#the box ghost blog

[simonriley09]

Butcher!Simon x Baker!Fem!Reader

TW: Cum, Squirting, Drunkeness, Younger reader x Older Simon, Sex, NSFW, Spelling mistakes. Simon was working alone, the shop next to his bakery having closed down for YEARS so when the next day it's opened, hello kitty themed with pastries, breads and the sweet aroma of icing his interested was spiked. You were working on a calzone when you realized, you had no more salami so you quickly rushed into the butcher shop next door, looking at the hulking frame chopping a pig up. "Excuse me sir, do you by any chance have pepperoni?" you managed to squeak out, you felt a bit uneasy as he stopped cutting and turned his head to look at you over his shoulder. Simon nodded and handed you a long sausage. (IDK WHAT TO CALL IT😭😭) "That will be 6.45" He practically growled. You handed him the cash and quickly rushed back into the bakery, continuing to make the calzones. After Simon's shift he walks in, seeing the Hello Kitty™ wallpaper before staring at the pasteries, the kitty head shaped cookies, cakes and pans before his eyes land on you, about to take the kitty shaped calzones out of the oven, your pink apron covered in flour and your hair in a big bun.

You set the hot pan down on the counter and take your gloves off, going to grab a strawberry milk for yourself, you take a carton from the fridge, pouring it in a glass before taking a sip of it, sighing in relief as your parched throat gets some yummy strawberry flavor :D. You grabbed the pan again but quickly dropped it, you forgot it was fresh out the oven and you burned your hands, rushing to the sink and turning on the water. Your eyes prickled with tears until you heard a low monotone voice behind you. "Did you forget it's hot or something?, Idiot..." It was Simon, the butcher from next door. He grabbed your hands and inspected the growing red welts. "It feels like they're pulsing! plus i'm not an idiot.." He put your hands back under the cold water, soothing the ache before he pat your head. "Jesus kid, you gotta be careful around the oven." He caught a whiff of your perfume... it was so sweet... just like the treats in the bakery. You pulled your hands out of the water and showed him. "Do you have first aid?" Simon asked. You shook your head and he sighed, grabbing your wrist and taking you next door back into his butcher shop, he took out his first aid and cleaned the red welts before bandaging your hand. "Careful next time." He said before you left and he locked his shop, going home.

You closed your shop after that and went home too, using your roller skates to get home and taking them off in the bathroom, stepping into the hot bath, relaxing and putting your hands outside the bath so your bandages don't get wet. Once you finished you snuggled into bed and went to sleep. The next morning you overslept.. it was already 10:45AM. You were supposed to be there at 8.. You hurriedly got up and got dressed, throwing your hair into a quick pony before opening your store and heard Simon laughing from his shop.

Jeez that big prick.. The weeks went by quick and Simon went to a bar, getting obscenely drunk before following you home, when you saw how drunk he was you couldn't just let him stay outside. He sat down on your couch, drawfing it with his size before he snatched you and pulled you onto his lap, getting a nice view of your cleavage before he suddenly grabbed one of your tits, making you squeak in surprise. "Simon?!" He quickly shushed you, pulling your shirt off to reveal your black, uncomfy bra. "Let's get this off ya' darlin', yeah?" he unclipped your bra with one hand, letting it slide off to reveal your soft plump tits. He grabbed the back of your thighs to lift you up and took one of your nipples into his mouth, suckling on it till it became hard. You gripped the hair at his nape, squirming and clenching around nothing.

He ripped your skirt off, leaving you in just panties, he slipped his sweats down to his thighs along with his briefs, letting his thick shaft slap right against your wet slick with a loud squelch, your panties being a barrier to the actual thing. "Simon please- you can't keep me worked up like this!"

Simon just smirked, rutting up against you. The bulbous tip hitting your clit repeatedly. He pulled off your nipple, going to the other one. You whined, grinding down on his shaft, covering it in your juices before he finally pulled your panties off, slotting himself at your slit. With one brutal thrust he stuffed you full, your breath hitching and Simon letting out a groan, slurring praises in his drunken state as he sloppily thrusted up into you like you were a sex toy.

The coil in your belly tightened quickly, making you clench and claw at his biceps, needing more you started riding him, making sure to hit all the right spots so you would squirt. Simon looked down at you through the holes in his mask, drool coming down his chin and seeping through his mask. He pressed on your belly making you squirt all over him and ruining your couch before he came deep inside you.

[unboundprompts]

Chapter titles regarding horror comedy?

Horror Comedy Title Ideas

-> feel free to edit as you see fit.

Mirth of the Macabre

The Joke's on the Undead

Scream and Scream Again

Chuckles from the Crypt

Nightmare Nonsense

Nocturnal Screams

Bite Me Tender

Coffin Break

Mummy Dearest

Witchful Thinking

Vampires and Vodka

[secondo-emeritus-ii]

*Trent walks in quietly getting started on his work for the day, as per discussed in the email sent ridiculously late to the ghoul*

@ask-trent-ghoul

“Good evening Trent.”

*he said flipping through a photo album*

[askalphanamelessghoul]

[Text Message]

I can't stop thinking about your relieved smile when one kiss led to another. I think I fell a little more when that happened and it felt just right. All I wanted to do was to keep kissing you, to make up for all the times I held back from loving you. I'm hooked now and I probably always have been.

🩵 @ask-aspen-ghoulette

*he paused reading the text smiling and giggling like a school gu before typing*

“I’m coming over.”

[calipso-nameless-ghoul]

Another ghoul who has worked with Sister Imperator? Strange... she never had told me about you before. When were you summoned?

*he nervously looked around*

I- I was summoned around primos era. Uhm- I’m Calipso. And- and you are whom?

*he asked offering his hand out as a handshake*

[the-box-ghost-blog]

I have power over all things cardboard and square. And my new weapon, the occasional bubble wrap!

Mahaahaaa

Beware!

((@mycelialmadness)) Hi Mr. Box Ghost can I pretty please have my lunch bag back ? It's the green fabric one with the white floral pattern which is only vaguely square shaped and not a perfect cube or rectangular prism. I can understand why you might mistake it for a box but it's actually a bag and I would very much like it back. Thank you.

Never!

It is now in the possession of the box ghost!

Conveniently sealed and properly stored in my personal warehouse!

Hahahahaa

Beware!

[therainforestechoes]

*shakes you*

YOU ARE SO COOL DUDE. I LOVE YOUR BLOG SM. IT SO NICE TO LOOK AT?? THE BANNERS? IT ALL GOSE TOGETHER!??YOU ARE SO COOL. *SHAKES YOU HAPPILY* SO SO SWAG!! [ all is / gen / pos ]

Cough. Anyways- can I pretty please have a ghost dog [ like a supernatural dog sorta thing ] themed npts? Can it please be Masculine / neutral themed as well? Thank you!

thank you my friend !

-🧟‍♂️🐾

We both thank you very much! Thanks for the compliment :D

And of course, Here's your Ghost dog NPT!

Names: Ghostly, Canine, Pup, Specter, Spookeez, Haunt, Gast, Barker, Phantom, Ghostclaw, Claw, Spike, Howlscream, Howl, Casper, Nyx, Spiri, Boo, Growler

Pronouns:

Boo/booself, float/floatself, ghast/ghastself, howl/howlself, dog/dogself, Paw/pawself, Tail/Tailself, Scare/Scareself, Chaos/Chaosself, Puppy/puppyself, Lucid/Lucidself, Fantasy/Fantasyself

Titles: Invisipuppy, Howlinghaunt, GhostlyCanine, DiaphanousHowl, Scarewoof, Ghostdoggo, Your local ghost dog, [insert your name here]

Your request was done by...

Ren!🌌

[capsaison]

EEUUUUGGH

fine I’ll stop taking your wrenches

I’ll just have to steal other stuff 😗~🎵

ooooo what’s that?

-👻

NO, NO, NO, HANDS OFF! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!

[follied-dreams]

"State your worth or silence yourself. I do not have time to toy with strings tonight."

-------------------Rules / Information---------------------

No NSFW or suggestive asks. While I am comfortable with such things, id rather keep it away from this blog entirely. Jokes are somewhat okay, none directed at me.

Try not to spam the ask box.

I am not Folly or the Dreamer, this is just an AU I thought would be fun to mess around with. I'll have a section with some details regarding the AU further down.

There are plenty of head canons for this, especially since its an AU

My pronouns are he/they/it, Folly and Dreamer are both She/Her.

Anything said out of character will be in italicized brackets [like this!] Folly will typically be in Red. Dreamer in Yellow. Some asks will be answered with images, some will not.

I am a bit rusty and shaky in playing Folly so pardon any bumps as I learn.

I am OPEN for cross-universe interactions, interactions in general, and overall silly things.

-------------------Story Information--------------------- The Dreamer is a reincarnation from a fragment of Folly's shattered mask post-cleave. However, her earliest memory is the great ones betrayal, and none of what followed. Similar to Folly, she doesn't trust easily anymore, but is a lot more scared and confused than anything.

The relationship between the two is strained, but protective. Folly often ends up speaking for Dreamer to elevator goers, but Dreamer is slowly regaining trust in the world, much to Folly's bitter displeasure.

Folly in this AU is a lot snippier than typical, and more outright mean in some cases, but also unintentionally showing another side to her in the instinctive protectiveness over the fragile innocence of her old self.

-------------------Tag Guide--------------------- #Ramblings of a Ghost - Out of character centered posts #GatheredFragments - Reblogged Posts #AnsweredFragments - Answered Asks/Responded to Posts #FadedMemories - Answered Asks/Responded to Posts that contain Art. #InkSpatter - General Art Tag that doesnt pertain to asks. TBA

Main blog is @inkyflowercrowns, Art blog is @inkyspacecase ----------------------------------------------------- "You'll stay awhile... wont you?"

[askjimdefroque]

JIM DEFROQUE HEADCANONS

As requested below the cut

TW ⚠️: Bipolar mention (🪿 is not a doctor!), drug abuse mention, broken family dynamic, tell me if I’m missing anything

• Smells of suspiciously heavy cologne. So not bad but you can just tell he’s been in the locker room if you catch my drift

• This man loves the color orange, actually. It’s just a good color and whenever anyone asks why orange, he just smiles because he doesn’t know why orange.

• Diagnosed with bipolar 1. He has severe manic episodes that have lasted for up to a month, followed by either relative calmness or deep depression that also have lasted over a month. Bipolar is different for everyone!

• Along with being bipolar, Jim abuses drugs, whether or not he’s having a high or low day. Oftentimes, he’ll use when he’s having a severe depressive episode in hopes to feel that high he gets while manic

• Secretly in and out of rehab. Can’t let the church members know.

• Jim met the satanic cult when he was in his mid 20s, where he met Secondo, actually, because Secondo is a party animal.

• His actual relationship with god is…difficult, at best. Sometimes he genuinely asks for forgiveness, other times he does it for show. It’s hard to tell though.

• Has a wife named Sherry and two kids. He does care about his kids and wife, but addiction strains the family dynamic, which is why Jim often seeks intimacy elsewhere without his wife’s knowledge

• Despite all these shitty circumstances, it is completely Jim’s fault he is the way he is. He actively avoids help and cheats on his wife, and he doesn’t feel remorse until he’s sober.

• Also he’s not a little pathetic man. Yes, he knows this is his fault. Will he stop? No. Not until he either dies or gets a hard reality check.

• will 🪿 continue to love him? Absolutely. I adore him as a character, but as an actual person, he is awful.

• enough sad hc, back to happy

• He loves cats! He has 2. They’re named Lampshade and Mary (Mary is a male)

• Canonically, he listens to ghost. So in headcanons…

• when he’s not at church or a public event, he’ll often dress down, like a t-shirt and sweats. He loves being cozy, especially at home.

That’s all for now! These may change in the future depending on how I feel about them/any actual canonical lore (so around the time the ghost movie comes out will be a good time to keep an eye here)

How do you like these? I tried to not make them super angsty, but more realistic based on what I know/I’ve seen. Whether or not you see these as accurate, I hope you enjoyed reading them!

Thank you guys :)

-🪿

[simonriley09]

guys gimme some asks im rly bored 😞😞😞😞😞😞

[au-mashup-party]

[askalphanamelessghoul]

“I got the ritual notes from Secondo when I was in his office the other day. I thought it was kind of suspicious that he had them just laying out, and I’m pretty sure he knows I took them…”

*She scanned over the pages, as far as she knew everything was there but she handed it to Alpha to double check.*

@ask-aspen-ghoulette ❄️

”might have had another ghoul do a ritual..? But this is perfect- we just have to prepare everything alright?”

*he said starting to read over the writing*

[ryunosuke-naruhodo-blog]

Defense Attorney Naruhodo-

I hope that this message finds you well, and with a day as easy as you had hoped for. I must offer you my sincerest gratitude, for your actions in London when you came to visit. I... had never expected that the study tour would go so far, or do so much, but what you achieved was beyond anything I could have imagined. You brought the truth to light, and you set me free. There is no greater gratitude that I could offer.

Yours in heartfelt thanks,

@klint-vanzieks

Klint van Zieks...? I- well, I thought you were - are?- well, dead. How can this be??

Well, if you are the man himself, I accept your gratitude. I personally didn't think that the study tour would yield so much history in it and yet here we are. You are very welcome for everything I have played a part in, and I thank you for the flattery of it all. I'm glad that you are now free to do what you wish to do. I hope you have a lovely day, My Lord!

[calipso-nameless-ghoul]

Intro Post

Uhm- hello.. My name is Calipso. I was sister Imperators ghoul before she passed and I assisted many of the other papas with their duties. Most know me from.. well- getting in trouble with sister because of me for telling..

I am trying to find a place I belong- it’s very difficult. And confusing- I feel very lost especially since a lot of people don’t like me…

uhm- this blog is for me to interact with you all! To say hi and maybe find a place I belong.. minors are welcome to interact just not with any nsfw posts that I will tag. If you interact with a nsfw post you will be blocked from this blog and my many others.

My main blog is : @ask-enso-ghoul

[the-box-ghost-blog]

Still mine.

Beware!

((@mycelialmadness)) Hi Mr. Box Ghost can I pretty please have my lunch bag back ? It's the green fabric one with the white floral pattern which is only vaguely square shaped and not a perfect cube or rectangular prism. I can understand why you might mistake it for a box but it's actually a bag and I would very much like it back. Thank you.

Never!

It is now in the possession of the box ghost!

Conveniently sealed and properly stored in my personal warehouse!

Hahahahaa

Beware!