idontknowhowtoplayguitar
idontknowhowtoplayguitar
I can't play guitar 😕
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He/him. zero guitar skills
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 12 hours ago
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to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 12 hours ago
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underpaid food service worker at an establishment that serves alcoholic beverages: I'm sorry ma'am, you're son cannot order that, we don't serve minors.
debatably ten years old or a grown adult man: I'm more of a crafter I'd say.... heh....
tired mother: timothy please just shut the fuck up for my sake
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 21 hours ago
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I want to kill brokencyde with a hammer
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 23 hours ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 23 hours ago
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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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Ladybug, Coccinellidae
Thank you for all the love on my recent art, lets hope ladybugs (my beloveds <333) are just as adored too !!
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faggot longing
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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MATURE CONTENT?!?? IS A LOVING GRANDPA NOT ALLOWED TO POST ABOUT HIS GRANDSON ANYMORE?!????
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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I hate men bcs they will come to a realization that rocks their whole shit and stim to pinky and the Brian about it
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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What the fuck???
There's this band that I really like, some industrial goth band that absolutely FUCKED. they were on spotify and several other streaming services, it was great, whatever.
Most of their songs are no longer on Spotify!!! Or Amazon music either I checked. Which is mildly upsetting but whatever.
Their name?
Disjecta Membra.
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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Less THG playlists with modern pop music, more THG playlists with concerning and ominous folk music
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 3 days ago
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No! twitter will kill the patient! She needs t4t to live
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 3 days ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 3 days ago
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hey poob how do you feel about ai?
if you use ai you are a traitor to the human race and to your own mind
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