#thats final

[jar0jelly]

"Percy as Odysseus this" "Percy as Odysseus that" "Oh wouldn't it be torture if it Poseidon had hurt his favorite son is his past life"

NO

PERCY IS PENELOPE AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND

(also this is going off mostly the EPIC version of the Odyssey because I havent read it yet ☹️ I WANNA DO IT SOON THO)

Waited for her husband for 20 years and would've rather DIED than married someone new -> fatal flaws is loyalty and I will give up immortality for you

Both children of sea deities

Penelope was a Spartan princess so she has a warrior heart -> Percy was raised by Sally Jackson. Need I say more?

Odysseus is an archer -> PERCY CANNOT GET WITHIN 6 FEET OF A BOW OR ELSE DISASTER

Annabeth could not handle Percy being 'the monster' (i.e. Misery in Tartar sauce) like Penelope could handle Odysseus being 'the monster' 😔 -> Alternatively, Annabeth could murder a small nation's worth of people and he'd go ':3 I wuv her' (tho, Percy is more likely to be the who would sing "SO WHAT IF IM THE MONSTER-" in the middle of the Underworld)

Now since we've established Percy as Penelope, obviously Annabeth is Odysseus

Annabeth 'I will find you' Chase and Ody-"I will get home"-sseus

Both went from Athena-pilled prideful smartypants to Athena-tired 'I want my wife back' people

ARCHITECT OF OLYMPUS AND ODYSSEUS "I BUILT MY OWN CASTLE"

Also consider tall-Percy&Penelope, small-Annabeth&Odysseus

Please consider this next time you try to mush these two things together. 😊 Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

[wolfish-nightmares]

I support latino asa emory however I do NOT support bald asa

[jdopes-recorder]

Obviously that's chan's hand idk what y'all are on about 🙄

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[tawnysoup]

here. looplet air biscuits for u. do u feel better now?

[puppppppppy]

abogagos……..

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[teapot-of-tyrahn]

wait i just realised something REALLY funny

cleo, pearl, and scott's spawn points are all at the same bed. in the basement.

impulse's spawn point isn't. impulse's spawn point is in the bed upstairs.

so you're telling me the canonical ggggs sleeping setup was:

that's SO fucking funny oh my god ic ant breathe

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[juckalope]

interrupting your weekly program with some shadowlach silly 🤭

needless to say i’ve fallen the baldur’s gate 3 rabbit hole recently! i love em

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[pinacoladamatata]

The Dread Wolf's Heart...

"Where I am going is terrible"

"It won't be terrible if you're with me"

[candyje11yfish]

[wip] shooting star frye!!! i Looove spacey stuff!!!!