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these freaks (affectionate)
#‘sparring’ yeah sure whatever helps you sleep at night#he’s talking about *redacted*#they’re not beating the allegations#in fact#the allegations are beating THEM#honkai star rail#hsr#phaidei
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They are NEVER beating the family allegations, I’m afraid
#the real ghostbusters#rgb#ghostbusters#egon spengler#ray stantz#peter venkman#winston zeddemore#janine melnitz#the allegations are beating THEM#so domestic. so fond of each other#relationship so healthy between literal colleagues that my actual irl family is jealous#they love each other so much#also I can’t stop laughing at the fact that there’s the same music theme in almost all these clips#family moment? crank the doo doo dodododo doo doo doo
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Crudely drawn illustration of my mental image
Cube and Lythorus were definitely the “straight but my god I don’t think I’ve seen a couple do some of this shit before” kind of friends in like middle school. You literally cannot tell me Lythorus hasn’t grabbed Cube by the waist as a joke before.
Anytime Cube remembers any of the stuff they did at that time he loses like 5 years from his lifetime.
Lythorus likes to randomly mention and or reference it and Cube always immediately bashes his head into the nearest wall, it’s a reflex by now.
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drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.
#decided book!az has hints of elton john. its the old queen energy#book!crowley is nice looking average white man who learns how to wear a suit but half the reason he's interesting is bc he's trailing aroun#an old bookseller who looks maybe 30 years his senior and giving him babygirl eyes#its the stark contrast in the looks between the “bland” (cr) and “interesting” (az) that im going for with these guys#god im trying to make them not look like butch lesbians purely from an art skill pov but i cant beat the allegations#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
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Franco Colapinto: 10 objetos sin los que no puede vivir | 10 Esenciales | GQ España
#franco colapinto#francocolapintoedit#f1edit#f1#formula 1#2024#m*#he is not beating the lewis fanboy allegations#he doesnt want to beat them either
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Further speculation on Shen Yuan transmigrating in some kind of Beast:
Werewolf Shen Qingqiu.
And like, major emphasis on the wolf, in his case. Not wolfman. Every full moon Shen Qingqiu has to make arrangements for himself to turn into a gigantic silvery-white wolf that retains extremely little of his consciousness, and mostly just seems to want to do Wolf Things, though according to PIDW and all information he has on the matter, he ought to be turning into a violent and bloodthirsty predator.
However, it turns out that the wolf form does retain some awareness from the mind/soul of the human, meaning that the reason SJ's wolf was so incredibly unsafe to be around was because it was constantly trying to process SJ's trauma in wild animal terms. So, it was hostile towards the vast majority of humans and in a heightened state of anxiety, always anticipating violence (and reacting accordingly) whenever something unexpected happened. Matters were not helped by SJ's decision to try and lock himself up for every transformation, which of course freaked his wolf out even more (trapped) and resulted in self-harm as it desperately tried to escape. It was just that SJ interpreted the self-harm as a sign that the wolf was so extremely violent that it would cannibalize itself rather than go a single night without the taste of blood.
SY, who is a lot less traumatized, conversely has a much more calm and curious wolf. Like he's extremely cautious and nervous about the whole thing, because he's expecting it to be violent based on his information, and since he doesn't retain much awareness of his transformations he has little idea of what his wolf-self does. But he also isn't great at locking himself up like the original goods did, and he never really seems to wake up covered in blood or anything? Once or twice he thinks he might have hunted a rabbit, but they definitely were rabbits and not like his subconscious somehow going after children in the middle of a wilderness somewhere, because when he came to the wolf had brought the leftover bunny bits along back to the ruined temple he was supposed to be shutting himself up into.
The new Shen Qingqiu consequently gets a bit complacent about the whole thing. He can only blame himself. Maybe he should have anticipated Luo Binghe, with his boundless curiosity and interest in his shizun, would notice the oddities in his schedule and follow him out one night. Everyone's supposed to believe that he's just going to brothels and engaging in purely mundane debauchery, though, so why would Binghe doubt his story?
But he did, and so of course Luo Binghe ends up witnessing his shizun's terrible transformation into a wretched and hated beast. Stunned, the young disciple stands transfixed (no doubt in horror) in the moonlight. The wolf sees him, and though Shen Qingqiu doesn't retain much memory, he recollects the running, the leaping, the... uh... licking...?
Well. Turns out that even Shen Qingqiu's subconscious wolf mind recognizes Luo Binghe as pack, and thank goodness too, because at least he didn't attack him!
Although after that it becomes an extreme challenge to explain to Luo Binghe why he can't accompany Shen Qingqiu for his transformations every month. It's not safe, the wolf is unpredictable and Shen Qingqiu can't promise that he won't startle or suddenly change his tune and lash out, and even though Binghe's cultivation is progressing in leaps and bounds, the wolf also isn't limited to normal mortal strength. It would be able to track his scent and follow him relentlessly, chasing him down to catch and pin him beneath its massive paws, and... Binghe why is your face so red? Are you feeling alright? If it's too frightening, then let's not describe it any further, but the point is that it's dangerous.
Shen Qingqiu has to put his foot down. In the end, he has his suspicions that Binghe is still circumventing him, as he could swear he sometimes remembers running around the wilderness with company. (Binghe is absolutely sneaking out to go spend time with Wolf Shizun.) But there's nothing concrete enough to be certain. Meanwhile, Luo Binghe has at least agreed to keep it secret (for now -- probably not once the time comes for Shen Qingqiu to be put on trial) and fusses over his shizun, helping him keep track of the moon scheduling and always making sure he has a full belly before he goes into wilderness seclusion (Shen Qingqiu never says, but somehow Luo Binghe guesses anyway that he doesn't like waking up to find that the wolf had a snack during the night...)
Another hazard: lycanthropy in the PIDW setting is a curse. Like admittedly it's kind of a kickass one, but it still has tons of negative associations, most commonly befalling impoverished individuals or travelers who get bitten by wild wolf demons, and survive only to find that a piece of the wolf's spirit has gotten stuck to their own. Cultivators with lycanthropy are often associated with demons and disrepute, like Wu Yanzi, and there are countless tales of them turning on their own people or being revealed as violent, depraved criminals. It's only slightly more acceptable than being a demon outright.
In other words it's not a desirable circumstance.
And yet, for some reason, Luo Binghe is reprehensibly lapse in his protections against lycanthropy. Shen Qingqiu has told him all of the precautions he knows against it, and yet it's almost like Binghe keeps doing the exact opposite things! Listen, wolves are cool. Shen Qingqiu knows that. He's actually kind of fine with turning into one, since it seems to be less of a ravenous beast situation than he'd feared. But there are still social consequences to this kind of a thing! Luckily, it doesn't actually matter much because even with his uncharacteristic youthful irresponsibility, Binghe's heavenly demon blood protects him from ever being cursed. The only way he'd get lycanthropy would be if he deliberately let a werewolf bite him and then just refused to excise the curse, and even then, he could purge the tainted wolf spirit from him just by force of will whenever he wanted.
Seriously, though! It's only when Shen Qingqiu points out that Luo Binghe is going to make people suspicious with all his negligence towards basic precautions that Binghe finally smartens up about it.
(Luo Binghe, out in the woods during a full moon: Wolf Shizun please bite me? Bite Binghe? Then we can be together every full moon! Look here I'll stick my hand in your mouth... just, just chomp down... no don't lick... *sigh*...)
Anyway, the plot still goes mostly the same, except that when Shen Qingqiu put into the water prison it's the full moon. He expects this is part of Luo Binghe's plan against him -- Binghe probably couldn't reveal the lycanthropy without also admitting he'd known before and helped hide it, but this way, Shen Qingqiu can just get caught as a wolf by the palace guards. But Luo Binghe's just been so frazzled and distressed by everything that he genuinely forgot what phase the moon was on. Shen Qingqiu's expecting a lot of things when he wakes up after transforming in the Water Prison, but being back out of the Water Prison and snuggled up to the protagonist's chest wasn't on the list.
Turns out that after his confrontation with Luo Binghe and the Little Palace Mistress, Gongyi Xiao went to check on him and found him transformed. After Gongyi Xiao alerted the rest of the palace, the Palace Master determined that Shen Qingqiu being a werewolf was as good as a confirmation of guilt, and had the wolf dragged out to be killed. Luo Binghe intervened, Shen Qingqiu took off, and between one thing and another the whole night was spent with Huan Hua and Cang Qiong cultivators trying to catch him (for different reasons).
Of course it was Luo Binghe who eventually cornered the terrified wolf, at which point the wolf actually, finally did bite him. But when Binghe failed to react, it whimpered and went back to its usual behavior, and let Binghe lead it out of the city and off to its usual territory near Cang Qiong. The wolf then proceeded to act like an overjoyed puppy whose owner had finally come back from war, until Binghe broke down and sobbed himself to sleep. It must have curled up onto his chest afterwards.
Shen Qingqiu is deeply embarrassed, but... somehow Luo Binghe doesn't seem to be taking revenge on him?
He's going to need to treat that bite wound soon, though.
Binghe.
Binghe, you are going to treat that--
#svsss#bingqiu#scum villain#long post#scum villain's self saving system#luo binghe you can't be a half demon AND a werewolf#even though it's really cool#because of reasons#people already called you a gary stu on the forums you don't need to give them this kind of ammunition#not that he was ever beating the allegations anyway but that's not the point
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headcanon that tyson thinks percy and annabeth are married. like, he's fully convinced that they're newly weds. and that they just decided to have a private wedding. then one day. percy invites tyson over for dinner with his parents and annabeth. and tyson casually refers to annabeth as percy's wife. and everyone just pauses. but before percy can correct him. annabeth just slyly confirms it and continues setting the table.
#annabeth isn't beating the allegations#she's setting them#she'll refer to percy as her husband when she's around tyson#she convinced both camps to get in on the jokec#she photoshopped her and percy's wedding photo#she made percy buy him and her matching rings#she convinced tyson that her and percy are renewing their vows when they actually get married#she made it a full-time job#a life long mission#she knew what she had to do#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#tyson#tyson is adorable#he thinks his brother is a married man#he's convinced that the year percy and annabeth weren't talking were because they were contemplating divorce#tyson is keeping the percabeth allegations alive under the sea
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ok guys the twins thing is getting freaky now
#f1#mclaren#mclaren formula 1#mclaren racing#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#never beating the twins allegations#i love them
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#he's never beating the heart eye king allegations#king of the heart eyes and she knows it#chenford#tim x lucy#tim bradford#lucy chen#melissa o'neil#eric winter#i love them#faves#7x6#the rookie#1x11#2x11#2x12#2x13#3x9#4x18#5x1#5x5#5x6#5x8#5x9#5x10#5x11#5x12#5x13#5x16#5x19#5x20
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What is this “mom taking her son to the first day of the fourth grade”-ass picture
#ive seen that fit on so many middle schoolers#trust I was one of them#and alex’s face isn't helping#“you okay hon?”#never beating the allegations that he and George are Logans pta moms#have you seen George???#george Russell#logan sargeant#alex Albon#formula 1
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IDW panel redraw of me and my baby bro (in his irl nerdy ahh fit /aff) but kinsona edition 💙
#My art#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#DRAWING TAILS IN A FLANNEL KILLED ME /aff he rocks them#My baby bro was never beating the tails allegations anyways#sonic kinsona
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Castiel is the type to take up gardening. (Angel full of curiosity for all life on Earth.)
He is also the type to turn his enemies into fertilizers. (Ex-soldier of Heaven who got things done, come hell or heaven or purgatory.)
He sees absolutely no problem connecting these two things. It’s very practical, he thinks.
Really, it’s just a body. They need to get rid of it anyway. His plants will appreciate the nutrients.
#spn#castiel#lacks some of the reverence and revulsion humans might have#this might be concerning#i just find it funny#oh the ties to mafia allegations#he’s never beating them#jack: yeah dad turned the guy into plant food#person out of loop: …as one does?#jack: yup as one does!
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Green ninja solos Goku in converse his mommy bought him.
#this was fun#this is movie universe ykykyk#ninjago#fanart#ninjago fanart#lloyd garmadon#art#ninjago movie#t boy swag#never beating the ‘only draws Lloyd’ allegations bc they are true#the movie ninja would absolutely try to get away with wearing sweatpants btw you can’t change my mind#they r teenage boys bro (and Nya girls like them too LMAO) I do that. trust me im literally the source#ArtZaak
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The one (1) thing that did not change about Anthony Bridgerton post-marriage
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton season two#bridgerton gifs#bridgerton#gif#my gif#anthony will never beat the freak allegations I fear#and we love that for them
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Concept for a PMD Gimmighoul! :)
Their name is Boone!! They'd love to evolve one day and they try their best to collect a thousand coins.. but they are so so irresponsible with their money.
#Pokemon#PKMN#Pokemon Mystery Dungeon#PMD#PKMN Gimmighoul#Gimmighoul#PMD oc#PKMN oc#PMD Boone#fizzles draws#might fuck around and make an ask blog for them. itd be funny#also im not beating the 'every character i make is pink' allegations
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I have simply given up on trying to defend Caitlyn. I’m here for the villain arc atp. I support lesbian wrongs.
#At a certain point she just went off the deep end I was like “alr sure why not”#Caitlyn will not be beating the allegations. Any of them#caitlyn kiramman#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#arcane spoilers#caitlyn arcane
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