captain-grammar
captain-grammar
hot sausage!
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INTROVERTED 30-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD. OCCASIONAL GIF-MAKER AND FIC-WRITER. SERIAL LIKER OF DUMB SHIT. SHE/HER. AO3 // GRAPHICS // BSKY
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captain-grammar · 23 hours ago
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I started reviewing these web development proposal bids feeling like an absolute fraud but it turns out I actually have Thoughts and Opinions, so my imposter syndrome can get tae fuck
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captain-grammar · 2 days ago
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remember when it was kinda mainstream to be like all free the nipple. remember when people would urge you to "fight like a girl" because women aren't inherently weaker. does anyone else remember seeing that . How did we fucking get from there to girlmath im just a girl blue job pink job shit. What's fucking happening man.
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captain-grammar · 2 days ago
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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length
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captain-grammar · 3 days ago
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captain-grammar · 3 days ago
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captain-grammar · 3 days ago
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The BAFTA Film Awards (2025)
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captain-grammar · 4 days ago
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definitive list of things it’s okay to deadname:
twitter
gulf of mexico
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captain-grammar · 4 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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captain-grammar · 6 days ago
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captain-grammar · 6 days ago
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captain-grammar · 7 days ago
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captain-grammar · 8 days ago
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Working for a charity and being pre-menstrual is no fucking joke. I'm putting together case studies and trying not to start bawling at my desk.
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captain-grammar · 8 days ago
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captain-grammar · 9 days ago
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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
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captain-grammar · 9 days ago
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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captain-grammar · 11 days ago
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