#the Circuit Wars

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

It’s been mentioned a few times, especially during the Revival, that the Circuit Chaps

fought a great off-screen war against humanity at some point, and that the Circuit Chaps that appeared on screen were the survivors.

[balladofthe101st]

Rewatching band of brothers and just noticed luztoye in the opening scene of episode 1

[darthdaddi]

Uhh would you be willing to write a little drabble about crispy Vader with a breeding kink? 👁️ 👄 👁️ every chapter of Ani’s life he’s had it. AOTC would just be because of learning what he’s able to do with his body and finding it fascinating, ROTS is all because he wants that family and he finds it hot to picture you all swollen with his child but Vader with it I feel like is more primal and UGGHVGH it’s so hotttt

MDNI 18+

Vader is a mean man, especially to you because simply you allow it without a real fight anyway. He's a little vindictive, mad at the universe, always. You're the object of his desires, the cruel ones anyway. You found yourself in a bit of a predicament, an odd, yet arousing one. On Vader's bed you were sprawled out, not that he'd use it for anything but sex, he has his meditation chamber and bacta tank for that. The two of you have worked around his clunky suit, if you weren't fucking in the meditation chamber where he could take his mask for a moment, he'd opt to pull his dick out of the cod piece to access you.

So he did, and that's where you're at now, ass naked and folded up like a damn pretzel under the weight of the colossal man. He's pumping into you like no tomorrow, the rigid scarring of his heavy cock massaging at your gummy walls, "Gonna fuck this baby into you, understand, girl?" Vader spat, voice distorted by his mask, yet you could tell he was he was really putting the work in due to the increase of loud breathing through his module. You'd shake your head no in protest, but did you really mean that? Vader knew you all too well, after all he could read your emotions like an open book. You'd love to be given his child, but was it the right moment? "G'nna give you my baby.." he'd murmur, a moment of softness from the man, maybe a glimmer of his former self breaking through? But that would change when his hips slammed into you, earning a loud yelp from your lips when he hit your cervix with brutal force, "Please... I can't take it anymore. I-it's too much!" You'd whine and protest, yet you made no move to actually stop him. Your arousal was white at this point, bubbly from the amount of effort he's putting into fucking you into oblivion. It began to smear on the fabric of his pant garment, but he'd worry about making you clean that later. Vader basked in the sound of your pussy squelching, meant he was doing a good job keeping you aroused despite your constant need to protest him. The sounds of his respirator began to pick up, signs that he is close to his inevitable orgasm approaching quicker than anticipated. But that's what happens when you go days, even weeks without feeling your tight cunt wrapped around him.

It was time, time to do what he planned on all along. Vader wanted to see you swollen, plump with the product of his creation. This, this was a gift. At least that's how see saw it. He thought you should be greatful for what he is giving you, his child. Greedy bastard. Vader sped up his bucking hips, damn suit made it impossible to look graceful while fucking. His breath only slightly hitched as a warning. He blew his load, coating your walls in his cum. He promptly pulled away once he made sure you were full to the brim, holding your ankles, which were pinned painfully by your head as to not spill his seed he so graciously dumped into you. You'd whine, squirming slightly, "But I didn't-" and with that you were cut off, "You will have your time to finish, wife." And that was all. after he tucked himself back into his suffocating suit and wiped off what little he could of your combined fluids from his flaccid cock and trousers. Vader left you there, in your mess, that you'd have to clean. Though it was all a kink really, just a fantasy. He couldn't actually get you pregnant, completely sterile after being burnt here on Mustafar.

Oh how I love you Rain, this was waaaay longer than I anticipated on writing, so I do apologize for that. also I already have a burnt Vader fic in my master list if you want to check that out 🤭

[adhd-coyote]

Shiver was terrified.

There was a sleeping tubie in his arms, a too-small cadet clinging to his pants, and a pair of teenagers wracked with growing pains scurrying behind him. He was praying to the little gods his ori’vode had told him about that the tubie would stay asleep, because if any of them made too much noise, it was going to be over. Shiver could not let that happen.

He’d memorized schedules, camera positions, and multiple routes to their destination, and stuffed bags full of supplies in preparation. Honestly, for how hurried this plan had been, it was a good one, or at least he hoped it was. It had to be.

Step one: Pack everything he could carry into a bag stolen from one of the trainers.

Step two: Figure out and memorize a route, make sure to have back ups.

Step three: Go oldest to youngest- grab Cabu and Mirda, then Circuit, then CT-7814.

Step four: Get the hell off of Kamino.

And somehow do all of that without getting caught.

He’d managed the first three steps. Step four would likely be the most difficult. Shiver wasn’t even going to think about what they were gonna do once they were actually off planet. Right now, his only goal was to get them to the hangar, grab a ship, and leave. He could worry about after that later.

He’d already picked out a ship and slipped a carefully-measured sedative to its owner. Combined with Trainer Stilgor’s drinking habits, they’d have at least six hours before he woke up, and even longer before he realized his ship was gone. Plenty of time for Shiver and his hangers-on to steal it and be well on their way, so long as they reached the hangar without issue. Everything had gone smoothly so far, but Shiver wasn’t optimistic enough to think things would keep going that way.

He hated that halfway there, he was proven right.

Labored breathing drew his attention to Circuit, whose steps were getting more unsteady as he struggled to keep up. Circuit had always been weaker than the others - the result of some sort of genetic defect - and that day’s training had been hard on him. Shiver wished he could have given Circuit more time to rest, but they needed to leave as soon as possible.

Without speaking a word, Shiver handed the tubie over to Cabu, made sure the cadet was holding him right, and then pulled Circuit up into his arms. Circuit wrapped around him, legs around his waist and arms around his neck, and held tight. They kept going.

Miraculously, there weren’t any more issues. They made it to the hangar, which was blessedly empty, and Shiver used the stolen remote to unlock the ship and lower the ramp so they could hurry onboard. Shiver set Circuit down in one of the back seats of the cockpit, while Cabu handed the tubie off to Mirda and took the copilot’s seat to help prep for takeoff.

Shiver let instinct take over, grateful that medics received flight training and that their chosen ship was one he could fly. They were ready in no time, and after making sure all of the cadets were buckled and Mirda was holding 14 tight, Shiver grabbed hold of the yoke, took a deep breath, and took off.

[clockwork-reveries]

What happens when you microwave AI/Robots

Honorable mentions to other AIs that I don't know much about.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Kylie Cheung at Jezebel:

As we approach a new year, we’re still trapped in an inescapable time loop: Conservatives remain trying to defund Planned Parenthood!  On Wednesday, the Supreme Court announced it will take up a case centered around whether South Carolina can withhold Medicaid funding from Planned Parenthood—even for the range of non-abortion services it provides. Recall that laws already (stupidly) prohibit federal funding from covering abortion services. Still, that isn’t and has never been enough for anti-abortion activists.

The case is called Kerr v. Planned Parenthood and stems from a 2018 executive order from South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster (R). He told the state’s Department of Health and Human Services to deem abortion facilities “unqualified” to provide family planning services under Medicaid. Then, Planned Parenthood and one of its patients, Julie Edwards, sued the state, arguing that cutting off its funding violated a part of the Medicaid Act that allows beneficiaries to choose their provider. The justices will specifically weigh whether the plaintiff, Edwards, has standing to sue the state under an 1871 law that allows residents to challenge illegal acts by South Carolina officials. The state argues that Edwards doesn’t have standing because Medicaid is a federal program, not governed by the 1871 law in question. South Carolina is represented by Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF), the Christian nationalist law firm behind multiple anti-abortion lawsuits currently being fought in courts across the county.

Kerr has been looping around the legal system since 2018 and already made it to the Supreme Court twice. The justices rejected it in 2020 and then, last year, sent it back to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, which ruled unanimously in favor of Planned Parenthood and Edwards. South Carolina then appealed that decision to SCOTUS.

SCOTUS to weigh in on potentially harming birth control access in Kerr v. Planned Parenthood. The MAGA majority on the court would love to “defund” Planned Parenthood.

[sol-insidious]

Din: “What’s for dinner, cyare?”

Luke: *snaps the waistband of his Gucci pants over his ass*

Luke: “Fascists.”

Din: *already loading his Amban rifle* “Bet???”

[tweedfrog]

Thinking abt human sacrifice in westeros in ASOIAF I rlly rlly do love the idea that it was practiced openly in the north but died out (except on skagos allegedly) when the Andals came and now people view it as barbaric but it just happens en masse but they call it something else....Northerners tithing men before the beginning of winter and giving them to the Nights Watch based on luck of the draw....Southerners setting up whole tourney circuits and melee battles where men die brutally for entertainment. It's all still there you just call it a different thing!!!!

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Am I the only one who likes to shove the Shalkaverse Doctor in between John Hurt and Christopher Eccleston? Like, The Day of the Doctor didn't actually show Nine's first seconds, just the War Doctor beginning to regenerate. So couldn't the Shalka Doctor have come after the War Doctor? And he rebuilds the Master as an android, not realizing that he is actually under a Chameleon Circuit at the end of the universe. In Time of the Doctor, Eleven even mentioned having an android boyfriend at one point.

It's not a perfect theory, but it makes me happy.

[devileaterjaek]

Discord Twitch Ko-Fi

[shih-coulda-had-it]

mando!torino & jedi master!nana + padawan!toshinori scenario

Nana is busy snooping around on some Outer Rim planet and has left Sorahiko to be Toshinori's babysitter. Although there's an active podracing scene, she explicitly tells Toshinori that he is NOT allowed to participate (mostly because they don't have the credits to even rent a prefab podracer).

Toshinori: Sorahiko, Master Nana says we can't go podracing :(

Sorahiko, remembering that Jedi have supernatural reflexes and Toshinori could be the underdog that wins them so many credits: Really? Hm. Do you want to, though?

Toshinori: ... Yeah?

It takes some time, but Sorahiko gets them a podracer (he menaced some poor bastard for it), gets Toshinori practice in driving, and by the time they're on the official race track, Sorahiko is less confident in Toshinori's ability to race, but hell, the kid looks happy. The track rules are way more flexible here than Tatooine's, but that doesn't mean the dangers are lesser.

Sorahiko manages to make a one-room cockpit fit two. He lets Toshinori borrow his helmet and gets goggles for himself. They are just unlucky enough that Nana finishes her investigation just in time to see a camera zoom in on "The Mando Kid & His Bodyguard". The pod looks like a wheel-less Ford Torino, by the way.

[vickyagain]

happy one month until @jessepinwheel's Race Condition starts dropping! yippee! - here's obi-wan getting his hair pinned up by dex in Ch. 2 of Asynchronous Circuit.

[windypuddle]

when the gps gets the destination wrong and takes you to jedha instead of jeddah

[dittaturamonegasca]

me watching the over dramatic footages of charles and carlos after suzuka: @ alexa play I VOWED NOT TO FIGHT ANYMORE, IF WE SURVIVED THE GREAT WAR; BUT IT TURNED INTO SOMETHING BIGGER SOMEWHERE IN THE HAZE GOT A SENSE I'D BEEN BETRAYED

[adhd-coyote]

Alright here’s the last batch of clone ocs I’m introducing (for now)

As always, @whiskygoldwings @grackle-draws @thivell @the-starry-seas @hastalavistabyebye <3

Introducing the Runaways! They featured in this snippet! Shiver snatched up all these little kih’vode just a few days before he was supposed to be deployed and fled from Kamino

Shiver

He/Him

Trained as a medic

Dyed and grew out his hair so he’d be less likely to be recognized as a clone (though growing it out was also partially because he’s too tired to cut it)

So stressed all of the time, but doesn’t let that affect how he treats his kih’vode

Always gentle with his vod’ike, but can and will go feral if anyone so much as thinks about touching them

Cabu & Mirda

Both He/Him

Batchmates

Early teens

Mirda is a natural blond; Cabu bleached his to match after they ran away

Mirda is a very anxious sweetheart and his scores had begun to slip, which only made the anxiety worse

Cabu is extremely protective of Mirda and will fight anyone (vod, trainer, or longneck alike) that picks on him

Circuit

He/Him

About 8-10, physically

Special interest is software engineering

Has some sort of “defect” that makes him weaker than most of his vode, and was often overwhelmed by training sims

Found this coat on the second planet they stopped at and fell in love with it. He wears it all the time, now. It’s just the right weight and has a hood he can pull up when he’s overstimulated

Tubie (Moth)

A baby

Has vitiligo

The markings by his eyes look like wings

Doesn’t have a name yet, but will later be named Moth. For now, he’s called various names such as Tub’ika, Angel, Ikaad, Sweetheart, Little One, Vod’ika, and a variety of other things

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: *after their docked ships fail to jump to hyperspace and they’re hailed by Hondo* Listen, buddy, there are better ways to ask my brother out.

Hondo: Oh yes, I know, but I prefer this way. Adds a bit of flavor to his rejections.

Obi-Wan: hmmm… dislike this conversation…

Hondo: Listen, since we saved you guys from Dooku’s apparently traumatized droids who took off, I figure it’s only nice to tell you all I have replacements for your hyperdrives on board.

Obi-Wan: Replacements that you definitely stole from that ship raid we had near our repair bays last month.

Hondo: I can neither confirm nor deny. Seriously sometimes my crew just comes back with the weirdest shit, they’re like Jawas when I set them on a new planet.

Anakin: I’m sure we can cope without your help.

Obi-Wan: Actually, we have about an engine and a half between us, so, we really can’t.

Anakin: *looks at floor, deep sigh* You’ll dock in /my/ ship, and will try your best not to wander. If I see you anywhere near my brother’s quarters, I’m cutting your reproductive organs off.

Hondo: Delightful. Always a pleasure to work with you both.