#thatd be so fuckin funny

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[landoffreaksandfrogs]

POV: you are eridan

[foryouthegays]

looking for an accomplice in assassination serious inquiries only i will pay u in gas money and food

[nerosdayinanime]

so many versions of Fish...

original: sabito lionfish(xcatsharkxcoelecanth) & human giyuu met as kids, sabito goes to bother him(affectionate) @ his job at the aquarium(/merm rehabilitation/ocean research center usually. theyr Good)

1.5: sabito starts a mermaid theater group

2nd: vauge thought of traditional half-fish half-human mermaids, sabito as a white tipped reef shark. i forgot everything else :/

3rd: sabito & giyuu mermaids, giyuu gets seriously injured and a panicky sabito brings him to the aquarium, tries to follow them taking giyuu inside (shinobu & mitsuri trying to stop ~200lbs of Land Fish from going where he wants to go)

4th: all hashira mermaids, massive destructive hurricane/storm ripped through and they were some of the unlucky merms caught in it; local aquariums & water centers pitched in to help out the influx of injured merms & thats how they all meet

5th: mermaid giyuu & marine biologist sabito, sab finds fish out in the sea and it follows him home

6th: all humans mermaids, hashira + all the siblings/kids are a pod & get captured by illegal mermaid fishers which gets captured by authorities who find the fish in the brig(?) and take it to ppl who know what to do with them (aquarium) said ppl are the demons (humans now)

7th: some time pre-industrial era (all those^^ r modern) sabito as some worker on a ship that gets caught and capsizes in a nasty storm, gets rescued by giyuufish last minute [Castaways(barns courtny)]

[chorus-communities]

eughhh system shit ramble

[chompe-diem]

i mean i definitely dont know more than any other listener lol, but it sounds like murph says theyve got at least a handful of episodes banked, which should tide them over for a short while esp given the every-other-week schedule

so i think it's pretty possible that they did some sort of wrap up with hardwon—lowkey i've been thinking he might like, go off with jaina or something shortly after she's been reintroduced (i'm probably wrong on this tho)—and even if he doesnt get his Full Arc, maybe we'll come back to him later in the campaign?

honestly i think it's entirely possible they make the post-hardwon plot stuffs just be about getting calder back from the helm just in time for jake to come back from leave irl xP

I have no idea what they'll end up doing for Jake's paternity leave. And my weird lil brain has been chewing on it non stop because like the current story arc is very much in progress but they could have pre recorded things so I'm not super concerned.

But. Jake is Calder and Hardwon. So neither of those plots can get wrapped up without him and I want the payoff of him getting back out there with Bev and Moonshine. (If I got a vote which I don't but yanno).

Then it occurred to me that a side trip to get the other side of the story with Moonshine and Bev and some absolutely terrific guest (like idk Aabria for example) in the Astral Plane would be a really clever way to circle back around to Hardwon and Calder.

Like, yes please. Bev as a older seasoned fighter, Moonshine being Moonshine. Local gay disasters save universe, again. Bahumian Space Odyssey: the Search for Hardwon. I feel like it will be enjoyable whichever route they pick, but I'm rooting for a some sort of option where we get to spend time with the other two. They also lost someone important AND also lost their bestie.

(This also opens the door for a Mavrus or Apple Scrumper cameo just while I'm manifesting out here).

[hearts401]

i havent actually seen werefox mike aus so i dont really have any ideas/scenarios….

but like, if you were gonna make a werefox au, im curious;

1. when did mike become (or discover) he was a werefox?

2. how did he become one? is it a fucked up way or is he just Like That

3. does his family know? are any of them weres?

4. if any are, are they also werefoxes, or smth else?

5. if his family doesnt know, is he hiding it on purpose, or have they just like, not figured it out by pure coincidence?

5.5. adding onto five, not really a question, but i think even if he was hiding it/they didnt know hed use it to scare cc given the opportunity. no one believes him that a fuckin werefox keeps coming into his room at odd hours and scares him at any opportunity

6. can he talk when hes in his werefox form? does he sound different? actually now im imagining a teen boys voice coming out of a big ass fox thatd be so funny

7. are weres a common thing at all (even as like, outcasts) or is he just fucked up. like are they known to exist in the world as a thing or is it like, yeah theyre a myth they dont actually exist thatd be wild

okay. i think thats all my questions :3

-cross

Probably recently when the story takes place, so about 14.

It's genetic!

Willaim is! That's who Mike got it from! (Also CC but he's too young to know just yet)

William is a rabbit! the fox part likely was just a mix up of genes since i doubt every wererabbit had kids with only other wererabbits and vice versa yk?

William knows one of his kids is likely to be a were, but they didnt know HE was a were, so mike hid it from him, but liz and cc found out eventually.

he has two forms! i dont have the other one drawn yet but its much bigger and harder to control and he cannot talk in that form, but then he has a smaller one where he's just a little fox boy. its similar to turning red/tokyo mew mew in that his emotions can bring it out but also he can do it at will (however the big one only comes out at specific times and he can't go in and out of it freely)

weres are not well known, but people understand they exist. its like a "this thing is real and not a story but ppl hardly see it so who cares anyways" because weres are nnnot treated well methinks

BONUS DOODLES!!

[gastlives]

omg the students..

yeah true… i liked the name

omg this is awesome actually

YEESS CHARLOTTE

thatd be crazxy but i think ud see the passangers or whatever if u did

what the hell..

uh BYEE

shes a hero…

omg…

fuck u PRT for this

also i kind of doubt that dinah wasnt at least forced to do it in some way bc like The undersiders SAVED HER

well hello hello school

……emma?

omg its taylor

Villain Skitter stands up against the PRT with students 😱

oh ok greg

calling skitter a warlord is so funny

ohj holy shit sophia knows now

oh jesus calm down

oh god her dad is watching

its so over

oh cmon

oh shit

oh hey its the nine

o hgod

i wonder whats up w this gray boy

calm down w her

omg hiii also when did u get big spider and scorpion and how

shes awesome

wow thats fuckin crazy

good

oh great

ofc u were his friend

god

[ask-teamplayer]

Other than Ronin who already answered this, what’s everyone’s favorite subject?

FATE: You're looking at mostly ELA kids, here. Me, Enzo, Seth, Cora, Vera- I think I can speak for all of those assholes, but yeah. We were always the best in English. Though Cora also really likes history. You can probably tell.

SETH: i mean im not really all that interested in anything!! i like cooking and playing keyboard, i get options for stuff like that in the future but right now its just,,, eh?

SETH: but if it were anything i guess it would be english! i dont get the kids who hate reading books to be honest, i actually like reading classics! gotta broaden my mind :B

ENZO: pretty on the mark yeah but i used to prefer gym for a while cause like physical dude

ENZO: but i dont think my actual swordfighting skills account for anything when im playing volleyball with annoying mean girls who keep giggling instead of playing the game

ENZO: or when i get hit in the face with a rubber ball which has actually happened a LOT

ENZO: to be honest i think im the only kid that hasnt died during the mile except nahla cause former track kid

SETH: I HATE THE MILE.

FATE: Can't imagine how the mile would be with people with boobs. I am so sorry. I'm lucky I didn't evolve.

FATE: It is horrible though. It should be considered actual torture - dammit, I know excessive amounts of cardio isn't actually healthy for kids who don't do it all the time! I don't want to break my muscles.

FATE: I'm not looking forward to gym next semester.

LILY: i loooove biology! math and ela, too, but bio is my favorite

LILY: or general science! i love taking care of plants, i actually have like fourty at home! they all have names!

LILY: like why do you think i evolved into a leafeon? honestly i think growing plants in third grade awoke something in me.

LILY: its really fun, but i do have trouble focusing on stuff sometimes. im kinda daydreamy hehe. i really need to get my grades up :( maybe ill see if i can join one of vera and fates study sessions. working next to other people i actually like and commentating in a funny way helps me do it faster.

FATE: You're always welcome. I wouldn't invite someone like Darin or Nahla, but I know you're actually smart and like working and aren't going to piss me off.

DARIN: i hate school :(((

DARIN: i dont like anything :((

DARIN: maybe i should get into sports thatd get me into college no problem itd be so much fuckin easier than this

CORA: You do have it in you, Darin. I believe there's untapped potential in academics.

CORA: I've seen the way you talk about anime and shows you like. There's an actual brain up there, as much as you work to prove otherwise. I'm very proud.

DARIN: AY WHAT THE FUCK CHIEF

NAHLA: WOOOOW, You're allll nerds, huh?

NAHLA: Yeah, I'm in the camp with the traitor, sorry! I don't really like anything, but gym's cool! I like track and stuff, and I do like hitting annoying girls in the face with balls! Coolkid's just a coward and cant bring himself to hurt anyone. Pffft.

NAHLA: No worry! I'll do all the hitting for you guys. Someone has to!

CORA: Oh, Nahla, baby dear, may you hit Wade first? He's been getting on my nerves in second period lately...

NAHLA: Anything for you, honey sugar sweetie baby crystal dreamy dear! <3

NAHLA: Regardless of our totally real romance I just need an excuse to punch him anyway. Or throw balls at him in general.

ENZO: BALLS you say

RONIN: okay posts over before enzo makes another dick joke and cora and nahla start gay fucking on the table. im a little oversensitive right now, fate screaming is just going to make me kill someone. maybe in like an hour guys, wrap it up.

VERA: I also take a lot of art classes

VERA: I would like to get better at traditional because I would like have to have less reliance on stabilizer use

VERA: And doing things like ceramics is fun

RONIN: see? when i need someone to be normal on a stupidly derailed ask, i ALWAYS know youve got me.

RONIN: thanks, v.

VERA: The sentiment is appreciated but when have I not "got you" in your words

RONIN: never, v. never.

[jackienautism]

the quarry dr cosplay outfit pack here are my picks:

laura: listen to me. walk with me. laura kearney kyoko kirigiri cosplay. the gloves the leather jacket the tie it WORKS.

abi: chiaki. her little bat backpack could be chiaki's cat backpack instead. could also see her in the kaede cosplay? again they both have backpacks so she could have kaede's backpack.

emma: i just feel like she'd rock the sonia look. definitely not her usual style but like. come on. come On. i feel like if she had a dr phase she'd be a sonia fan.

kaitlyn: mahiru outfit i feel passionate about this actually. i was drawing a blank for her outfit but. mahiru cosplay. could also be aoi but that might be a bit boring? like it's just a red hoodie....

max: i feel like max would cosplay makoto. he's matching with laura they're a duo. laura and kyoko doing all the work meanwhile max and makoto are there giving like a supportive thumbs up

ryan: can he cosplay gundham pleaseplease please i need to see him wearing earrings and a giant purple scarf he would love that. the purple black and white color scheme is so ryan..

jacob: maybe. leon??? i don't know.

dylan: rantaro maybe?? or maybe kiibo it'd be funny for him to just be. a robot. everyone else in semi-regular outfits meanwhile dylan's outfit is beeping and booping as his arm is being cut off

nick: well. Somebody has to be komaeda. could also be rantaro probably.

constance isn't usually included in outfit packs but she gets to be in this one. constance hackett junko enoshima cosplayer canon when!

THIS IS SO INTERESTING 2 ME BC I ALWAYS ASSUMED LIKE... THEYD DRESS UP AS THE CHARACTERS THEY'D KIN... so i fuckin love these so much

LAURA IN A KYOKO ESQUE OUTFIT ROOOOOCKS SO HARD..... ID LOVE TO SEE THAT GOSH GOSH

YESSS I AGREE W/ ABI AND CHIAKI SO SO MUCH... i also think thatd be the character she'd kin tbh dfjnfdg the backpack was the EXACT reasoning i had too. kaede woukd be so goddamn cute too though... its the Backpacks and i LOVE that

OHHH MAAAAN EMMA IN A SONIA TYPE OUTFIT....... SO IN LVOE......... she'd be so cute in it hoooly shit

ALSO THINK KAITLYN WOULD KIN MAHIRU LOL i dont think kaitlyn would realistically kin but. if it were for abi... she'd absolutely accept it. esp if it were assigned by abi herself jgkfgj yeah i hear you about aoi... but it'd still be cute as hell. i absolutely agree w/ mahiru cosplay though!

MAX MAKOTO!!!!!! THATS SO CUTE... AND HES MATCHING W/ LAURA... THATS SO IN CHARACTWR... ouugh so in love. and the supportive thumbs up <3 adorable

RYAN GUNDHAM????????? HOLY FUCK THAT SOUNDS SOOOOOO GOOD GOOD GOD need it in my life for resl for real.him w/ a big scarf sounds so goddamn awesome. and him w/ hamsters...

leon woiuld be so funky for jacob... but i raise you this: mondo

i rly like rantaro for dylan... but kiibo sounds like fun jdfgn id be interested to see how that would be like conveyed in game and stuff. maybe i can come up w/ something one day... he haws fucking. face paint and everything. amaazing

NOT NAGITO DFJKGNDJGD THATS SO GODDAMN FUNNY the sweatshirt i feel fits him well yeah yeah!i feel rantaro fits dylan more but i can def see it for nick too...

CONSTANCE AS JUNKO LMAOOO GOD..... canon NOW

[applejuiceaddictyo]

haha, dick joke. im slappin my knee, wipin a single tear away from my eye. truly some highbrow humor goin on here. color me impressed.

yea, had to be prepared to talk about all the shit i missed. aint a big deal, i like seein yer thoughts so it was just like a marathon run of the usual.

gunna classpect myself fer sure now, aint no way im gonna take this slander. me and poofy pants shouldn't even be in the same sentence. consider us estranged divorcees the way im goin' no contact.

glad yer doin a little better, sorry i aint been around. know that i cant do much, but i woulda tried to help out or whatever if id known. n' i really doubt im the only one who appreciates how much of a dork ya are, bet youre underestimatin your charm at least a little here. in the least 'pity case' way, yer kinda like a wet cat that people just take one look at and gotta go grab a blanket from their car an' take home n shit.

stickin another 'you tried' star to my shades. was talkin 'bout that 'date night two' one cause that wasnt just a 'i love their music' post and i know you know thats my favorite song, ya little shit. but i saw all the other mccafferty shit too, yeah.

dude, seriously. i been watchin a ton of video essays lately 'bout old flop shows to find recommendations. its funny as hell when people try n' make serious shit but it's just... bad.

i think you should wear the poofy pants. thatd be funny as all hell and id take a shit ton of pictures

man am i also getting the wet cat treatment? i thought that was hals thing. then again theres bucketloads of fanart of me in cardboard boxes so i guess that makes sense

so thats actually really funny because i only added the 'date night 2' part because that song came on and i was like huh. hey. thatd make a good addition. besides i only knew that was ONE of your favorites not favorite of all time. hella funny though. good song. wasnt on purpose but now im laughin

you should watch this guy brad taste in music, especially his series where he goes over melanie martinez. its fuckin hilarious how bad it is. starting to think the guy is a masochist with how much music induced pain he puts himself through

[sonkfan005]

queer headcanon for sonic characters time hell yeah

btw i have asks open id love to hear headcanons from anyone else, too <3

sonic - quoi-biromantic (as in, cant easily differentiate between platonic and romantic affection, and biromantic) and ace. most asexual guy ever. cis guy, but honestly transfem sonic is based as hell. she would keep her name Sonic lol

tails - hes just a little guy. trans boy tails is one of my favourite headcanons

amy - aroace amy is awesome. i think she just has really strong platonic feelings, which she has taken to be romantic. (but biromantic heterosexual amy is a close second) cis girl

knuckles - gonna be honest transmasc knuckles is fucking epic. straight

shadow - transmasc shadow is also a good one. aro, heterosexual.

rouge - bi QUEEN. cis. my beautiful bisexual latina queen.

silver - nebularomantic (as in, has a hard time differentiating platonic from romantic affection due to ASD) and gay. hes the type to be super in denial about it. if nobody has written a fic about him coming out to himself ill write it myself. agender he/she if he had the time to figure it out lmfao. he doesnt know what the hell that means though. amy totally had to explain what being nonbinary was to him.

blaze - lesbian. butchy.

espio - homoromantic ace. cis guy. i have a hard time seeing hi as anything but that. i think hes like silver in that, he was also super in denial. tried to prove he wasnt gay lol

vector - not enough transmasc vector in this world, i think hes transmasc. came out to himself late in life. i think espio met him before he transitioned.... thatd make for a good fic. straight

big - he/him nb ace lesbian tbh

jet - in denial about bi. he gets a crush on a guy for the first time and hes like Wow Hes So Cool I Need To Beat Him Up. cis

wave - cishet. she keeps trying to get jet to admit hes bi but he wont listen

storm - aro heterosexual. no strong opinions. he thinks women are good-looking but i dont know how much hed be into romance... cis. gives awful dating advice to wave and jet.

eggman - most aro homosexual man to ever exist. cis. i do love seeing artworks of egg-woman though. if eggman were a woman shed also be aro homosexual/lesbian lol

whisper - trans girl whisper holds a dear place in my heart. lesbian

tangle - cis lesbian. she was a little lemur and saw a beautiful woman on tv and said Mom(s) I'm Marrying A Woman. i think she has two lesbian mothers too.

belle - heteroromantic ace. i like to imagine shes the type to sit around and picture her wedding when shes got nothing else to think about. cis, and hasnt given it much thought.

mimic - aroace. easy. cis

starline - transmasc and gay. good for him

lanolin - cishet, but honestly itd be funny if she were like, Oh Yeah Im Straight. Everyone Thinks Women Are Hot So That Doesnt Count and Belle just fuckin. stares at her lmao

vanilla - cishet also

sally - cis, bi

surge - ace lesbian, but she is far from ready to even think about romance,,, cis

i cant think of any more characters lol. i dont know anything about archie characters so i dont wanna include them

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

sex ed test story from a few days ago under cut bc idk how long it’s gonna be so let’s not show it to unwilling eyes :) (in a positive way)

so i had a condom test a few days ago yes this has been in my drafts since then shut up and essentially you would do nothing nothing nothing test nothing until the end of class and so everyone got bored as teens do and these two boys. holy shit. they were being loud and the teacher told them to (functionally) shut up,,,, but they didnt. so like ten minutes later the teacher ends up giving them 0s on the FINAL (which like oof L should have shut up the first time right now you regret it) and that part is pretty fuckin uneventful right i woudlnt tell that story if THEY DIDNT PUT THEMSELVES IN TIME OUT THESE WHOLE ASS TEENS WHO I KNOW HAVE EGOS WENT TO A TABLE IN THE BACK AND PUT THEIR HEADS DOWN LMAOOOO ITS GENUENLY SO FUNNY TO ME. also for at least half the period so many people were f a c i n a t e d by the photo booth app(?) on the mac in the back and they ended up using a picture as proof of how actually they werent roughhousing and shouldnt fail the final. my suggestion was give them one point up from an F so no they dont fail but holy shit would that bomb their grade. idk what he did but it certainly happened.

anyway im stressed as fuck about finals pls send sanity thatd be really cool of you

[the-horror-lies-within]

the architects designing this: *giggle* bro what if. what if we made the pipes look like theyre fucking *snort* thatd be so fuckin funny

#utilitarianarchitecture sentimentalism in #BRUTgroup photo by unknown author #isc20c https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnni_SZIwPw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wellnesscard]

omg my teenager coworker was talking about how theyre gonna make a five night at freddys movie im like ya it already came out i saw it - with nic cage? not in my top 10 its no time bandits but whateva. guess nododis seen that one tho. also why do so many ppl with like d.i.d. Obsessed with that franchise ? or maybe thats just tumblr. even b4 tumblr tho there was this girlie at my highschool who was like mental like insane not in reality at all n it was all she fuckin talked about? what specifically is the pull like creating this demographic . but it weirds me out so i dont actually want 2 engage in real five nights at freds only thru the sweet filter of nic cage am i safe ig. cos that was a knockoff? who made that movie it was so weird and not even in an awesome way like many other b movies. idk the whole concept like. and yk fs theres towns like that in america. but theyre just racist. this post is getting away from me . idk the insaneos just dont talk abt jeff the killer anymore maybe im just old . do any pardonmyfrench normal ppl like five nitez at fred. i mean ig my coworkers pretty normal from what i know. ig im probably just in such different spheres from the enjoyers of that n the only ones being crazy abt it is the crazies so. i feel like this isnt very pc im sorry like my brain dont work good too like its no problem to be mentally ill and have interests im just . it throws me thry a loop. that n like taylor swift continuously getting bigger status thru out what feels like my lifespan. like i remember singing 'our song' in first grade w classmates n its like yeah its gud ig im 5 i dont have a critiquing of music mind yet too much. its catchy. never thought shed still be around let alone with a cult following in the year 2023. was it covid? like i havent heard about nikki minaj in ages but taylor swift is being exponential as hell in like . all this. why is she in so many commercials. ok my neighbors just got home one minute and thirty seconds ago and theyre already using power tools fuck yea girls build a house for her!! or that could be a blender tbh i thought i heard hammering though. hammering and sawing. shit did i just stereotype lesbians. i shouldnt be allowed to have tumblr app when im home alone cos then i just type type type whatever i want and we end up with this. oh sidenote too, i have a thickass nodule on my thyroid im having checked today so like ig ilyk laterz if its really fucked. like i hope i dont get all goited up thatd suck. its so funny bc in my eating disorder in highschool i was like oh what a dream itd be to have hyperthyroidism, sighs wistfully. omg what if gods punishing me and i get hypothyroidism and get f*t. but its probably just a lump and its not the consistency of cancer so we good basically. just waiting for the doc to say that too haha! and im like 3 days off all alcohol even the light beers bc i am getting sick of never having energy and like i wanna make sure my life is good and its hard to take care of everything because ngl im a heavy drinker n once i have any alcohol im just like impatiently waiting for my next drink, so. and its expensive when you drink a 12 pack a day plus other alkie snacks such as shooters pints or beers at the bar. and i need to save for a cruiseeee devon n i have been married for almost three years n still havent went on vacation yet goddamn! we deserve it , and i was the sexiest in my life when i was sober for a year too so jot that down.

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Okie im sooo tired beddie byes timeee wait what tne cuck what do u mean the errr qsmp lads r doin an election dudeeeee dont tell me its in 3 days too and just HAPPENS tonbe on the 16th haha thatd be so funny. Yeah. Man i love hearing shit abt that server i know fuckin nothing other than gay sex polycule egg binary monster cellbit. And yea. Anyways coconut2020 shoulda won idcccc abt anything else they were the mvpsssss dudeee. Silly. Anyways yea tired sleepy gonna sleep now my cats on my bed and i have to kick him off and its soooo soso sad bc i love himmsooo juch but he needs to go to the kitchen or hell wake everyone up at 3am :( love him tho. My babyyy boyy.

Heres a picture of him ohmygod i almost put the picture of grizzly here thatd be. Fair. He is sooo pretty, but this is my babyyy boytyy hes sooooo cute and tiny. I lovenhim so much. Look at my boy, boy