#the best wives

[sentientsky]

on preemptive grief. on bracing for impact. on looking towards the horizon line and flinching

Rayne Fisher-Quann, “home for the holidays: an essay (sort of) about grief (sort of)” // me // David Levithan // The Crane Wives, “Black Hole Fantasy” // me (again)

[gleafer]

I made them ladies!😍❤️

Who speak their minds! Yes, a right prick, indeed!

[theseusmc]

woe. low quality flower wives be upon ye

[coldzonkprofessorturtle]

Maya’s jog, Carina’s brief shock, that deep breath/total relief at the end?? Come on, this is too good.

You sure you’re okay? I will be. Just need to get to Carina.

[dingledraw]

League of their own au, based on an ask from @averageambivert 🫶. Antonia Crowley plays for ‘The Devils😈’ and Azariyah Fell plays for ‘The Angels 😇’ so It’s a ‘enemies to lovers’ type of au (but a speedrun cause I don’t like too much conflict lol).

This Aziraphale doesn’t really know how to navigate interactions with someone she finds attractive 🙈

[brainrotcharacters]

Loved the Spartan royalty in Penelope's voice when she snarled "I'd rather die than grow old without the best of you" because I do visualize her sweetly, passive aggressively smiling at the suitors (not knowing/already knowing Odysseus is already among them) as she says it

[popipopipopipopipo000]

Laios Touden and Sugimoto Saichi would get along really well

Both love food, care for their party more than they care for themselves, are very strong, love food again, eat any animal (and/or creature) and are capable of eating raw meat with no problem whatsoever. They’re the best frfr

[onesidedradiostatic]

Vox and Lucifer have an extremely dramatic fight next season over which one of them is the Most Divorced that ends with both of them crying and Alastor's torn between enjoying Vox and Lucifer's breakdowns and wanting to point out to Vox (and everyone else for good measure) that they weren't even married?? Get down from there what are you going on about

LMAOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. then they both shout at the same time

"SHE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"

"HE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"

and then they both just stop and stare at each other slowly and then at alastor as they start connecting the dots. and then alastor nopes out because he's not explaining himself or his connection to lilith. especially not to THEM.

[grandapplewit]

Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.

[sentientsky]

a hastily thrown-together good omens shitpost made with my actual real life text message conversations

(here’s part 2)

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you want actual like on god for real actually exist you can see the papyri/tablets very incredibly cute egyptian letters absolutely go read translations of the amarna letters between king amenhotep III and his absolute bestest best friend in the whole wide world king tushratta of mitanni

[fosliie]

They say that I’m a star, that I won’t last

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Do you understand what I’m saying

[witheredgardenparty]

Yanderes as wife guys. That's it. That's the entire thought.

[thehozziest]

Do you think the night before Odysseus left for Troy he stayed all night by Telemachus' side? Do you think Penelope tried to get him to go back to bed cause she just wanted to pretend it was a normal night? That they'll still be together for nights to come?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

May I offer you a hastily drawn picture to wish you a good get-through-the-week? :3

HELLO ??????? HELLO hot gluing this to my eyes IMMEDIATELY thank you so much i feel myself becoming stronger already