#[my headcanons]

[estrellyx]

kel hc sheet

[mikayuumouse]

Random Sskk headcanons I have (tw: gay and heartwarming);

Atsushi likes to be warm at night so when it's cold out he burrows underneath Akutagawa's shirt and sleeps against his chest

Atsushi loves when they match (and Akutagawa secretly enjoys it too). They have matching sweaters, matching yin yang necklaces, matching pajamas, matching hoodies, etc

Akutagawa's never not showering Atsushi with gifts. He spoils him like crazy with jewelry and fine clothing and books and food and more

Akutagawa sends Atsushi bouquets of flowers while he's at work and Atsushi always gets embarrassed in front of the Agency but he loves them

Akutagawa loves kissing the back of Atsushi's hand/his knuckles, he always kisses him there whenever he can

They argue over food, especially since Akutagawa is a picky eater (and Atsushi always eats what he doesn't)

They go stargazing. I know this is a common headcanon but I feel like they'd go to watch the stars at least once every couple months

Very few people at the Port Mafia know Akutagawa's dating Atsushi, and are always very shocked when they find out

Atsushi gives Akutagawa forehead and cheek kisses a lot, and a bunch at a time

They give each other goodbye kisses before work or missions/assignments

Atsushi's hands are warm. Akutagawa's hands are cold. Atsushi likes holding his so they warm up

They dance together. Whether it's in the kitchen to music on the radio or at an actual formal event, they love waltzing together

Whenever Akutagawa has minor injuries from a mission Atsushi sits him down on the edge of the bathtub and cleans his cuts and bandages them

Akutagawa is surprisingly smooth with flirting, but whenever Atsushi flirts back Akutagawa starts blushing and forgets his words and grumbles about how stupid the weretiger is (Atsushi also blushes and fumbles quite a bit)

Atsushi falls asleep on Akutagawa commonly. After a mission or just on the couch, he'll lean against Akutagawa and randomly doze off because he finds it really comforting

Akutagawa plays with and touches Atsushi's bangs when he's distracted or asleep

They are both very clingy

Akutagawa's really possessive

They are incredibly feared. It's one thing to go up against the Agency's infamous weretiger alone or the Mafia's rabid dog alone. It is a whole nother thing to go up against both of them as Shin Soukoku, and there are lots of rumors about them in the underground ("most feared boyfriends in all of Yokohama")

Atsushi kisses Akutagawa to get him to shut up when he's being stubborn. And vice versa

[smaethegae]

Hawks Headcanon #2

Hawks is a bird, right? And birds literally cannot taste spice that well, at all. In fact, birds are one of the biggest ways spicy jalapenos can even spread their seeds.

So, I like to imagine that this trait is something Hawks has, due to his Quirk. He can't taste spice at all.

To remedy this, I imagine Hawks, when he has the time, has made a home-made soup recipe for himself involving a fuck ton of Carolina Reapers.

It is so spicy, that it has been deemed, in Keigo's personal opinion, too hot for almost all human tongue, except his own.

The people who have tried it, Mirko and Best Jeanist to name a few, have actually gone red and teary eyed, losing their sense of taste for days afterwards.

But Keigo?

The little shit can't taste a thing. It's mild to him. And he adores this fact, because it means he can give unsuspecting friends/colleagues a small taste, and laugh at their reactions while giving them something to remedy the spice.

The only person who can thoroughly enjoy the taste with Keigo and have it also taste sorta spicy, maybe a bit more spicier than Hawks can because he's partially less bird, or maybe hasn't developed an immunity to spice due to being part bird, is none other than Tokoyami.

[ray-mondo22]

Theses headcanons… are scrumptious

(They’re mine, They canon now✨)

Headcannons for all the riders?

Enjoy some random completely unsubstantiated silliness:

Snotlout can touch his tongue to his nose

The twins regularly pull pranks where one of them goes "missing" and the other twin is seen in two places at once

Hiccup hated eel, tried it the way the Defenders of the Wing cook it, and now has to hide that he likes it from Toothless

Astrid’s parents tried to confiscate all her weapons after a fight. They found less than half

Fishlegs can hold his breath for the longest out of the riders

When Astrid doesn't sleep as much as she needs to per night she gets headaches

One of Snotlout's elbows never healed quite right after his dad broke it so it clicks when he overextends it now

Hiccup actually likes tending the boars and chickens they keep on the Edge, and is bummed out when he doesn't have the time and someone else takes his turn

Speaking of that, they do keep sheep on the Edge (a breed that doesn't need shearing often maybe) for mutton

And all the riders know how to butcher and dress animals

Hiccup was really squeamish about it (but he can turn off that part of his mind when he really has to)

Fishlegs has a rare rock collection and hides it from Meatlug so she doesn't eat it

When Snotlout has a fight with Hookfang, he turns the S on his hut upside down (it looks the same) (no one notices)

Hiccup still has a left boot made whenever he gets a new right one, and Toothless turns it into a chew toy

Astrid sings lullabies to Stormfly and will kill anyone who catches her

Tuffnut's hair actually smells fairly decent, somehow. No one can tell why (he bought rosewater from TJ once and really liked feeling fancy)

Ruffnut could tie with Astrid in hand-to-hand combat, but she'd fight dirty and Astrid gets So Mad

When there are big windstorms on the Edge, the riders sleep in the stables, and when it's a lightning storm they move into the caves

Omg this is getting long. Hope these are all fun!!

[cicerfics]

One thing about 00Q that really does delight me is that I see them as a country-boy4city-boy pair. Which is potentially really funny.

Like, I do think Bond has spent a fair portion of his life in urban environments, and he enjoys a lot about the convenience and culture of a city. And I do think that, with practice and careful exposure-therapy, Q could learn to tolerate and be reasonably comfortable in the country.

But I don't think Q is ever able to shake off his city-boy roots. I think he very much has a reaction of Why Would Anyone Want To Do That whenever Bond takes him to the country and tries to persuade him to swim in a cold lake with eels and frogs, or sit outside (with the mosquitoes!!) while Bond guts a fish and grills it for their dinner.

Q accepts that his beloved enjoys this sort of thing. And sure, the nights are peaceful. And sure, it's nice to know that they won't be bothered by anyone except the squirrels. And sure, Q does enjoy the opportunity for birdwatching.

But he still has a deep-seated notion that We Created Civilization For a Reason, James, and why would a person get up for an ice-cold lake swim at 5am when they could simply Not Do That. Why would anyone WANT to catch and then clean a fish when they could simply purchase a nice fillet from a shop?? Pre-cleaned??? No need to touch fish guts????

Bond's passion for this sort of thing is deeply puzzling to Q, but Q bears with it as best he can.

[scribbled-entity]

I come bearing Yuri today, Saltpep flavor.

I have my own lil headcanons for how the contestants slowly come to their own now that they're no longer competing. One of them is Pepper learning to be more of her own object! And even finding herself some other friends outside of just Salt.

More of my rambling under the cut I guess

Like, I imagine there was a bit of a drift between Salt and Pepper and it kinda ended up making Pepper feel unwanted, unneeded and taken for granted, worse yet when she realizes that others simply treat her as a 'copy' and it doesn't help she basically was made to be one. She ended up finding herself in the company of Pickle and Knife in particular and while it took a bit, she eventually warmed up enough to be somewhat part of their triad of sort and even sometimes with the other menu squad (to much of Salt's jealousy). She really comes to her own after awhile and gains some self confidence that isn't inherently tied to her being with Salt. Eventually gaining the confidence to confront Salt about how she was treated.

They eventually make up but Pepper no longer tags around her like a sidekick, and speaks out about her own thoughts and opinions this time.

Salt is still a bit boy crazy for OJ, but she does keep her promise to try to not disregard her bestie this time around and to maybe, tone it down a bit. Or at least don't get herself too much into trouble. (She's more than willing to be a shoulder to cry on but she ain't involving herself in any schemes nor will she let her lol)

Others don't really get why Pepper still bothers with her, maybe it's because she's hard coded to follow her lead, maybe it's her more than friendship feelings for her, sometimes she questions it herself haha, but she sticks by her side, and is ever patient.

Salt on the other hand, struggled quite a bit with going against her instincts, considering she's the supposed 'valley girl' stereotype and those can be prone to being crazy for guys. She didn't even really care that much at first when Pepper left, fully expecting she'll come crawling back and begging to be her friend again, and ignored her worries by burying herself into her obsession.

She feels a bit entitled to "getting the guy" and feels a bit frustrated that she hasn't. Sometimes she gets a small bout of clarity, wondering why she even is doing this, and that she doesn't even like OJ that much anyway. But she finds herself looping back to it when she isn't sure of what to do. Everyone else was doing something else, she doesn't really know how else to be.

It was through Pepper pushing her and making her confront her flaws that got her to at least try, to be better.

Salt can honestly go to genuinely oblivious, or simply acting oblivious since she hasn't professed her own feelings yet.

But anyway I'm eepy,I kinda just pushed to finish this before I forget it so yeah gjtkfskerkd

[sillylogiclover]

Agere Headcanon List

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! Below this will be the terms in case you are unfamiliar with it;

Age Regressor / Little - A person who involuntarily or voluntarily goes into a younger headspace. This could be due to trauma, stress, overstimulation, and other negative effects, which is known as vent regression. OR could be due to happiness, excitement, or just for fun, which is known as pure regression. Can be caused by differing things, and sometimes nothing at all.

Cg (Caregiver) - A person who cares for littles when they are regressed. Not all littles need or want cgs, but there will be ones if needed!

Flip - A person who regresses and caregives.

ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT, LET'S GET TO IT!

Garnold, OWAKCX, Mr. Sun, Mr. Tree, and Mr. FC aren't in bcz I hc OWAKCX and Mr. FC doesn't know what it is, Garnold doesn't support (:c), and Mr. Sun and Mr. Tree aren't in for obvious reasons.

Flag guide below;

Flips with no lean - Wenda, Oren, Durple Flips with regressor lean - Simon, Fun Bot Flips with cg lean - Black, Tunner

[palesweetsdeer]

V Headcanon design bits (ig)

Little rant: I headcanon that V and Copia’s dad was a ghoul, yet only V got the ghoul genes, which is why Copia looks and acts much more humanoid than his fuckass creature of a brother. Maybe this is why they were separated at birth too. This makes V look different from other humans in the Ministry (taller, lankier stature, fangs, pointy ears, tail and wings (occasionally). Maybe he can shapeshift a bit as well, who knows

Anyways, I fucking love this critter so much

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, a little too tired to make something right now. Come back tomorrow.

[estrellyx]

i hate this with every fiber of my being anf will probably redo it later. howeber. it is done

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.

While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.

Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.

Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.

Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.

Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.

Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.

Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.

After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.

Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.

[smaethegae]

Hawks Headcanon #1

I have a headcanon that Hawks can actually see more colour than an actual human due to his bird traits, and has tetrachromacy, which is what the bird hawk actually has. Because he's one of the few people who most likely have four cones instead of three in his eye, he has been able to completely make up the names for the new colours he sees. Some might be serious names for the colours, some might be ridiculous like bird puns, and some might just be named after people or something. But because he can see more colour, and can't really tell shadows/blacks/whites/greys apart, he wears his visour, which actually helps improves the divisibility and break apart the monochrome colours so he can actually tell what he's looking at.

[peacherweasel]

I feel like Artificer tries to "speed up" Sizzles' grief process for multiple set of reasons: -She, herself never really got the chance to grieve over her own pups. She never got to find her other pup & maybe give them a proper burial (if that's what slugcats do in your AU) & mourn them. She's still locked in a traumatic memory that's become her life. Her emotions are unstable & her rage consumed her. Kinda like "Artificer couldn't let go of her hate, in the end it destroyed her." -Artificer wants to become close to her pups, but she doesn't know how. She feel like she can't go back, as her actions went farther & left an effect she can't escape. She doesn't know how to change, she doesn't know if she herself *can* change, after everything that's happened. I feel like if Arti herself wasn't trying to speed things up, she could heal herself as well. Given enough time to sort her thoughts out & heal, possibly with others' help too. The only thing she may know is her experiences; she may be trying to push that same narrative onto Sizzle so maybe he could understand what she had gone through. But Sizzle doesn't seem to understand why she's doing this. Probably "corrupted beyond the point of return" kinda vibes. Maybe Artificer doesn't know how to ask for help, maybe she doesn't know how to confront her actions, maybe she's afraid of change herself. (Coming from a person who hates change as well, I kinda let my anxiety control my social life, unintentionally. I try to avoid physical contact with unfamiliar people because of anxiety & possible overstimulation; autism moment)

"NO KELPS OKAY, HES A BEST BOI" I scream as they drag me away.

Doomed to die for the narrative.

The saddest part is Sizzle never gets to mourn over Tangled Kelps body, or death for that matter. Artificer rushes Sizzle off and doesn't let him grieve.

[mrchoppedslefthand]

Homicipher Random Headcanons/Scenarios [NSFW]

Edit:11/07/2024

I desperately needed to post the random head canons and scenarios of our husbands that my brain kept cooking up (+ some from discord friends), so the list is not organized. Also, since we shape shift, I'm going to assume we can choose whenever we have a cock or pussy (because I want to be fucked and do the fucking) Anyways...enjoy the food thought.

Characters: Mr. Crawling, Mr. Chopped Mr. Silvair, Mr. Hood, Mr. Gap, Mr. Machete, Mr. Scarletella

Warnings: mentions of NSFW, mentions of some canon-typical violence, implications of dubcon, mentions of somnophilia, implied cuckold

Mr. Crawling

He can be submissive top. Constantly asking you if you love him during intimacy. He would ask if you enjoy playing with him as you pound yourself onto him. He would be a moaning mess and probably wouldn't know what to do about it as he clumsily places his hands around your waist.

He would definitely eat you out without you asking once intimacy had been initiated.

Afraid of hurting you, he wouldn't be too rough, instead he would be more tender and gentler when it comes to intimacy.

He definitely would love it when you play with his hair, allowing you to braid it or do whatever as long it doesn't involve cutting his precious hair.

He actually gets jealous easily, but he doesn't verbalize it, instead he shows it through his actions.

He is better with his hands, than his cock. So sometimes you prefer that over his cock. His cock is more on the average/smaller side and it's cute.

He definitely has a praise kink.

Mr. Chopped

He lacks a body, so to make up for it he is extremely expressive and open with his feelings. Which makes him a little fun to bully, to see all those cute expressions he could make.

He probably would be very good with his mouth and tongue, let him be your personal rose toy/fleshlight if you will. He can't fight back and have no choice but to whimper about it.

Imagine getting sick and fainting with him nearby, he can't move or do anything but helplessly cry for you to wake up and starts crying out help for Mr. Silvair to come help him and you.

Maybe one day, for a day of tricks and pranks. Mr. Stitch will allow Mr. Chopped a day in his body, so they swap places, stitching Mr. Chopped in place of Mr. Stitch's head. It had been a very long time since Mr. Chopped felt sensations beyond his head, so he happens to be very sensitive and clumsy with his hands. Everywhere you touch overwhelms him, he melts and becomes a moaning mess, but Mr. Chopped isn't the only one feeling all these sensations. Mr. Stitch can still feel it too. He is intrigued by today's type of play.

He definitely would be more on the whiny and needy side when it comes to pleasure, he lacks a body, but he can still feel lust. He can't do anything about it, which makes him extremely needy and extra pouty.

Mr. Silvair

Definitely would have had intimacy with other ghosts/humans before to research the body and performance during mid transformation if it differed.

Imagine one day he finds a mysterious liquid that fell from the 'other world' and feeds it to you, himself and the other ghosts in your crew. Only to find out it was an aphrodisiac. It was the first time he felt such a strong sensation of lust. At first, he mistakes this strong desire to be violence, so he starts to self-inflict wounds onto himself. You attempt to stop him, but soon find yourself to be underneath him as he bites into your neck, drawing blood. Surprised at seeing the often-composed man, turning into a ravage beast. You somehow manage to find something to tie him up and have your way with him.

He probably likes overstimulation on you...but also himself. He would love to research on how much his body can go and handle.

He would actually be a switch, for research purposes. To take and give he'd do anything for research. It had been long long ago since his body used to be human, and he often forgets about his own experiences if he doesn't write them down, but no worries, he has you by his side now to keep remembering.

Mr. Hood

He is quiet but speaks whenever he finds it suited for. But if you need him, he would be happy to talk with you.

He is a bit insecure about his body, he doesn't have arms or hands or even legs, he is an entity of nothing. The clothes are what shape his form, and well maybe he not entirely a entity of nothing. You had a glimpse before, a small glimpse and sensation of a squishy and somewhat slimy part that had belonged to him. You never mentioned though, but if it was you'd love him still anyways.

He realized that some words had been a bit harder for you to keep in mind and remember and so he thought of a special way to get you learning. Learning with what humans call pleasure. He fucks you and asks you what certain things are, and if you get it wrong, he denies you from coming. You have become determined to learn your words properly even more so now. Because if you remember you get rewarded with the most absolute fulfilling fuck of your life.

Since most of his body is invisible or nothing. If you mouth fucked him you would be able to see that real good, it is strangely erotic watching your cock move inside his mouth.

Mr. Gap

When you're sleeping, sometimes he might just cuddle against your leg or lower half. He loves the feeling of warmth, compared to his hollow darkness.

He definitely seems like the type of person to eat you out while you're asleep. Playing around and waiting for you to wake up to watch your reaction. Of course, he would only do this though if he knew you'd allow it. He values consent.

Imagine taking your backpack to school and you have to take out a pencil for a test. When you open your backpack, you realize it is just an empty void and hear a voice asking for your heart in exchange for the pencil. Yeah... you accepted your fate. You just failed your exam...

When you become a moaning mess under him, he can't understand but he knows that from your sweet voice, and moans, that it's a good thing. He knows to keep continuing.

One day Mr. Gap gathers his usual newspapers that fall from the rubble or somehow manages to grab one from the human realm. He notices a magazine that discusses about marriage and giving rings on the fourth finger. Intrigued about this idea, he asks you for your all four of your fingers, but you misunderstand and refuse to give him your fingers. He's sad but soon you later find out that he was asking for your hand in marriage, literally but also figuratively.

Mr. Machete

We would wonder aimlessly for an eternity together searching for his/your home. But eventually our subconscious would recognize each other as home instead.

He would definitely mock and laugh at how fast you would falter/melt under his touch. Calling you "weak" for coming so fast but would give kisses here and there after the mocking.

He'd probably be into throat fucking and laugh at you looking pathetic, he loves reactions that aren't boring, so seeing you choke on his cock seems like a great idea.

He definitely would come inside most of the time.

When he fucks you, his cock would probably bulge out a little from your stomach, fascinated by it he'd roughly press his hand down near that area.

He is our beefy dumb macho, perfect.

If you mouth/fucked him he would tell you he feels nothing, but his eyes would already be red and tearing. He's a pathetic coward.

Mr. Scarletella

He belongs to you, and you belong to him, together forever, in a hellish world. He loves the destruction you bring into his life and does the same for you.

Oh boy, he would absolutely devour you, his queen, in pleasure. Fuck you stupid to the point you're just a blabbering mess, hands on waist, and long fingers in your mouth, as he pounds deeply into you.

He seems like the type of guy to fuck you during your period.

Definitely gets jealous easily and he makes it know when he gets that way.

Imagine your fucked/fucking another ghost and you hear static within the distance, the sound slowly starts to come closer and closer until you hear the static in the room. Your crimson servant arrives and witnesses your fantastic display of intimacy. Jealous, he kills them and becomes extra possessive and quite terrifying, but you love it so much. How he seems so lost and pathetic without you.

You don't know his name, but neither does he know yours. Despite this disconnect, you still manage to give him some sort of other named to be called. It's connected to your name, but he knows it's not all of it, he can't fully whisk you away, but he's okay with that. You are still bound to him for an eternity anyway.

If Mr. Scarletella went back to the human world with you instead, he would appear to be the one most suited for fitting in. Just slack some foundation on his face, make him wear gloves and he would blend in quite well. Well...except for his odd habit of asking every stranger for their name and laughing and giggling crazily each time.

He would have a praise and degradation kink, he's not a whore. He's YOUR whore. He likes being YOURS.

[fairsweetlonging]

i love writing about shen qingqiu flirting with people but not knowing he does it, and never realizing what effect it has on people or when they flirt back

for instance, he doesn't quite have a grasp on the usage of flowery, poetic speech yet, so he uses it in ways that are more suggestive than he means to. he compliments liu qingge's fighting style but the words he uses are "dancing like a snow lotus in the high mountain gales" and liu qingge turns so red shen qingqiu thinks he has a fever. he also said to wei qingwei that if only he was better a guqing player he would capture the sound of his laughter (wei qingwei has a boisterous laugh and this was meant to be teasing) and wei qingwei lay awake for three nights thinking about that.

he'd try to banter with yue qingyuan in the sort of taunting style of the original sqq, but in doing so accidentally strays into "shixiong should just bring his pillow and move in with how much he visits" "well if shidi insists" territory, and he doesn't realize it.

he pretends to be jealous when liu qingge goes on a mission with someone else, saying things like "shidi is having so much fun with [other peak lord], am i not enough? has my heart been traded for another?" with a fake pout that's supposed to be playful, but that inadvertently causes liu qingge to only accept missions with him or by himself, and of course shen qingqiu keeps digging this hole deeper by then acting flattered when liu qingge invites only him to the hunt.

he also definitely goes a little shakespearean sometimes to be dramatic, but people take that serious too. one time shang qinghua was too busy to read/write with him, so he complained to whoever listened, "the cruelty of his words have ripped my heart asunder, never again will i feel joy from what has now turned to sorrow", and two days later shang qinghua asks him what the hell he said to make half of the peak lords show up angry at his house like scorned lovers

in my mind he has also made a "chain me to the bed to have your way" kind of comment about his without a cure treatment, because mu qingfang added twenty new concoctions to the list that are yucky and shen yuan doesn't like yucky things, but even he was like "hm" about that and their next appointment was a little awkward.