#the best being...the bare minimum
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I'm not even trying in school work bro
#im ruining my life bro#but like#eurgh#skewl#i REALLY need to lock in#im gonna fail#lets be ignorant and try our best#the best being...the bare minimum
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#kaminari denki#he was so real for this#in american hs AUs i need him being the cookie monster pajama pants girl#who does the bare minimum in gym class#and just spends most of it talking to his gay best friends (mm + jr)
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Ppl in fandom will be like "look at how loving this family is! look at these AMAZING parents! They love their child so much!!! #FamilyGoals!"
and then the family is literally the most toxic and dysfunctional relationship in actual canon.
#text#looks at the monkie kid and cookie run fandoms#ppl act like the bare minimum is revolutionary for how a parent treats their child#literally saw someone say that because dark choco got cake for his birthdays it meant cacao was the best father ever#like...birthday cake? the thing majority of ppl get for their birthday. the STAPLE of a stereotypical birthday? thats how low the bar is?#or how ppl said that DBK was actually a good father because he called Red son 'son' in s2 special#or how iron fan was a good mom because she didn't let Red son get hit by DBK like....#y'all are praising ppl for the BARE MINIMUM HERE. SHIT THAT IS REQUIRED TO BEING A PARENT.#fandom is so annoying sometimes is2g
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It seems that women nowadays have higher standards (as they should) and are succeeding on their own and in community with other women better than ever before and instead of improving themselves and trying to be better people as well, men decide that they're going to double down on their misogyny in order to cope with how inept, dull and lackluster the majority of them are.
#misogyny#patriarchy#there's so many women who would make excellent mothers and partners and then you look at men and BARELY any of them can match up#decentre men from your life#best thing a woman can do for herself#men can cope and seethe#like men whine that women are unreasonable when most of them have BARE MINIMUM surface level expectations that are actually reasonable#women aren't being unreasonable AT ALL men are just pissy that women won't tolerate the disrespect abuse their moms and grandmas endured
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sirius trying to give himself affirmations like “it’s normal to feel” “it’s normal to want” after meeting and knowing james
#because something being okay isn’t a reason to do it#normal is something else completely#relearning how to human through their friends basically#i’m not ok#posting about sirius again#this isn’t for eyes#being the best isn’t necessarily a want when it���s the bare minimum and also the maximum you can be#it just is something that is a part of you
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were there any pre canon concepts for adrien's/felix's room? i hate the canon one so much the layout confuses me
Afraid not. I think the closest we have is the information that Felix/ Adrian's family owned a hotel (this is before he was made into the villain's son.) A lot of early and even current ladybug is pretty focused around Marinette. Nathan-Felix-Adrien as a character is shockingly inconsequential to the narrative as a whole. (Which is probably why he was so easily edited throughout development whereas Marinette stayed pretty consistent.... And is also apparently still the case from what I've heard of the recent season.)
You can actually really see a lot of the inspiration that it transferred to the agreste mansion... But it also lost a lot of style and flair. Richard had a lot of art deco inspiration in the buildings associated with his character. And you can kind of see that in the hotel piece here. It's all connected, at least I believe it is.
It makes sense that the current one is frustrating. It's a mix between " oh this is what a fabulously wealthy teen boy would like" being full of video games and literal arcade machines, but still having like no personality? Like it's big. Because Adrian is rich. And it's like... Largely undecorated because Gabriel is like a minimalist or whatever... Except for all of the stuff that Adrian has because he's rich. And that's literally the end of it.
Edit: If I were to fathom a... A room that does line up with that hotel era then I would do something like this, except with more whites and golds rather than blue... Or just tailor it to however the cat's relationship to his father is.
#It's like go one way or the other man#is he overprotected and not allowed to express himself? then give him the bare bones room with nothing but the bookshelves.#or is he spoiled and sheltered where he can literally do whatever the fuck he wants to his apartment-sized room.#I never particularly like depicting Felix as a character who benefits from his father's wealth#largely because I'm caught between that crossroad of not really wanting to depict a rich character#but also you can't divorce that from Felix's narrative and still indulge in him being related to Richard#my favorite depiction is that sure his family is rich. But his father is also incredibly strict.#Felix gets the bare minimum. he gets a room. he gets a bed. he gets a desk. And because Rich is a generous soul... A bookshelf#but this isn't your house boy. And if you want to live here then you have to live by my rules and you have to fulfill my requirements#he has no rights to privacy. he has no rights to a space of his own. he has no rights to pick his hobbies. not while he's living there#and it's all painted in that bright white because if anyone's going to be a minimalist it's going to be Richard Sphinx#no wonder Felix likes to escape into books or hide at the library or spend his time in the park#no wonder he takes so easily to being chat when his life is like this#in Stark contrast to private Jets and literal yacht vacations and the best toys that daddy's money can buy energy that Adrian gives off
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another doodle :3 mtt clothing swap!
DUST STOP SERVING WITH HORROR AND TAKE YOUR DEAD ASS BROTHERS SCARF OFF KILLER HES ABOUT TO HAVE A MOVIE REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK
#this is what bad sanses is to me#horrordust having the time of their lives and then the world + nightmare being out for killer#no because why do they look good in each others clothes. actually why did i ask theyre mtt OF COURSE they look good in eachothers clothes#i cant tell im just biased or not but dust doesnt look that bald without the hood the way i drew him#he looks FAR too similar to classic in my style though its unnerving. ive been noticing that recently its scary#change the colors on him thats classic. thats sans undertale#killer a PAPYRUS behind you 💙#hold up wait hold on??? DUST outfit killer... HORROR outfit dust... KILLER outfit horror........#that order of swaps is just like a certain other trio of mine. i wonder who. huh#swapinverse reference (only i understand because i have not told much about swapinverse to anyone)#triglycercule when will you stop talking about swapinverse when nobody knows about it and actually start swapinverse posting!!!!!#never (when i finish the full doc including character details and actual multiverse lore)#which will likely be in like 2027 or something idk man im a slow worker#slow in working and physical activity too 💔💔💔 triglycercule what can you not not do?#i can be unnecessarily into 3 freaks who dont even know eachother and put them into every situation together#truely comedic. thank you i know. i am truly a comic. call me the muse of comedy. call me....... thalia (gets shot)#ANOTHER swapinverse reference???? WE CANNOT LET BRO GET AWAY WITH THIS ‼️‼️‼️‼️#was gonna say bruh but then i realized i would sound too much like epic and um#listen epic i like you but id rather shoot myself than speak like you bruh#yet another doodle where killer is the butt of the joke. at least its not like 90% of other jokes like this#where killer either gets the shit beaten out of him or he gets yelled at or someone gets angry at him#i dont have the right to criticize the majority of the fandom's humor ill silence myself#tricule art#THIS one goes in tricule art because its digital and not traditional. i know thats medium discrimination. i dont care#can you believe i only drew this during a 5 hour flight. seriously. 5 HOURS 4 ONLY THIS?????#whatever at least ive been drawing. bare minimum is best minimum#as long as i keep draw...... eventually ill improve....... its literally impossible if i dont improve if i dont keep drawing#imGONNA improve soon trust (when will it happne 😞😞😞☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️)
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the ezra/toonimal doc is so fuckin weird to me, like i get why it got posted, i'm against doxing even people like this on principal, but i understand the desire to protect the kids involved and stop any criminal activity beyond that. but even then like. it's not reducing harm to post it with the usernames of kids uncensored for anyone viewing the Public doc to see. "oh we censored it though" do a better job.
#tbh after looking into it more a lot of the 'evidence' feels suspect at best#like as someone that understands how mastodon's federation works it feels disingenuous to act like ezra/toonimal had#any control at all over the people not on their instance?#also might just be a bit pissed that one of the screenshots that wasn't censored#includes the discord pfp and username of a minor that i personally know#like wow did you get the clout you fucking cretin#i'm seething with rage over this in case it wasn't blatantly obvious#like if you're gonna Pretend to give a shit about minors being exposed to harm at least do the bare fucking minimum#to keep them protected from bad actors viewing your doc#sick to my stomach thinking that this isn't an isolated incident and Multiple uncensored names are just minors#because it means anyone viewing the doc that's willing to abuse kids is gonna see it and can be confident they won't talk
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WAIT A MINUTE MY HEADCANON OF ZIM ALWAYS KNOWING ABOUT HIS DEFECTS HAS A LITTLE PLACE IN CANON!
One of the first things Zim does upon having his PAK calibrated is point out the mistakes. 40 shmillion mistakes. 40 shmillion defects right from birth. And he almost immediately tells the downloading robot what they are, almost revealing his defects before he even learned what defects are.
Right from the start Zim knew something was wrong with him, but didn’t know what to call those mistakes until he was properly in the academy for a few days and was told exactly what defects were.
I can barely imagine the horror that a young Zim would feel in that moment. He’s known that there were mistakes in his PAK for the last week or so of his existence, but now he’s being told that those mistakes (that he’s come very close to telling people about) are:
Actually called defects
Are flaws in his BRAIN instead of just errors in his PAK
Turn otherwise flawless irkens into mistakes that actively go against the empire
Must be handed it to the authorities so the defective Irken can be “fixed” (actually deleted, but that fact is kept as an open secret until the Irken is a few years older and more used to it. It also tricks young defectives like Zim that know they they’re defective into handing themselves and those around them in)
#invader zim#Zim#headcanons#also another headcanon that goes with this one:#despite it being said that ‘All Irken knowledge is downloaded into the PAK at birth’#it’s actually just the bare minimum that’s downloaded#a rundown of what an Irken is along with a bunch of Irken ideals and values#a bunch of Irken history (much of which is falsified)#modern knowledge like the current tallest#reading and writing along with full understanding of the Irken language#most elementary to mid high school subjects#that sort of thing#not everything can be downloaded and many things like combat military strategy and how to drive are best taught through experience instead#and there’s also things that are deemed to be too minor to be included in the download (like what defects are and how to report them)#so immediately after the download comes ten years of mandatory schooling where the Irken learns everything that can’t be or isn’t downloaded
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silly little vent in the tags
#i really miss him and it's not fair how much i gave to him every day when i had to beg for attention back#i don't get why this always happens#it's every single person every single time#and they always tell me i was the best person they ever dated and i made them realize what being loved feels like or whatever#but i always end up more damaged#it feels like people think the way i love is like an apology from the universe that they can just take all of without reciprocating#instead of another traumatized person with feelings also trying to get what they give#it's so exhausting and frustrating i just want to love someone that loves me back#and they all say they do and tell me how great i am but they never listen when i communicate what i need and i have to beg#and they expect praise for the bare minimum#i asked him what he does for me and he said 'i was there to support you'#do you want a medal?? you SHOULD support your partners and your friends#and they all acknowledge that when the roles are reversed#what really fucks me up about it is when i see how they treated their exes#why not me?? what did i do wrong??#and they say i didn't do anything and that i was the best but no one acts like it#im so fucking tired of this it hurts so much#like i know for a fact my other ex legitimately saw me as his reward for persevering through rejection#when can people start seeing me as an equal to them that also wants to be loved and valued and needed?? it's not fair#people keep taking advantage of me and how caring i am towards them and it sucks#im losing hope once someone DOES treat me right i won't even trust it#personal posts 😌✨️✨️#tw vent
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gwen n miles are actually forced as hell ngl
#Like...y'all had knew each other for like 2 days#Had one conversation#And went your separate ways for a year and a half and are so sprung on each other...for what#There's actually like...no development for them romantically in a realistic way#Im not shown why would miles be hung up on some girl and consistently drawing her when he barely knows her#Or why gwen is suddenly pinning over miles despite only wanting to be friends now she's obsessed over him when she's obvs met and bonded#More with other ppl during her stay at ss vs only knowing miles for a day and having one long convo it makes no sense#I see nothing special and deep about their relationship other than they're the main male and female leads so let's throw them together#With the bare minimum 'development' because ppls standards are so low they'll suck it up anyways and claim it as 'best superhero romance'#Despite it being just as cliche boring and stereotypical as the other superhero romances they claim isn't as good like plz be ffr
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How are you? What are your plans for this weekend?
They still haven't restocked my pink lemonade
Now I'm drinking apple juice like some kind of freak
I want strawberries, but The Creature (economical inflation) demands my left kidney for it
Bad. It's been bad, Anon. I hope your days are better than mine
Was hoping to go to the cinema this weekend, but I don't wanna risk it burning down like that one bowling alley on my birthday
#yesterday was especially bad#The thing about being on expensive medicine is that part of you hopes it doesn't work so at you can justify not buying it#Because if it does work. and it actually makes me better. it means the only thing standing between me and good health is-#-a monthly payment of a substantial amount of money that could've gone for food. That It costs so much just to reach the bare minimum health#other people take for granted#what's worse is that the knowledge you'll rely on it for the rest of your life#I rather be disappointed from the start than gain hope only to have it snatched away#I can't fall if I don't fly#I need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt and just start ditching the second something seems off#then I have the audacity to act surprised when they turn out to be awful#maybe I wasn't built for friendship maybe being a hermit comes with being a writer#there can't be something wrong with all of these tens of people I keep leaving. could there? It's statically unlikely. extremely.#I'm the one common factor#I fixed so much how am i still stuck at the starting point. how am I still difficult. this is the best version of me i could ever amount to#my hair looks pretty tho. recently washed it and the curls are really curling#i look hot at least. i have this one thing going for me. being chronically sick results in a nice figure who could've guessed#yay. sxual obejctz. i win. woo
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love/hate reviews on businesses that say “the employees seemed like the didn’t want to be there/acted like it’s just a job” like buddy i hate to be the one to tell u this….
#sometimes retail workers have bad days! hospo workers have bad days!#they are doing their best but if they’re acting like it’s just a job… that’s because it literally is#pleeeease just let people do the bare minimum#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE BEING PAID THE BARE MINIMUM
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People who offer solutions to my problems should all be required to take part in a 30 day free trial of living with all of my conditions just to ensure that their helpful tips are realistic and not actually just one more obstacle on the list of never ending obstacles that I have to manage everyday
#listen i dont hate getting advice or well meant suggestions#however i am exhausted and overwhelmed and constantly managing the maximum amount of things i can manage#i would like real help#i also would like to see how other people manage my conditions because i honestly dont know if im naybe just being a baby about it or not#like i wanna know how this effects other people but also would never wish this upon someone#i just need to know that I'm doing my best#or if im not i need to know what i can do better#i just reeeeally dont think my friends understand the amount of energy that it takes to barely manage#im at the point where i spend half the week resting in preparation to take a shower and do the dishes#and the other half recovering from doing them#if i even did#yes i dont shower very often i know its gross blah blah blah#its usually like 4 days between showers atm i think#dishes is like one to two weeks tho#i cant keep up with even the bare minimum amount of things and it sucks#all of the real solutions cost money#i also hate to list all of the ways that the help is not helpful when people are trying to help#because then i sound like i dont want help :(( i sound bitter and mean#and i dont wanna come across that way
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Being multigender really is just struggling to not let people pick one of your genders over another yknow
#like i gotta prove that im a man with all my might because nobody irl thinks im one#but if i insist too much then they forget im also a woman#and being both a gnc woman and gender conforming man makes it really difficult#because one theres always gonna be things about me people will consider inherently feminine no matter what#my figure. my voice. etc#so at best theyll consider me andorgynous or a feminine man whos also a woman#its complicated. i dont get much dysphoria but most of what i do get is social#and just. frustration that so few people will actually see me the way i want to be seen#like im nonbinary yes but i dont go by they/them and both binary genders equally apply to me#yes im a man and yes im a woman no i dont fluctuate between them im both 100% of the time#yes i consider myself masculine and no i do not relate to femininity#no i dont want to quote on quote try harder to be masculine. i just am i like how i look and i feel masculine and thats good enough#i have adhd and doing the bare minimum to manage my health each day is hard enough#do i look like i want to do anything else#idk why i went on a ramble but anyway. wish i could magically make people see me and my gender the way i want to be seen
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What if they didn't put ads every 3 posts. Three posts between ads, literally. Not even counting the ad for Tumblr Live.
Also what if tumblr didn't know what city Im in. I do not want my location tracked or stored anywhere unless I give explicit ongoing permission, like with my GPS app that I allow to track me only when the app is open, and then it deletes the data (allegedly) when I stop giving permission.
#ugh i do SO much to try to keep my location private. i use an android with all the tracking things Off (except for my weather app#which is a highly specific app that does NOTHING except provide weather; and i have the location turned Off so it doesnt even know where i#live). my tumblr email is not connected to any real life stuff because i made it when i was very closeted and made a new email and password#for it and never linked them to anything else. i have bare minimum apps. i use firefox and duckduckgo.#for shits sake i use a small barely-known map app because any Map App that has had large success under capitalism is inevitably going to#start selling private info or working with a cheap security system designed to allow quiet data leaks.#i guess i use gmail and gphotos but my phone doesnt HAVE a native Photo App. i have to use one i download and im too damn skittish to try#i guess i did get netflix recently....sigh.... i figured they WERENT tracking me because they email me EVERY TIME I USE NETFLIX to alert me#that OHHHH A NEW DEVICE IS USING NETFLIX AAAAA WHAT IF ITS AGAINST NETFLIX POLICY OH NOOOO. so i figured they didnt have a way to ID me.#UGH. CAN I PLEASE EXIST WITHOUT BEING MONITORED FOR FIVE SECONDS. can i please access Social Media which is a shitty substitute for actual#human connection but its the best i have--without someone noting my location and then trying to sell me things??? can i please watch film???#i cant go to a theater because my region does NOT believe in covid and not even medical staff attending Very Ill Patients wear masks anymore#stupid fucking homophobic transphobic anti-vax society has made it too dangerous for me to access most Not-Online forms of enrichment. and i#cant even use the Internet (a magnificent ASTONISHING human creation) without being tracked and advertised to.#ugh..#humanity is just so cool and brave and kind and amazing and yet we have taxes and advertisment IDs and traffic and medicine shortages.#its not like the ads even work. even when it shows me stuff i DO want. i cant fucking afford things. i already have spent too much money on#things that i dont need like Good Food and Entertainment and Juice. ugh....okay i do need food and liquids....Good food even. my body cant#survive on College Foods like it could in the past. And i might literally die if i dont buy juice...#and i guess its really really really heartwarming to have good entertainment to take breaks from all the stress.... its not like i havent l#..... like im so frugal. thank god my partners encourage me to buy myself things. i have been so much healthier since giving in and buying#Non-Water drinks instead of just Chronically Drinking Less Than A Bottle Of Water A Day. my partners are so good and sweet 😓 i shouldnt be#upset with myself for letting them convince me to take care of myself. that isnt fair to them or me so i will stop doing that now.#my faith in humanity is mostly just knowing that my partners exist. theyre so sweet. if people like them exist--then i have faith in humanty#no pressure lol. they are both so good and perfect regardless of how much energy they have to spare for Being Good. they are just inherently#very dear and good to me and for me. but just because i have faith in humanity doesnt mean im gonna stop complaining the whole time!!!!!! i#will whine about the bad stuff forever!!!! and BITE IT if i ever get the chance. but i will complain until the bothersome things go away.#if i complain my whole life with no results then...! so be it. i will whine and it will be art somehow.#sorenhoots
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