#the absolute himbo

[renbyten]

Colored up a bunch of character concept sketches for a new story/thing I built around some of my Monster Girl designs from March. Having a lot of silly fun with this one :)

[jennytmiss]

the sgrunklio!!!!!!!11

Randy is the smelly man of all time…… I’m normal i promise

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[clownsuu]

Do you have some headcanons you'd like to share? I love hearing your ideas

I got one lmaO

headcanon that howdy after a shower (and air drying) or during the winter becomes extreme levels of fluffy and soft smhh

cw singular bug image (can barely tell it’s one)

Reference of w h y:

I like to think during the winter he just becomes a giant fuggin m a s s of fluff- but due to the fluff he’s sleepy almost 24/7-

he still works like normal and even sometimes shaves the fur down so he isn’t so warm and cuddly, however even then if he takes a break or just rests a lil bit he’ll just start nodding off. Several times has that happened and his friends had to gently wake him up and he’d apologize every single time for it

when ever someone is really chilly gets something from the bugdega, a extra form of payment he’d do is a cuddle for a lil bit (be warned tho, very high chance he’ll fall asleep)

also when ever power outages happen and there is no warmth, everyone will gather around either at the bugdega, barnaby’s or poppy’s place and cuddle in a giant group (they would go to Home but Home gets overwhelmed quite easily and it makes him anxious)

[emolionsrawr]

buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long

tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?

buck: unsleep me at five?

tommy: do you mean wake me up?

buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!

tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo

[molinaesque]

Walton Goggins (The Unicorn, 2019) | Backyard Barbeque

[odistole]

Bruce Springsteen introducing Spare Parts during the Tunnel of Love Tour, 1987.

[hecckyeah]

I think it’s absolutely the greatest fact in star wars that everyone who has given it more than two milliseconds of thought has immediately found obi wan during his stay on tatooine with like. pretty minimal effort, all things considered. ezra, maul, bail organa, just to name a few. which I think proves how absolutely hysterical it is that anakin never found him, like my man you have literally the entire imperial army and half the galaxy at your disposal, ultra enhanced force abilities, and years of military training and experience, and the guy literally didn’t even look on his own home planet. I’m sorry but I will never get over it

[thetrikeywarp]

sometimes i think abt how novelization dan (not Lovecraft narrator, but Daniel Cain) was so psychotic he used to kill bats and nail them to a plank in his attic just because he felt like it

[goffilolo]

@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme don't worry bestie, I got you

[fleshwerks]

This is my late summer wildfire season fey eladrin (more like yeahladrin). His name is 7th of August. Those locust legs will send him flying for about 20 times his own body length. Thus far he's sent himself to fey jesus four times because he is very cool and very stupid. Thrice by his own fireball and once by fall damage. Overshot the cliff's edge by five meters because he can't see shit, lenses thicker than bottle bottoms.

[menlove]

today my coworker, a like 6'3 cishet white boy, spilled a bunch of milk and in front of customers just said, in the most miserable tone anyone's ever said anything, "i feel like a cow right now. like all that milk just came out of my udders." i had to walk to the back and do some deep breathing exercises.

[tweedlefan]

"I will tell you what," said Jack heavily. "I respect the cloth, of course, and learning; but I cannot feel that a man-of-war is the proper place for a parson. Just take this morning... On Sunday, when we rig church, I dare say he will tell us to treat one another like brethren, and to do unto others, you know. We will all say Amen, and the 'Leopard' will sail on with all those people in irons in that filthy hole forward, just the same. But that is only what occurred to me this morning: in a larger way, it seems to me uncommon odd, and precious near to cant, to tell the ship's company of a man-of-war with loaded guns to love your enemy and to turn the other cheek, when you know damned well that the ship and every man jack aboard her is there to blow the enemy out of the water if he possibly can. Either the hands believe it, and then where is your discipline? Or they don't, and then it seems to me to come hellfire close to mockery of holy things..."

- Jack Aubrey in Desolation Island by Patrick O'Brien

[honeylemonntea]

Guard: “Name?”

Gwaine: “Uhh Gwaine”

Guard: “Sex?”

Gwaine: “Absolutely”

Guard: “No, Male or female?”

Gwaine: “Doesn’t matter”

[officialladynoirette]

International Rescue needs volunteers!!

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I must say a big ol HAPPY BORTH to one of my best friends @edorazzi !!!! I hope you have an amazing day and may all ur birthday wishes come true. You've always been an amazing friend and are so lovely and talented, I look forward to another year being a nuisance to you 💙💙💙

[ottsidian]

so uhhhh I am spreading my himbo N propaganda because i have no shame