#the CRAZY ritual.

[ritualcaster]

It's 5 am and I've been thinking.

Psycho-analytical sociopathic semi-religious acendant woke hippie sludge ahead, but it's calming in its own way.

Tldr at the end so you get to scroll through my glorius rant

So everytime anything happens to me, I remember, in some kind of way, my body will remember that action.

If i get cut, it'll scar, if I see something, I'll compare it to what I've seen before.

In the simplest way, that's what living is. Just 'remembering' you donxt even have to think, or feel, or do anything to be alive.

You don't have to breathe, your skin remembers the way the air moved well enough.

So I've recently been living according to that, remembering everything that I want to, in the way that I want to, at the time that I want to.

And after awhile of doing this everything made a bit more sense.

I can see why things happen by knowing that something made them happen.

A bully fights becuase his parents did

A punk rebels because her friends did

A criminal steals because something made them think that was right, regardless of whether or not it was right is irrelevant, because they were simply not given the correct information about a specific topic, one wrong memory reinforces a hundred more wrong memories, and you have a wrong person.

It gets more complicated, but the human race built them that way, so the human race can't be mad they are built wrong.

If you raise a child to think X, about X, They will think X, about X.

Everybody will learn to do right if you give them the correct information.

If i remember MORE I can prevent more mistakes by learning, and therefore be more correct.

And as I said before, a human cannot exist without remembering. Your atoms will move based on your environment, no ifs ands or buts.

So if remembering more brings me closer to correct, and all I have to do to remember more is exist, am I slowly becoming correct? Perfect? Are we ALL slowly becoming perfect? (Whatever that means?)

We can speed up or slow down the process but as long as you want to be right, you'll get there eventually right?

But what a shame eventually can never come.

All humans would eventually be perfect if we had an eternity to do it, but we just don't.

Or do we?

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, only reshaped, moved, and stopped.

But thats remembering in its own way, you could see how a car would move from the end of the street to your driveway, even if all you saw was a snipet.

This may be hard to understand, but to give an example, if you drop a ball, you know it will bounce, even if you haven't seen it happen yet. Because all you need to know is that the ball is dropping, the floor is hard, and the ball is bouncy.

So just from an atom being in a particular point in space, if you know how it's moving, and how everything else is moving, they you can not only predict what happens next, but predict what happened before.

And suddenly you realize that you can figure out what happened in the past atom-for-atom with everything we have in the present.

And what is remembering but information of the past?

Everything remembers, and you can't control that.

Everything learns, and you can't control that either.

And everything will EVENTUALLY be perfect, as long as the concept of "correct" exists.

And the best part is you don't even have to do anything!

Something will eventually exist, something will eventually learn, learning eventually reaches perfect. SOMETHING will reach perfect, and we know this because nothing will ever stop.

What is godhood but knowing all?

What is godhood if not knowing?

What is godhood if not being... perfect.

God is everything around you, just not yet!

tl;dr: To exist is to remember, to remember is to learn, to learn is to get closer to correct, correct is perfect, therefore, everything that exists will be perfect eventually. So give it time. All the time. It's gonna take awhile.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

[emacrow]

Clockwork was in the middle of mentoring Danny about his Duty as High King leading him by his shoulders before he felt a awful core wrenching pain before he quite literally pulled through the afterlife and back into the living. Pt 1

Now Clockwork haven't been alive for an awful Long Long time since he was beaten and killed by his Children during his madness phase, so suddenly awakening in a sacrificial alter, the feeling of gravity weighing him down, eyes blurring, ears ringing with a loud noise that kept going badump ba dump as he was experiencing what possible the worst tremendous sensitivity overload of being brought back from the very dead and into brand new mortal flesh.

The Justice League and dark Justice were in the middle of stopping the forbidden ritual from some crazed Cultists who somehow found the skull, some of wonder women's blood, ancient artifacts of time belonging Kronos could only stood frozen in shock to see in horror and a bit of mesmerized fascination.

As the skull began to glow a ominous greenish blue glow of Magic form by blood then bones, muscle then flesh with very very long blonde hair that kept going down while the rest began quickly making a neck, a chest, arms, and the rest of the remaining of the naked body.

What the cultists didn't expect at all was Kronos's new body was a women due to the misread of a certain someone who thought the blood of the main head descendants of Greek meant wonder women and not a male descendants. Along with a much more different oopsy was the gasping little naked toddler that was looking wide eyed gasping heavily at the suddenly drag along as he being held tightly by the now Female Kronos's arms.

>> part 2

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[sleepanonymous]

Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.

[trauma-bot]

sin eater

[myokk]

troll attack😳

[viviarts-c]

Vox: *Storming the hotel first thing after knowing that Alastor is on the market again*

the first time I watched the show I honestly thought Alastor turned Vox down because he didn't want to change his name to Valastor 💀💀

Ritual Self Torture Masterpost

[tiktaalic]

there are many many many characters who if they went through what dean winchester went through would go oh! i have to either change or die! i have to suffer through the unimaginable pain of growth because the other option is the unimaginable pain of stagnation, which i have been doing for forty years and is killing me killing me killing me and to boot there are no rewards of being loved! but. well and truly. WELL. and truly. i think dean could knuckle through ignoring even the last lesson.

[hartlesshart]

no one asked for this crossover but I dont care

[creekfiend]

I forgot that one of the first things Alex says to Darlington in ninth house is "it's your job to teach me, not to test me. they're not the same thing"

get their (The Education System's) ass Ms Bardugo!!!!!!

[vir-bellanaris]

"I would not have you see what I become."

Makes so much more sense now.

[godsworstson]

he looks like he bites people for fun

[anitalianfrie]

exctract from the "Passa dal BSMT" podcast episode with Marco Bezzecchi

minutes 9.17-12.44 on Spotify

minutes 8.47-12.14 on Youtube

I: what do you think in that moment, before the race? 

Bez: well, that’s a hard moment, maybe the moment when I personally suffer a bit more, obviously suffer so to speak, it’s when I’m a bit more tense. I try to visualize a bit the race, try to think back about all the work we’ve done during the weekend, think about the details for the start we studied together before starting the race, and I try to remain calm, to take big breaths, to not let the agitation take over. Obviously it’s not easy because around you there are six billion people, cameras, people who maybe pose next to you to take a picture, this kind of things 

I: I mean, I’ve seen selfies with you behind obviously serious, motionless, like a statue from Madame Tussauds 

Bez: yes, I look at the clock, because we have a big clock under the lights, maybe i have my specific times when i know i have to do certain things but I try as I said to remain cold and to think mainly about the start, because it’s a very important part and it’s difficult to make big plans for after it. But i try to stay there, to remain calm, maybe I whisper a bit to the bike 

I: you talk to her 

Bez: I talk to her, and- 

I: what do you tell your bike? 

Bez: I have a great relationship with the bike, I am very- I mean, I am convinced she can hear me. I try to speak to her, to make her calm too, and to encourage her to do a good job with me 

I: and you call her by name 

Bez: yes because I gave her a name- well I’ve always done it, but since I’ve been in motogp and i have two bikes �� because I've always made the connection as if the bike was a bit like my girlfriend and, diobo’, you can’t have two girlfriends theoretically 

I: yes it’s a bit of a mess 

Bez: so i tried to give her a name composed by two names. I chose Marianna, since I've been in the motogp team, and one is Maria and the other is Anna 

I: you united those two things 

Bez: I've united those two things 

I: and what do you tell her, do you pet her, do you tell her to stay calm? 

Bez: yes i always try to keep my hands in the same places, I always do the same things, and... because they help me to remain calm and I know that if I do them – this is a big trip, I’m telling you, it’s a big mental trip I have – but if I do everything well and in the same way I always do, if maybe i make an error or if something doesn’t go as it should I know it hasn’t been one of those things  

I: ah, so you remove the blame, let’s say 

Bez: I remove the blame, yes 

I: so you know it wasn’t that 

Bez: and also it helps me to concentrate, to find the concentration for the race and for the start which is as I said the most difficult thing 

I: but if you had to describe the start, technically, what do you do? 

Bez: technically? Well, we arrive from the warm-up lap which is to warm the tyres, the brakes, and... I engage the front holeshot, that you engage braking, lowering the front suspension to a certain point, it blocks them there, so the bike is a bit lower in the front. I stop in my place on the grid, I lower the back, because there’s also a holeshot in the back, I activate the starting procedure because we have a control that limits the engine speed because otherwise the engine might break, I do a couple of my usual rituals, I kiss the bike, and after that there’s the lights and I go. 

[shaottzang]

Take me back to Eden

November 15th, Prague

[vigilskeep]

omg i‘m anon from earlier warrior de rivaism spreads … i hope you have fun playing them!!! i also think we have this warrior image that makes us think of like grey warden warriors but i think obvs a crow warrior will have had different training and so on 🙂‍↕️ also. the warrior crow fit is the coolest. A win!!!

anon from earlier you SUCCEEDED in your mission

my main issue was like. you have to be a practised sword & board or two-handed weapon user. and neither of those are kits you can really feasibly do assassinations with? but i think crow training giving you the base of agility and strength to pick up a sword and shield in your failchild gap year feels very natural and reasonable. i like the idea of, before that, having used, like, raw strength and hand-to-hand fighting as well as duelling. smothering people and breaking necks, you know. i’m going to give viago so many headaches when i get back