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"How can she just sit there and laugh and look so beautiful?"

Summary: Sylus hears your laugh for the first time and is completely bewitched .

A.N. - Rewriting cuz I hate myself :0

Tags : Sylus x reader, fluff + warmth, almost kissing?, light hand holding, pet names- kitten, darling, sweetheart, etc.

Sylus never liked the sun.

It annoyed him just to stand out in the scorching heat, under the burning ball of fire. You would often tease him, calling him a vampire as he huffed at your poor attempts to drag him outside his dark and gloomy mansion.

But today was different. Today, he wanted to surprise you.

You knew Sylus never liked to step out of the N109 Zone, so you stopped asking him to visit you at Linkon City. It had been a long time since you both had seen each other and Sylus wouldn't admit it but- he missed you.

He tugged on the black silk cap over his head, adjusting his sunglasses as he tried to find the face of his beloved kitten amidst the huge mob of people. Just as he was about to take a turn, his ears twitched- hearing faint noises of someone familiar, someone he couldn't miss. When he turned his head, his eyes widened by a fraction when he took in your face.

There you were standing next to a woman -laughing and giggling as though she had uttered the most funniest joke. Sylus couldn't stop staring- his eyes unwavering as he silently watched your soft expressions.

He noticed the small crinkles at the edges of your eyes, the way your lips parted and widened to show your toothy grin, the way your hair slowly blew with the wind, the way the dimples of your cheeks deepened as you laughed and laughed.

It was the first time he had ever seen you so lively and chirpy. It made him realise just how hidden you truly were in his gaze. He clenched and unclenched his fists, imagining himself to be the one standing next to you- listening to the adorable giggles you let out. They swirled in his mind like a record player.

He watched you cover your mouth and his hand unconsciously twitched. He wanted to see that beautiful smile of yours, wanting to see your dimples once more. He wanted to capture your red plump lips with his as you pouted at something the woman was saying. He bit the inside of his cheek

It all seemed to drive him to the edge and his legs moved on their own, taking your hand in his as he suddenly dragged you away to an alleyway- away from the bustling city. You barely had time to process as you tried to pull your hand away from his tight grip.

"What the hell is wrong with you-!?" You panted, trying to pull away as he finally let go of his grip on your arm.

"Kitten..what is it that you hate about me?" His voice was sharp and raspy, which sent a chill down your spine. You raised a brow, the sudden question catching you off guard.

"I..don't hate anything about you in particular." Your face etched in confusion as you tilted your head to the side.

"Then why...why is it that I never got to hear those sweet sounds? Why is it that i never got to see that smile of yours?" His words made your heart flutter and you scoffed, trying to shake away the feeling.

"What..sounds?"

"That laugh. I've never heard it from you. You never show me this side of you.." His fingers went to your chin, lifting it gently to make you look at his piercing red gaze, tinted with a hint of vulnerability.

"Well..i just-i don't want to make you think I'm being silly-" You stuttered. It wasn't a lie, you didn't want to seem too giddy in front of the daunting man.

"Silly? Darling if only you knew what i find silly.." Sylus smirked, leaning a bit closer such that your lips graze against one another lightly. Your skin tingled and you shivered, which only made Sylus smile wider.

"I want to hear you laugh. I want to see you smile and giggle at me like you do with the rest...I find your voice exquisite, sweetheart." His voice grew softer and you could only stare at him with shock. Was it true? Did he really find you that wonderful..?

"Why..are you out here?" You suddenly broke the conversation, your eyes moving from his lips to his face- switching to the next topic as you took in his usually casual attire.

"I was getting bored" Your eyes narrowed as you smirked as his nonchalant response

"Missed me?" You teased, expecting him to get annoyed.

"And if I did?" He smirked, leaning in as his breath tickled your skin.

You blinked in surprise, unable to form a response as Sylus chuckled at your flustered expression. He lightly pinched your cheek.

"Let's go home, shall we? I think I'm done with walking in the sun for today ." Sylus took your hand in his as he dragged you out of the alleyway. You barely got time to bid goodbye to your friend as Sylus tugged on your arm. You nudged his side in response which only brought out a soft laugh from his end.

As you both headed back to his mansion, you could help but recall his words. He sounded so genuine, and the way his lips almost touched yours made your ears warm and hot. Almost.

'Tch, that sly crow.' You thought to yourself as you smiled under your breath.

Your soft exhales were loud in the quietness of the evening -hands softly grazing against each other as you strolled together in silence, not minding the lingering touches of your skin, only pulling you closer to one another with each defining second.

I keep editing this post lmao

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🐦‍⬛Sylus’ Lil Audios 🖤

Some 18+ audios that l've heard that sound a little like Sylus to me.

NOTE: These are not from the game. They are 18+. Do not interact or listen if you are underage.

*WARNING: USE HEADPHONES🎧*

This one from Twitter is cheating technically, but worth sharing.

Will add more as I find them.

[shitsylus]

just thinking about sylus… being lovey dovey with mc

CHARACTERS: sylus x f!reader (reader is the mc!)

CONTENT WARNINGS: unprotected sex + penetration sex + p in v + sylus calling the reader 'princess' 'baby' 'good girl' like once

NOTES FROM NIS: hi!! it's me again this time with another drabble written for sylus!! pls enjoy my thirst drabble for him sigh he's such a good husband material... reblogs, likes are very much appreciated!! anyway, if you're interested, please check out my haikyuu fic featuring iwaizumi hajime <333 u can check the fic out in my pinned post (for some reason, i can't paste the url here good lord why!!)

his larger frame hovering above you. both of you panting and moaning in sync, your lewd noises, mixed with the sound of his heavy balls slamming against your flesh filling the four walls of his spacious and luxurious bedroom.

sylus’s much larger hands pining your hands above of your hand, binding them with a tight grip. his expression showed that he was on edge of coming, not with your cunt squeezing his cock like a vice grip. fuck your pussy is driving him insane.

the 6’5 foot man inhaled the sight in front of him. your naked body on display, tits bouncing to each thrust he was giving you. your eyes shut closed, cute moans and whimpers spilling out of your lips every second of his cock fucking your insides. “what a fucking treat, sylus murmured under his breath. “such a beautiful girl for me, princess.”

slowly, he leaned down, minty breath fanning over your luscious lips. “open your eyes, princess. look at how tight your pussy is squeezing my cock, hm?” he removed one of his hands from binding your hand and down to squeeze your cheeks using his hand.

when you didn’t comply the first time, sylus again squeezed your cheeks harder this time. you knew better than to ignore him and his commands. slowly, you opened your eyes and saw his crazy gorgeous and sculpted face — a pair of crimson red eyes staring straight into your eyes. in a flicker of second, you saw his gaze softened when both of you locked eyes.

sylus’s grunt broke the momentary silence. the butterflies swirled in your tummy every time you have heard his sexy grunts. “fuck. you’re so fucking beautiful, baby,” he whispered against your lips before he inched closer to kiss you on the lips.

your back arched when his cock nudged into your sensitive spot, and you accidentally moaned into his mouth. the current position — your tits pressed against his front, his cock nestled deeper into your pussy, seemed so intimate. sylus wanted to be as close as he could to you.

“mhm, sylus, keep going, please,” you whined when he slowed down his pace as he whispered sweet nothings into your ears.

sylus groaned into your mouth, leaving one more deep kiss before he got up. the warmth of having his chest pressed close to you dissipated.

spreading your legs using his knees wider, sylus rammed his cock inside you. this time, faster and harder. your breath couldn’t keep up anymore so screams started taking over your moans.

sylus is such an attentive lover he would never say no to you. only if under some circumstances. other than that, he’s obliging whatever your request is.

his groans lulled your ears each time his cock hit your g-spot. you exchanged looks with him before glancing over where your bodies were connected. creamy white liquid coating his cock and onto your pussy. shit. you were so close to an overwhelming orgasm.

“fuck, sylus make me come please!” your voice a pitch higher before a cry followed afterwards.

sylus again leaned down and took a nipple in his mouth, biting on it before swirling it as if he was savouring the sweet taste. his cock still mercilessly ramming into you. his eyebrows twitched as your pussy squeezed him tighter. he was so close and so did you.

you felt that one tight knot swirling inside you, each second closer to an orgasm. it crashed hard and fast, just like how sylus was giving it to you. your breath stuttered, and you got instant chills from how hard and shattering the orgasm was.

sylus’s cum filling your insides, some of it seeping out. he was breathing heavily as he stared at you. “fuck, you’re so fucking beautiful that it hurts,” he whispered again before kissing you sweetly. his fingers caressing your face lovingly. you whined when his skin lightly brushed against your clit. it was so fucking sensitive.

“and you are so fucking handsome that it kills me to get jealous every time girls stare at you,” you muttered while giggling against his lips.

“i only have my eyes on you, sweetheart. no one else,” sylus’s loving gaze locked with yours as he made this promise with you for the nth time. he then placed your palm against his chest, squeezing it with his fingers.

you smiled lovingly and sylus fell in love with you all over again. he’s smitten and crazy in love with you but he doesn’t give a flying fuck over how cringe he sounds. he’s in love with you and he fucking loves you. he’d do everything for you and you only.

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love language

headcanons of ways sylus touches you (fluff)

♡︎ hes a forehead kisser & a head kisser

♡︎ when in public you need to be holding him some way, either his arm, his finger or interlocking hands

♡︎ he asks you if he can kiss you before he does

♡︎ he likes putting his forehead on yours when hes feeling soft

♡︎ hes a cuddler; holding you tightly before bed always

♡︎ constantly cupping your face to admire you

♡︎ always pinching your cheeks when he has cuteness aggression with you

♡︎ pinches ur lips when you flirt back with him

♡︎ when you flirt back with him his ears turn red and he grabs your hand and puts it on his chest so you can feel his heartbeat and what you do to him

♡︎ if its a chilly night and ur not wearing a sweater and he is, he holds your hand and puts it in his sweater pocket.

♡︎ when sitting face to face at a table, he likes to play w your fingers and kiss ur hand and maybe even take a bite

♡︎ always takes the opportunity to kiss ur neck when hes putting on a necklace for you

♡︎ likes to measure hand sizes

♡︎ if yalls faces are close to each other best believe hes going to bite your cheek

♡︎ when laying down in bed together and yall r just yappin away hes runs his fingers up and down your arm

♡︎ when he has cuteness aggression with you, he tunes out what youre talking about and just grabs your facing kissing your cheeks real hard

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authors note: i want to be known as a soft sylus enthusiast

©sylusdoll 2024

taglist @sanemistar

[shitsylus]

love language

headcanons of ways sylus touches you (fluff)

♡︎ hes a forehead kisser & a head kisser

♡︎ when in public you need to be holding him some way, either his arm, his finger or interlocking hands

♡︎ he asks you if he can kiss you before he does

♡︎ he likes putting his forehead on yours when hes feeling soft

♡︎ hes a cuddler; holding you tightly before bed always

♡︎ constantly cupping your face to admire you

♡︎ always pinching your cheeks when he has cuteness aggression with you

♡︎ pinches ur lips when you flirt back with him

♡︎ when you flirt back with him his ears turn red and he grabs your hand and puts it on his chest so you can feel his heartbeat and what you do to him

♡︎ if its a chilly night and ur not wearing a sweater and he is, he holds your hand and puts it in his sweater pocket.

♡︎ when sitting face to face at a table, he likes to play w your fingers and kiss ur hand and maybe even take a bite

♡︎ always takes the opportunity to kiss ur neck when hes putting on a necklace for you

♡︎ likes to measure hand sizes

♡︎ if yalls faces are close to each other best believe hes going to bite your cheek

♡︎ when laying down in bed together and yall r just yappin away hes runs his fingers up and down your arm

♡︎ when he has cuteness aggression with you, he tunes out what youre talking about and just grabs your facing kissing your cheeks real hard

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authors note: i want to be known as a soft sylus enthusiast

©sylusdoll 2024

taglist @sanemistar

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OK USE ME BRO??!?!?! fuck me sideways or something hell yeah

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HOW IS HE THIS FUCKING PERFECT?????

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hi hiys im the biggest satosugu enjoyer pls give me satosugu fics

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✧ ⁺˳ 　 i’m your type, i’m the vibe

fantasize, stay the night every night 　 ❀

𓈒　 ֹ　 i can keep all your secrets in

my pocket locket　 𓈒 ࿐

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Baby sorcerers

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"...you're my wife?"

satoru gojo wrinkled his nose—out of disgust or confusion, you don't want to know—a little pout forming on his face. you raised an eyebrow at him, reaching forward to tangle his soft white hair between your fingers, feeling yourself getting lost in his beautiful sky eyes.

"yes, I'm your wife," you whisper, melting into his warm embrace. you smile as a muscular arm wraps around you, and a beautiful smile graces his even more beautiful features as he plants a kiss on the top of your head.

"i can't believe it," he murmurs, marveling at how your body fits perfectly against his, grabbing your hand with a gentle grip. you giggled, feeling his grip tighten around you as you ask, "you can't believe what?"

he exhales, slowly, awe entering his voice.

"that you're my wife."

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when furudate wrote “today you happen to be the defeated. but what will you become tomorrow?” and then “nothing would ever get started if they didn't first think, 'let’s give it a try.'” and then “he who climbs the ladder must begin at the bottom” and then “we’re not limited to just one way of being great” and then “being weak means that there is room to grow” and then “does losing prove that you are weak? isn’t losing difficult for all of you? a challenge where, after ending up on your hands and knees, you must see if you can stand up again? if you stay on your hands and knees, that proves that you are weak.”

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SYLUS AS A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT ── .✦

★ student sylus! who's not so talkative in class. he's not the type to answer teachers in class. he's the type to just doze off and not pay attention much. though, when the teachers ask him or appoint him to answer something, he'll get it right 100%, with no hesitation.

★ student sylus! who's a bit of a naughty guy. he skips class every here and there, and everyone would wonder where he would go. there would be rumors about "the mysterious sylus". it's not like he doesn't have any friends, but he only has a few of them.

★ student sylus! who's actually really athletic but doesn't want to join any clubs, to make it into the big teams like the basketball team. when PE comes, girls would notice his athletic and toned demeanor. those girls secretly found him attractive, even though they're slightly intimidated by the idea of him.

★ student sylus! who has had a few share of girls come up to confess to him, but he'd reject every single one of them. his reasoning always being "i want to focus on myself" or something along the lines of that. he'd still be appreciative of those girls who've fallen for him, and deep down he actually felt guilty.

★ student sylus! definitely the type of person that popular guys would approach. not even girls, but the guys want IN. he's got this cool and reserved attitude, which is alluring for these popular guys. a lot of people try to fit into the popular group, but not sylus. he naturally just fits in. sylus would just stay there quiet though, he wouldn't 100% reject them immediately, but he's not that interested in joining them.

author's note : hi guys this is literally my 2nd piece of sylus headcanons but tbh idk if this is 100000% accurate to his character... its literally just my random feeling about it hahaha. i'd really love to be able to analyze better :)) anyways, give me any requests in the comments please! thank you always for reading <3

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Opposing Visions 🐦‍⬛📰

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okay im gonna make some sylus headcanons soon! hope u guys agree with me lolzies

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JUST THE THOUGHT OF HIM MAKES ME WEAK

please fuck me sir 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LITERALLY ON MY KNEES?!?!?!? THE WAY HE PICKS US UP SO EFFORTLESSLY WITH 1 HAND???

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𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐂𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘 !!

— haikyuu men as your boyfriend (ft. tsukki, tobio, hinata, kuroo, osamu, oikawa, & ushijima)

— a/n: in the midst of writing another fic (spoiler alert: it's kageyama), i've decided to rest my brain and give you an insight as to how the haikyuu men will be your boyfriend lol (lets pretend i didn't just insert my boyfriend's attitude in some of these dudes bc he is as sassy as tsukki and as obsessed with vball as kageyama)

tsukishima kei

- the type of boyfriend to close his fist when you try to hold his hand

- pretends he doesn't know you when you do something embarrassing

- greets you like he's annoyed but he actually isn't, he'll give your forehead a kiss after

- he's very supportive of your clothing, wear a bra and an underwear wherever you go– he wouldn't care. but when he senses the crowd isn't safe, he would constantly remind you to put a hand on your chest when you bend, or put a hand on your knee when you sig

- he gets flustered easily when you giggle whenever you see him use his phone without glasses and look like this -.-

- everyone says he's shy when it comes to pda. and that is so true. he would hold your hand but most of the time, you wrap your hand around his fucking pinky. he would occasionally wrap an arm around your shoulders, or you'd wrap your hands around his arm. kisses in public are chastised into cheeks or temples

- whenever you fight and you go to your room to sulk alone, he walks in without knocking, scooches on the bed beside you, and spoons you. it hurts him to see you cry even if you don't see it in his face, and he'll hold you in silence until you've gathered the courage to face him and talk about it

- biggest gift giver EVER

- he would literally get you anything that you want. you send him a pic of a dress and tell him you want it? he'll buy it for you even if you don't tell him to

- remembers every date of a special occasion, like first kiss, when you said yes to being his boyfriend, all that stuff

- when you're together for a long time, you don't talk that much yet you do your hobbies together. not because nothing's new and fun anymore, but because you've gotten so used to each other that the silence between you was comforting and filled with so much love.

- when you do talk though, you'd think he wouldn't indulge in whatever topic you ensue, but he would actually talk to you like it is the hottest tea in the century

- is a small spoon when he's so needy

- because of his love for strawberry shortcake, he actually knows how to bake it. you have it every weekend. and if he isn't so busy, you'd have it everyday.

- he taught you how to bake it *swoons*

- he smells like strawberries because he uses your perfumes all the time

kageyama tobio

- he smells the ball from far away

- like when you're both on a date or just hanging out outside, the minute he hears that exact sound of a volleyball bouncing on the ground, he will snap his head towards that direction

- LIKE A DOG

- i hc that he knows how to play the piano, so he has one in his room. when you hang out, you lay on the bed and he plays whatever song that comes into his mind

- he's so awkward even if you guys have been together for a long time

- on the court he's all badass but he's actually a loser LMAO

- biggest loser ever but he's so cute though

- like when he asked you out on a date, he was bowing and yelling "PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME" like he's so desperate and pathetic it's so adorable

- he's a good bf tho even if sometimes he's too preoccupied with volleyball. it's you above everything else so if you called him in the middle of practice, best believe he's running to you in a minute

- he's such a heavy sleeper. he sleeps with his eyes open sometimes and it creeps you out to wake up in the middle of the night with him staring at you with half lidded eyes

- when you fight he sometimes cries and will ask u to hold him

- doesn't know social cues sometimes you feel like you're mothering him but in a good way

- awkward kisser too sometimes he forgets to close his eyes

- when he takes a shit, it's always hard. like his poop is hard, so you hear him grunting in the bathroom

- he smells like metal sometimes but when he's at home he smells like markers its kind of addicting

hinata shoyo

- fucking TONE DEAF

- sucks at cooking, prefers your food over anyone else's

- loves cuddling he's such a tiny clingy baby you just want to eat him up and keep him in your stomach

- when you're sad, he goes out of his way to make you smile, even if it includes him hetting hurt

- compliments you ALL the time like he's all "wow baby you're so good at this and that you're so amazing please marry me"

- sticks to your side at every social gathering and will hold your hand the whole time

- he will feel like a literal baby if you're taller than him, and he LOVES taller women i so believe that

- when a match lasts for more than 3 sets, hinata is extremely tired and will pass out the minute he steps foot into your home

- he smells really good, like his skin smells amazing

- will do skincare with u bc he's sometimes as overdramatic as you when he sees red bumps on his face

- loves to give and receive a massage

- he's so chronically online too bc he's influenced by kenma so he's always up to date with all the trends and music. but he's also incredibly stupid with technology

- his phone always overheats

- twitches randomly in his sleep and sometimes he's so messy in bed he ends up pushing you off

- loves to take baths with you and let you play with his hair hehe

- the softest boy ever too like you would both always have a kitten staying in your home until someone can foster or adopt them because there's always a lot of sick strays outside of your home

- has a sweet tooth. his favorite is cotton candy

kuroo tetsuro

- he's actually emo sometimes

- sometimes because not only with his stupid bangs, but because when you're not giving him attention, he will play loud music that will get your attention, sit on the couch, and cross his arms and pout until you look at him

- he's one of those people that will get mad when you touch his hair

- smells like soap

- he treats you like a princess though like when he brings you to his parties he will bring you EVERYWHERE

- like a bodyguard too, will bring all your stuff even if they're heavier than his gym bag

- you're the one to always patch things between him and kenma when they fight because they're like literal children

- asks for your help to get kenma to eat when he plays too much

- a whiny bitch too like he's the type of person that's actually so clean so when he encounters a room that's dirty or a bathroom he thinks is too wet or has too much grime in the tiles, he will gag and pinch his nose (same goes for tsukishima)

- has a good sense in fashion, he dresses you A LOT

- puts your bag on your shoulder and scolds you like a mom

- scared of cockroaches

- literally would climb up a wall and sob when he sees one

- and he's such a good captain too like sometimes you'd see him talking to his teammates and give them advice outside of volleyball. he's their big brother

- he's your study buddy all the time. when he's not too preoccupied with volleyball, you're both studying together

- he cherishes your accomplishments and is always present at your events

- he's close with your friends that sometimes you see him playfully hump your boy-space-friends and moan like he's riding them

- used to be kenma's discord kitten too

- one time, in his drunken state, he showed you a picture of him and kenma in maid outfits during one of kenma's gaming streams, because they were both drunk and in lock down

- whenever you see the matches or hinata, tsukki, or kageyama, kuroo feels proud and tears up at how much they've grown

- loves kids. wants to plant a baby in you.

miya osamu

- when you wake him up in the middle of the night and ask for food, he WILL cook for you

- smells like fried chicken but its alright it smells good either way

- when you go to work, he always packs your lunch

- when you fight, he knows just what to cook to cheer you up

- he loves food so much that you can't remember the last time you haven't eaten, because he ALWAYS feeds you

- when he cooks at home, he wears a pretty pink apron just for you

- listens to music when he cooks, and even when he showers too

- when you have a big social event, he'll volunteer to give a portion of food in your event or actually cater for them

- when he cooks something that you don't end up liking, he is DISTRAUGHT; will do anything for you to like it again because there's no way that he can't feed you something delicious

- sometimes, when atsumu comes over, they both play volleyball INSIDE the house and atsumu sometimes gets too much, but before you could scold him, osamu's already on his ass

- as aforementioned, always expect midnight snacks

- he's like that dude on tiktok who can make everything out of chocolate, except his is onigri. or, well, he can shape anything made out of rice

- one time, on your anniversary, you woke up to a rice shaped like a life-sized teddy bear and it was actually so cool

- you have your own spot in his shop

- and he actually let you design the blueprint for his shop because he wants it to be yours too :(

oikawa tooru

- sometimes you don't know if he's your boyfriend or an opponent at a beauty contest

- he values skincare more than you do like he's buying face masks and exfoliators and everything and you caught him one time sleeping in one of those peel off mask things

- and he cries when you take off those peel off masks

- smells like rich perfume that hurts your nose

- but oikawa takes volleyball seriously. when he lost to karasuno, you caught him sobbing in his bed when you came to check up on him, and he let you hold him until he fell asleep

- that was also when he fell in love with you lol

- before you guys dated, you two were so close that tne girls actually stopped approaching him one time because they thought you were officially his girlfriend after he held your hand during a field trip to the museum because you almost got lost

- sometimes oikawa doesn't know who he's more scared of: you or iwaizume? bc both of you are always on his ass making fun of him and scolding him

- but he cherishes you so much though like he's treating you like his certified baby girl all the time— you're getting fucking princess treatment every single day. you don't remember the feeling of a bag in your hand because he's always CARRYING it

- oikawa is proud to take up the role as your assistant

- and he's also just as sassy as you are

- he's also rich so like you're always on adventures and on dates outside. but sometimes he likes to stay at home and cook for you even if it tastes like shit

- a jealous bitch

- one time a guy asked you for directions and oikawa told him to "turn right and then you'll see a mirror that tells you you're a piece of shit"

- you scold him after that. he doesn't care

ushijima wakatoshi

- bad at social cues

- he's like an old man and you're his social media manager bc why is he texting everyone through EMAIL when sms exists already

- there was that time when he sent you a nude and it went "was thinking of you. I miss you — Ushijima Wakatoshi" AND LIKE??

- he's literally "i'm so happy for you" o_o

- and he is though its just that he's always so dazed sometimes you think he's a robot

- he's a living baby though like he's one to be honest about something that he doesn't realize what he says and you feel embarrassed for him too so you're just kind of like sweetly telling him that it's not nice to say that someone smells like cigarettes or that their breath stinks

- one time, when you and tendou surprise him, you're both caught off guard when he actually jumps– but the thing is that he accidentally hit you with his arm due to his reflexes and you swear you got a concussion after that

- he LOVES CUDDLES and he loves sniffing you and sometimes hes a sub

- smells like rich cologne that actually smells good

- takes you with him everywhere and he has to be with you all the time or else he'll cry his ass out

- decides to be matrilocal too and take your last name when you get married bc he just loves you so much

- before you guys got together, he was always so stoic and silent. and he's so silent that sometimes he suddenly appears in front of you and talks to you like he didn't just almost make you shit your pants

- he also doesnt switch out his phone so when you're in the year 2024, he still has an iphone 7 that's too big for his hand

- his bff is tendou so he's always at your home too and they're watching a bunch of animes and you're just sitting between wakatoshi's legs like you're his stuffed animal