#because I am old

[captain-grammar]

if we're mutuals and i see you posting about how you're struggling or that things are tough or you're just plain tired, know i am simultaneously willing for the situation to improve, wanting to hug you and tell you 'it will get better', and planning the demise of whoever is causing you grief

i may not know you but dammit if i'm not rooting for you

[faejilly]

guess whose super magpie brain forgets stuff in the washer all the damn time and has to wash it again before it dries?

guess who never liked the washer/dryer or their set-up in the house they bought but there wasn't anything really wrong enough with it to spend money on it?

guess whose washing machine broke? (for unrelated reasons, the 1st thing is hard on water bills and clothes, not so much the machine)

guess who now has a new washer/dryer combo which fits better and will dry things on its own?

[staceymcgillicuddy]

Went swimming and ripped off my fingernail on a rock. However the water was delightful A+ would recommend. All the prompt fills I have waiting will be swimming prompts. Maybe. Probably not.

There was a dead seal on the beach. A shark (or something) had taken a chomp of him and he washed up. I went in the water anyway. Brave af, someone give me a treat.

[bethbethbeth01]

A Poll

[msviolacea]

I have canes and Metamucil for all of us who started on Usenet or mailing lists. 

[slippinmickeys]

Thought I was funny last night and set my alarm to Pharoahe’s ‘Simon Says’ and now I’m awake but I have flop sweat

[hawberries]

it is a citizen's divine right to draw a little Kaveh on her birthday

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[turtletoria]

i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !

[yeyinde]

thinking about Simon who just gets out of prison for murder after he's been locked up since he was 18, and starts working at a slaughterhouse for his parole. a big, scary dog who has bloodstains all over him, permanently crusted in the crease of his nails because he prefers field dressing over dragging the carcass inside the shop. who always smells of iron and sweat, and looms over you like he was trying to keep everyone else from looking at you. possessive, but you only know him from rumours and blog posts. his stare, the intense, hungry way he looks at you always gives you the creeps.

he's bad news. and he tries to woo you by feeding you meat from the animals he butchered (getting angry whenever you buy cuts from someone else), and won't go away even when you tell him to leave you alone. you've heard the rumours. read the news articles. nothing about this man is any good—

but he won't, of course. the thing about prison is that you need to hold onto the things that you have and take the stuff that you don't. a sort of cutthroat survival that has raised him better than his own mother. so, when he finds you (something he doesn't have, but wants), it's just in his nature to take.

[shinesurge]

did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine

well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left

fuck offfff,

[spielzeugkaiser]

Being on the nostalgia train this week really helped stretching my artistic legs again. So here, have some old things and some new! For now I'm done with this.

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[xmascritter]

Many gravity falls fans, circa 2016: OH MY GOD WHY DID MABEL HAND OVER THE RIFT. SHE'S SO DUMB, SHE'S THE WORST, WHY WOULD SHE EVEN DO THAT?! MABEL'S NOT A GOOD PERSON!

Alex Hirsch, circa 2024: **deep inhale**

SHE'S A CHILD OF IMPENDING DIVORCE AND IS GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT

[mizandria]

people make fun of the "oh you only hate her because she's a WOMAN" crazy feminist mentality but yeah actually you guys do only hate her because she's a woman a lot of times. for every hated female tv character there's ten male tv characters who are a million times worse and still given at least the "intriguing morally grey character" treatment if not straight up praise. for every hated female celebrity in real life there's one hundred famous men who have done worse and don't get half the hate she does. for every hated female politician, for every hated female historical figure, for the women you know in real life and on and on.