#the bitching would be unreal
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#dream blunt rotation#theres a 90% chance i will keep updating this idc the meme is old#clicking on wallace's photo is integral to the vibes#idk i just feel like theyd get on really well#my ten weed smoking girlfriends#you know huntress wizard would have the good shit#the bitching would be unreal#but bitching as a team#i refuse to belive any of them are straight#wendy corduroy#marceline#wallace wells#mae borowski#huntress wizard#donnie darko#cassandra cain#kim pine#hazel callahan#todd chavez#wallace just got drunk and followed kim but we love that for him#imagining cass fully relaxed for the first time in her life and just staring in silence at the roof while thriving#if donnie or mae went into psychosis sometimes it be like that relatable content who doesn't carry antipsychotics#i imagine it as huntress wizards stuff so i think shes responsible enough to cut them off#i put too much thought into this#cw drugs#weed#hi its me
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could you imagine if they actually canonize sonadow in prime season 3. like. could you imagine. like genuinely. you know. please. please. could you imagine this as actually happening. can this actually happen. can this happen. imagine. please. please. a haa. ha. ha.
#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic prime#prime season 3#sonic prime season 3#sonic prime s3#tumblr#IT’D BE SO FUNNY. BUT ALSO. MY DUMB ASS WOULD TIC SO HARD I’D JUMP OUT A FUCKING WINDOW#i mean in season 2 these bitches were. UNREAL. WHAT ELSE THEY GONNA DO#these hedgehogs got. the Dilemma idk
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godddddd. this and hozier in my earbuds
#i listened to the entirety of unreal unearth while it was drizzling intermittently. fucks severely#bitches who say i’m not high on drugs im high on life yeah i get it. but this and drugs also. very good i would imagine
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Antoinette my beloved
#what a cute little lady would love to see her just biting the absolute shit out of someone#microwaving her in my mind inside the pringles can there are layers#god I love crazy bitches so much it’s unreal (as a crazy bitch I am allowed to say this)#working on an extensive ranking of all JE adaptations based on how much screen time she has#so far 2006 is winning#PUTAAAA#mine#Antoinette cosway#Bertha Mason#wide sargasso sea#Jane eyre#je
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hey guys i found this weird discontinued doll line from 2014, seems like the gimmick is each doll comes with a pet, except the pet is just an entire dude? so theyre mostly sold in two-packs, technically. i cant find much information on these except a weird tie-in comic on neocities, but i cant tell if its official or fan-made. can anyone let me know if they find more pictures of these? thx
#hey i combined 2 things im hyperfixated on again but this time the two things were ranfren and fashion dolls just like in general.#i currently do not really have proper supplies to make good doll customs of them#so for now the sanest course of action was to literally draw them as little dolls in their boxes for sale#i bet these bitches only got 5 pts of articulation /j#randal would have kanekalon hair. sebastian has polypropylene. i drew it like rooted hair but lets be real luther has molded on plastic hair#luther gets 2 releases because his hair color is inconsistent and he wears different color shirts sometimes#i think im going to draw a third release of him with nana.#a playset of the house would be fun but i am NOT drawing that....#the only ones i would want out of the ones ive drawn so far would be the randal and sebastian pack tbh.#not that i dont like luther and his catmen but their fashion isnt as interesting. which is why it was easier 2 draw#i had fun with the accessories though. i also like how i put a coffin shape behind randal and didnt do that for all the other boxes cause#it was too hard#anyways i wanna make more of these when i have the time... i wanna draw nurse randal and i want a release of satoru with camio(?spelling)#unreality#<== jic. mostly cause of my fun little caption#images that are horrid to see and look at#mspaint#dollblr#fashion dolls#ranfren#randal's friends#randal ivory#randal von ivory#sebastian de tomato smith chicken legs#luther ivory#luther von ivory#nyen catman#nyon catman
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PLEASE nuking them is crazy but yes agree with that too. it’s also crazy to me that people are mad at chappell roan for setting boundaries in a NICE way because i know for a fact if i were famous i’d be a total bitch about it… 🤦
oh babe dont even get me started on chappells hate train rn jve been so angry abt it!!!! first of all she has the right to not wanna be stalked like hello???? theyre stalking her family and trying to say she’s a bad person because she doesn’t like that like hello??? this is ur daily reminder that nobody owes you anything, especially celebrities!!!!! theyre people just like you are and who gives a shit if she doesn’t wanna take a pic with you or isn’t always having the happiest day in the world???? people are such fake fans that it’s genuinely mind boggling that they’re mad over a simple curtesy of not wanting to be stalked and harassed like.. wtf ur weird..
if i was her id literally be cursing my fans out every single day i live and breathe on this godforsaken earth for making everyone else seem like a victim when she’s the victim here. i see now why a lot of celebs don’t want people idolizing them and sometimes it’s better that you don’t meet your heroes or whatever. but anyways, more room for the gay ppl!
#nats-revival#astrids inbox#like i don’t even understand WHY people were mad about it in the first place#nova went entirely too far with their fangirling#and i like alot of celebrities somewhat but oh my god#it would never get to this point that im STALKING then and HARASSING their family wtf???#nova and the other ppl mad at chappell roan are genuinely unreal#you have no fucking empathy or a lick of compassion if you don’t understand why chappell doesn’t want this#she has a right to privacy and she also has a right to not interact with fans and be real when they invade her space??#call her a bitch all you want but at the end of the day she’s just like you and me#the people on twt are even worse like omf KILL YOURSELF ATP#chappell roan
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#unreal#quinn king#chet wilton#jay carter#//#sine's edits#'boss ass bitch no one's above her' like rebecca would sing
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the funniest thing is when people treat these characters like real ass people. like. oh noo im gonna hurt this fictional character’s fee fees by critiquing them…. awww I’m gonna hurt this character’s fee fees by liking this OTHER character over them :( please go outside like actually
#rwde#ive seen this a couple times and it’s so unreal it’s funny#these are fictional bitches I’ll like whoever I want and I’ll dislike whoever I want#nany nany boo boo sticks tongue at you makes L with my finger and does a little jig#again. god forbid these kinds of people get into the d1 fandom they would not last a day
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was thinking about a tma riptide au and the shadowskull massacre totally wouldve been a slaughter ritual
#my post#i am implying the navy would serve the slaughter. which like. of course it does#they are also kinda desolation coded but idk#lizzie would also be slaughter. she'd've become an avatar after the massacre#i think gill was *almost* one too. but like when he was banished and met chip and jay he managed to avoid it#only to be swooped up by another fear of course. idk which one for him though#i think chip is desolation ^_^ not bcus of the fire but bcus of the whole. losing everything. thing. yknow.#the doctor would be the extinction <3#and niklaus would be the eye. thats the easiest one that bitch is so eye coded its unREAL.#jay is the hunt! easy#gill i think could be stranger or buried idk yet#the vast would have a chokehold on this world good lord. mana is like 99% water#JAYS GRANDMA IS SOOO WEB#anyways im not like makin an au or anything i just like assigning entities to things . smile ^_^
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im so fucking mad at myself at my mother at her dead husband at god fucking knows what. "concentrate on yourself" well i cant can i. now more than anything i should and i cant. losing my fucking mind istg
#i wasted the whole fucking weekend because i *had to* come visit her and once i visited i *had to* hang out with my fucking grandfather#watching him cry about grandma and bitch about modern times and the waiter not doing his job because the café was full to bursting#and it took longer than usual to get our coffees so ofc he had to loudly insult him in third person. oh and then he had to bitch about#gay people and women who dont want children too because of he did. and i sat there and listened to it because i HAD TO#wasted four fucking hours. and then i HAD TO go to the theatre with my mom because she got us tickets because she wanted this#to be a nice day for me but i dont have fucking time to have nice days rn but in order for HER to have a nice day i need to at least pretend#i am having one. so i wasted another almost two hours on that play#which was some modern uselessly loud to the point of being physically painful bullshit bad enough that we left mid-show#and then i had to go meet with her friends so lost another two hours and by the time i got home to write that bullshit thesis it was 11pm#and i barely got anything done till 1 am because i went through another stupid little mental breakdown and then it was almost 6 am#and i had to stop because i had a train at 8 and i already only slept like 3 hours that day#and then i got home yesterday totally fucking exhausted and i started reading stuff for the thesis but i was falling asleep so i laid down#'for 10 minutes' and i woke up today at 6. not having written a word lol#and now i could just say fuck it and defend it in september and it would make my life so much easier. but my voice teacher wants me#to get accepted for the masters degree even if im already planning to get the deans leave for the first semester so like. god.#i cant do this lol#i know i should have started earlier but i was kinda busy losing my fucking mind and lying in bed staring at the ceiling for hours#and contemplating dropping out completely lol god i hate my life so much it's unreal
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Look at them living it up
oh who is that
It's just Matt Engarde, their little brother. You remember from playing, of course!
#unreality#cw unreality#unreality tw#i mean if you actually believed this hon i'm sorry#i'm sorry a bitch like me would do this to you#my desire for content especially family angst related#knows no bounds#just hope i never sink down to SBI family angst levels#shadows bless#Matt being the most normal member of his family is the scariest thing of all#noelle's rambles#what the hell is this shit#the coffin of andy and leyley#matt engarde#ace attorney#andy graves#leyley graves
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You seem like tha type of bitch what never got slurmed off the Lurch...and it shows laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji red one hundred number emoji cat crying laughing emoji period enter key and you know what else I thought of oh God there's a fucking oh my god there's been an accident Siri stop text to typing and call nine one one and emergency services right fucking now he's killing people he's shooting people on the highway on my god his wife is oh my god no no no grab the kids no please God have mercy please Lord Jesus watch over these precious children oh my God oh wait nevermind it was some sort of viral prank or something yeah it was a prank the kids are laughing and holding their phones up like they're filming something the mom is crying and she doesn't look happy at all the guy is laughing ha ha everyone is laughing and pointing at her ha ha what a dumb broad oh it's still text to typing well anyway yeah
I saw the first few words and the length of the text and thought I was about to read the most devastating anon hate of my life but no ur right I never did get slurmed off the lurch and honestly that's on me
#ask#roat talk tag#anon#even though theres only one bitch in my life who would say this#uhhhh lets see#ask to tag#guns#car accidents#unreality#shootings#misogyny#general content warning#jonon
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Man, I can’t believe the entirety of the Sonic the Hedgehog cast is polyqueer. That’s so wild.
#sonic the hedgehog#polyshipping#polyamory#polyqueer#like if you were to ask any one of those characters who they were dating#their answers would change based on schedule availability; the phases of the moon; and whether or not they had breakfast that morning#Amy just gets… so many bitches it’s unreal#shit post
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and that's all missions and expeditions goals done! fuck red lizards.
#rip the scav i apparently accidentally stabbed while trying to save them from a cyan#or something like that#god the red was literally the hardest part it's unreal#how are they so fast. how is their reaction time so fast#why can they JUMP AFTER YOU#DESPITE HAVING NO ABILITY TO JUMP#i had to spear spam the bitch to death after parrying it AND stun it with my electric spear#which broke :) but i happened to find an uncharged one the same cycle thankfully#everything else was fine#well i had to spawn in an explosive for the DLL but that was partially my fault for not bringing one in#but i am not sitting there and stabbing a DLL core with 200 spears#granted i was a bit stubborn with the red#i fought the one in the IC room near CC#it probably would have been a lot easier to bait one in outskirts with a dead squidcada#and then send about 20 spears into its ass#but hey i did it#rain world#downpour#i'm never fighting a red lizard again that genuinely sucked#king vultures are fine. red centipedes can get spear spammed pretty easily#red lizards? just go fuck yourself i guess
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As someone with autism and knowledge of SCP
Now you know.
#im a virgin but like#go get some bitches ffs#also#tw unreality#<- like come on i would like people to not start going insane (me included)
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can we pour one out for kanji he is constantly going through it. chie shut the fuck up
#ARGVHVHHJNGGHHHHHGHHHG#kanji you deserve the world i cant believe an ugly ass bitch like yosuke and chie would ever say that to you#live tia reaction#LIKE. ITS SOOO UNREAL.#how are they going yeah we'll write this gay character coming to terms with his sexuality and accepting who he is#and then we're gonna make our other main characters make constant homophobic comments towards him#LIKE#picking up kanji and naoto and taking them away from this shit ass game
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