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If I have to hear the words "perseverance" or "resilience" one more fucking time I am going to stab someone

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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imagine begging god to resurrect your dead girlfriend and he's like "not only am i not gonna do that but also you have to come live on my swinger boat now"

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i need the reread this book RIGHT NOW‼️💥

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i find it so funny that the back of harrow the ninth says "the necromancers are back and they're gayer than ever" like babe. our heroine is having a very deep mental breakdown that lasts about 500 pages and everyone she encounters hates her for her bad attitude and subpar skills. "gayer than ever" does not capture the vibe of this book

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Harrowhark's lobotomy? Don't you mean Harrowhark's LOVEotomy?

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[ID: A comic of Pyrrha, in Gideon the First’s body, and Gideon Nav, in Harrow’s body, from The Locked Tomb. Pyrrha crosses her arms. She wears sunglasses that glint in the light from the River outside. She says, “Your mother would have picked the bullet.” Gideon frowns and says, “Yes, well, JAIL for mother!” End ID]

cleaned up the comic page! i love the nasty River water

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one of the best gideon moments hands down is when, post battle with new lyctor ianthe, she finds out that dulcinea and palamedes are sort of exes and she LIES DOWN ON THE GROUND ABOUT IT AND GROANS FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. everyone is like “gideon get up” “gideon it’s not a big deal” and she is like literally i’m going to end it all. this is so embarrassing for me and palamedes must hate me (cam has told her four times this is Not True) i must go make things right with him immediately. babygirl there’s a feral infant proto-god who just consumed the soul of her 1950s greaser chewtoy sprinting around canaan house you HAVE to change your priorities. and yet she won’t and she doesn’t. i love her so bad

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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joe biden needs to die before trump gets sworn in so kamala can become president in the funniest way possible

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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

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those 2013 rapunzel edits where they photoshopped her to be punk or whatever but instead it makes her look like ianthe

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reblog if you need a hug

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This morning there was a nation-wide text spam campaign targeting Black Americans (largely students) telling them that they’ve been selected to pick cotton and will be picked up to be sent to a plantation after Trump’s inauguration.

People online are making jokes about it, but it’s genuinely a disturbing sign. Someone was emboldened enough to intentionally run a background on thousands of young Black people and send them racist messages the day after a very exhausting and stressful election.

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10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 98% exhibitionist 90% brat 85% rope bunny

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ianthe and gideon get along because they need each other. don’t u get it. they are beasts from the same ecosystem and if u put them in an enclosure together they are GONNA fill their ecological niche. ianthe needs a twin prince(ss) cavalier who doesn’t know how to distinguish love from sacrifice and gideon needs a wet rat necromancer who’ll perform villain monologues and treat her like shit

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Jimmy Carter should again run as the Democratic candidate in 2028 election.