idontknowhowtoplayguitar
I can't play guitar 😕
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 13 hours ago
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Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.
While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.
Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.
Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.
Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.
Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.
Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.
Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.
After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.
Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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I follow from this blog, my fandom sideblogs are @thethirdmaulertwin, @spider-manwhore, and @one-sad-pathetic-crow
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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ANGELS WINGS in movies & tv-series :
Passion Play (2010) Dogma (1999) Hellboy 2 (2008) Supernatural (2005-2020) Good Omens (2019) Constantine (2005) Lucifer (2015—) Date with an Angel (1987) Legion (2010) Dominion (2014-2015) Wings of Desire (1987) Michael (1996) Angels in America (2003)
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 2 days ago
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just a normal spanish study group
(art from 2020)
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 3 days ago
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Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do when a man's gotta do what he's got to 😕 a man can't be fooled 😕 can't be played 😕 can't be schooled 😕 can't be made to follow rules they say he ought to 😕
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 3 days ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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Yall don’t even know the hold that marvel animated tv shows had on me like did yall know earths mightiest heroes is such a well done comic adaptation with good writing? Do yall even know that your silly little domestic avengers live in stark tower fanfic were true for the first two season of avengers assemble? Do yall even know how good Wolverine and the X-men is? Do yall know how silly and goofy hulk and the agents of smash is? Don’t even get me started on the spider man shows
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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it's supposed to be just silly sketches but god knows i'll kill for them
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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Now this is one of my favourite tik toks
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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Troy and Abed 's new appaaaaartment!!
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More doodles of them yay
I can't keep myself from imagining the summer where all of this is decided. The excitement and anticipation that must have come. The apartment hunting. Them both organising their stuff when they arrive.
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 6 days ago
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A lil Fanart I did a few months ago
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 7 days ago
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Say it with me: Irish immigrants were the reason the United States industrial revolution was successful. Irish immigrants were the reason the United States industrial revolution was successful. Irish immigrants were the reason the United States industrial revolution was successful. Guess what! People hated Irish immigrants. Blamed them for high crime rates, accused them of taking jobs from born USAmericans, and stereotyped them to hell and back. And guess what! Without them, the US wouldn't have had a fully functioning economy, railway system, or trade relationship, meaning the country would have been much weaker and likely collapsed or overtaken.
Immigration is a healthy part of the economy, and crucial for economic and industrial growth
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idontknowhowtoplayguitar · 7 days ago
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That's me in the corner. That's me with the old, man, making him transgender,
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