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Hi, how are you?

Fine. Tired. As per usual. I do believe I've answered this once today already.

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Shouldn't your mother be queen iron fan? And shouldn't you be prince Redson?.... ???

My father is the Demon Bull King and my mother is a princess-consort. I am a prince, but while my father was trapped I refused to assume the title out of respect. If I accepted the title, I may have been expected to become the new King, which was not acceptable. Thus, I refrained from all royal titles.

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Hey what happens if you eat, say, lithium? It’s a chemical that changes the color of fire and as a fire elemental demon celestial hybrid would the lithium have any effect on your flames? If it does would it only affect your hair or would it also change the color of summoned flames? Teleportation fire? Can you make fire so hot it’s blue?

I’m so curious man

I've never eaten lithium and while I suspect it would not kill me, it would certainly leave me bedridden. I may be a demon but I am not meant to consume metal. I don't believe it would change the color of the flames I produce but if I teleported while standing in a pile of lithium shavings, the fire would probably change color. I can make blue fire; I generally don't. I am Red Son for a reason.

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🌼-Hi! I've often noticed your posts, and I decided to write to you!😊 How are you doing??? How are you feeling??🤨 These questions may seem too basic... I apologize for that!😅

Thank you for your message. I am quite alright, though tired. The usual.

Your questions provide a welcome break from my mother's interrogations.

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I trust your nap went well? I did try my best to keep the general demon populace distracted. Unfortunately, my "distraction" alerted the aforementioned demon populace to our... relationship. I'm not sure there was anyone who didn't already know about us, but I'm warning you now. You may not get another nap for a while.

I swear if I can't get a fucking nap in without being interrupted, I will break my arm in public with my own hands.

Every time I lay down to rest, something happens.

Here's the deal: I am going to nap tomorrow at 6 PM.... for 30 minutes.... and if ANYTHING wakes me up, I am making it EVERYONE'S problem.

@capsaison I'm counting on you to back me up.

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Hi <3

Hello.

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Question regarding your parents: how did they meet?

I’m assuming they told you the story enough times for you to have memorized it

If memory serves, it was in the heat of battle. She was a Celestial Warrior and he was a demon. They actually usually don't get past that point before they take to staring at each other for hours on end.

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Bro drop the beauty routine 🥀

Godly genetics. And an amount of moisturizer that would be frankly unaffordable for a mortal.

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*holds up microphone* opinion on the rumors of SWK and Macaques secret affair?

The rumors are generally well-founded, if often exaggerated. I question your use of the word "secret". Neither of my uncles are very subtle when it comes to love. Simply stubborn.

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*hands you a bottle of aloe vera*

Just in case your boyfriend thinks he doesn't need the one I gave him.

- Sunburnt Anon

Mmm, thank you. He knows he can be burned, it happens to him all the time. I have no idea why he'd think the sun would be any different.

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oh my gosh I can’t believe you turned into the sun just to burn me

have you told Mk yet

Serves you right, peasant.

He's busy preparing to fight the sun; I haven't had time to tell him anything.

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MK’s going to try to beat the sun btw

So I've been told. I can't wait to see how badly he injures himself trying.

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Since you're a fire demon, do you need sunscreen?

- Sunburnt Anon

I do not, but I prefer not to go in the sun at all.

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There is a bird outside that is CONSTANTLY CHIRPING. It is NOT funny. I woke up at 8 am. It sounds like a metronome. I do NOT care if you are trying to "mAtE fOr LiFe". BEING SINGLE FOREVER AND SHUT UPP!!!

Anyways, Hii! How was your day today at EIGHT O CLOCK IN THE MORNING ? :>

We don't often have that problem in the palace, surrounded as it is by smoke.

It's going well, although I am never answering these at 8 AM.

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I love your scars and I think they need to be appreciated more :>

Thank you. You can see them quite well when I take off my coat, I think it makes the rare sight of my bare arms all the more interesting.

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You aren't a boy toy.. 👀

I am not.

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Do you chew cud? Does your dad?

No.