captain-grammar
hot sausage!
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captain-grammar · 6 hours ago
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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captain-grammar · 9 hours ago
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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me
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captain-grammar · 2 days ago
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2 more days til annual leave, 2 more days til annual leave, 2 more days til annual leave...
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captain-grammar · 2 days ago
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captain-grammar · 3 days ago
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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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captain-grammar · 4 days ago
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The Faces of Ben: Bill interviews edition
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captain-grammar · 5 days ago
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captain-grammar · 8 days ago
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if only my colleagues who called me a "natural" at presenting and leading yesterday's training session new precisely how UNNATURAL it felt
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captain-grammar · 9 days ago
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the fact you saw/reblogged that post and were like yup nicky/joe/booker (I think???) is why we are friends
Of course it's Nicky/Joe/Booker! ANYTHING involving 3 people can be about those immortal idiots if you're brave enough!
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captain-grammar · 9 days ago
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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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if you're on bluesky hmu
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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The Faces of Ben: Series 5 BFI Preview edition, part 1
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captain-grammar · 12 days ago
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Tagged by: @happilyhadesboundRules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people
Cocoon by Milky Chance Airhead by Honey Revenge Pork Soda by Glass Animals Throne by Bring Me The Horizon Arrows by Haux Indian Summer by Jai Wolf Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party - Godless by Banks Rain On Me by Lady Gaga Anemone by slenderbodies Move by Mausi My Number by Foals Astronaut in the Ocean by Masked Wolf Rust by Stalgia
Not tagging anyone because I'm fucked if I'm picking 14 of you lovely lot, so if you're reading this and want at it, consider yourself tagged!
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captain-grammar · 12 days ago
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anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things
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captain-grammar · 12 days ago
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The amount of love the Stargate fandom has for background characters is so funny to me. But we’re right
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captain-grammar · 13 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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