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[genuinebluff]

PROTECT AMERICA'S COUCHES & DOLPHINS

Probably also other sea creatures and furniture, just to be safe.

Just say NO if Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance asks to sit on your sofa or observe your aquarium!

[brightergreendandelions]

hey im the mod of GenuineBluff and i really appreciate you pointing out the broken url! i definitely did not notice lol thanks again

you're welcome :)

i just clicked on the url, because i was curious what kind of website it was. i don't remember what the post was even about :з

the name sounds kinda sus tho 0_0 like it's a porn site or a casino... /lighthearted

[genuinebluff]

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[genuinebluff]

Are you tired of your partner boiling your milk with their laser vision without permission? Why not try... The Dome! BEFORE: -Sad -Hot milk -laser vision is less cool

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[genuinebluff]

Genuine Zodiac Signs

It's your month, Blocks of Velveeta Cheese! #blockofvelveetacheeseszn #chznszn

Block of Velveeta Cheese individuals are a delightful blend of warmth and meltability. They possess a natural gift for leadership and an ability to spread a sense of comfort and joy wherever they go.

Their presence is magnetic, drawing others to bask in their cheesy charm.

Romance: In matters of the heart, BV of C's gooey charm is in full bloom this month! BV of C's passionate nature infuses relationships with a sense of indulgence and tenderness, like a warm fondue shared with a loved one.

Lucky Color: Velveeta Orange

Lucky Stone: Moonstone

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[genuinebluff]

GenuineBluff Costumes Hauntingly Generic Yearbook Inscription From Your Crush

Costume Includes:

Yearbook outfit

Sense You May Have Lost the Best Years of Your Life

Novelty Sharpie Hat

Halfhearted Message From Your Favorite Teacher

Adult Sized Costume- One Size Fits Most

[genuinebluff]

Your blog is lovely thank you it shields my brain from the angry goblins that are invading

CONSUMER, you requested BRAIN GOBLINS. We regret to inform you that there are not any BRIAN GOBLINS on the Genuine Team. To remedy this issue, we have produced the following job advertisement. Please share with any BRAIN GOBLINS in your network.

Now Hiring - Brain Goblins

Urgently seeking an enthusiastic self-starting Brain Goblin who is available immediately to join the GenuineBluff Team.

Responsibilities

Mind Trickery | Proficient in trickery of the human mind; excels at convincing humans that everyone notices that weird thing they did in public.

Bad Decision Enforcement | Able to quickly convince humans of low-to-mid intelligence that 15 hours of screen time a day is good for them, actually.

Catastrophizing Speciality | Master of turning molehills into mountains.

Qualifications

Certified Brian Goblin preferred

Must fit into standard human ear

2+ years experience wreaking havoc

Benefits

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Dental

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Join the GenuineBluff team

[genuinebluff]

GenuineBluff presents the gift of the year!

Genuine Object 001

Genuine Object 001 was discovered when Genuine Researcher 001 was cleaning out the GenuineBluff HQ attic.

During the construction of its elegant glass display case, Genuine Researcher 001 began gazing at the Object. Despite not having paid the requisite fee for an extended gazing session, he sat for hours gazing into its folds and crevices.

While Genuine Researcher 001 was never seen again, he did inspire this years Gift of the Year!

Show you care an appropriate amount this holiday season - give your friends Genuine Object 001 and let them enjoy an eternal gaze.

Caution: may cause gazing

[genuinebluff]

stop fucking blazing your SHIT posts bro. If they're not getting any notes it's because they aren't funny, NOT because "not enough people saw it". god I hope you get diarrhoea in public.

CONSUMER,

You said you struggled with "diarrhoea in public". The Genuine Team sends our sincerest sympathies and hopes you can find solace in the knowledge the Genuine Team also struggles with Tummy Troubles.

Follow @crohnschronicals for memes about having tummy issues

Follow @genuinebluff for memes about nonsense

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Diarrhoea(diarrhea) In Public?

Diarrhoea(diarrhea) In Public Is No Joke! If You Struggle With Your Gut, Do Not Be Ashamed & Check Out The Blog Linked Below For Memes And Camaraderie.