captain-grammar
hot sausage!
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INTROVERTED 30-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD. OCCASIONAL GIF-MAKER AND FIC-WRITER. SERIAL LIKER OF DUMB SHIT. SHE/HER. AO3 // GRAPHICS // TWITTER
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captain-grammar · 14 hours ago
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bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living
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captain-grammar · 3 days ago
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He’s so cute omgggg
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captain-grammar · 5 days ago
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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first
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captain-grammar · 7 days ago
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*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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captain-grammar · 9 days ago
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thank you for following me I have nothing to offer
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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captain-grammar · 12 days ago
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I SEETHE LIGHT!!! IVE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS DAY
The Old Guard 2 Update Is HERE!!!! A placeholder page!! YESSS!
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captain-grammar · 12 days ago
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attempting an 'old school' heatless curl technique that i don't think i've done for about 10 years
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captain-grammar · 16 days ago
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The Faces of Ben: What You Will edition
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captain-grammar · 17 days ago
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captain-grammar · 18 days ago
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Wicked (2024)
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captain-grammar · 18 days ago
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captain-grammar · 19 days ago
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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying
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captain-grammar · 22 days ago
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Still welcoming members to the Button House Collective server on Discord, for any Ghosts fans who are interested
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captain-grammar · 22 days ago
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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year
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captain-grammar · 22 days ago
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This isn't asking if you're out or if you discuss your identity– more like if you were at the grocery store, would someone shopping nearby be able to tell you're queer without you saying so?
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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captain-grammar · 23 days ago
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Fanboys.
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