#thats not a crime tho!!!
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born to inherit billions of dollars n live with four rich brothers, forced to solve for x
#i wanna be avery so badly#but i also wanna be a hawthorne#honestly i just want money#thats not a crime tho!!!#the inheritance games
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-- boltrise.
#Pigeon screens#Odette Hollows#hyur#middie#midlander hyur#FFXIV Screenshots#I got weaver too 100 and i'm#in love with this set weeps#(the shoes are also EXTREMELY CUTE)#(I just don't have them yet (by 2 scripts smh) but when I do they will also be part of this outfit)#idk whyi'm whispering in my tags but listen listen#the only thing about this set I don't like is the pants and thats#only because#odette does not fuck w/ pants#chewing on her.....#I've got most of her crimes restored and ready to go I'm just waiting for crimes to be back fully#i just don't wanna fuck with the testing version of things you know#but i am so enamored with vanilla odette now..... truly all i need for her to feel like her is her scaling#i am excited to play with eyes tho
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It's truly so funny to me how the only actual crimes they could get Claudia on is Journaling and killing Antoinette, which ain't even a real crime anyway!
#mad at a girl for talking to herself be real!!!!!!!!#louis made Madeleine and neither of them are in a coven so thats not a crime#lestat is famously not fucking dead#all they got is Antoinette and i have a great case for self defense on that one#the journaling one tho i could prolly egt that dropped down to like 5 years get her out in 2 on good behavior#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv 2022#claudia du pointe du lac#claudia iwtv#the vampire claudia
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daily reminder that miura ayme (asmo's va) said happy pride month to everyone <333
// you are perfect and amazing in any gender or presentation you desire to be seen as, and you should never be judged for who you love/don't love. //
#yeah thats right fellow gaybos hes one of us /j#posting this on lucifer's birthday.. feels like a crime 💀#☹️ hes so nice tho no joke#miura ayme#ayme miura#miu ecthelion#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me asmodeus#obey me boys in the house#obey me boys#va rambles by cam#happy pride#pride month#gay#queer
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when your hyperfixation is so bad you totally blank on your dog's comically swollen eye
#desire mona#media#im so serious its so. so swollen#like i cant put a photo i think id have to give a body horror tw#hes okay tho hes just got a tumor near his eye or whatever#'mona thats not ok' well hes 16 so#edit: those tags aged so quick#house md#james wilson#hate crimes md
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you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)
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ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin
#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO#SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what#not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos#YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON#it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU#YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT#the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage#WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this#ok rant over tags now :))#star trek#star trek aos#star trek fanart#mcspirk bingo#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#spones#mckirk#spirk#star trek alternate original series#aos#spones fanart#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#jim kirk#did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol)#spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment#OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE#i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO#dust medibang paints
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in the wake of ppl arguing abt goth shit i made a quiz for people to take. its really simple, i list three bands and you pick one plays goth music, no tricks or gimmicks. measure the result by your own metric, i didnt offer commentary nor judgement. i tell you which the correct answer is, so even if you get it wrong you could still take this as music recs lol. and dont feel bad for getting it wrong, this isnt a standardized test its an internet quiz for fun
anyway here's the link!
#also NO HATE to any real band on here thats a ''wrong'' answer#just bc its not goth doesnt mean its not good music lol just a different genre. thats not a crime#tho the rest of the band names are fully made up by me. good luck
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I can't be normal about something can I?
Yet another art of @socialc1imb's au that took too damn long to draw (think ibis said it was like 2 days worth of time save me (i still dont know how to do backgrounds and back lighting hel p))
[tw blood and spoilers for Skys au ig?]
(This art is quite long so I know tumblr is gonna crunch the HELL outta this thing. So if it looks like hella pixelly, tappin on it should make it look better lol)
Some cropped versions below of parts I really liked! (mainly ya boi Apollo lol)
#dont look at the blod and spilt wine for too long#idk how to draw liquids 😔#colors b hinting at crimes#crimes i know of at least lol#i still dunno what tf happened to that bullet bro its fuckin aceattorney all over again#also debated attempting to put like#gunpower residue on minds head from one of the comics#but i didn't know how exactly to do that + didnt think it would show up much#anyways so far thats the last big boi art for a bit till i get a new idea#tho i do have some doodles of this au (and mayhaps a cosplay?? depends how confident i feel lol))#also fun fact the dagger Mind has is based off the one i have irl#since thats the best ref i could get for one lol#also thought the lil point looked like lightning bolts and that fits mr apollo so#ye#okay ill shut up now bye bye :}#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj heart#cj mind#cj soul#cj whole#cj clue au#-atlas art-
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If you've ever watched a movie with good trans re/theming and you caught yourself thinking "wow this must be so empowering for trans people, i wish i was trans"....
...I've got some news for you.
#crimes against the gender convention#shitpost#trans#queer#lgbtq#transgender#car hammers#erlebnis frei erfunden#if youve ever wished youre trans you are almost definitely trans#because that means youre not experiencing the most cis of gender so by definition youre probably trans#every experience is unique tho so if this doesnt apply to you thats cool too#egg cracking
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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Nobody can definitively say the means which lead to the tragic ends of two such beloved public figures. Nobody can name what it was that brought the last Targaryen heir to the throne and the only daughter of House Stark together in the first place. No one knows exactly what happened, not in truth, but people can speculate. And speculate, they do.
A SONG OF INTERVIEWS AND FAKE NEWS: Retrospectives on Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark
#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#pureasoiaf#if they look more minimalist than the others. thats because the magazine covers theyre based on are extremely minimalist lol#thats just how Respected Publications handle the deaths of beloved public figures#prince rhaegar is based on a princess diana cover even tho elia is definitely more princess diana or even lyanna#lyanna is partly based on a few time magazine covers and partly on the same diana cover lmao#its meant to look more true crime ish and less picture perfect nostalgia memorial#originally i was going to make article samples like i did for the arya ones and then i was like. lmao no#i could do a jon centric spread and i have a couple ideas#but i would rather he have his own set of 4 like arya#so. thus. as a result. tosses this at your feet#that being said i prefer rhaelya divorce!verse over a more book timeline modern au#bc its funny to ME#and i have written a little bit of fic for it feat stealth jonrya#but mehhh idk. id have to edit to post#this is not smart or pretty enough to throw into every single possible canon tag. i just want it out of my drafts#hewantshisedits#hewantshisposts#hewantshisaus#hewantshiscontemporaryaus
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Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time
#shit fuck shit fuck#mp100#mob psycho 100#THEY MADE ME DO THIS YO PERREO SOLAA SOMEBODY KILL MEE#hey matt came all this way had to explain direct from domingo#one of them is silly Kageyama sibling shenanigans like typical annoying siblings#it was supposed to be something dumb that i wanted to write while taking a break from my super angsty main fic#but the plot might thicken#as for my angsty fic it covers avoidant attachments running away capitalism and pining as usual#uhm yeah idk i just want to write about mp100 is it such a crime#i am projecting in my main fic just letting yall know but ykw many ppl have written something similar for shou#oopsies#yes shou#and also ritsu the one who burdens my projections in that fic cuz y not#ay pero no invaten pinches come solos#i also realized im supressing my emotions omg so mob kinnie twinning no srsly its a problem im suppressing memories too#so suddenly.im sad and then im like why am i sad and then i realize a few hours or days later oh yeah thats why im sad#like its a problem and uh yeah im so chill cuz im suppressing how do i not do that#party tomorrow tho!! 🎉 so i unsupress on monday cuz tomorrow is Saturday and i will be hungover sunday so monday i start#and Monday im calling off work cuz holy shit Thursday was not my day at work tho there were good things from that day#in neeEeEEw york cityyY#mob psycho
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Still reeling over the fact it was fuckin Chibnall that wrote the masterpiece that is Broadchurch after he almost killed my newfound obsession with Doctor Who in his seasons (i discovered Broadchurch after binging NuWho). Like every time i think about it, I'm just like "Damn. DAMN."
#If you like chibnall's seasons thats fine#I just... Dont.#Broadchurch was literal art tho#Gimme more of that Chibnall#Dr. Who#doctor who#broadchurch#I fuckin love crime dramas#And broody detectives#And mysteries
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Man, i feel as if the whole argument over whether or not harris is better than trump, or if theyre both the same level of fascist, really misses the point on why i would rather harris win than trump
Cause i dont want her to win because i think she'll actually *do* anything, let alone *fix* some of the shit wrong with this country. My life was shit under bush, it was shit under obama, it was shit under trump, and its been shit under biden. It'll still be shit regardless of whether or not harris wins. In fact, i doubt ill even notice the difference between my life now, and my life if trump wins, or if harris wins. Im sure itll stay the same amount of shit because thats just how things tend to go for the disabled, particularly if youre the flavor of disabled that cant work the way *i am*. Harris is, ultimately, a democrat. I dont *like* the democrats, because theyre fucking useless and squander every opportunity they have to improve things even slightly, in favor of shifting right in order to appeal to everyone and seem reasonable
But at the end of the day, until theres major reform in how elections and parties in the US work, its either a democrat or a republican. And having been raised by and around conservative republicans who think people like me are degenerates who should die, i think theres a huge amount of difference between the party that just Does Not Think or Care About You, and the party that runs on how much they want to kill you
There's never going to be any kind of huge socialist movement in the US. Theres never going to be any kind of sweeping reform that drastically improves the lives of even the most disenfranchised person. Its just not going to happen. The only kind of positive change we're going to get in this country is a slow and agonizing crawl towards something marginally better, fought at every step of the way by people who would rather make life worse for everyone rather than see a brown person as an equal
Democrats don't care about fixing anything or making life better, they run on empty promises of fixing things and making life better that theyre never going to keep. Republicans run on how much they want to make everything worse and how much they want me, and everyone else thats not them, dead
Id rather be stuck in a hot car than get run over by a someone who saw my disabled ass on the street and gunned it
#text post tag#read more#uspol#man i dont even know#like obviously she wont do anything if she wins#thats not up for debate#i still would rather she win tho#because unlike trump#she hasnt said i should just fucking die for the crime of being disabled
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The Gang Gets Romantic, Chokes and The Gang Texts were all undeniably engineered to drive the macden girls crazy. makes me wish i could've been in the writers room for the inception of these eps
#the s14 vers of Hero Or Hate Crime PTSDee and Tends Bar all being in a row#s12's vers of that tho was like. dipping their toes in n then quickly takin em out w DDL#but s14 was like ..... fuckin placing the deliberate bait on a fish hook n shakin it around in the water#but then changing the bait at the very last minute to be 'we could be ending the show... but we wont!!" so its all jumbled thematically#bizarre. Bizarre!!!#it drives me nuts#thats tv gold right there tho thats tv at its peak#macden
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Little scenario I thought of:
Micheal: "hey guys just had to escape the police sorry"
Vanessa: "really? In the fucking gay Jesus shirt?"
Micheal: "I'll have you know this shirt is endorsed by Jesus Christ himself"
#goobie snoobery#the interdimentional mall#michael afton#vannessa fnaf#gay jesus shirt#also didn't ever mention but i gave Micheal spider powers and made him fight crime he gets arrested alot tho#he always breaks out but thats just bc he can melt the handcuffs and make the police forget he was arrested
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