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Sad to learn yesterday that my favourite of my neighbour's chickens passed away suddenly.
Rest in peace, Cyclops. You were a funny, friendly creature. You could fuck up a tin of sardines and absolutely killed a mouse once.
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
#it’s usually the chicken bouillon#also the best ingredient to have in your kitchen is ketchup#trust me#text#breached containment
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
#dinosaur#evolution#comic#prehistoric#animal#wildlife#paleontology#biology#poetry#comics#original#my art#archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know#but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway#also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose#its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane#its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously#and to love it both ways#also the jurassic park thing#where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino#and said. hey hang on. i know that walk.#and pulled up footage of a chicken walking#which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds#in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight#i always like it when other artists do#the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont#and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent#anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change#also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link#the antidote to despair is awe
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How to Make the Best Chicken Wild Pozole | Game Day Comfort Food @eatcolor
#youtube#How to Make the Best Chicken Wild Pozole#How to Make#the Best Chicken#Chicken#Wild Pozole#Pozole#Chicken Wild Pozole#How to Make the Best Chicken#Game Day Comfort Food#eatcolor#eat#eat color#Claudi#recipe#food#food recipe#cooking#cooking recipe
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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?
Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this
HATSUNE BEAK-U
(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)
#makenna made a thing#hatsune miku#chicken miku#onagadori#the roosters are the ones with the tails but that just opens this up for even more possibilities#is she trans? is she assigned hen at birth but went through spontaneous sex reversal like can happen to poultry if a hens ovary goes wonky?#it's up to you follow your heart miku can be anything#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#artists on tumblr#birdblr#chickenblr#birds#this breed doesn't typically have this comb type but shhhh#vocaloid#yes i WILL chickenify your fictional celebrities!!#anon#ngl this was actually a really good character design exercise lol#does she dye her feathers? she'll never tell this is anime logic
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...👉👈'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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I thought this feisty little critter was an isopod until I got a closer look. This is a carrion beetle larva, and, as their name suggests, adults and larvae of this insect eat dead animals, maggots that live in carrion, and/or other types of decaying organic matter. I have no idea where this one came from, since there were no dead animals nearby or compost. Perhaps an insectivorous bird dropped it, or maybe this particular species likes chicken manure (there was a chicken tractor nearby vroom vroom). Putting this next part below the cut because it's a little gross. Proceed with caution:
This carrion beetle child seemed somewhat hungry, as it was nibbling at some dead skin around my finger nail. It tickled a bit and reminded me of the shrimp they sometimes have at aquariums that will nibble at your fingers. Yes that's a thing.
unidentified Silphidae larva Northeastern Pennsylvania, US
#carrion beetle#Silphidae#beetle#coleoptera#carrion beetle larva#larva#insect#nature#bugs#nature photography#biodiversity#animals#bugblr#inaturalist#arthropods#entomology#insect appreciation#child#chicken tractor#vroom vroom#not an isopod#nature's best manicure#nom nom#creature#macro#macro photography
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Can I interest you in a couple of Jasons…
#i have been held by the neck by my best friend to post about him already because.#he’s been rotating in my head 24/7 like a rotisserie chicken since october 2023#jason todd#red hood#spidertams#dc comics
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Ah yes, my favorite episodes of smiling critters
It was originally just supposed to be this
Man...
#kickin is just not having a good time#bobby's trying her best to comfort#bubba believes this to be a scientific discovery#crafty's helping measure the entirety of the backrooms#catnap immediately found the highest spot possible and clocked out#hoppy is having a good time#picky hasn't eaten in 2 minutes#dogday has to hold her back from eating the walls#good day#poppy playtime#smiling critters#poppy playtime chapter 3#dogday#dogday poppy playtime#catnap#catnap poppy playtime#doodle#craftycorn#bubba bubbaphant#hoppy hopscotch#kickin chicken#picky piggy#bobby bearhug#caramelcove
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Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan ♥
#sebastian stan#sebstanedit#sebastianstanedit#marveledit#my favorite boy..................................i love you so much i miss your face#i wish only the best things for you and also for me like maybe one (1) nibble please#also please ignore the brief t in his hair in that second gif the french hate me#also guess how long i tried doing cool text stuff that ultimately got tossed god when will i learn typography#anyway my three fave appearances from this year mwah mwah mwah love you happy birthday my sweet chicken nugget
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made a classic romcom movie poster for 'Chicken Shop Date' starring Andrew Garfield and Amelia Dimoldenberg, because I can’t get enough of this interview.
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Sephiroth when he finds out how maternal Silkie Chickens are.
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13/10/1998 - happy birthday to actor, legend, bestie, crush and personal heart killer khaotung thanawat 🫶🏻✨💓🫳🏻🐈🧎🏼♀️😌💝
#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#happy birthday to my best boy!!!!! 🥺#my baby my hubbie my boyfriend forever love of my life 😩😭#i love my favorite boy so much I hope he has the best day today!!!! 🥺#surrounded by people that he loves#happy 26!!!!!#I hope we will continue to witness him being the insane actor that he is for a long time#as he is part of the acting elite#all of this characters are legends and so is he#truly an A-lister#so glad i decided to watch the disaster that was 2gether in 2020 and fell in love with fong lmao#cried multiple times making this#especially when i got to longtae and chon because my goodness#the baby vibes were through the roof#the way he went from this to ray pakorn in all his sluttiness#insanity#LEGEND#but anyway#series in order:#my tee (cause youre my boy)#blacklist#tonhon chonlatee#2gether the series#a tale of thousand stars#55:15 never too late#the eclipse#moonlight chicken#homeschool the series#only friends
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My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(
My overly friendly buff orpington: say less
#what a nice dog#i love golden retrievers#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#my pets#my feather babies#beula be like is anyone else gonna be the house chicken or??#chickenblr#birdblr#pet bird#buff orpington behavior
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Seungmin - Stay Japan Special Video.
#he's so cute... fluffy hair/no makeup is best seungmin to me.#and if you cant appreciate convenience store fried chicken. well. i'll never understand#kim seungmin#stray kids#skz#bystay#skz gifs#stray kids gifs#jesskz#createskz#skzedit#gagwanzsource#seungminsource#vocalracha#this is months and months old but i finally got around to it lol#shoutout daddaya shes always got me covered
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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