#the absolute himbo

[renbyten]

Colored up a bunch of character concept sketches for a new story/thing I built around some of my Monster Girl designs from March. Having a lot of silly fun with this one :)

[jennytmiss]

the sgrunklio!!!!!!!11

Randy is the smelly man of all time…… I’m normal i promise

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[clownsuu]

Do you have some headcanons you'd like to share? I love hearing your ideas

I got one lmaO

headcanon that howdy after a shower (and air drying) or during the winter becomes extreme levels of fluffy and soft smhh

cw singular bug image (can barely tell it’s one)

Reference of w h y:

I like to think during the winter he just becomes a giant fuggin m a s s of fluff- but due to the fluff he’s sleepy almost 24/7-

he still works like normal and even sometimes shaves the fur down so he isn’t so warm and cuddly, however even then if he takes a break or just rests a lil bit he’ll just start nodding off. Several times has that happened and his friends had to gently wake him up and he’d apologize every single time for it

when ever someone is really chilly gets something from the bugdega, a extra form of payment he’d do is a cuddle for a lil bit (be warned tho, very high chance he’ll fall asleep)

also when ever power outages happen and there is no warmth, everyone will gather around either at the bugdega, barnaby’s or poppy’s place and cuddle in a giant group (they would go to Home but Home gets overwhelmed quite easily and it makes him anxious)

[emolionsrawr]

buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long

tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?

buck: unsleep me at five?

tommy: do you mean wake me up?

buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!

tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo

[molinaesque]

Walton Goggins (The Unicorn, 2019) | Backyard Barbeque

[odistole]

Bruce Springsteen introducing Spare Parts during the Tunnel of Love Tour, 1987.

[sattelite-of-love]

VANESSA WILLIAMS and JENN LYON

in ELSBETH 2.04

[hecckyeah]

I think it’s absolutely the greatest fact in star wars that everyone who has given it more than two milliseconds of thought has immediately found obi wan during his stay on tatooine with like. pretty minimal effort, all things considered. ezra, maul, bail organa, just to name a few. which I think proves how absolutely hysterical it is that anakin never found him, like my man you have literally the entire imperial army and half the galaxy at your disposal, ultra enhanced force abilities, and years of military training and experience, and the guy literally didn’t even look on his own home planet. I’m sorry but I will never get over it

[litstepdad]

sometimes i think abt how novelization dan (not Lovecraft narrator, but Daniel Cain) was so psychotic he used to kill bats and nail them to a plank in his attic just because he felt like it

[pinkraymond]

"hot and handsome"

so i am in love with both of them

[goffilolo]

@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme don't worry bestie, I got you

[fleshwerks]

This is my late summer wildfire season fey eladrin (more like yeahladrin). His name is 7th of August. Those locust legs will send him flying for about 20 times his own body length. Thus far he's sent himself to fey jesus four times because he is very cool and very stupid. Thrice by his own fireball and once by fall damage. Overshot the cliff's edge by five meters because he can't see shit, lenses thicker than bottle bottoms.

[starry-bi-sky]

Hello!! Question about clone^2, what are the styles of Danny and Damian? Like day to day stuff for example. Does Danny buy Damian the traditional 8 yr old clothes (dinosaurs with sunglasses tees, stuff like that) or does Damian already have a style he likes? And Danny! I know that Sam gives Danny various punk hairstyles and that he prefers gender neutral stuff but outside of that what would Danny wear in general?

You don’t have to answer of course, but I’ll give you a thank you in advance!

- kindest regards, Gas Can

I LOVE GETTING ASKS NO WORRIES MY GUY. AS MY FAVORITE SAYING GOES 'THE QUICKEST WAY TO STARRY'S HEART IS THROUGH HER ASK BOX'.

And I love this question, this is a good one!! If damian's 8 then he's been around the fenton house for about a year or so. I can't see baby dames ever willingly wearing traditional child-like clothes, at least not in the beginning when he first arrives at the Fenton house. Which he'd be around 6-7.

Danny tells him (with the help of google translate) that he's going shopping to buy him new clothes sometime during Damian's early stay since the little man had been wearing the same clothes he arrived in for a while (which you can find here with the reblog of the colored version) and honestly he probably asks damian if he wants to come along to pick something out. he doesn't know the kid's style and it might be a bad idea because damian might make a run for it, but danny's caught him before at this point.

(plus he'll need help carrying bags - his hands are freshly injured and still smarting. they're not as bad as they will be in the future, but hand injuries hurt. consider it repayment for being the cause of it, damian)

And early Damian would choose clothes that remind him most of the league - so dark colors, more formal styles, think like how you'd imagine his original template to dress like, if you will. Danny is side-eyeing him in judgy bewilderment, but says nothing other than to complain about the price tag. Of which Damian has no idea what he's saying. He'd stick with those clothes until he has his little moment with Danny in the OPS Center where he finally tells him he's a clone (even though Danny already knows) and that he doesn't want to go back. After that he'd reluctantly and steadily start branching out.

So eight year old Damian, whose begun to chill out more and act more like a child his age would? I don't think he'd ever wear graphic t-shirts about kids shows, but I can see him wearing graphic tees of like, animal facts on it, animals, stars, etc etc, and then plain shirts in a variety of increasing color. I have this mental image that Danny buys Damian one of those joke shirts that says "bro I'm 8" / "this is what an awesome eight year old looks like" (with two thumbs pointing at itself) and Damian wears it to school a week later. Damian's variety of shirts increases the more comfortable he gets and the more he comes into his own identity.

Damian also, steadily, keeps stealing Danny's flannels even if they're almost comically large on him. They're comfy and he's embracing his role as baby brother (and also he really looks up to him because he understands, to an extent, of what danny's done for him). Danny and the Fentons start buying Damian his own after a while because, well, he can't keep taking Danny's.

And Danny! I'm so glad you mentioned Danny, my favorite GNC boy. I keep forgetting myself sometimes that I gave him long hair, even if it is my favorite thing about him. And honestly? Danny doesn't really do much with his hair if Sam isn't styling it. He usually lets it stay down on his head, and then pulls it back into a ponytail or a half-ponytail at school depending on what he's doing (gym vs a test).

He keeps it in a ponytail as phantom to keep it out of his face, and then when he's working on a Ghost Case he sometimes has it up in a (messy™) bun because the feeling of having his hair on his neck when its in a ponytail drives him nuts, especially when sleep deprived. Sam teaches him how to braid it back into a simple braid and its become a new fidget for him to braid his hair and then unbraid it. It's easier to keep off his face than a ponytail, so he sometimes braids it back when he's sneaking out as phantom. It happens more often once he gets skilled at it.

And danny's style! I know you probably only meant his hairstyle, but I also wanna talk about his aesthetic! He doesn't really put much into his appearance. Very teenager-y boy 'threw on the first thing i saw on a hanger/floor' type, but he kinda has a bit more of a casual, soft grungy-like look as an older teen. Just some hints of Sam's influence - and you know what, some of Tucker's as well because that's his best friend too.

(Off topic but 19yo Danny from my Childhood Friends Dead On Main au has a similar style that's a bit soft punk as well, and that is somewhat more intentional on CFAU Danny's part. Why make an au if I can't play dress up with my favorite character? :))

Mostly because I read a Spider-Man x DP fic that described Danny (from an outsider's pov) as looking kinda like a skater boy who listens to alt rock music and it's been my personal interpretation of him ever since. So he has band tees, flannels, graphic tees with jokes on them, shirts with astronomy facts on them, and idk if he'd ever buy ripped jeans but Sam has certainly bought him some and they fit so *shrugs* he wears them. And he has one or two of those denim jackets with the hoodie sewn inside it. And from Tucker he has a few turtlenecks because Tucker reads as a turtleneck-kinda guy, geek chic-ish.

[menlove]

today my coworker, a like 6'3 cishet white boy, spilled a bunch of milk and in front of customers just said, in the most miserable tone anyone's ever said anything, "i feel like a cow right now. like all that milk just came out of my udders." i had to walk to the back and do some deep breathing exercises.

[tweedlefan]

"I will tell you what," said Jack heavily. "I respect the cloth, of course, and learning; but I cannot feel that a man-of-war is the proper place for a parson. Just take this morning... On Sunday, when we rig church, I dare say he will tell us to treat one another like brethren, and to do unto others, you know. We will all say Amen, and the 'Leopard' will sail on with all those people in irons in that filthy hole forward, just the same. But that is only what occurred to me this morning: in a larger way, it seems to me uncommon odd, and precious near to cant, to tell the ship's company of a man-of-war with loaded guns to love your enemy and to turn the other cheek, when you know damned well that the ship and every man jack aboard her is there to blow the enemy out of the water if he possibly can. Either the hands believe it, and then where is your discipline? Or they don't, and then it seems to me to come hellfire close to mockery of holy things..."

- Jack Aubrey in Desolation Island by Patrick O'Brien