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nothing is gayer than troy n abed doing their things

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"i can fix him" ok well i will try to make him realize how loved and cherished he is outside of the narrative he created for himself

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troy and abed in the moorning! ☀️

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merry happy!

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This drawing (Legolas and Gimli Depart by Turner Mohan) made me cry the first time I saw it. Gimli looks so old and so frail, Legolas is having to hold his hand to get him on the ship to Valinor. Legolas is looking much older and much wiser, too.

But the thought of Gimli and Legolas' platonic love being so great that it would lead to the ONLY dwarf ever arriving to Valinor, that's so moving to me. It's a testament to male friendship that you really don't see often in life. Look at how gently Legolas appears to be in guiding Gimli onto the boat. He's letting Gimli hold onto him as necessary; he's there if Gimli needs him. They'd been best friends for centuries but he knows that even in a situation like this, Gimli wouldn't want to have to rely on him ALL the time.

I dunno. The drawing really does a great job of how it's such a moving testament to their friendship. Romance is wonderful and beautiful and all, but the beauty of platonic love needs more appreciation and celebration.

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Ok jokes aside here's some actual veteran advice about NOTN:

-Set goals. How many eggs? How many chests? Which will you open, which will you sell? How will you get them? This will help prevent overwhelm. I personally aim for 50 eggs, and I open half-sell half.

-Higgins is your friend. Back in my day we had to wait for swipp like heathens. Note which items you have for trade at Higgins, and which you need. You are going to have stacks upon stacks of one part of the trade and none of the other, it is normal. Trade with people. Sell on the AH.

-Use a guide. Not every item drops in each venue. Some venues are better than others for grinding specific items.

-Jump between venues. Variety is the spice of life! Bamboo Falls is traditionally the best for pure chest grinding, but Waterway, Rainsong Jungle, and Sandswept Delta have always been nice to me. Everyone has their own superstitions about which venue is best. Realistically, they're probably all the same at this point.

-Keep Baldwin moving. There's like 40 individual items you can brew during NOTN at this point. When grinding, melt down stuff. When asleep, brew the items.

-If you want pure profit, you will make more money selling chests. Don't open the chests for hopes of selling eggs, and by god don't open eggs in hopes of striking big. I mean. You can! I do it every year. It's fun! But I lose so much cash.

-Do your dailies!! Just like fests, you can now get random chests doing anything and everything. Some people go nuts trying to bond with every familiar. Only do this if you have a good computer and patience. Which. I don't. Lol

-Check the forums for trades. If you want specific items I guarantee you people will have 200 of them they want to get rid of. Trade your duplicates! There's usually a big master thread.

-Do not rush. NOTN is 2 weeks long. Everyone goes crazy day 1 and then burns out before the new year. It's much easier to grind 30 mins a day instead of 6 hours all at once.

But most of all HAVE FUN!

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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When you realize that Immortal and Donald would make significantly more sense as a romantic couple than Immortal and Kate...

Two people forced into a situation of immortality and undeath? Who, when given the choice will still risk themselves and face death anyway? Who struggle to relate to humanity by the forced alieness of their existence?

ThAt aPPlieS to KAte Too~ counterpoint: Kate was functionally raised up as a child soldier and is actively depicted as wanting to GTFO of that situation. Let her fucking retire and the people who made the choice as adults to run head first into danger can just be her therapists and death count buddies.

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do it. I infantilize John Wilkes Booth regularly, on purpose. Block the haters

If I weren’t so afraid of people accusing me of infantilizing a murderer you know I’d give William Afton vocal tics.

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Okay stay with me here

ACDC member Angus Young ^

Samwise Gamgee^

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moby dick is so funny. Ishmael is personally offended that he has to share a bed with a harpooner. He compared an ashtray to the burnt grounds of Gomorrah. He's so dramatic i love him

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poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊

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"I listen to everything except rap and country" SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOUR BALLS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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clan leader: oh hey how was the trading post?

clan messenger, surrounded by a herd of sheep and carrying several dozen crates of cucumbers, butterflies, and live fish: galore says hi

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I love yammering to myself about FNaF until I've completely lost the point. I just said "Maybe Henry can light fires with his mind, divinely, like in Carrie. The old man equivalent of Carrie is getting depressed, and he's that." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

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Hate the mickey mouse Christmas movies because it implies the existence of jesus mouse 😕