last two flights.
When the door came into view, he stopped, taking in the sight with dread.
The door was slightly ajar.
Someone was inside.
With you.
A second shot fired off and one of the neighboring doors peeked open. An elderly man popped his head out of the door looking rightfully alarmed. Izuku caught his attention with a finger to his lips and motioned for him to go back inside.
He made his way to the edge of the door and glanced inside. From his viewpoint, he could see the living room. There was a shattered vase on the floor, a black bag full of various things you two owned, and then there were the remnants of your crushed phone. But no signs of you or whoever fired that gun.
Another bullet fired further inside, and your scream was what got him moving double time. His quirk sparking around him like furious lightning, he launched himself past the living room. The commotion came from the hallway, and when he rounded the corner, he saw a man dressed in all black fire, another bullet into the bathroom door.
The bullet had barely left the chamber before Izuku slammed into the man with full unmerciful force. Both men collided with the wall at the end of the hall, cracking the plaster. An agonizing cry came from underneath him as the man curled around his arm, bent at an odd angle. He didn't put up much more of a fight as he groaned, glaring up at Izuku.
"You broke my arm!" He screamed as if Izuku was the one in the wrong. "Dammit!"
But the adrenaline was still pumping through his veins and with no fight to serve as a proper output for his fury, he slammed the wall beside the intruder's head with a boiling cry of outrage, making a fist-sized hole in the wall. Walls, he could replace. Heads, not so much.
At the sudden violent outburst, the man stiffened, blinking the rain of dust out of his eyes. He snapped his mouth shut, eyes wide with terror.
Once Izuku took a few breaths to calm himself down, he wrenched the criminal off the wall, only to slam him belly-first into the floor. Pressing a foot down on his back, he used a set of zip ties from his belt to secure the writhing mess of a man beneath him. He didn't care to be gentle as he nudged the criminal on his side and tied his hands tight, ignoring the sobs spilling from his mouth. He moved down to his legs and tied those two. Just to be sure, this bastard wasn't going anywhere until Izuku decided what to do with him.
"No, no, no," the intruder cried weakly into the floor, struggling with his binds. "It wasn't- argh- it wasn't supposed to go this way. It's all her fault!"
He glared down at the whining mess struggling to free himself. "You'll pay for your mistakes. If you hurt her at all," he squatted low to make sure he was listening. "I swear you'll regret it for the rest of your life."
With that, Izuku turned his attention to the bathroom door, now decorated with a few bullet holes. He made his way over until he stood just outside it, trying to hear any signs of life within. It was silent and that perhaps scared him more than anything. Just what would he find in there after this disaster of a night?
You were everything to him. If something were to happen to you, he honestly wasn't sure what he'd do. This wasn't supposed to happen. Not in the safety of your home. Not when Izuku-Deku- is supposed to be watching your back. Not to someone as perfect and as kind as you.
Shaky fingers gripped the knob and turned, only to be stopped by the lock. When he called your name, a slight wobble to his voice, he only heard silence for a few terrifying moments before the subtle sounds of movement came from inside.
"…Izuku?" you asked quietly, sniffling and not entirely trusting. "Is that really you?"
"It's me. I'm here. Everything's okay now. You're safe, I promise." He leaned his head against the wood, trying to tamper down his own racing heart. "I'm so sorry."
The door unlocked and swung open so fast, that he barely even registered it before you crashed into him with a fierce hug, squeezing as tight as you could manage around his bulky frame. The fabric of his uniform twisted in your grasp. You buried your face as deep into his chest as you could and let out a shaky sob. In one long breath, you let all your fear and terror out.
"H-How'd you even know to come?" you asked, voice muffled by the cloth but unwilling to let go just yet.
His arms curled tight around you. A secure embrace you were grateful for and melted into it. You felt him trembling almost as much as you. He had been just as terrified as you were, maybe for different reasons, but still the same fear.
"I…I don't know." He admitted into your hair. "I just…I had a feeling."
And he would forever be grateful to the fates for whatever reason they decided to give him the instincts to come. But at the moment, all he cared about was that you were here, alive, and safe in his arms.
"I'm glad you did," you spoke softly, your emotions finally reigning themselves in a bit. "I don't even want to think about what would've-" you paused, your mouth not quite able to form the rest of the sentence.
He didn't want to say it either. Just thinking about the worst-case scenario had him shuddering at the thought. What if he had ignored his instinct tonight? Would you even be alive after he would've eventually come home hours from now?
Sparing a glance at the man who was too absorbed in pleading his case to the floor, he twisted you around so you wouldn't have to look at him.
"He didn't hurt you, did he?" Izuku gently cupped your red puffy face in his hands. Those giant green eyes laced with concern as he searched for any sign of pain.
"I don't think so." That much was true, at least in the physical sense. But you did a quick cursory check of your limbs and, finding them still intact, you grasped his wrists. "Thank you. You saved me. He would've- I might've-" stammering out the words, your raw voice dissolved into a puddle, and you pulled him in for another tight hug.
As you hicciped into his uniform, he could only hug you tighter. A light kiss to the crown of your head, and he leaned in to whisper, "I will always be there for you. I promise."
"You won't leave?" you murmured, voice vibrating directly into his heart.
"I won't leave," he assured you, gently swaying from side to side. "I'll stay right here by your side for the rest of the night. For the rest of your life if that's what it takes.
He felt your body sag in relief. Your fingers curled into the creases of the fabric. You let out a deep, slightly shaky breath.
It wasn't a lie.
He would stick by your side for as long as you would let him. You were the light of his life. The thing he looked forward to each and every day. The man would give anything up to make sure you stayed happy, healthy, and alive.
As you fought back the adrenaline slowly seeping from your body, he wrapped an arm around your waist, that look of concern still adorning his freckly face.
"Do you need to sit?"
"Maybe," you admitted, dropping your head into his shoulder and trusting he would have your weight should you stumble.
He led you to the couch where he could still keep an eye on the hogtied criminal down the hall and helped you ease into the cushions. You patted your knees and frowned. Your pants were dirty, smudging the print of his masked likeness.
"They're dirty," you muttered, poking the print. "And they were my favorite."
Izuku, despite the situation, blushed as he stared down at your pants. "They were?"
"Yeah. But I suppose as long as I have the real version with me, I can manage." You leaned back, taking his hand and curling yourself around his arm as he stood vigil over you while you waited for the police. "You're a good hero Izuku. And you just keep proving it. There isn't a doubt in my mind that you'll be Number One someday."
As you closed your eyes, you didn't catch the red dusting his cheeks, but you did hear the way his breath hitched in his throat. You smiled something small and wobbly as you scrubbed the last of the tears from your face. Finally, you let yourself relax a little, knowing you were safe with him. There was solace in knowing he'd always be right there by your side.
#izuku midoria x reader#pro hero deku#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#deku#deku x reader#burglaries#gun violence#nameless criminal#izuku would do anything to protect the ones he loves#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#story request
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I was not expecting the return of André Beetroot and the Beetroots & Murder callbacks 😭🤣❤️
#shoot from the hip#shootimpro#sfth#burglary and bobsleds#this play was chaotic from start to finish🤣#aj was working overtime fr🤭#also the fact that the audio was so overwhelmed by the chaos sometimes#they were so giggly in this😆#(also they just dropped it out of nowhere??? I was so shocked to see it in my notifs)
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There was a red flower on the desk where Kirk's dress uniform had been waiting for the laundryman, with a card reading "With the Hotel's Compliments." Kirk smiled, picked up the flower, and with an elaborate flourish of his wrist inserted it in his buttonhole. When Pete's buddy Zack, playing the cat burglar, pretended to stun Kirk, he would grasp the flower as a last, sinking gesture. Tonight's entertainment was being played for royalty, after all.
How Much for Just the Planet by John M. Ford
Many people believe the T in James T. Kirk stands for "Tiberius," but it actually stands for "Total Drama Queen."
#How much for just the planet#John M. Ford#star trek#tos#books#currently reading#he's taking part in a fake burglary to make this guy Pete look good to his girlfriend's parents#so he is going to pretend to be attacked and everyone gets saved by Pete making his gf's parents okay with them getting married#of course Shenanigans are going to happen
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hunter suddenly leans over kat's shoulder silently with her signature large grin, far too close to the other for comfort. lord, she seems to get a kick out of startling the thief.
she brings her hand out in front of kat's face to show off something she was pinching between her fingers. it was an.. earring? yes, a single earring fashioned out of of a rifle round, shiny and golden, a magpie's wet dream. handmade, it seemed. a bullet made into jewlery.. not only poetic, but two things hunter had previously spotted much of in kat's little collection.. perhaps it shouldn't be read into too much.
the unprompted gift was an unusual gesture, but the grinning creature didn't say anything, only stared at her with her chin practically resting on the other's shoulder. that damn smile is unreadable on her. a smile usually has a clear message, but it seemed as if hunter's lips were always stuck upturned.
@thebubblybutcher
[She's briefly startled, letting out a little squeak - scary! Upon seeing the object, though, she closed her hand around it. Her hands were oddly cold. Her eyes are wide, and she's got a bright smile.]
Oh, thanks! Um. What's the occasion, Hunter? Do you need a favor, or something?
[She's more used to taking things than being given - So, naturally, she expects it to cost her something. She turns the earring a few times, her eyes sparkling.]
#burglary ! dialogues#tf2 askblog#kleptomanianswers#tf2 fanclass rp#hunter interaction#tf2 oc rp#tf2 rp blog
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My student is sick of Goldilocks' foolishness.
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Burglary per County in USA
by u/movemapUSA
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It's a downward spiral, time you felt a
Little hell up in the
No help or shelter, board the ride
Don't you know you've got to be this tall to die?
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