#the alarm is back to

[slippinmickeys]

Thought I was funny last night and set my alarm to Pharoahe’s ‘Simon Says’ and now I’m awake but I have flop sweat

[afurtivecake]

Sometimes I forget how many fights Kevin gets into because a) his violence is massively overshadowed by incidents of murder and torture and b) at any given moment, he's either having a panic attack or playing exy.

This isn't even all of the instances Kevin starts fights. Like yes, he is the Queen, the First Princess, of exy and yes, he does have every single person he knows ready to fight for his honour, but that doesn't stop him from doing it himself.

[vesperscas]

sam: hey cas we think dean accidentally got hit by a truth spell, i'm gonna try to kill the witch can you stay with him

cas: of course

dean:

cas: we can keep quiet so you won't be forced to say anythin-

dean: i want your cock

cas:

dean:

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

[hellenhighwater]

Oh goddammit I just walked home, remembered that I actually drove to work for once, and now I've got to walk back and get my car.

These heels are getting some mileage today.

[casdeans-pie]

Cas doesn't need to sleep but he holds Dean through the night

He doesn't need to eat but Dean always cooks him a plate of his own

He doesn't need to have sex but [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[copia]

endless ghifs 11/? ⛧ source — "I don't wanna end like this—"

[mowu-moment]

good fucking gravy scryfall you really had to take that opportunity

[otteritos]

thinking about that one part of a vigil on birds and glass where gerard was like "i would be cryptic in (MCR)'s existence and open upon its death" and that really was and continues to be the case. like right after the breakup, 2013-2015 was his Twitter Creature era and then up until around 2019 he was posting regularly on instagram & such. then BOOM the reunion show promo begins and hes gone... i love that

[kalofi]

boys who snork mimimi vs girls who honk shoo

[catladychronicles]

[sauronpilled]

that stare down... what is his issue.

[darlingod]

Cardan: *brings his ex back to live on the land and then exiles Jude who he married the night before & who just got back from enduring over a month of torture*

Cardan: *does not have any doubts that Jude could possibly misinterpret this situation*

[connorsnothereeither]

I know that technically the souls probably aren’t supposed to leave Elysium after they die, but also… I like to think Ulysses finds a way.

Like technically his closest friends are the ones who built the omniportal so there’s a chance he just like, bribes them or pleads really nicely to go back out or something lmao, but I also like to imagine that he just finds a way to sneak back into the mortal world and do storytelling shit sometimes-

Arisanna turning up and grabbing this old man by the scruff of his neck mid campfire story, and dragging him away from his audience like “okay grandpa time to get back in the afterlife dimension you can’t keep doing this”

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[ghostbsuter]

Can be read as a continuation of this

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's been a few weeks, really, since the day he met his biological father.

The oversized hoodie drowned him, a perfect haven while he waits near the entrance to arkham asylum.

The whole week rushed by after the event. His mom, wonderful, black belt, kickass mom had fretted over him the whole time, messaging his therapist not long after and getting an appointment.

His dad had been clingy, giving him bear hugs left and right, it felt nice. Jazz hadn't let him out of her sight for one moment, always searching, always studying.

Man, he loved his family.

"Are you going to visit him?" The gruff voice of Batman asks, and danny shrieks, jumping away as he looks at the vigilante with wide eyes.

"Oh Ancients—! Don't scare me like that!" Danny scolds, hand over his chest and breathing hard.

He can feel the amusement wafting off of Batman. Or something.

Huffing, the child leans against the brickstone pillar holding the gate again.

"No," he ends up answering. "I'm not here to visit... him."

Batman listens quietly, simply standing next to him. He doesn't pressure nor demand anything. If danny thinks more of it, he might get a headache.

"My sister is an intern in Arkham, we're gonna have dinner with Harley and Ivy today." A shrug, and the wind lovingly pushes him.

"Good." The man states, he hesitates a moment before he stretches his arm out towards danny, opening his hand and showcasing the items.

First is a lollipop, famous for being handed over to children after being saved by the bat himself. Second is a pin, in the shape of Batman's signature bat, it had a red button on the other side however.

"It's an emergency alert, in case anything like this happens again." Is quickly explained and Danny takes them, if not a bit tense.

He is unused to the trust the man shows him despite how short their time was spent together. Danny wonders if the bat already snooped around.

"Thanks—"

"Danny!"

His head snaps to the gate opening, brightening up as Jazz runs through and hugs him.

"Jazz!" He eagerly hugs back, thank looks up at her.

"You gotta meet Bat—" He trails off when they turn to the empty spot next to the pair, wind rustling leaves just as he finished. "man..."

Damn batman.

Danny huffs and tugs at Jazz's jacket. "Nevermind then, c'mon let's get a nice present before we visit harley."

Simply bringing her up seems to have Jazz excited. "I still can't believe we're having dinner with THE Dr. Harleen Quinzel!!!"

"And her wife."

"aND THE Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley!!!"

Her enthusiasm is rubbing off on him, he grins, hooking up his arm around hers, and they're skipping towards town, laughing like maniacs.